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Old 03-25-2005, 10:40 AM   #1
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RAW captions 21st March 2005
I can't see any RAW captions for this week so here goes:
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:08 AM   #2
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"And THAT'S for having TALENT!"



WWE Dentist school don't 147.



Christy: I like snuggling after sex...

Molly: Why didn't I just fuck Triple H?



Hassan: My hairpiece STILL looks more realistic.



The WWE has its own "Mile High Club," Where wrestlers pleasure each other against the glass ceiling.



Edge regretted agreeing to the new human fire hydrant gimmick.



"You're a homo!"




WWE HMO saga: Separating conjoined twins.



"And this position is what got me a push...Hunter said I was an "animal..."



"Now piggyback, daddy!"



Be gooooooooood...



Hey Batista, how long will your push last?
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:21 AM   #3
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"When the Tooth Fairy Attacks!" Coming this fall to FOX!

(By the way: I thought Christy was Lita in this pic... That doesn't bode to well for Christy then...)



Worst. Headlock. Ever.



Most of the home viewers ignored the match, instead paying attention to the audience, where they searched for that wily Waldo.



Shawn: I must say, I look forward to facing you in the ring sometime Sabu.
Hassain: ...



Christian: AH! SPIDERS!



Guy second from the left: Pffft, this is so fake. You can tell he learned how to do this in a school. I'm not impressed.



Orton: You sure do have a pretty mouth.



The human vase makes a return- IN 3D!



Randy is shown here given a long distance high-five to Bill Clinton.



Obviously, McDonalds Man there is the most devastating.



Kane was a little mythed. This was the last time he was ever going to try that 'cross body block' those crusiers had been talking so much about.



In Hunter's defense, at least he pointed at Batista's knees.



Batista: You're a homo.
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:18 PM   #4
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Christy: Why won't this wig COME OFF!!
Molly: Aaahh! That angle was MONTHS ago!!


Batista: No! NO! Aaaahhh!! Getawaygetawaygetawaygetaway, get AWAY!!!


Triple H: You the man!...


Batista: No, YOU are!
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:21 PM   #5
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Old guy at the bottom of the pic with half his teeth missing:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:22 PM   #6
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^ wtf, pointless
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:23 PM   #7
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:26 PM   #8
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Heh, I wonder if WWE has caught on yet that TPWW is draining their bandwidth, week after week.
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Old 03-25-2005, 12:28 PM   #9
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Heh, I wonder if WWE has caught on yet that TPWW is draining their bandwidth, week after week.
The bandwidth drain is prolly why they changed their format to a harder to crack Javasript.

Except like 10 of us have cracked it with minimal effort.
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:46 PM   #10
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So, Maven, the guy in the pink tights, is the only one NOT lunging for Batista, the big hunky muscle man in a compromising position?

I'm not good at this.
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:43 PM   #11
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Well that's just lovely. What kind of bitch kicks you in the knee while you're trying to give head to Steven Richards?

Molly was a brave woman when she performed the first ever oral birth.


Instead of the standard "Raw Girl Shooting Free Merchandise with a Tee-Shirt Gun" routine, these two decided to fire up the crowd by projecting babies into the crowd.


Shawn: That big nose brings back passionate memories... (Takes a creepy sniff)


Shelton: All this time, the man has been holdin' me down. Now I'm holdin' the man up.
Christian: SHELTON! *splat*
Shelton: How utterly ironic.


Jericho: Nothing like teasing parapalegics with loose change.

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[NOTE: THE NEXT THREE CAPTIONS ARE ALL PART OF THE SAME JOKE.]

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[Part 1]
Randy: So if you've fingered yourself with this hand, techically, by touching it, I am touching a girl's pussy, right?
Stacy: I guess so...
Randy: So if I'm touching your pussy, then if I move my finger like this, then-
Stacy: You're really fucking freaking me out.
Randy: Okay, sorry.


[Part 2]
Stacy: Mm, know what tiger?
Randy: What's that?
Stacy: Well, I've sucked a lot of dick with these lips. Technically, if your lips are touching mine, then...
Randy: ...

[Part 3 needs no dialogue.]

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Batista: It's MY Game Boy! YOU can't play with it! GO AWAY! (kickick and crying)


Kane: WAHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! BABA!
Batista: Okay, okay. (Lifting) Jesus... Christ...

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Triple H: YOU THE MAN.

Batista: No, YOU the man!

Triple H: No, no. YOU the MAN.

Batista: No. YOU, my friend, ARE the MAN!

No. I am the man.
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:45 PM   #12
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My bad, I didn't see someone already posted that "you the man" set, but I couldn't help myself and it's the first thing that came to mind.
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Old 03-25-2005, 05:56 PM   #13
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Actually, having read the first one made the second one even funnier!
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Old 03-25-2005, 06:11 PM   #14
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Molly see's Christy's sixth sense



This is why a blonde should NOT go into hair stylin



HBK: Your face kinda looks like a pizza! GET IN MUH BELLY!



(The lights come back on from a long blackout)
Randy: You're not Barbra Walters!
Stacy: And your not that gorilla from the zoo!



Batista shows his new gimmick: Baby Batista. Complete with real diaper changing abilities.



Don't fuck with Triple H when he has his fucking laser pen pointed at your sorry ass!



Batista displays his new Finger Pointing Fucking Bubbly Blaster Master Ass Master Fucking Bubbly I-Just-Said-That-Twice Fucking Bubbly Blaster McTaster Robot Plaster Machine Gun
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:02 PM   #15
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Christy: Super Kick

If you look carefully at this pic you will notice that there is a crowd in the background

Lita: nice suplex

HBK: maybe it's time to move on from canadians

As cool as this looks, many people are wondering what the fef's hand is doing

no one beleived Stacy could eat randy orton but seeing is beleiving

Group: Look, Talent

Batista: cmon, burp for daddy

HHH was unaware that while he was pointing, the camera behind him was coming closer and closer

Look out
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Old 03-25-2005, 07:45 PM   #16
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Old 03-25-2005, 09:56 PM   #17
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Lita (in background): No! NO! You're not botching it right!!
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:00 PM   #18
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MuhammadThinking)Oh God My Secrets Out Now Everyone Will Know The Real Reason I Am So Damn Angry


Shelton:Fly Superhero Fly
Christian:Thats Hurricane Not Captain Charisma You Idiot


Randy:Uh Stacy Could I Like Uh Kiss You And Stuff
Stacy:Oh my God You're Dumber Than Trish


RandyThinking)Oh My God I Finally Kissed A Girl....Uh Oh I Need To Go Change My Underwear
StacyThinking)My God He Does'nt Even Know How To Kiss


Stacy Said She Liked It Rough But Randy Went A Little Too Far


Triple H:This Is The Finger I Stick Up Vinces Ass


Batista:Yea But This Finger Aint All I Stick Up Stephanie
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:09 PM   #19
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So, Maven, the guy in the pink tights, is the only one NOT lunging for Batista, the big hunky muscle man in a compromising position?

I'm not good at this.
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Old 03-26-2005, 11:50 PM   #20
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Old 03-27-2005, 05:24 AM   #21
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Old 03-27-2005, 07:01 AM   #22
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Batista: "LOOK OUT KANE, THERE'S A ROACH BY YOUR FOOT!"


Batista: "I'LL SAVE YOU!"


Respecting his courageous effort to save Kane from the bug, the lockerroom united to help get it off of Batista. Maven: "IT'S ON HIS FACE, EVERYONE KICK IT!"
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