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Old 03-22-2005, 01:36 PM   #1
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Is Orton the next Stone Cold? *Minor spoilers*
I know a lot of people would opt to compare Cena to Austin, but something's missing. What's could that be, I hear you say?

Simple. JR.

Jim Ross is what makes Austin Austin. Without his constant orgasms, Cena's nothing.

Which brings me to Orton. First off, Orton's on Raw. JR's on Raw. Pretty much a lock, but why Orton? Why not someone else on Raw? There's plenty of talent, true. But how many of them have a decent push? How many have a finisher that could be performed as well while drunk? Hell, he's already attacked his "girlfriend." Beating up women should get him mad over with the redneck crowd.

The only drawback I can see is that "RKO! RKO BAH GAWD!" Doesn't roll like "STUNNER!" does. It's all about a catchy name that's easy for JR to say. Fuck's sake, the guy can botch the title of the show...We gotta keep it simple.

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Old 03-22-2005, 01:38 PM   #2
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King should be Orton's JR.
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:42 PM   #3
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:43 PM   #4
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Anyone remember those literal orgasms King would have over Orton while he was with Evolution?
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Old 03-22-2005, 01:53 PM   #6
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Anyone remember those literal orgasms King would have over Orton while he was with Evolution?
I'm trying not to.
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Old 03-22-2005, 02:50 PM   #7
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Anyone remember those literal orgasms King would have over Orton while he was with Evolution?
Yeah, and he started doing that just weeks after Orton gave him an RKO.

EDIT - Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to remember that, because I'm a WWE viewer. And since I am a WWE viewer, that means I'm supposed to have the attention span of a goldfish.
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I would say that the "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! AUSTIN'S THE CHAMPION! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!" is what made Austin. "ORTON! ORTON! ORTON! ORTON'S THE CHAMPION!" doesn't sound that bad, but it's no "STONE COLD!"...
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Orton is not the next Stone Cold. That is stupid. First off, people like Austin. Second off Orton sucks.
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:10 PM   #10
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Orton is not the next Stone Cold. That is stupid. First off, people like Austin. Second off Orton sucks.
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Old 03-22-2005, 03:15 PM   #11
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doesn't quite ahve the same ring as good old Cold Stone...I mean Stone Cold
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Ya know... a woman abuser gimmick could do wonders for Orton's rep......
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