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Old 04-05-2005, 05:28 PM   #1
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RAW Captions 4/4/05
There's 38 Pictures to Caption this week.

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Old 04-05-2005, 06:01 PM   #2
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I'm gunna go ahead and predict atleast 5 lita botch captions.
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:08 PM   #3
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Along with Jericho and Christian, Shelton is being sent were all the great talent is. The great blue abyss know as "Mid card hell".
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Old 04-05-2005, 06:18 PM   #4
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Edge: Hmm.. I got it. TIC TAC TOE, MOFO!
Bischoff: Damn....


Austin's reaction to commitment.


Kane: You know.. I watch your show all the time. I hear that you will be leaving Jessica S--
RKO: ...SHUT... UP!


HHH: blahblah, I'm so great, blahblah, give me a title, blahblahblah!


LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.... SHAWN MICHAEL.....'s attorney!


Hussan: STTTTEELLLLLAAAAAAA !!!!!


Batista: Ok, who wrote "Loves cock" below my name?


Edge: UPSET LOOK ON FACE!
Benoit: ...fuckin' idiot...


Dean: Up your nose with a rubber hose, Kotter!
Austin: ...so, this isn't McDonald???

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Old 04-05-2005, 06:29 PM   #5
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WWE presents: Not So Hot Lesbian Action


Trish helped Lita re-enact her one-nighter with Edge. This time Trish botched it.


1980's insult in 5,4,3,2,1: WWE stars helped Lita up, after Matt Hardy kicked her to the curb. Ooooh. [Someone say "Snap!"]


Matrix Edge begins his search for Matrix Gail Kim


There's only one way to ensure that his Lita sex tape doesn't get out.


I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!


In another replay of an angle, Benoit is forced to mock Flair's heart attack from Nitro.


Shawn Michaels makes his Broadway debut, as WWE presents Jesus Christ Superstar


After beating down Michaels, Hassan mocks Randy Orton - while Daivari does the robot.


Batista: Eww dude, you got shit coming out of your nose.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:03 PM   #6
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Stone Cold's reaction after realzing he's going to SmackDown.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:08 PM   #7
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I was gonna do that.

I'll just do a different one,thats not as funny.


Stone Cold:So what did you wanna tell me,Simon?
*Stone Cold takes a drink*
Simon Dean:Erm....I think your hot.

Maven:
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:11 PM   #8
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The after effect of Austin taking tips on how to snowball from Lita.
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Eric: Max Power? I wish I had a name like that.
Edge (Max): I got it off a blow dryer.
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Kingpin (Daredevil movie version): At last... I have taken his place... and they are none the wiser!



Edge: Hey what's this breifcase lying around here for? "Hassan"? I'll go give it back to him! Maybe he'll be my new friend!



Batista: See? They actually bothered to change the name plate for me. Not like what they did with Randy Orton.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:49 PM   #12
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Batista: What's that Belty? You like me more than HHH? He use to do what to you? Aw, that's just sick!
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Trish never realized that they misspelled "SHIT" in the background


Trish: "Ooooh...you're much uglier up close!"


Hebner: Okay...what did you botch THIS time...?
Christy: (overacting) Oh NO! *sniff* She's...*sniff*...she's finally botched botching!
Referee Behind Lita: *snifffff* Hair smell goooood!


Little did anyone know that Bill Cosby once held a wrestling title, many years ago...


Where will you be when YOUR diarrhea strikes?
Christian: Gah! Get OFF!!


MATRIX BULLDOG! MATRIX BULLDOG! OH MY GAWD, THAT AIN'T NO BROCOLLI, I CAN TELL YA THAT!


Edge: So, I should make this out to...Burt? How do you spell "Reynolds"?


Edge tried SO hard to be the next Gail Kim of the World Title scene...


Chris Benoit's "electric" personality simply blew Edge away...hair and all...


Chris: Hey, did Lita teach you this--
Edge: That's not FUNNY!!


Referee: Go, Super-Crippler, GOOO!!!


Edge: No, no, like THIS! ANGRY FACE!!! MMMRRRRMRMRRRR!!!!
Referee: I think I finally got it!


Daivari's attempts at amusing the crowd by doing hand-puppets on Hassan's ass went over well with the crowd.


Referee: Whoa, Shawn, whoooaa... got a little too much of the "Holy Spirit" in ya, eh?
Shawn: Cheeseburger...


Randy Orton gets his just-desserts. I mean, who'd press sexual-harrassment charges against KANE??


Batista: Um...guys? Have you ever noticed all this time that you'd misspelled "Triple H"? There's no "T" in it...
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Matrix Edge begins his search for Matrix Gail Kim

"What? Gail's engaged to ... Doug Basham? That lucky bastard!!"


"Heh. Like THAT'S ever stopped me before."
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Old 04-06-2005, 09:49 AM   #15
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At the request of Simon, Austin does his best to recreate the time he drove a beer truck out to the ring on RAW. To help him, Simon offers to play the part of the Rock by wearing his $5000 silk jumpsuit.
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Fearing his gimmick isnt no longer getting over, Edge asks Lita for a new gimmick. Doing what she does best, she botches thinking and comes up with a cool futuristic Irwin R. Shyster idea.
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Old 04-06-2005, 09:54 AM   #17
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For the second night in a row, Austin confuse someone for his wife.



Lita botched insulting Trish when she misspelled 'shithead'
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Eric takes Batista's used car salesman idea and starts selling off cars to the superstars. First customer is Edge who buys a new van and quietly smirks to himself about all the 'If this van's a rockin, dont come a knockin' jokes he can make with Lita.
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