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Cool King

03-30-2005, 06:45 PM

Here's your RAW Captions for this week.

I'll do one later.:y:

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Marcyo

03-30-2005, 06:49 PM

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HHH makes Batista realize how dumb he looks when he does the ''thumbs down'' thing.

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 07:00 PM

Those are gold. I'll get on 'em later tho.

Xero

03-30-2005, 07:08 PM

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Randy: God, this can't be!?
God: It is... Randy... The Undertaker... IS YOUR FATHER!
Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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When Randy lit the ring on fire with four bags of shit, he had gone too far.

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Kane: Hehehehe...
Randy: And you call yourself a dentist!?
Kane: :|

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Lilian was pissed. Only Lita could botch giving her highlights.

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Ref: NIPPLE SLIP!

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Triple H: WAIT! Don't set off the bomb! What is Tomko doing there!? He has no talent!
Vince: I don't know, I told him to stay away from the ring, but he said that it would make Christian suspect something...
Triple H: Oh... SET OFF THE BOMB!
*BOOM*

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Christian: Ewww! Why'd you have to piss yourself!?
Benoit: That's not piss, it's blood!
Christian: Oh. Well, that's the color of MY pee...

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This is Kane, seconds before he threw up on his shoe.

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Triple H: SHUT UP DAVE! MY BREATH ISN'T THAT BAD!
*Batista falls off the chair.*

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Dave: I'm not touching your title! I'm not touching your title! I'm not touching your title!
Triple H: The last guy who did that is currently jobbing on Heat...
Dave: ..... Sorry. :$

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The bitch slap... FROM HELL!

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Cop: Okay Dave, he didn't do anything...
Batista: HE RAN OVER MY DOG!
Cop: No he didn't... You did, remember?
Batista: What!?
Vince: If you can't beat 'em, trick 'em!

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Triple H: SHUT UP DAMN IT! DAVE IS NOT SCREWING STEPH!
WrestleMania Sign: .......
Triple H: NO! HE WON'T TAKE IT!
WrestleMania Sign: ..........
Triple H: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Triple H runs away screaming.*
WrestleMania Sign (In Jericho's voice): Hahaha, it worked again!

PorkSoda

03-30-2005, 07:24 PM

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How the hell was Randy Orton supposed to defeat Mega Man's Fireman in an inferno match?

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This is what a ringside fan saw after taking 3 swigs of JR's Barbaque sauce.

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And now, the spelling bee contest continues.
Edge: Tr..ii...ppl...e....Ech! Triple H! I win!

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Triple H: BATISTA! TURN THAT RADIO OFF!
Batista: Huh?
Triple H: WHAT'S THAT SONG?
HHH Mind: (Music playing) Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring! Banana phone! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring!

Jaton

03-30-2005, 07:43 PM

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Triple H: They stoles it from us!
WMXXI Sign: What'd they steal? :wtf:
Triple H: My....PRECIOUSSSS-UHH....AHHH! :mad:

Blue Demon

03-30-2005, 07:48 PM

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HHH: Dave...are you listening to me?!?!?!?
Dave: SHHHHHHH....I'm enjoying my Captain Picard Chair...

Blue Demon

03-30-2005, 07:49 PM

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BY THE POWER OF HUNTER...I SMITE THEE

Fryza

03-30-2005, 08:12 PM

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This is why you don't smoke in theaters.

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The WWE's version of 'The Story of Moses' started going downhill when 'The Pharaoh Killer' Moses Orton ran into the 'Burning Turnbuckle'.

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Vanilla Ice's triumphant return.

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WWE Movies presents: 'The Odd Couple'.

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Christy (in head): Okay... Just remember everything Lita taught me... And this soccer game will be no problem...

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Trish: YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! :mad:

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Edge: I bet it was... Jericho!
Jericho: Dammit! I hate playing Heads Up 7-up...

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Christian saves the world by stopping the Red Skull in his tracks.

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Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

(BTW- LMAO at Kane in this pic)

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Batista never did listen when he was sent to the principle's office.

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Hunter: Okay, let's try this again. Point to your OTHER KNEES big guy...

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Triple H displays his karate-chop action.

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Batista was quite mad when he learned that this was not where he had parked his car.

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Triple H: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Savio

03-30-2005, 08:45 PM

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"That one stole my bike!"

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In order not to be caught Randy flees Sheltons house quickly.

TerranRich

03-30-2005, 09:29 PM

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Mini-Randy was ready for a challenge...until the Undertaker teased an appearance

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Randy suddenly realized that he had been Billy-Madison'ed... but which corner had his gym bag?

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Randy: Oh my God! He's gawna SHIT...when he realizes it's SHIT!

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Ref: Ohmygod ohmygod, oh my God! I am SO CLOSE to touching TWO divas at ONCE! I just hope I don't botch this...
Lita: ...

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Christy: BOOB PUNCH!
Ref: Whoa! That looked like it HURT!

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Edge: Okay, fellas, I've gathered us all here today to discuss something very important...
Tyson: Rrr... Tomko hungry...

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Chris Benoit underestimated Christian's strength when his head exploded.

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Kane sneezes so hard, the Titantron goes blank and his leg falls off.

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Burt Reynolds looks on, unamused...
HHH: Okay! ENOUGH of this roleplaying! *I* wanna be Vince now!

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Batista: Hey, they spelled your name wrong!
HHH: I'm not falling for that... again...

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HHH: Girly slap!
Batista: Dammit! I fell for it!

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Batista: You're lucky these ROPES are holding me back!

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Triple H gives an impromptu air-trumpet lesson...through his nose...

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Looks like Hogan's been smoking too much marijua---

Oh, I wasn't supposed to caption that one? ;)

Marcyo

03-30-2005, 09:32 PM

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Cow: You talkin to me?

....

:shifty:

TerranRich

03-30-2005, 09:38 PM

:wtf:

Marcyo

03-30-2005, 09:40 PM

OK, I'll back of the crack. Don't give me that look

wwe is neat

03-30-2005, 09:42 PM

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ORTON: I'm scared

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ORTON: The posts are on fire

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ORTON: The posts are on fire

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ORTON: I don't like you

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TRISH: I can beat you

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TRISH: AHHHHH!
JACK DOAN: OH!

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SHELTON: I'm the only black man in the ring

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CHRISTIAN: I'm gonna choke you till you bleed...oh wait, you already are

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KANE: Take that!

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BATISTA: Oh this chair is comfy

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BATISTA: That belt is shiny

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HHH: Take that!

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PUERTO RICAN GUY: Stay back Batista

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TRIPLE H: Look, I'm like Booker T...but instead of 5 time, I'm 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time world champion

FourFifty

03-30-2005, 10:00 PM

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Triple H: At WrestleMania 21 I will beat you to a bloody pulp, blah blah blah, I am the world heavyweight champion, blah blah blah, I’m screwing the boss’ daughter, blah blah blah, I made you what you are, blah blah blah, Evolution wa… Dave, are you even listening?
Batista: That chick in the 3rd row has a nice rack.

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Randy: Wow! It’s all black and white-ish! Is this footage from the pre-dvd area?

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As an act of revenge, Jessica Simpson started to light everything near Nick Lachey on fire.

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Randy: Where am I?
Triple H: MID CARD HELL! BWA HA HA! THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO GET MORE OVER THAN ME!

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Randy: Are you sure you know what you’re doing?
Kane: Yeah, I saw Hidenrich do this once on SmackDown.

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In this handicapped blowjob contest, the winner would be the ref.

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We know were the ref will be when is diarrhea acts up.

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Edge: Damn it Shelton, why aren’t you choking?
Shelton: You have much to learn before you can be a true Jedi.
Benoit: Now just move your hands around Edge… Oh yeah, that’s what I like…

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Benoit: To drown in a vat of kool-aid… Death, were is thy sting?

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A true gamer… getting his Donkey Konga stance perfected, even when he has to do other things.

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Triple H: omfg I totally pwnz @ wr3stl1ng! Lololololol!!!!!!!1111!!!1!1!one!!one! U wil dye @ wmXXI bcuz I sayd sew!!!!! U suxor mfer! WTF dou th1nk bout dat, u stup1d noob!?!?!?!?!
Batista: …….b’uh?

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Batista: Why do you need a belt? It’s not like you wear the pants in your family.

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It may look like Triple H is slapping Batista, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. You see, Triple H was merely admiring Batista’s close shave, as the two friends were sharing a bag of sour skittles.

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Cop: Sir, are you okay?
Batista: I’m good, I’m good, I’m just thinking.
Moment later his head blew up.

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Triple H: 10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time Champion! Now Can You Dig That, SUCKAAAAA??!?!?
Booker T: He didn’t say that… Tell me he did not just say that!

FourFifty

03-30-2005, 10:05 PM

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Randy: Oh my God! He's gawna SHIT...when he realizes it's SHIT!

Mighty ducks, right?

Gone Mad

03-30-2005, 10:13 PM

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Batista (in heavy Australian accent): You call that a knife....???

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Edge: I call together the League of Charismatic Gentlemen, and our meeting for this week is..
Jericho: Wait a minute! When the hell this start, and why are YOU in this group? Tomko... get 'im!
Tomko: Guh?
Jericho: ..... :nono:

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RKO: .....That was your bag?
Kane: :yes:

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HHH: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?!?!
Batista: Sorry, hosses are what sell now.
HHH: ORRRTTONN!!!!
Batista: ....shut up.

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Arm wrestling and a referee with a hand fetish is a dangerous mix.

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The future shows that HHH will lose his title at WM21.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! APRIL FOOLS DAY!

END.

TerranRich

03-30-2005, 10:28 PM

Mighty ducks, right?

Billy Madison! I mentioned it twice in my post! :p

BatistaBomb

03-30-2005, 11:12 PM

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Triple H Decided He Needed A Gimmick Change And Of All Gimmicks He Chose Bob Backlunds From The 90's

Shaggy

03-30-2005, 11:46 PM

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Randy: Where am I?
Triple H: MID CARD HELL! BWA HA HA! THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO GET MORE OVER THAN ME!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FourFifty

03-31-2005, 02:29 AM

Billy Madison! I mentioned it twice in my post! :p

Alas, I lose.

Hired Hitman

03-31-2005, 02:36 AM

Okay if one more person laughs at a stupid little "Triple H: I'm the best, anyone else must die, I hold people down, blah blah blah" I will kill you :rant:

El Santo

03-31-2005, 09:50 AM

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Undertaker: "I know what you're thinking. You want this Everlasting Gobstopper, don't you?"

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When the ring posts are on fire, Randy knew that someone upstairs was unhappy by his in-ring self-pleasuring.

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Kane: "Oh, escardon me."
Randy: "Ummm... I don't know what that means. And you smell like pea soup."

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They might have heard wrong, but Lita and Lillian had been pretty sure that Vince had scheduled another lame-ass Diva Tug-O-War.

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Trish: "Aaah!!! My tank top!"
Christy: "Wow. This joystick can do ANYTHING!"

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The most memorable moment of RAW happened when a team of midcarders secretly set up Chris Jericho for a fashion intervention.

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Christian was ready to reveal to the world that nWo Wolfpac Sting was really Chris Benoit. If only the mask would come off...

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Batista: [thinking] "Goddammit, is he still talking? What has it been... like half an hour already? I've got places to be. Jesus."

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HHH: "This is for showing up to our debate naked, you homo!"

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Triple H: "Oh my God. What have I done? My reluctance to push mid-carders. My interference into storylines. My ego. I've ... I've ruined wrestling! *sob*"

M. Banana

03-31-2005, 11:00 PM

wwe is neat....

please... never ever do captions again.

TerranRich

03-31-2005, 11:30 PM

What? I laugh at his everytime. They're so plain and straightforward that they're actually funny. :p

FourFifty

04-01-2005, 01:10 AM

Savio

04-01-2005, 01:30 AM

Wwe is neat is funny.

asphyXy

04-01-2005, 01:55 AM

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Batista: [thinking] "Goddammit, is he still talking? What has it been... like half an hour already? I've got places to be. Jesus."

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Randy: Where am I?
Triple H: MID CARD HELL! BWA HA HA! THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO GET MORE OVER THAN ME!

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Triple H: 10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time Champion! Now Can You Dig That, SUCKAAAAA??!?!?
Booker T: He didn’t say that… Tell me he did not just say that!

Excellent.

PorkSoda

04-01-2005, 03:08 PM

:rofl: Those are hilarious

M. Banana

04-01-2005, 07:28 PM

wwe is neat is as funny as having your testicles removed through your eye sockets.

M. Banana

04-01-2005, 07:29 PM

Which isn't funny at all..

In case you didn't know.

Marcyo

04-01-2005, 07:30 PM

Which isn't as funny at all..

In case you didn't know.

:lol: :| :shifty:

M. Banana

04-01-2005, 07:30 PM

:y:

Amaroqwolf

04-02-2005, 12:12 AM

Okay yeah...WWE is Neat...isn't very funny..(shrugs) I'll do captions someday..just not today.

M. Banana

04-02-2005, 12:36 AM

My captions are like gold...

Rare..

But fuckin' gold!

Amaroqwolf

04-02-2005, 12:38 AM

I should go read yours...but...not today...Le'sigh.

Amaroqwolf

04-02-2005, 12:42 AM

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Edge:What? I'm not the Only one who Slept with her.....JERICHO DID TO!!!