So there is no more CoTM… Hmmmm…. Maybe someone should start it up… I’m not gonna call first dibs, but if no one else wants it, I’ll make CoTM live again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! I shall steal Corky’s design and make it my own!
Reading more and more, it looks like other people have talked about doing it… Alas, I lack speed and originality, much like The Big Show.
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<b>Eddie:</b> No way holmes, it couldn’t have been that big!
<b>Rey:</b> I swear vato loco, the fish was THIS big!
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Steal a pose from Sid Justice if you think the WWE cruiserweight title has any credibility left!
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Spike Dudley ejects himself out of the battle royal when he sees that Zack Gowen has returned.
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Bob Orton was addicted to peanut butter; The Undertaker had some on his nut sack. All things worked out for the best for the both of them.
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And that would be the last time anyone reminded Randy Orton of his haircut during the RNN promos.
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So, Triple H…. If you have to chose Randy Orton or your wife… Who gives better head?
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Who knew the fashion police were good wrestlers?
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Who knew that “The Allied Powers 2005” wouldn’t have the exact same chemistry as other ones…
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<B>JBL:</b> Now YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!!! HA!
<b>Cena:</b> Just put up with it ‘till mania… just put up with it ‘till mania…
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And yet somehow only Kurt knew the answer to “What did I just step in!?!??!”
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<b>Scotty:</b> I lost a contact!
<b>Spike:</b> I’ll search the skies!
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<b>Bob:</b> You look a lot bigger on television.
<b>Undertaker:</b> Try standing up.
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<b>Orton:</b> GOT YOUR HEAD!
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You know you’re the master at shadow puppets when you can scare away a sumo wrestler.
BONUS ROUND HIDDEN CAPTIONS!!!!
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“Made in Malaysia?”
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Playing “Horsey” gone horribly wrong…
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Yeah, it’s easy to make fun of Luther bent over in this picture, but give a man a break. He just walked in on Stephnanie and Spike.
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<b>Orton:</b> But I’m from Texas! You have to cheer me!
<b>Fan:</b> So are the “Huston Texans” but we don’t cheer them!
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<b>Triple H:</b> What! You mean Eddie and Rey are well over, and they’re MEXICAN!?!?! I’ll hold them down by not posting this picture! Bwa ha ha ha ha! I’ll also hold down Kurt Angle since he’s in this picture!
<b>Kurt:</b> Uh, Trips, that’s not me…
<b>Triple H:</b> YOU DARE DEFY ME!?!?!? For that, you’ll job to Steven Richards!
<b>Steven Richards:</b> REALLY!?!?!?!?!
<b>Triple H:</b> April Fools!!!!
<b>Eddie:</b> So the website will show the picture then?
<b>Triple H:</b> No, the pic still goes away.
<b>Kurt:</b> So I don’t job to Steven Richards?
<b>Triple H:</b>April fools! You thought I was playing an april fools prank on you, when I really wasn’t! I pwnz!!!!
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God bless the invisible hammock…
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<b>Eddie:</b> I love you man!
<b>Rey:</b> Whatever happens are WMXXI, we’re still bros, right?
<b>Eddie:</b> Of course… Hey… you smell good… Are you using a new kind of body wash?
<b>Rey:</b> Yeah Eddie. Rhyno said that none of the ladies can ge…..
<b>Both:</b> RRRRRHHHHHYYYYYYNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
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<b>Kurt:</b> Hey! I found Zack Gowen’s missing leg!
<b>Sean O’Haire:</b> That material is outdated. The only reason that joke was made was to avoid another “Rhyno!!!” crack, or the possible “explosive diarrhea” joke. In addition to that I have no idea why the WWE is making it look like you even have a shot at beating HBK. He has close ties to Triple H, which means you’ll be lucky if he lets you look credible… Then again, I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know.
<b>Kurt:</b> I thought you left!
<b>Sean O’Haire:</b> I have nowhere else to go…
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I honestly think that only “WWE is neat” is the only one who can take a picture of this magnitude a caption that would vindicate its being.
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And the WWE’s newest sponsor… Exlax!
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<b>Cena:</b> Just because I said I’d do it doesn’t mean I did it!
<b>JBL:</b> How dare you defile the purity of Hillary Duff!
<b>Cena:</b> But that would be illegal!
<b>JBL:</b> So is what you did to my car last week, but it didn’t stop you!
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<b>Danny:</b> Kiss me, you fool!
<b>Eddie:</b> You’re drunk again! Do you have any idea what you’re doing to our family!?!?
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<b>DDP:</b> :rant: :mad: :foc:
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It’s one thing to gang up and arrest Cena, but to whisper sweet nothings in his ear at the same time?