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King K Cool
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RAW Captions 28/3/05
Here's your RAW Captions for this week.
I'll do one later. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Viva la Raza
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![]() HHH makes Batista realize how dumb he looks when he does the ''thumbs down'' thing. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Those are gold. I'll get on 'em later tho.
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He's Here
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![]() Randy: God, this can't be!? God: It is... Randy... The Undertaker... IS YOUR FATHER! Randy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ![]() ![]() When Randy lit the ring on fire with four bags of shit, he had gone too far. ![]() Kane: Hehehehe... Randy: And you call yourself a dentist!? Kane: ![]() ![]() Lilian was pissed. Only Lita could botch giving her highlights. ![]() Ref: NIPPLE SLIP! ![]() Triple H: WAIT! Don't set off the bomb! What is Tomko doing there!? He has no talent! Vince: I don't know, I told him to stay away from the ring, but he said that it would make Christian suspect something... Triple H: Oh... SET OFF THE BOMB! *BOOM* ![]() Christian: Ewww! Why'd you have to piss yourself!? Benoit: That's not piss, it's blood! Christian: Oh. Well, that's the color of MY pee... ![]() This is Kane, seconds before he threw up on his shoe. ![]() Triple H: SHUT UP DAVE! MY BREATH ISN'T THAT BAD! *Batista falls off the chair.* ![]() Dave: I'm not touching your title! I'm not touching your title! I'm not touching your title! Triple H: The last guy who did that is currently jobbing on Heat... Dave: ..... Sorry. ![]() ![]() The bitch slap... FROM HELL! ![]() Cop: Okay Dave, he didn't do anything... Batista: HE RAN OVER MY DOG! Cop: No he didn't... You did, remember? Batista: What!? Vince: If you can't beat 'em, trick 'em! ![]() Triple H: SHUT UP DAMN IT! DAVE IS NOT SCREWING STEPH! WrestleMania Sign: ....... Triple H: NO! HE WON'T TAKE IT! WrestleMania Sign: .......... Triple H: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Triple H runs away screaming.* WrestleMania Sign (In Jericho's voice): Hahaha, it worked again! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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How the hell was Randy Orton supposed to defeat Mega Man's Fireman in an inferno match? This is what a ringside fan saw after taking 3 swigs of JR's Barbaque sauce. And now, the spelling bee contest continues. Edge: Tr..ii...ppl...e....Ech! Triple H! I win! Triple H: BATISTA! TURN THAT RADIO OFF! Batista: Huh? Triple H: WHAT'S THAT SONG? HHH Mind: (Music playing) Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring! Banana phone! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring! |
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BISONICA
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![]() Triple H: They stoles it from us! WMXXI Sign: What'd they steal? Triple H: My....PRECIOUSSSS-UHH....AHHH!
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() HHH: Dave...are you listening to me?!?!?!? Dave: SHHHHHHH....I'm enjoying my Captain Picard Chair... |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() BY THE POWER OF HUNTER...I SMITE THEE |
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Fthagn?
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![]() This is why you don't smoke in theaters. ![]() The WWE's version of 'The Story of Moses' started going downhill when 'The Pharaoh Killer' Moses Orton ran into the 'Burning Turnbuckle'. ![]() Vanilla Ice's triumphant return. ![]() WWE Movies presents: 'The Odd Couple'. ![]() Christy (in head): Okay... Just remember everything Lita taught me... And this soccer game will be no problem... ![]() Trish: YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! ![]() ![]() Edge: I bet it was... Jericho! Jericho: Dammit! I hate playing Heads Up 7-up... ![]() Christian saves the world by stopping the Red Skull in his tracks. ![]() Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? (BTW- LMAO at Kane in this pic) ![]() Batista never did listen when he was sent to the principle's office. ![]() Hunter: Okay, let's try this again. Point to your OTHER KNEES big guy... ![]() Triple H displays his karate-chop action. ![]() Batista was quite mad when he learned that this was not where he had parked his car. ![]() Triple H: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() "That one stole my bike!" ![]() In order not to be caught Randy flees Sheltons house quickly. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Mini-Randy was ready for a challenge...until the Undertaker teased an appearance ![]() Randy suddenly realized that he had been Billy-Madison'ed... but which corner had his gym bag? ![]() Randy: Oh my God! He's gawna SHIT...when he realizes it's SHIT! ![]() Ref: Ohmygod ohmygod, oh my God! I am SO CLOSE to touching TWO divas at ONCE! I just hope I don't botch this... Lita: ... ![]() Christy: BOOB PUNCH! Ref: Whoa! That looked like it HURT! ![]() Edge: Okay, fellas, I've gathered us all here today to discuss something very important... Tyson: Rrr... Tomko hungry... ![]() Chris Benoit underestimated Christian's strength when his head exploded. ![]() Kane sneezes so hard, the Titantron goes blank and his leg falls off. ![]() Burt Reynolds looks on, unamused... HHH: Okay! ENOUGH of this roleplaying! *I* wanna be Vince now! ![]() Batista: Hey, they spelled your name wrong! HHH: I'm not falling for that... again... ![]() HHH: Girly slap! Batista: Dammit! I fell for it! ![]() Batista: You're lucky these ROPES are holding me back! ![]() Triple H gives an impromptu air-trumpet lesson...through his nose... ![]() Looks like Hogan's been smoking too much marijua--- Oh, I wasn't supposed to caption that one?
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Viva la Raza
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![]() Cow: You talkin to me? ....
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Viva la Raza
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OK, I'll back of the crack. Don't give me that look
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ORTON: I'm scared ORTON: The posts are on fire ORTON: The posts are on fire ORTON: I don't like you TRISH: I can beat you TRISH: AHHHHH! JACK DOAN: OH! SHELTON: I'm the only black man in the ring CHRISTIAN: I'm gonna choke you till you bleed...oh wait, you already are KANE: Take that! BATISTA: Oh this chair is comfy BATISTA: That belt is shiny HHH: Take that! PUERTO RICAN GUY: Stay back Batista TRIPLE H: Look, I'm like Booker T...but instead of 5 time, I'm 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time, 10 time world champion |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() Triple H: At WrestleMania 21 I will beat you to a bloody pulp, blah blah blah, I am the world heavyweight champion, blah blah blah, I’m screwing the boss’ daughter, blah blah blah, I made you what you are, blah blah blah, Evolution wa… Dave, are you even listening? Batista: That chick in the 3rd row has a nice rack. ![]() Randy: Wow! It’s all black and white-ish! Is this footage from the pre-dvd area? ![]() As an act of revenge, Jessica Simpson started to light everything near Nick Lachey on fire. ![]() Randy: Where am I? Triple H: MID CARD HELL! BWA HA HA! THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO GET MORE OVER THAN ME! ![]() Randy: Are you sure you know what you’re doing? Kane: Yeah, I saw Hidenrich do this once on SmackDown. ![]() In this handicapped blowjob contest, the winner would be the ref. ![]() We know were the ref will be when is diarrhea acts up. ![]() Edge: Damn it Shelton, why aren’t you choking? Shelton: You have much to learn before you can be a true Jedi. Benoit: Now just move your hands around Edge… Oh yeah, that’s what I like… ![]() Benoit: To drown in a vat of kool-aid… Death, were is thy sting? ![]() A true gamer… getting his Donkey Konga stance perfected, even when he has to do other things. ![]() Triple H: omfg I totally pwnz @ wr3stl1ng! Lololololol!!!!!!!1111!!!1!1!one!!one! U wil dye @ wmXXI bcuz I sayd sew!!!!! U suxor mfer! WTF dou th1nk bout dat, u stup1d noob!?!?!?!?! Batista: …….b’uh? ![]() Batista: Why do you need a belt? It’s not like you wear the pants in your family. ![]() It may look like Triple H is slapping Batista, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. You see, Triple H was merely admiring Batista’s close shave, as the two friends were sharing a bag of sour skittles. ![]() Cop: Sir, are you okay? Batista: I’m good, I’m good, I’m just thinking. Moment later his head blew up. ![]() Triple H: 10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time…10 Time Champion! Now Can You Dig That, SUCKAAAAA??!?!? Booker T: He didn’t say that… Tell me he did not just say that! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Mighty ducks, right? |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Batista (in heavy Australian accent): You call that a knife....??? ![]() Edge: I call together the League of Charismatic Gentlemen, and our meeting for this week is.. Jericho: Wait a minute! When the hell this start, and why are YOU in this group? Tomko... get 'im! Tomko: Guh? Jericho: ..... ![]() ![]() RKO: .....That was your bag? Kane: ![]() ![]() HHH: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?!?! Batista: Sorry, hosses are what sell now. HHH: ORRRTTONN!!!! Batista: ....shut up. ![]() Arm wrestling and a referee with a hand fetish is a dangerous mix. ![]() The future shows that HHH will lose his title at WM21. HAHAHAHAHA!!! APRIL FOOLS DAY! END. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Dave Youell 4 M O D
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Triple H Decided He Needed A Gimmick Change And Of All Gimmicks He Chose Bob Backlunds From The 90's |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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The Next Great One н˛
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Okay if one more person laughs at a stupid little "Triple H: I'm the best, anyone else must die, I hold people down, blah blah blah" I will kill you
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One Man Horror Show
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![]() Undertaker: "I know what you're thinking. You want this Everlasting Gobstopper, don't you?" ![]() When the ring posts are on fire, Randy knew that someone upstairs was unhappy by his in-ring self-pleasuring. ![]() Kane: "Oh, escardon me." Randy: "Ummm... I don't know what that means. And you smell like pea soup." ![]() They might have heard wrong, but Lita and Lillian had been pretty sure that Vince had scheduled another lame-ass Diva Tug-O-War. ![]() Trish: "Aaah!!! My tank top!" Christy: "Wow. This joystick can do ANYTHING!" ![]() The most memorable moment of RAW happened when a team of midcarders secretly set up Chris Jericho for a fashion intervention. ![]() Christian was ready to reveal to the world that nWo Wolfpac Sting was really Chris Benoit. If only the mask would come off... ![]() Batista: [thinking] "Goddammit, is he still talking? What has it been... like half an hour already? I've got places to be. Jesus." ![]() HHH: "This is for showing up to our debate naked, you homo!" ![]() Triple H: "Oh my God. What have I done? My reluctance to push mid-carders. My interference into storylines. My ego. I've ... I've ruined wrestling! *sob*" |
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Guest
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wwe is neat....
please... never ever do captions again. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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What? I laugh at his everytime. They're so plain and straightforward that they're actually funny.
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Just wanna do a little twist on that.... Well, two. ![]() Triple H: At WrestleMania 21 I will beat you to a bloody pulp, blah blah blah, I am the world heavyweight champion, blah blah blah, I’m screwing the boss’ daughter, blah blah blah, I made you what you are, blah blah blah, Evolution wa… Dave, are you even listening? Batista: You lost me at "at." ![]() Triple H: At WrestleMania 21 I will beat you to a bloody pulp, blah blah blah, I am the world heavyweight champion, blah blah blah, I’m screwing the boss’ daughter, blah blah blah, I made you what you are, blah blah blah, Evolution wa…...... Not going anywhere for a while? |
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Spammy Certified
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Wwe is neat is funny.
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Chill out, dickwad.
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Those are hilarious
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wwe is neat is as funny as having your testicles removed through your eye sockets.
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Which isn't funny at all..
In case you didn't know. |
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Viva la Raza
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A rebel without a soul.
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Okay yeah...WWE is Neat...isn't very funny..(shrugs) I'll do captions someday..just not today.
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Guest
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My captions are like gold...
Rare.. But fuckin' gold! |
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A rebel without a soul.
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I should go read yours...but...not today...Le'sigh.
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A rebel without a soul.
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![]() Edge:What? I'm not the Only one who Slept with her.....JERICHO DID TO!!! Last edited by Amaroqwolf; 04-02-2005 at 01:42 AM. Reason: Messed up...lol |
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