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King K Cool
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RAW Captions 16/3/05
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King K Cool
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Batista: DO THE HUSTLE! |
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Over Like Rover
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Randy: Damn Steph, what's Trips been feeding ya? You don't look too good... |
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Over Like Rover
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Trish: You hold it like this THEN put it in your mouth... |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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![]() Come on everyone! It's fun to stay at the YMCA................ ![]() Not to be outdone by Kurt on smackdown last week. Y2J also swallowed an entire ladder and shat it out live on the highlight reel ![]() Others tried to equal Jericho's amazing feat, but even with the Help of Kane, Tomko was unsucessful ![]() Edge asked for the masters help and tried a different angle to swallow the steel, but could not equal his master ![]() In a Tiemen Square style protest no one in the front row watched HHH match's anymore |
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Over Like Rover
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Jericho went to all new lengths to keep Edge away from Lita |
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He's Here
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![]() Marty: Oh, you're all just a bunch of big thillys! Shawn: ... Eh.... ![]() ![]() Marty Jannetty, shitter of tassels. ![]() Jericho: "Triple H likes it up the ass"... Haha, I've got to remember that one! ![]() One day, Jake got high and kind of wandered off into the arena... Randy: Who the hell? ![]() Trish: No no, make an 'O' face and blow! Maria: Oh, like when I meet Vince in his office? Trish: Exactly! ![]() Maria couldn't help but grope her own boob. ![]() Earl: Aww, Hunter got a boo boo? Triple H: Now's not the... *SPLAT* Ow... ![]() At this very moment, you could hear Benoit's push end. ![]() Earl: AND THAT'S FOR BEING CANADIAN! ![]() Dave didn't enjoy 'London Bridge' as much as the others. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() They had warned Marty that only two things came out of Texas. Until Shawn chose his attire, Marty was certain he was a steer. ![]() "My wallet!" ![]() French BO pushed Michaels high and far away. ![]() "So this is what it looks like above the glass ceiling." ![]() "So this is what my life's come down to. About to get beat up by someone a quarter of my age." ![]() Davari refused to translate "you're a homo!" ![]() Trish's Stephanie McMahon impression draws a chuckle. ![]() Hardcore lounge singer. ![]() Being "Mister Lita Dumas," Kane botched the "5 TIME!" ![]() Tomko would grow to regret betting Kane he couldn't remodel a house with his eyes shut. ![]() "But...You're BLACK! How'd you make it above the..." -OR- "SONIC BOOM!" ![]() Edge has blown so hard recently, that they debuted his new gimmick: Human wind machine. ![]() The Electric Wolverine ![]() Chris Benoit joins 2 Cool. ![]() Truly a wrestling genius, Benoit manages to hit his flying headbutt from below. ![]() Triple H had been busted when his illegal wedgie went awry. ![]() Of all the things for Triple H to do, kicking batista in the shin and calling him a big meanie was probably the least expected. ![]() They're really taking liberties with the term HOT gay action. |
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Inno Knows.
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![]() Sure Dave was headlining Wrestlemania, but could he at least get the thriller dance down? |
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King K Cool
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![]() Maria:Hey,Jerry can you help me up? Lawler: ....
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Dave Youell 4 M O D
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Y2J:I'm The King Of The Mountain...What Do You Mean Thats Jarretts Gimmick Muhammad:I'll Have You To Know I Dont Have Any Built Up Tension Because Daivar Took Care Of That For Me.Oh BY The Way Daivari The Knees On Your Pants Are Filthy Trish:Oh Look Bright Lights WOW Maria:And They Say I'm The Dumb One Kane amn That Hurts Me Hearing The Impact From Your Skull Ref:Oh Look Bright Lights WOW Edge:A Black Superman That Tottally Reeks Of Awesomeness Shelton:Cowabunga Dude Benoit:The Pegasus Returns Bitch Ref:Who Cares Hunters Gonna Win Anyways The World Finds Out That Batista Truely Is Not A Funny Man Batista:Hey Kane Knock Knock Kane:Whos There Batista:Smackdown Kane:Smackdown Who Batista:Smackdown Sucks And So Do You Kane:I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Jennetty: Alright, Shawn. This is it. We beat the Hart Foundation and that will lead to the championship at WM for the tag titles against Demolition. HBK: Ummm.... huh?! ![]() I thought we were gonna stop getting pictures from the Spice Channel site. ![]() How many hosses does it take to step up a ladder? ![]() Batista: ..... I like the way you burn people. Kane: ....... I like the way you ...um... uh.... do that thing with your thumbs that goes down. ![]() Edge: Wow... I need some of that you have there. What is it called, Shelton? Shelton: ....Talent? ![]() Batista: WHY HASN'T ANYONE FED ME GAMMA RADIATION YET!!!?? Snitsky: It wasn't... my... aw, forget it. **FLOPS** end. |
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King K Cool
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![]() Batista:RANDOM PACMAN! BAKABAKABAKA! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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![]() Trish: Wolfpac in da houuuuuze! OW OOOOOOOOO! ![]() Orton: Jake, you are a murder! YOU KILLED KATIE VICK! Jake: (Thinking) I should've never put a thumbtack on Vince's chair...... ![]() When Triple H told Jericho he was getting a push, he only meant that he was now in charge of replacing the light bulb. ![]() (Couple minutes before) Tomko: Oh look, Frost! |
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![]() Stevie makes his return. ****OR**** Having resorted to drastic measures, Maria fucks a chair leg for a job. |
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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![]() Batista: SNITSKY, GET AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!! |
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![]() Triple H: *wanking* Oh yes, you don't like all those men do you big man? [It does look like he's got his hand under his shirt wanking away...] |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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![]() The Lionhearts make their triumphent WWE Debut. Unfortunetly, no one told Andy about the costume change. |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Shawn: MARTY?!?!?!?! man, I thought you was dead.![]() Shawn: Remember when you made the NEW Rockers? Marty: *shudder* |
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The Caption Crippler
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David Crosby wasn't exactly excited over Orton asking for his sperm |
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You're Fired
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![]() NO! I'm not that guy from 24! |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() Davari: Is that my tablecloth? |
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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![]() Loud speaker: Welcome to the final of the WWE Kenan and Kell impersation contest! Batists and Snitsky will now attempt the Catchphrase and actions of Kel! Batista/Snitsky: AAAAAAAAHHHH Here goes! |
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The Next Great One н²
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![]() Wow, I need to look at captions more often. |
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R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero
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![]() Internet Fan Boys across the world right now: ![]()
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Shawn Preps himself as Marty bends over to recieve it Kane Knight style. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Dave Youell 4 M O D
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Marty Prepares To Show The World Exactly How Kurt Angle Got That Ladder Up His Ass |
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Randy: I loved you in Lord of the Rings! ![]() A disgruntled Matt Hardy fan in the crowd got angry and chucked a black man at Edge. ![]() Batista: But I don't wanna do the job! I want the title!! I want it now! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!! |
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It's Hammer Time
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Cena: He posted a Smackdown picture in a Raw caption thread!! GRRRRRRR!!! |
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King K Cool
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I accidentally hit CTRL+V instead of...
Um... ...... |
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Nice
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