RAW Captions 16/3/05

[Cool King]

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[Cool King]

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Batista: DO THE HUSTLE!

[CSL]

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<font color=white>Randy: Damn Steph, what's Trips been feeding ya? You don't look too good...</font>

[CSL]

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<font color=white>Trish: You hold it like this THEN put it in your mouth...</font>

[Dave Youell]

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Come on everyone! It's fun to stay at the YMCA................

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Not to be outdone by Kurt on smackdown last week. Y2J also swallowed an entire ladder and shat it out live on the highlight reel

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Others tried to equal Jericho's amazing feat, but even with the Help of Kane, Tomko was unsucessful

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Edge asked for the masters help and tried a different angle to swallow the steel, but could not equal his master

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In a Tiemen Square style protest no one in the front row watched HHH match's anymore

[CSL]

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<font color=white>Jericho went to all new lengths to keep Edge away from Lita</font>

[Xero]

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Marty: Oh, you're all just a bunch of big thillys!
Shawn: ... Eh.... :|

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Marty Jannetty, shitter of tassels.

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Jericho: "Triple H likes it up the ass"... Haha, I've got to remember that one!

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One day, Jake got high and kind of wandered off into the arena...
Randy: Who the hell?

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Trish: No no, make an 'O' face and blow!
Maria: Oh, like when I meet Vince in his office?
Trish: Exactly!

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Maria couldn't help but grope her own boob.

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Earl: Aww, Hunter got a boo boo?
Triple H: Now's not the... *SPLAT* Ow...

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At this very moment, you could hear Benoit's push end.

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Earl: AND THAT'S FOR BEING CANADIAN!

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Dave didn't enjoy 'London Bridge' as much as the others.

[Kane Knight]

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They had warned Marty that only two things came out of Texas. Until Shawn chose his attire, Marty was certain he was a steer.

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"My wallet!"

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French BO pushed Michaels high and far away.

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"So this is what it looks like above the glass ceiling."

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"So this is what my life's come down to. About to get beat up by someone a quarter of my age."

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Davari refused to translate "you're a homo!"

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Trish's Stephanie McMahon impression draws a chuckle.

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Hardcore lounge singer.

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Being "Mister Lita Dumas," Kane botched the "5 TIME!"

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Tomko would grow to regret betting Kane he couldn't remodel a house with his eyes shut.

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"But...You're BLACK! How'd you make it above the..."

-OR-

"SONIC BOOM!"

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Edge has blown so hard recently, that they debuted his new gimmick: Human wind machine.

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The Electric Wolverine

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Chris Benoit joins 2 Cool.

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Truly a wrestling genius, Benoit manages to hit his flying headbutt from below.

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Triple H had been busted when his illegal wedgie went awry.

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Of all the things for Triple H to do, kicking batista in the shin and calling him a big meanie was probably the least expected.

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They're really taking liberties with the term HOT gay action.

[Innovator]

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Sure Dave was headlining Wrestlemania, but could he at least get the thriller dance down?

[Cool King]

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Maria:Hey,Jerry can you help me up?

Lawler::shifty:....:naughty:

[BatistaBomb]

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Y2J:I'm The King Of The Mountain...What Do You Mean Thats Jarretts Gimmick

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Muhammad:I'll Have You To Know I Dont Have Any Built Up Tension Because Daivar Took Care Of That For Me.Oh BY The Way Daivari The Knees On Your Pants Are Filthy

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Trish:Oh Look Bright Lights WOW
Maria:And They Say I'm The Dumb One

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Kane:Damn That Hurts Me Hearing The Impact From Your Skull

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Ref:Oh Look Bright Lights WOW
Edge:A Black Superman That Tottally Reeks Of Awesomeness
Shelton:Cowabunga Dude

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Benoit:The Pegasus Returns Bitch
Ref:Who Cares Hunters Gonna Win Anyways

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The World Finds Out That Batista Truely Is Not A Funny Man
Batista:Hey Kane Knock Knock
Kane:Whos There
Batista:Smackdown
Kane:Smackdown Who
Batista:Smackdown Sucks And So Do You
Kane:I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass

[Gone Mad]

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Jennetty: Alright, Shawn. This is it. We beat the Hart Foundation and that will lead to the championship at WM for the tag titles against Demolition.

HBK: Ummm.... huh?!

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I thought we were gonna stop getting pictures from the Spice Channel site.

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How many hosses does it take to step up a ladder?

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Batista: ..... I like the way you burn people.
Kane: ....... I like the way you ...um... uh.... do that thing with your thumbs that goes down.

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Edge: Wow... I need some of that you have there. What is it called, Shelton?
Shelton: ....Talent?

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Batista: WHY HASN'T ANYONE FED ME GAMMA RADIATION YET!!!??
Snitsky: It wasn't... my... aw, forget it. **FLOPS**

end.

[Cool King]

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Batista:RANDOM PACMAN! BAKABAKABAKA!

[PorkSoda]

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Trish: Wolfpac in da houuuuuze! OW OOOOOOOOO!

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Orton: Jake, you are a murder! YOU KILLED KATIE VICK!
Jake: (Thinking) I should've never put a thumbtack on Vince's chair......

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When Triple H told Jericho he was getting a push, he only meant that he was now in charge of replacing the light bulb.

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(Couple minutes before)
Tomko: Oh look, Frost!

[M. Banana]

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Stevie makes his return.

****OR****

Having resorted to drastic measures, Maria fucks a chair leg for a job.

[Crashnburn]

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Batista: SNITSKY, GET AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!!

[M. Banana]

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Triple H: *wanking* Oh yes, you don't like all those men do you big man?

[It does look like he's got his hand under his shirt wanking away...]

[Shadow]

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The Lionhearts make their triumphent WWE Debut. Unfortunetly, no one told Andy about the costume change.

[Blue Demon]

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Shawn: :wtf: MARTY?!?!?!?! man, I thought you was dead.

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Shawn: Remember when you made the NEW Rockers?

Marty: *shudder*

[Azriel]

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David Crosby wasn't exactly excited over Orton asking for his sperm

[Apprentice]

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NO! I'm not that guy from 24!

[Kane Knight]

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Davari: Is that my tablecloth?

[Drakul]

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Loud speaker: Welcome to the final of the WWE Kenan and Kell impersation contest! Batists and Snitsky will now attempt the Catchphrase and actions of Kel!
Batista/Snitsky: AAAAAAAAHHHH Here goes!

[Hired Hitman]

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Wow, I need to look at captions more often.

[Crashnburn]

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Internet Fan Boys across the world right now:

:eek:

:shifty:

:y: :naughty:

:drool:

[Blue Demon]

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Shawn Preps himself as Marty bends over to recieve it Kane Knight style.

[Kane Knight]

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Shawn Preps himself as Marty bends over to recieve it Kane Knight style.
You would know...le bitch.

[BatistaBomb]

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Marty Prepares To Show The World Exactly How Kurt Angle Got That Ladder Up His Ass

[Gouda]

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Randy: I loved you in Lord of the Rings!

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A disgruntled Matt Hardy fan in the crowd got angry and chucked a black man at Edge.

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Batista: But I don't wanna do the job! I want the title!! I want it now! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!

[Gouda]

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:shifty:

[M. Banana]

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[Gouda]

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Cena: He posted a Smackdown picture in a Raw caption thread!! GRRRRRRR!!!

[Cool King]

:wtf:

[M. Banana]

I accidentally hit CTRL+V instead of...

Um...

......

[M. Banana]

Nice <s>edit</s> delete.