RAW Captions for 4/25/05

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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This is only one of William Regal's sexy parties.

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Regal: GAAAAAHHHH! GAAAAAAHHH! AHHHHHH! *POP* Ah, thanks for fixing my stiff neck...

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Viscera: I have to wipe myself with THIS!?

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Viscera: .................. Your hair smells tasty...

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Viscera: Dem some nice titties!

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Shelton: COME ON! TEN MORE!
Jericho: 999,991... 999,992... 999,993.....

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Ref: Your skin... It's so soft...
Edge: ... EWW!

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Edge: OH GOD! SAVE ME!
Benoit: I got ya!
X Pac's sucking power almost claims another.

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Rape still isn't funny from a green hoss...

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Batista: And here is your winner of the Dance Like Batista contest... JR!
JR: :$

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Batista: Grrrrrrrr.... Wait... Do I FLEX my fingers, or make a fist?

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Batista was pissed that the WWE didn't feel like removing the 'H' from his title.

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Christian: PIGGY BACK UNCLE DAVE! PIGGY BACK!

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Batista warming up for Hunter.

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Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?

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Vince: Okay, who forgot to Photoshop the title back on Hunter!?

[wwe2222]

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Trish readies her hands to accept as she realizes that is really just one giant condom Viscera has in that package.

[Nervous Ferret]

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OOMGGGGG greatest pic of ALL TIME. i'll be back for somw shitty captions later

[wwe2222]

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The mid carders had done well in their offering. Soon enough, Kong would walk through the giant gates and take his new bride

[Gouda]

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Batista: I'm the championso I can wear pink shirts if I want!!!

[Gone Mad]

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Looks like Billy Gunn isn't the only guy who is an AssMan.

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Vis: I got some more bubble gum if you want.
Trish: Um, no thanks.

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Trish: ....You're not Mr. T ?

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Viscera: Damn... but where did the gerbil... OOOOH!

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Benjamin: I spit in the face of people that aren't cool.
Jericho: I AM cool, remember?
Benjamin: Oh, sorry. **wipes spits off of Jericho and runs away**

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Ref: Please stop, I'm bored. Look... I just broke the lock. Can you let HHH promo now???

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Batista (looking at his hand): Ok, already promoed, check. Flexed, check. Do my weekly "push duties" to HHH and Vince, check.. twice. Oh, Naked 'Tista Dance... forgot that one! **rips shirt and commences to dance**

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Batista: Can I return this? It doesn't spin right.

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Xtian: Oh, no! Is THAT what it looks like I'm doing to him?!

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JR: BAWGAWD THE STROKE ON AJ STYLES!
King: .....

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HHH: **yawns** Ah, man... did I just fall asleep through my promos again?

END.

[Gouda]

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Trish: Uhhh... well you see.... That's not what I meant by "tip the waiter".

[Nark Order]

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JR: BAWGAWD THE STROKE ON AJ STYLES!
King: .....
LOL!

[Nark Order]

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Trish can't help but cringe when she sees the letters "XXL" written clearly on the package...

[PorkSoda]

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Yep its true, Arabs really do think the English pour tea out of their ears.

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Viscera: This is the last time I'll let Lita go belt shopping for me.

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Shelton: And then Triple H Pedigree'd her...
Jericho: NOOOO! I CANT TAKE IT STOP IT NOOOO!

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Batista: You bit it off again Ronald. What the hell? You Happy Meal bastard.

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Batista: I'm raising his hand!

[M. Banana]

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Viscera: Dem some nice titties!

Oh man, that's fucking hilarious. I can't god damned breathe.

[V]

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Batista: what are you looking at!
Trunks: Nothing.. I uh.. like your shirt

[Gouda]

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Batista: what are you looking at!
Trunks: Nothing.. I uh.. like your shirt

Sad that I laughed at that. :nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

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CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*Tistaroonie!*

[Jorgha]

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Regal: So ladies, did the dancing lessons from Rakishi pay off or what?

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"I will not take it back, Hassan, you're towel is ugly!"

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Visera: Think I can make balloon animals out of these?
Trish: Uh....no.

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Trish: Please tell me there is no spinach in my teeth!


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Edge: You screwed who? Man, that's just sick!


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Batistia: Everyone here who cheers for JR will get a free jar of BBQ sauce.

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Luke, I am your father...
Lita (looking at the monitor in the back): And people get mad at me for botching my promos.

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Triple H suddenly learned he had to share his toys when some of the kids refused to give them back.

or

"Look I got the belt and I didn't have to marry the bosses daughter to get it."


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"I hope all the women don't get the wrong idea about this. It could be embarassing."


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Adrian!!!

[M. Banana]

STFU NERVOUS FAGGOT

[El Santo]

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Regal was so disappointed. He'd distinctly remembered ordering hoes with no junk in the trunk.

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Davairi: "Say it... Say it!"
Regal: "SEGA!"

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Trish tries to feign interest as Viscera excitedly shows her his collection of 12-gage lockbolts.

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Trish: "Oh my God, Virgil! What the hell happened to you?"
Virgil: "Ummm... Angus diet?"

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Viscera: "Jesus... look at that honey baked ham... How the hell did you fit it between your cleavage?"

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Alright, gentlemen, who here thinks that Triple H is a homo?

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Presenting the fourth Matrix move: Neo Does Creatine.

[Savio]

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Batista: Hey look son we're at raw!
JR: I wanna go home. :(

[Savio]

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JR Just couldn't concentrate it looked like the mat actually was made out of BBQ sauce.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

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Edge: You screwed who? Man, that's just sick!


Oh, this SCREAMS irony. :D

[loopydate]

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SATAN: William! I've come to collect!
REGAL: Bloody worth it...

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HASSAN: Keep on him, Daivari! Show the American lapdog tha--
ALAYEEYAWLAYEEYALAYYAYLAY
HASSAN: Damn it, Hassan! Wait...

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VIS: And I took these pictures while you were in the shower...

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TRISH: And you're going to take out Kane...
VIS [thinking]: I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

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VIS: I am never washing these eyes again.

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Shelton was the first to discover that Hunter had decided to install a sneezeguard to go with the glass ceiling.

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Resurrecting a terrible running joke long since dead, Sean Morley is saddled with the terrible Val "Wrist Chomper" Venis gimmick.

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The window into the other world proved that, yes, even Bizarro Benoit kicked ass.

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MASTERS: Stay out of our chat room, smark!

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Okay, raise your hand if you're entertaining. Not so fast, Jim.

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BATISTA: I do believe in fairies! I do! I do! Come on, Tink...

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VINCE: When did that happen?
WRITER: Well, you were pretty out of it after your surgery...
VINCE: That London kid is still jobbing on Velocity, right?

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BATISTA: ...UH-OH!

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JR: That Stunner ain't made of asparagus!

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Dave didn't mind the jobbing. It was Hunter's "Undertaker at a British gym" impression that bothered him.

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Yep, the fans all agreed. WrestleMania 16 was a damned good show.

[Jaded-Dragon]

vBulletin Message
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.

:nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

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Trish: I'm...so...horny...right now. Kiss me Viscera
AYEHALEAHEAHEAHLEAHEAHHAEAH
Viscera: DAMNIT HASSAN!

[Vastardikai]

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Regal: This belt's getting a bit tight, I better bloody loosen it...

(I appologize for any trauma)

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Daivari no-sells getting impaled by Regal's arm.

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Vis: Chicks Dig the white tie!

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Trish: Kiss me, you Fool!

Vis: Damn, that Axe Effect spray actually works.

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The Axe Effect's new spokesman was surprisingly effective.

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Jericho couldn't bear to hear Shelton's re-enactment of what he heard in Triple H's bathroom last night.

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Edge: WHERE'S YOUR HAND AT?

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The winner of the Extreme Touch Your Toes Challenge is...

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Always the helpful one, Masters starts to help carry out the people he has bored to sleep with his promos.

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JR: This dozing off isn't made of Eggplant

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Batista's rendition of "The Number of the Beast" brought the house DOWN.

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Batista: Hunter, I believe you dropped this...

Hunter: (off-screen) It's yours for the moment.

Batista: Oh, really? How long?

Hunter: 5.

Batista: Days, Months?

Hunter: ... 4 ... 3...

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Christian Finally realized just how bad he's getting buried tonight.

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Christian shows Daivari how to sell getting impaled by someone's arm.

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Worst. Hiptoss. Ever.

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Triple H busts the worst rendition of his themesong since... Wrestlemania XXI.

[Amaroqwolf]

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Batista: Hunter, I believe you dropped this...

Hunter: (off-screen) It's yours for the moment.

Batista: Oh, really? How long?

Hunter: 5.

Batista: Days, Months?

Hunter: ... 4 ... 3...



Okay, I think I did that right, lol..that was so true.

[The Highlander]

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Dammit, Mable, is 'Chicken of the Sea' fish or chicken?!

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After 11 hours, Batista finally realized he'd been fooled by the old "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side" trick.

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Stephanie: Who's that guy? He's cute, he should wear a belt. Somebody give him the title.
Every backstage worker, employee, wrestler, fan, referee, hot dog vender, and lot lizard involved with the WWE: :foc: :mad: :rant: :'( :mad: :'( :foc: :foc: :rant: :rant: :mad: :foc: :mad: :n:
Doctor: She needs medication, she thinks it's 1998.

[Vastardikai]

How to improve Masters' segments...

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AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHH

Fans: Dammit Hass... oh wait, it's better than what's currently going on...

*Deafening Hassan Chants.*