RAW captions 21st March 2005

[Drakul]

I can't see any RAW captions for this week so here goes:
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[Kane Knight]

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"And THAT'S for having TALENT!"

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WWE Dentist school don't 147.

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Christy: I like snuggling after sex...

Molly: Why didn't I just fuck Triple H?

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Hassan: My hairpiece STILL looks more realistic.

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The WWE has its own "Mile High Club," Where wrestlers pleasure each other against the glass ceiling.

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Edge regretted agreeing to the new human fire hydrant gimmick.

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"You're a homo!"


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WWE HMO saga: Separating conjoined twins.

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"And this position is what got me a push...Hunter said I was an "animal..."

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"Now piggyback, daddy!"

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Be gooooooooood...

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Hey Batista, how long will your push last?

[Fryza]

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"When the Tooth Fairy Attacks!" Coming this fall to FOX!

(By the way: I thought Christy was Lita in this pic... That doesn't bode to well for Christy then...)

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Worst. Headlock. Ever.

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Most of the home viewers ignored the match, instead paying attention to the audience, where they searched for that wily Waldo.

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Shawn: I must say, I look forward to facing you in the ring sometime Sabu.
Hassain: ...

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Christian: AH! SPIDERS!

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Guy second from the left: Pffft, this is so fake. You can tell he learned how to do this in a school. I'm not impressed.

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Orton: You sure do have a pretty mouth.

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The human vase makes a return- IN 3D!

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Randy is shown here given a long distance high-five to Bill Clinton.

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Obviously, McDonalds Man there is the most devastating.

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Kane was a little mythed. This was the last time he was ever going to try that 'cross body block' those crusiers had been talking so much about.

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In Hunter's defense, at least he pointed at Batista's knees.

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Batista: You're a homo.

[TerranRich]

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Christy: Why won't this wig COME OFF!!
Molly: Aaahh! That angle was MONTHS ago!!

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Batista: No! NO! Aaaahhh!! Getawaygetawaygetawaygetaway, get AWAY!!!

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Triple H: You the man!...

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Batista: No, YOU are!

[Marcyo]

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Old guy at the bottom of the pic with half his teeth missing:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Marcyo]

^ wtf, pointless

[Marcyo]

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[TerranRich]

Heh, I wonder if WWE has caught on yet that TPWW is draining their bandwidth, week after week. ;)

[Kane Knight]

Heh, I wonder if WWE has caught on yet that TPWW is draining their bandwidth, week after week. ;)
The bandwidth drain is prolly why they changed their format to a harder to crack Javasript.

Except like 10 of us have cracked it with minimal effort.

[wrathchildCEW]

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So, Maven, the guy in the pink tights, is the only one NOT lunging for Batista, the big hunky muscle man in a compromising position?

:( I'm not good at this.

[Rock Bottom]

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Well that's just lovely. What kind of bitch kicks you in the knee while you're trying to give head to Steven Richards?
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Molly was a brave woman when she performed the first ever oral birth.

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Instead of the standard "Raw Girl Shooting Free Merchandise with a Tee-Shirt Gun" routine, these two decided to fire up the crowd by projecting babies into the crowd.

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Shawn: That big nose brings back passionate memories... (Takes a creepy sniff)

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Shelton: All this time, the man has been holdin' me down. Now I'm holdin' the man up.
Christian: SHELTON! *splat*
Shelton: How utterly ironic.

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Jericho: Nothing like teasing parapalegics with loose change.

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[NOTE: THE NEXT THREE CAPTIONS ARE ALL PART OF THE SAME JOKE.]

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[Part 1]
Randy: So if you've fingered yourself with this hand, techically, by touching it, I am touching a girl's pussy, right?
Stacy: I guess so...
Randy: So if I'm touching your pussy, then if I move my finger like this, then-
Stacy: You're really fucking freaking me out.
Randy: Okay, sorry.

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[Part 2]
Stacy: Mm, know what tiger?
Randy: What's that?
Stacy: Well, I've sucked a lot of dick with these lips. Technically, if your lips are touching mine, then...
Randy: ...
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[Part 3 needs no dialogue.]

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Batista: It's MY Game Boy! YOU can't play with it! GO AWAY! (kickick and crying)

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Kane: WAHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! BABA!
Batista: Okay, okay. (Lifting) Jesus... Christ...

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Triple H: YOU THE MAN.
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Batista: No, YOU the man!
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Triple H: No, no. YOU the MAN.
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Batista: No. YOU, my friend, ARE the MAN!
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No. I am the man.

[Rock Bottom]

My bad, I didn't see someone already posted that "you the man" set, but I couldn't help myself and it's the first thing that came to mind. :p

[3:16]

Actually, having read the first one made the second one even funnier!

[PorkSoda]

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Molly see's Christy's sixth sense :'(

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This is why a blonde should NOT go into hair stylin

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HBK: Your face kinda looks like a pizza! GET IN MUH BELLY!

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(The lights come back on from a long blackout)
Randy: You're not Barbra Walters!
Stacy: And your not that gorilla from the zoo!

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Batista shows his new gimmick: Baby Batista. Complete with real diaper changing abilities.

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Don't fuck with Triple H when he has his fucking laser pen pointed at your sorry ass!

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Batista displays his new Finger Pointing Fucking Bubbly Blaster Master Ass Master Fucking Bubbly I-Just-Said-That-Twice Fucking Bubbly Blaster McTaster Robot Plaster Machine Gun

[Impact!]

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Christy: Super Kick
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If you look carefully at this pic you will notice that there is a crowd in the background
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Lita: nice suplex
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HBK: maybe it's time to move on from canadians
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As cool as this looks, many people are wondering what the fef's hand is doing
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no one beleived Stacy could eat randy orton but seeing is beleiving
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Group: Look, Talent
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Batista: cmon, burp for daddy
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HHH was unaware that while he was pointing, the camera behind him was coming closer and closer
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Look out

[Azriel]

*Marks out for Rock Bottom doing captions*

[TerranRich]

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Lita (in background): No! NO! You're not botching it right!!

[BatistaBomb]

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HBK:Is It True You're The Love Child Of Mae Young And The Iron Shiek
Muhammad:(Thinking)Oh God My Secrets Out Now Everyone Will Know The Real Reason I Am So Damn Angry

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Shelton:Fly Superhero Fly
Christian:Thats Hurricane Not Captain Charisma You Idiot

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Randy:Uh Stacy Could I Like Uh Kiss You And Stuff
Stacy:Oh my God You're Dumber Than Trish

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Randy:(Thinking)Oh My God I Finally Kissed A Girl....Uh Oh I Need To Go Change My Underwear
Stacy:(Thinking)My God He Does'nt Even Know How To Kiss

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Stacy Said She Liked It Rough But Randy Went A Little Too Far

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Triple H:This Is The Finger I Stick Up Vinces Ass

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Batista:Yea But This Finger Aint All I Stick Up Stephanie

[den1982]

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So, Maven, the guy in the pink tights, is the only one NOT lunging for Batista, the big hunky muscle man in a compromising position?

:( I'm not good at this.

[Drakul]

eh? :wtf:

[M. Banana]

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Girl in crowd: Holy shit that bitch has got a penis! And it's sooo tiny... no wait that's her talent.



Some people just need to stop.. for real...

[KayfabeMan]

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WORLD'S...BIGGEST...SPINEBUSTER

These all go together

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Batista: "LOOK OUT KANE, THERE'S A ROACH BY YOUR FOOT!"

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Batista: "I'LL SAVE YOU!"

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Respecting his courageous effort to save Kane from the bug, the lockerroom united to help get it off of Batista. Maven: "IT'S ON HIS FACE, EVERYONE KICK IT!"