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Herp a derp, and so on
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Smackdown Captions (3/31/05)
I didn't see a Smackdown Captions thread, so I decided to take it upon myself to make one of my very own.
I'll do some later on today. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() Bob:Undertaker Since We Are Gonna Be In California This Weekend Would You Do Me The Honor And Become My Life Partner **Too Bad Taker Did'nt Chokeslam Him Cause That Would Have Went Great With My Caption LOL** |
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The Next Great One н²
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![]() With his apple bitting catching on, Carlito decided to move on to bigger and better things... like human flesh ![]() The rookie thought Charles Robinson's impression of Akebono was hilarious ![]() *insert fart joke here* ![]() This is for Loose Cannon, watch it become his new sig... ![]() |
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![]() The WWE decided to scrap the cruserweight division and replace it with the ballet division. ![]() Bob Orton: Undertaker... marry me. Michael Cole: Necrophilia... AGAIN?! ![]() ![]() Bob Orton: Fine Taker! I don't need you! I have Randy! Randy understands me! Michael Cole: Now we have incest?! And gay incest no less... ![]() ![]() A rabid raccoon lept into the ring and latched onto Cena's arm. Cena didn't notice. ![]() Just then The Rock came out of nowhere and slapped Kurt Angle for stealing his "make the interviewer" dance thing. ![]() Lil' Naitch: Ahhh!! I can see his man boobs! |
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![]() Orton said that he isn't scared of The Undertaker but the truth is on his trousers. ![]() Akebono:Must....eat....JOBBER! ![]() So this is what happens when you litter,you get beat to the ground by Police and yelled at by a yank until you pick it up. |
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![]() First Ultimate Warrior, but Sid Justice? cmon Paul |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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![]() Rey: Come on, Eddy! How many times do I have to tell you to turn off the Titantron when you leave the room? This is costing us! ![]() Everybody, DO THE BESERKER! HUSSSS!!! HUSSSS!!! ![]() Later that day, Scotty had to have his foot surgically removed from Spike Dudley's ass. ![]() Orton: 'Taker...I know we always haven't seen eye to eye...especially right at this moment... but would you do me the honor of being my date to WrestleMania? ![]() Worst. Powerbomb. Ever. ![]() Bob Orton: Take my son! Spare me, just take MY SON!! Randy Orton: WHOOOOOO!!! ![]() One more reason to wear Dr. Scholl's Odor-Eaters! Are YOU gellin'? ![]() Poor Macy Grey, never saw it comin'... ![]() [Insert "which piece of trash?" joke here.] ![]() Ever since Vince installed the "Raw Electric Fence", things haven't been going so well for abused interviewers... ![]() Robinson: Gyeeeewwww!!! Akeebono's wearing a hospital robe!! Akeebono: I forget to close back? |
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[wwe is neat]
![]() Rey: LoOk It Is GIaNt DannY ![]() Chavo: im THE onlY meXicnA hueR ![]() ScoTTY: *p0oT* [/wwe is neat] |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() London: I'm sorry, you're out of our YMCA group. Chavo: : I got some letters for ya! F... U! London: ![]() ![]() Bob Orton: You're not Triple H? ![]() Bob Orton: You see this, London? Can he join your group now? ![]() Josh: BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! NOWANNA!! ![]() Cena: I NEED MORE GAMMA RAYS!!!! NOW!!! ![]() Angle: Ok, a Sean O'Haire joke, Josh? You are so freakin' last year. ![]() Jobber: Oh-no, Akebono... it is Mecha-Godzilla! Run for your lives! Ref: ROWR!!! end. |
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![]() Rey: "So you see, Gollum represents the schitzophrenic comflict between man's tendancy toward both good and evil." Eddie: "That's Danny Basham, smartass." ![]() Chavo and London learn the hard way that the Trust Fall only works when ONE of them is willing to be the guy who falls backwards. ![]() Spike Dudley IS the Lord of the Dance. ![]() Taker was a man who respected his fans, but even he was taken aback when one of them proposed to him. ![]() Clandestine experiments to graft Undertaker's head onto Randy's young, athletic body go horribly, horribly wrong. ![]() Bob Orton: "Shoot this man in THE ASS!" [/old Lammy Classic] ![]() Grisham: "Aaahhh!!! This tie is HIDEOUS!" ![]() Cena's new "Bring It On Cheerleader" gimmick gets off to a rousing start as he decks his opponent with a pom-pom. ![]() Judges convene to determine which combatant had a better "Vince McMahon" impersonation. ![]() Kurt: "Tch. That Rhyno..." ![]() Ref: "Ah, well, I suppose Wrestlemania will be alright. Don't know what Kane's doing in a 'Money in the Bank' ladder match though. Sigh. Well, I guess I'd better pay attention to what's going on in the mat-... OH MY GODDD!!!!" |
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#13 |
...and a Batman symbol
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I don't think I've done any captions since Corky stopped doing that whole 'Caption of the Month' stuff.
![]() Rey: No way, Darth Vader can't be REALLY Annikin Skywalker. ![]() Chavo: Ok, get on your knees and open your mouth. Paul: Are you sure this is how you get a push? ![]() Spike: Does that say...Smackdown!? WTF? ![]() Taker couldn't believe it when Cowboy Bob told him he was giving free head to help Randy keep his job. ![]() Kurt and Josh Re-enact a typical Michael Jackson bedroom scene. ![]() Akebono: Hmmm, I wonder what he'd taste like with BBQ sauce.. |
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Grisham!?!?! WTF? That's Josh Mathews, not Todd Grisham. Get your geeky, scrawny backstage interviewers RIGHT! ![]() |
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Maybe I should do a caption of the month thing...
Or maybe Terran... Or maybe both? OMFG TAG TEAM CHAMPS OF TPWW... I'm sorry. |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() rey: Hi ![]() Chavo: Dancing ![]() Spike: Ouch ![]() Orton: I'm knealing ![]() Orton: Take that! ![]() Orton Sr.: Thats my son ![]() Todd: I'm laughing ![]() Calito: Ow! ![]() JBL: Arrest him! ![]() Crash! ![]() Dance time |
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A rebel without a soul.
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Worst Captions Ever.....^
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Best.Captions.Evar.
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I actually laughed at the Chavo and Spike captions.
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...and a Batman symbol
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STFU NERVOUSE FAGGOT
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Oy, that's two posters doing "wwe-is-neat"-style captions. I must've missed the minimalist caption trend.
(For the record, I thought the "Chavo: Dancing" one was pretty funny myself.) |
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THANK YOU EL SANTO!!!
Mi amigo para vida. |
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![]() Am I the only one that thinks that looks PhotoShopped? |
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A rebel without a soul.
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When I did my Worst Captions ever post I meant Just the one's right above my post...not the whole set.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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You...DO realize I'm a guy, right? ![]() Heh. I'm flattered, though...really! |
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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So there is no more CoTM… Hmmmm…. Maybe someone should start it up… I’m not gonna call first dibs, but if no one else wants it, I’ll make CoTM live again! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! I shall steal Corky’s design and make it my own!
Reading more and more, it looks like other people have talked about doing it… Alas, I lack speed and originality, much like The Big Show. ![]() Eddie: No way holmes, it couldn’t have been that big! Rey: I swear vato loco, the fish was THIS big! ![]() Steal a pose from Sid Justice if you think the WWE cruiserweight title has any credibility left! ![]() Spike Dudley ejects himself out of the battle royal when he sees that Zack Gowen has returned. ![]() Bob Orton was addicted to peanut butter; The Undertaker had some on his nut sack. All things worked out for the best for the both of them. ![]() And that would be the last time anyone reminded Randy Orton of his haircut during the RNN promos. ![]() So, Triple H…. If you have to chose Randy Orton or your wife… Who gives better head? ![]() Who knew the fashion police were good wrestlers? ![]() Who knew that “The Allied Powers 2005” wouldn’t have the exact same chemistry as other ones… ![]() JBL: Now YOU CAN’T SEE ME!!!! HA! Cena: Just put up with it ‘till mania… just put up with it ‘till mania… ![]() And yet somehow only Kurt knew the answer to “What did I just step in!?!??!” ![]() Scotty: I lost a contact! Spike: I’ll search the skies! ![]() Bob: You look a lot bigger on television. Undertaker: Try standing up. ![]() Orton: GOT YOUR HEAD! ![]() You know you’re the master at shadow puppets when you can scare away a sumo wrestler. BONUS ROUND HIDDEN CAPTIONS!!!! ![]() “Made in Malaysia?” ![]() Playing “Horsey” gone horribly wrong… ![]() Yeah, it’s easy to make fun of Luther bent over in this picture, but give a man a break. He just walked in on Stephnanie and Spike. ![]() Orton: But I’m from Texas! You have to cheer me! Fan: So are the “Huston Texans” but we don’t cheer them! ![]() Triple H: What! You mean Eddie and Rey are well over, and they’re MEXICAN!?!?! I’ll hold them down by not posting this picture! Bwa ha ha ha ha! I’ll also hold down Kurt Angle since he’s in this picture! Kurt: Uh, Trips, that’s not me… Triple H: YOU DARE DEFY ME!?!?!? For that, you’ll job to Steven Richards! Steven Richards: REALLY!?!?!?!?! Triple H: April Fools!!!! Eddie: So the website will show the picture then? Triple H: No, the pic still goes away. Kurt: So I don’t job to Steven Richards? Triple H:April fools! You thought I was playing an april fools prank on you, when I really wasn’t! I pwnz!!!! ![]() God bless the invisible hammock… ![]() Eddie: I love you man! Rey: Whatever happens are WMXXI, we’re still bros, right? Eddie: Of course… Hey… you smell good… Are you using a new kind of body wash? Rey: Yeah Eddie. Rhyno said that none of the ladies can ge….. Both: RRRRRHHHHHYYYYYYNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!! ![]() Kurt: Hey! I found Zack Gowen’s missing leg! Sean O’Haire: That material is outdated. The only reason that joke was made was to avoid another “Rhyno!!!” crack, or the possible “explosive diarrhea” joke. In addition to that I have no idea why the WWE is making it look like you even have a shot at beating HBK. He has close ties to Triple H, which means you’ll be lucky if he lets you look credible… Then again, I’m not telling you anything that you don’t already know. Kurt: I thought you left! Sean O’Haire: I have nowhere else to go… ![]() I honestly think that only “WWE is neat” is the only one who can take a picture of this magnitude a caption that would vindicate its being. ![]() And the WWE’s newest sponsor… Exlax! ![]() Cena: Just because I said I’d do it doesn’t mean I did it! JBL: How dare you defile the purity of Hillary Duff! Cena: But that would be illegal! JBL: So is what you did to my car last week, but it didn’t stop you! ![]() Danny: Kiss me, you fool! Eddie: You’re drunk again! Do you have any idea what you’re doing to our family!?!? ![]() DDP: ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s one thing to gang up and arrest Cena, but to whisper sweet nothings in his ear at the same time? |
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The Next Great One н²
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![]() Guy with Camera: Oooh Neat *takes picture* |
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Your wwe is neat is good no doubt, but Savior fucking owns in that category.
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Hahahaha I own or erm pwn
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Yeah someone start COTM again.
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EL MERO MERO!
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Yeah, I tried to bring the Captions of the Month thread back up. The proof is below, but I am sure one of you guys can do a better job than I did. Just... don't pick any wwe is neat caps or you'll get shitted on.
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TERRAN PM ME WHEN YOU READ THIS STUPID CAPPED MESSAGE.
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By the way, that banner is sexy.
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