500 things i hate about LITA

[KillerWolf]

1. her character. what a fake, fucking pretentious, phony little bitch. but seriously, her character has failed to evolve. the whole "team extreme" thing is LONG dead.

2. that fucking Anarchy symbol on her pants. for an 8th grader, it's cool. for a 30 year-old woman, it's ridiculous.

3. her pants. they're ugly. and usually flourecent green.

4. the way she wears her pants all low, with a thong sticking out. it looks ridiculous. and she has a flat ass.

5. she has a flat ass.

6. something i call 'the herpe effect'. despite obviously sucking in every way possible, she persists in taking up air time.

7. something i call 'the cancer effect'. she clings to talented wrestlers like a malignant tumor and destroys their carreers with her mere association, and moreover, shared air time and story lines. Matt Hardy succumed. Kane is fighting for his life. no wonder he looks like he is undergoing keemo-therapy.

8. before every move she does in the ring, be it a kick or a slap, she will whip her hair - because she's extreme.

9. you know the outcome of her matches before they begin. if she is going to win, she is all smilin' and happy. if she is going to lose, she is in a snit.

10. her fans. these people should be put out of their misery.

11. the botch factor. statistics show that 3/5 moves and 5/5 plot angles will be botched. however, it was pretty sweet a few weeks ago when she nearly broke her neck botching a suicide dive through the ropes.

12. the fact that Molly quit...or was fired or whatever, yet Lita remains. that really stings.

13. the fact that she will undoubtably, someday soon, become the women's champion.

well i wont bore you all with the other 487 things i hate about Lita just yet, but feel free to offer your own reasons. its so easy.

[Innovator]

14. She makes Gene Snitsky look like Jericho on the mic.

[Londoner]

Fuck i was hoping to read 500 things.

[Impact!]

it's not hard though coz gene can use the mic to it's fullest potential :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

340: She is with Edge. Edge sucks. He is a boring douche bag who makes small children cry. This automatically makes her crap. Oh, and I hate Edge. :)

[Londoner]

15: Everybody she has been involved with has been fired, watch out Kane. It's like if your partnered with Lita in a storyline,it's basically another way of nicking Goldberg's catchphrase and saying 'your next'.

[DaveBrawl]

99: Because she takes up tv time that could be given to Victoria.

[Savio]

340: She is with Edge. Edge sucks. He is a boring douche bag who makes small children cry. This automatically makes her crap. Oh, and I hate Edge. :):rant:

[KillerWolf]

340: She is with Edge. Edge sucks. He is a boring douche bag who makes small children cry. This automatically makes her crap. Oh, and I hate Edge. :)
dude, I used to hate Edge too, but RIGHT NOW, Edge is the hottest wrestler in wwe.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol:

[Hired Hitman]

Yeah, I'm starting to like edge.

[LK]

16) She has a job and Matt Hardy doesn't
17) She has a jbo and Rhyno doesn't
18) She has a job and Sean O'Haire doesn't
19) She has a job and Molly Holly doesn't
20) She has a job and and Chris Kanyon doesn't
21) She has a job.....I think you get the picture

[I-Hate-You]

22. http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050415_2_299/litakiss.jpg

The night Matt Hardy was released.

[LK]

Doesn't it look like Kane is totally cringing

[Hired Hitman]

would you like it if you had to kiss another man?

:shifty:

I'm joking I'm joking... she looks alright.

[Kane Knight]

Doesn't it look like Kane is totally cringing I think he's trying to picture something a little less hideous...

like kissing this:

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/28.jpg

[Marcyo]

22. http://www.jasonrivera.com/images/articles/20050415_2_299/litakiss.jpg

Kane's boobs are bigger than Lita's.

Just thought i'd say that. :shifty:

[Nark Order]

23.) She botched giving me head.

[M. Banana]

24) Now deadlyheaven has no penis

[Kane Knight]

Kane's boobs are bigger than Lita's.

Just thought i'd say that. :shifty:
At leat better formed.

[M. Banana]

I wonder is Kane can do push ups on his.


Lita can do bounce ups... does that count?

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, they weren't filled with saline...Them tits was filled with RUBBER

[Ruien]

25) Was part of the Cristy angle.

[M. Banana]

26) Ruien can't spell Christy

[Anybody Thrilla]

How do you not like Edge? His theme music alone gets me jazzed.

ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY, EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIGHT
SOMETHING SOMETHING, BROKEN DREAM, FOR THE CHANCE TO FEEL, CHANCE TO FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

But yeah, Lita sucks.

[Eunos]

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/graphics/dvd20.jpg

[Kane Knight]

How do you not like Edge? His theme music alone gets me jazzed.

ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY, EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIGHT
SOMETHING SOMETHING, BROKEN DREAM, FOR THE CHANCE TO FEEL, CHANCE TO FEEL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

But yeah, Lita sucks.
ALTER BRIDGE IS FOR MORONS
EDGE IS FANCING LIKE A FOOL
SOMETHING SOMETHING
SHATTERED EARDRUMS
FIRED STAPP BUT FAILED TO TRADE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[Kane Knight]

http://www.onlineonslaught.com/graphics/dvd20.jpg
LOL

[YOUR Hero]

LOL yes, but there should be a line of guys behind her.

[James Steele]

:lol:

[YOUR Hero]

"All aboard the Lita train"

[M. Banana]

I'd ride that train.

[Kane Knight]

PIMPING AINT EASY

[James Steele]

*Ric Flair flashes the "peak" of "Space Mountain"*

[Kane Knight]

I'd ride that train.
A paper bag, a little imagination, she'd be fuckable.

[Ruien]

A paper bag, a little imagination, she'd be fuckable.

LOL

[Anybody Thrilla]

ALTER BRIDGE IS FOR MORONS
EDGE IS FANCING LIKE A FOOL
SOMETHING SOMETHING
SHATTERED EARDRUMS
FIRED STAPP BUT FAILED TO TRADE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Nah dude, I don't think it goes like that.

[M. Banana]

I'd fucking fuck it.

Paperbag or not.

[Gone Mad]

Ok, since some are wondering why I hate Edge, I'll say it again. Over-rated and pushed to the moon, he has some talent and he is a funny guy but not to the point of considered one of the top guys. Years of constant, useless pushing just has me hating Edge, because there are so many more deserving than him to have the push he's getting. And now Edge is just so uninteresting, he is just ANGRY, and that's it. Even a suitcase couldn't make this kid more interesting like is trying to be done now. He needs a drastic change is all.

Edge: "UGH, no one likes me, i hate everything, ANGRY FACE! GRRR!"

gonMad: Ah, shut up!

Oh, and I'd bang Lita... wait, I already did, nevermind. Best. Autograph Session. Ever. ;)

[M. Banana]

gonMad, can I touch your penis?

[Ruien]

Whatever Number were on) MiguelBahena said he likes to let all his juice out looking at Lita Pics.

[M. Banana]

Next to whatever number we're on) I've done so about 32 times since I found out I could.

[Kane Knight]

Edge: "UGH, no one likes me, i hate everything, ANGRY FACE! GRRR!"

And therein lies my dislike of Edge. He has all the intensidty of Keannu Reeves going "I know kung fu. rarrr. I am really angry. woah"

[KillerWolf]

And therein lies my dislike of Edge. He has all the intensidty of Keannu Reeves going "I know kung fu. rarrr. I am really angry. woah"
but when you combine that with GREAT matches, is that not more than what we're getting from almost any other wrestler these days. lets look at this thing objectively, because believe me, i used to HATE Edge.
1. all of his matches recently have been great. IMO his matches recently have been better than Benoit's matches. the reason for this is because every Edge match seems like a fight. this is because he doesnt follow a specific move set, so every match is different. Now lets look at Benoit for instance. You know that certain things are going to happen. that is not to say that Benoit doesnt have great matches, but they are at times predictable.
2. He has a strong character. He's a heel and it shows. you know he is going to pull some shit EVERY week. he verbally attacks other wrestler's shortcomings and failures. i think that angry at the world for screwing him over is a better gimmick than 99% of 'em out there. at least it's something. If you were watching wrestling for the first time in a year, you would know that Chris Benoit is a face because he wears a stupid grin to the ring. if Benoit loses a match because Edge came down and interferred, he should be callin' Edge out the next week, or going on a rampage backstage looking for Edge-not just taking it lying down. Then you got guys like Booker T that have been just going through the motions for years. Maybe Edge is the only wrestler being used properly right now, but seeing Booker T and Chris Jericho mis-used doesnt make me want to watch wrestling just so i'll have something to bitch about.

[Fignuts]

I don't really dislike Lita all that much. I used to hate edge, but lately the quality of his matches have been great. Although, I agree with KK that his character could use a little fine tuning.

[Kane Knight]

I've grown less fond of Edge over the years. He was great in E&C, great as heel tag teamer, and now it's like "so what?"

[Kane Knight]

And in ring? I see his spear and actually think Goldberg could do it better. :p

[PSIcological]

next number) When she debuted, she knew no english. Within weeks she was fluent.

[KillerWolf]

next number) When she debuted, she knew no english. Within weeks she was fluent.
yeah-she botched being latina

[KillerWolf]

And in ring? I see his spear and actually think Goldberg could do it better. :p
well as far as the spear goes, Goldberg DOES do it better.

[Kane Knight]

well as far as the spear goes, Goldberg DOES do it better.
That's what I meant. I just kinda spaced out when posting.

[Kane Knight]

yeah-she botched being latina
She botched being a foreigner.

[SuperSlim]

Lita doesn't know how not to botch anything :(

[Kane Knight]

Lita doesn't know how not to botch anything :(
I tried to be Lita, but I botched. I don't know if I succeeded or failed.

[Corkscrewed]

:lol:

It's like a big paradox or something.

[M. Banana]

If you try to fail, and suceed. What have you done?

[Kane Knight]

Imitated Lita.

[M. Banana]

Nice.

[M. Banana]

Balance Rep for you.

[Marcyo]

i got one from Miguel yesterday.

[Marcyo]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[KillerWolf]

SPOILER

so this TWO FUCKING WEEKS of Kane doing NOTHING but chasing Trish around at the behest of Lita shall pay off with a KANE/VISCERA FUED! :rant:

fuck me. i am NOT looking forward to this. :n: :n:

[Just John]

she fucked up MiguelBahenas PC :shifty: