RAW Captions 4/4/05

[Cool King]

There's 38 Pictures to Caption this week.

I'll do one soon.:y:

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[RP]

I'm gunna go ahead and predict atleast 5 lita botch captions.

[Bo]

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Along with Jericho and Christian, Shelton is being sent were all the great talent is. The great blue abyss know as "Mid card hell".

[Gone Mad]

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Edge: Hmm.. I got it. TIC TAC TOE, MOFO!
Bischoff: Damn....

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Austin's reaction to commitment.

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Kane: You know.. I watch your show all the time. I hear that you will be leaving Jessica S--
RKO: ...SHUT... UP!

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HHH: blahblah, I'm so great, blahblah, give me a title, blahblahblah!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.... SHAWN MICHAEL.....'s attorney!

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Hussan: STTTTEELLLLLAAAAAAA !!!!!

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Batista: Ok, who wrote "Loves cock" below my name?

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Edge: UPSET LOOK ON FACE!
Benoit: ...fuckin' idiot...

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Dean: Up your nose with a rubber hose, Kotter!
Austin: ...so, this isn't McDonald???

end.

[KayfabeMan]

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WWE presents: Not So Hot Lesbian Action

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Trish helped Lita re-enact her one-nighter with Edge. This time Trish botched it.

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1980's insult in 5,4,3,2,1: WWE stars helped Lita up, after Matt Hardy kicked her to the curb. Ooooh. [Someone say "Snap!"]

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Matrix Edge begins his search for Matrix Gail Kim :shifty:

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There's only one way to ensure that his Lita sex tape doesn't get out.

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I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!

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In another replay of an angle, Benoit is forced to mock Flair's heart attack from Nitro.

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Shawn Michaels makes his Broadway debut, as WWE presents Jesus Christ Superstar

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After beating down Michaels, Hassan mocks Randy Orton - while Daivari does the robot.

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Batista: Eww dude, you got shit coming out of your nose.

[M. Banana]

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Stone Cold's reaction after realzing he's going to SmackDown.

[Cool King]

I was gonna do that.:(

I'll just do a different one,thats not as funny.

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Stone Cold:So what did you wanna tell me,Simon?
*Stone Cold takes a drink*
Simon Dean:Erm....I think your hot.
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Maven::'(

[Marcyo]

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Insert monkey joke here.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

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The after effect of Austin taking tips on how to snowball from Lita.

[Savio]

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Eric: Max Power? I wish I had a name like that.
Edge (Max): I got it off a blow dryer.

[Gouda]

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Kingpin (Daredevil movie version): At last... I have taken his place... and they are none the wiser!

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Edge: Hey what's this breifcase lying around here for? "Hassan"? I'll go give it back to him! Maybe he'll be my new friend!

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Batista: See? They actually bothered to change the name plate for me. Not like what they did with Randy Orton.

[Crashnburn]

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Batista: What's that Belty? You like me more than HHH? He use to do what to you? Aw, that's just sick!

[TerranRich]

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Trish never realized that they misspelled "SHIT" in the background

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Trish: "Ooooh...you're much uglier up close!"

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Hebner: Okay...what did you botch THIS time...?
Christy: (overacting) Oh NO! *sniff* She's...*sniff*...she's finally botched botching!
Referee Behind Lita: *snifffff* Hair smell goooood!

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Little did anyone know that Bill Cosby once held a wrestling title, many years ago...

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Where will you be when YOUR diarrhea strikes?
Christian: Gah! Get OFF!!

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MATRIX BULLDOG! MATRIX BULLDOG! OH MY GAWD, THAT AIN'T NO BROCOLLI, I CAN TELL YA THAT!

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Edge: So, I should make this out to...Burt? How do you spell "Reynolds"?

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Edge tried SO hard to be the next Gail Kim of the World Title scene...

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Chris Benoit's "electric" personality simply blew Edge away...hair and all...

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Chris: Hey, did Lita teach you this--
Edge: That's not FUNNY!!

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Referee: Go, Super-Crippler, GOOO!!!

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Edge: No, no, like THIS! ANGRY FACE!!! MMMRRRRMRMRRRR!!!!
Referee: I think I finally got it!

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Daivari's attempts at amusing the crowd by doing hand-puppets on Hassan's ass went over well with the crowd.

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Referee: Whoa, Shawn, whoooaa... got a little too much of the "Holy Spirit" in ya, eh?
Shawn: Cheeseburger...

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Randy Orton gets his just-desserts. I mean, who'd press sexual-harrassment charges against KANE??

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Batista: Um...guys? Have you ever noticed all this time that you'd misspelled "Triple H"? There's no "T" in it...

[El Santo]

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Matrix Edge begins his search for Matrix Gail Kim :shifty:



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"What? Gail's engaged to ... Doug Basham? That lucky bastard!!"

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"Heh. Like THAT'S ever stopped me before."

[wwe2222]

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At the request of Simon, Austin does his best to recreate the time he drove a beer truck out to the ring on RAW. To help him, Simon offers to play the part of the Rock by wearing his $5000 silk jumpsuit.

[wwe2222]

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Fearing his gimmick isnt no longer getting over, Edge asks Lita for a new gimmick. Doing what she does best, she botches thinking and comes up with a cool futuristic Irwin R. Shyster idea.

[Blue Demon]

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For the second night in a row, Austin confuse someone for his wife.

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Lita botched insulting Trish when she misspelled 'shithead'

[wwe2222]

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Eric takes Batista's used car salesman idea and starts selling off cars to the superstars. First customer is Edge who buys a new van and quietly smirks to himself about all the 'If this van's a rockin, dont come a knockin' jokes he can make with Lita.