Kane Knight
03-22-2005, 01:36 PM
I know a lot of people would opt to compare Cena to Austin, but something's missing. What's could that be, I hear you say?
Simple. JR.
Jim Ross is what makes Austin Austin. Without his constant orgasms, Cena's nothing.
Which brings me to Orton. First off, Orton's on Raw. JR's on Raw. Pretty much a lock, but why Orton? Why not someone else on Raw? There's plenty of talent, true. But how many of them have a decent push? How many have a finisher that could be performed as well while drunk? Hell, he's already attacked his "girlfriend." Beating up women should get him mad over with the redneck crowd.
The only drawback I can see is that "RKO! RKO BAH GAWD!" Doesn't roll like "STUNNER!" does. It's all about a catchy name that's easy for JR to say. Fuck's sake, the guy can botch the title of the show...We gotta keep it simple.
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Simple. JR.
Jim Ross is what makes Austin Austin. Without his constant orgasms, Cena's nothing.
Which brings me to Orton. First off, Orton's on Raw. JR's on Raw. Pretty much a lock, but why Orton? Why not someone else on Raw? There's plenty of talent, true. But how many of them have a decent push? How many have a finisher that could be performed as well while drunk? Hell, he's already attacked his "girlfriend." Beating up women should get him mad over with the redneck crowd.
The only drawback I can see is that "RKO! RKO BAH GAWD!" Doesn't roll like "STUNNER!" does. It's all about a catchy name that's easy for JR to say. Fuck's sake, the guy can botch the title of the show...We gotta keep it simple.
Suggestions?