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Ref: Alright! I found a slut on the ground! Who says being a referee doesn't pay? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista: I'VE GOT THUMBS!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Shawn: Draw on my face while I'm sleeping will you?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Giant Edge was on a rampage until Earl Hebner saved the day and toppled the giant with one swift Judo Chop to the knee. |
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"Call Bloke Chat now, you can meet greats guys like you who are looking for someone special in their lives. Call now on 0800 052 2000. Don't wait up" *Rico frantically dials* |
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Triple H: I AM NOT FAT! WrestleMania Logo: .... Triple H: NO! YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS MY BELT! Logo: ..... Triple H: STEPHANIE IS NOT CHEATING ON ME! YOU BASTARD! Jericho: He's finally snapped... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Orton: Did somebody say... RKO? Superstar: No, I said Ricko... He's my good fri... *RKO* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Christy: I can rub my own nipples! HAHAHAHA! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Randy Orton's pranks have gone to the next level... Permanent 'kick me' signs... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Batista: Hooowaaaaa.... HIYA! *Chop* OH MY HAND! OH GOD IT HURTS! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista: I GIVE THE MOVIE TWO THUMBS UP! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg HBK dances while Edge rocks out. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge: Ooo! A penny! I GOT IT!! *SPLAT* Ow... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Kurt Angle: Are you okay, Shawn? Shawn? SHAWN!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Kurt: Okay, Kurt, calm down... You didn't kill him, he RAN into your fist... Of course, he was running towards me while I was stretching and BAM, he was dead... :shifty: |
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Worst. Frogsplash. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista wanted Roger Ebert's job, and there was nothing anybody could do to stop him. |
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Edge botches his Freakazoid impression. |
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Vince in the back: "You know that sorta looks like that could be a scene in a horror movie. When Shawn and Edge get back here tell them I have an idea for our next WWE film." or HBK was pissed after Edge pulled the got your face gimmick and actually ripped it off ------------------------ Yea I know its crap but I just wanted something to mention on how this looks like a scene from a horror film....almost like how HBK got his face ripped off |
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Ref: So, do you think Million Dollar Baby deserved to win Best Picture? Maven: Not...now |
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Using the tequnique taught to him by his wife, Hunter shatters the eardrums of everyone booing him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg "And I thought Hogan was the only old timer who couldn't fighure out how to dye his beard." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg It wasn't the pain that bothered Chris, it was the knowledge that he was going to job to Hassan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Ref: You can tap all you want, but it still won't save you money on car insurance... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg 9/10 men prefer the posterboard version, as she's less annoying to listen to. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg "Let's see...H...O...M..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Ref: Trish wrote something on your back. It's *whispers* S-L-U-T. Chrissy: She called me a Silt? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg WWE films: Enter the Dragon. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg "Crap! My thumbs are stuck in the glass ceiling!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Darth Michaels uses his lightsaber prowess to Execute the fallen Jedi. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge auditions for the new role as "Superman," As the ref attempts to explain that they use special effects to make it LOOK like they're flying. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg "Shawn, Shawn, Shawn. How many times have I told you that holding your breath 'til your face turned blue doesn't work?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg "Wanna Play Katie Vick?" |
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Finally tired of being around HHH's waist 24/7, the WWE belt --- in a rare act of self-sacrifice --- begins to squeeze the life out of Hunter. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Randy: "Let me just say, sir, that it's an honor to meet you!" Superstar: "Well thank you..." Randy: "I love you in American Chopper!" Superstar: "..." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Arthritis affects people in many ways, but Chris Benoit took it especially hard when he discovered he could no longer do the "thumbs up" sign. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Fans will always remember 2005 as the year Jericho feuded with Popeye the Sailor Man. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Weird how the FCC would let a Playboy covr be showed on screen, but yet insisted that all references to Iraqi dictators be covered up. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg In her own subtle way, Trish lets us know that Christy has been smelling mighty rank racently. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Ref#1: "It's OK, Ma'am. It happens all the time." Ref#2: "Heck, I once had the entire Communist Manifesto painted on my back. That Volkoff was a crafty sucker." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Fans (to Hunter): "You got served! You got served! You got SERVED!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg It's bad enough he stole George "The Animal" Steele's nickname. Did he have to steal RVD's gimmick, too? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Fans marked out like crazy with the sudden appearance of NWO Wolfpack Sting. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge: "Aaaaahhhh!!!!" Hebner: "Oh, crap. Were you using that ladder?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Kurt: "Psst. Shawn. Don't look now, but some middle aged church lady in the front row just bought you for fifty bucks." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Yup. Kurt has seen this before. Another victim of Stephanie's PMS. |
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With people using the whole Kurt Angle killed him gimmick with this it sorta reminds me of Family Guy with the dead hooker Peter: "Im not saying you killed her when you stuffed dollar bills down her throat and im not saying you killed her when you hit her over the head with the stool. I dont know im not a doctor. But Ill tell you what didnt kill her. Smoking!" ***Its something like that...tried to do it from memory*** |
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Only after his entrance did HHH regret eating those damn bean burritos. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Batista was shocked when HHH told him he'd be winning the championship at Wrestlemania only to be even more shocked when told he would be jobbing it back to HHH the next night on RAW. |
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***Song starts to play*** Song: "And Batista was Kung Fu Fighting....He will end up jobbing to Triple H faster than lightning" Sure it made no sense but it was my first thought when seeing the pic earlier....just didnt know if I wanted to type it out or not |
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Superstar: Hi, I'm Billy. Billy Graham. Randy: Billy Graham? You invented graham crackers? I love those things. Can I have some graham crackers, Mr. Graham? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Benoit and Hassan now know what it really is like to spend One Night in China. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista jobs to HHH in the Hokey Pokey finals. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Somewhere backstage, Rhyno is laughing. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Angle: Hi. I'm holding a microphone. HBK: ......... Angle: BOOZBOOBOOBABOO! |
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HBK: ZZZzzzzzzz Angle: HHH just did another promo didn't he? |
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HHH: Am I in the ring or out of the ring? You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA! Batista: OH MAH GAWD!! Now I know why they call you the Cerebral Assasin! |
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WWE's first spray paint spelling bee http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Jimmy failed miserably when he couldn't spell Tulsa |
For like 8 of them you can make a sexual joke :lol:
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Graham: You know.. Randy... you always reminded me of your father... RKO: Thank you. ...You can stop rubbing my shoulder now, Superstar. ...BILLY?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg This was the last time Christy decided to go to a fraternity. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg HHH: Ok, 12th hole... I'm supposed to get the golfball in THERE?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista: FREEDOM !!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge (singing): Believe it or not/ I'm walking on air. / I can't believe I am so free-eeeee!/ Who can it be? / Believe it or not it's just --- **FLOPS!!** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Angle: Stephanie? HBK: ....yup. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg The result of the first ever Staring Contest to the Death. ned. I mean, end. |
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Kurts Exploding ketchup bottle worked a treat. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Is it just me or is Kurts gut and ass huge in that pic? Not that I look at his ass at all :shifty: |
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Batista- I'M THE KING OF THE WORRRLD! |
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"I'm gonna ask you one last time, did you drink my Cherry Cola?" |
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Triple H: ... Mom? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Randy: It's on honor sir but, one question? Graham: Shoot kid. Randy: How come you look so much older Stone Cold? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg You'd cry to if you had a little Arab man growing out your neck, heartless bastards. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Ref: C'mon, say it! Maven: NOOO! Ref: DO IT! Maven: I WON'T! Ref: Then Chris will tighten the hold! Maven: ... Fine... I want the truth... Ref: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I've always wanted to do that. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Christy: And I did this all WITHOUT a high school education! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Didn't the WWE already fuck up the nWo once? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Back in the day, your occupation was made your last name. Now you wear it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg And Batista prepares for Triple H's arrival. ... Get it, I'm making fun of Dave's cock jaw. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg The Invisible Crucifix™: Crucifying wrestlers since... Awhile... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg The Red Skull makes his WWE debut. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Earl was shocked at how high Edge could elevate himself by just exhaling from his mouth. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Angle: I told you to switch to Geico when I gave you the chance Shawn. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? |
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The List of what was on Raw that night: Star Wars: Episode 1 Scene Renactment Roles- Darth Maul-Shawn Michaels Qui Gon Jin-Edge (sure Qui Gon Jin is spelt wrong but who cares) (note that Qui Gon Jin statement above is not part of the caption...and neither is this) |
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Helicopter megaphone: OK, you with the belt! Get down on the ground and put your hands over your head!!! HHH: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Voiceover: This is 'Superstar' Billy Graham, retired professional wrestler, fresh off of surgery. This is Randy Orton, 3rd generation star, kicked out of his stable and now on his own, forced to move in with Billy. Can these two polar opposites co-exist under the same roof without driving each other completely crazy? *'Odd Couple' theme music* http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg It took Benoit a while to realize it but he was overcome with sadness when he discovered he was 6 notches down from where he was last year. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Yes, it's the Chris Jericho/Maven recliner package deal!!! Order your recliner in the next half hour and receive the pictured Jack Doan ottoman at HALF its original price! HALF THE PRICE!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Evil Christy sure got her revenge on her do-gooder twin sister by trapping her in the magic cardboard Playboy cover. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Rick Martel might have had a hit with his "Arrogance" cologne but nothing like Trish's "Bitchiness" perfume. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Hester Prynne's punishments were getting far less subtle than the traditional scarlet 'A'. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg HHH: You like the way I rub this rope between me? Huh, do ya? You know you like it, stud! Batista: Dude, you're sick! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Batista: Everybody out now! I don't know how long I can hold this ceiling up!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Voiceover: Shawn Michaels wins....FATALITY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Edge: No, really, Earl! I can fly!!! Watch! Earl: Edge, no, there's no wa...ooh, that's not gonna end well. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Kurt Angle, as good a wrestler as anyone, was sadly not as enjoyable at swooning as he caused Shawn's ears to bleed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Voiceover: Kurt Angle wins....FATALITY! |
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Earl: Hey guys, check out my new Edge puppet! It's a little big and awkward, but I can still make it do fun things like this little dance..... OH, and watch me make it have sex with Lita! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg In the ultimate Christy Hemme moment, Christy confuses millions across the globe by squeezing the booby of her cardboard self, making no sense at all. In related news, millions of 13 year olds across the globe have declared that touching cardboard is the new icon of sex. Those of you who are still sitting on pies....call yourselves obsolite. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Randy: "So....you invented the stuff that cleans my toilet?" |
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