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He's Here
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RAW Captions for 4/25/05
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He's Here
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![]() This is only one of William Regal's sexy parties. ![]() Regal: GAAAAAHHHH! GAAAAAAHHH! AHHHHHH! *POP* Ah, thanks for fixing my stiff neck... ![]() Viscera: I have to wipe myself with THIS!? ![]() Viscera: .................. Your hair smells tasty... ![]() Viscera: Dem some nice titties! ![]() Shelton: COME ON! TEN MORE! Jericho: 999,991... 999,992... 999,993..... ![]() Ref: Your skin... It's so soft... Edge: ... EWW! ![]() Edge: OH GOD! SAVE ME! Benoit: I got ya! X Pac's sucking power almost claims another. ![]() Rape still isn't funny from a green hoss... ![]() Batista: And here is your winner of the Dance Like Batista contest... JR! JR: ![]() ![]() Batista: Grrrrrrrr.... Wait... Do I FLEX my fingers, or make a fist? ![]() Batista was pissed that the WWE didn't feel like removing the 'H' from his title. ![]() Christian: PIGGY BACK UNCLE DAVE! PIGGY BACK! ![]() Batista warming up for Hunter. ![]() Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? ![]() Vince: Okay, who forgot to Photoshop the title back on Hunter!? |
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![]() Trish readies her hands to accept as she realizes that is really just one giant condom Viscera has in that package. |
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love yourself
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![]() OOMGGGGG greatest pic of ALL TIME. i'll be back for somw shitty captions later |
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![]() The mid carders had done well in their offering. Soon enough, Kong would walk through the giant gates and take his new bride |
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Batista: I'm the championso I can wear pink shirts if I want!!! |
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EL MERO MERO!
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![]() Looks like Billy Gunn isn't the only guy who is an AssMan. ![]() Vis: I got some more bubble gum if you want. Trish: Um, no thanks. ![]() Trish: ....You're not Mr. T ? ![]() Viscera: Damn... but where did the gerbil... OOOOH! ![]() Benjamin: I spit in the face of people that aren't cool. Jericho: I AM cool, remember? Benjamin: Oh, sorry. **wipes spits off of Jericho and runs away** ![]() Ref: Please stop, I'm bored. Look... I just broke the lock. Can you let HHH promo now??? ![]() Batista (looking at his hand): Ok, already promoed, check. Flexed, check. Do my weekly "push duties" to HHH and Vince, check.. twice. Oh, Naked 'Tista Dance... forgot that one! **rips shirt and commences to dance** ![]() Batista: Can I return this? It doesn't spin right. ![]() Xtian: Oh, no! Is THAT what it looks like I'm doing to him?! ![]() JR: BAWGAWD THE STROKE ON AJ STYLES! King: ..... ![]() HHH: **yawns** Ah, man... did I just fall asleep through my promos again? END. |
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It's Hammer Time
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![]() Trish: Uhhh... well you see.... That's not what I meant by "tip the waiter". |
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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Soundly Defeated Wadding
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![]() Trish can't help but cringe when she sees the letters "XXL" written clearly on the package... |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Yep its true, Arabs really do think the English pour tea out of their ears. Viscera: This is the last time I'll let Lita go belt shopping for me. Shelton: And then Triple H Pedigree'd her... Jericho: NOOOO! I CANT TAKE IT STOP IT NOOOO! Batista: You bit it off again Ronald. What the hell? You Happy Meal bastard. Batista: I'm raising his hand! |
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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![]() Batista: what are you looking at! Trunks: Nothing.. I uh.. like your shirt |
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It's Hammer Time
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love yourself
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![]() CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Tistaroonie!* |
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Mostly Harmless
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![]() Regal: So ladies, did the dancing lessons from Rakishi pay off or what? ![]() "I will not take it back, Hassan, you're towel is ugly!" ![]() Visera: Think I can make balloon animals out of these? Trish: Uh....no. ![]() Trish: Please tell me there is no spinach in my teeth! ![]() Edge: You screwed who? Man, that's just sick! ![]() Batistia: Everyone here who cheers for JR will get a free jar of BBQ sauce. ![]() Luke, I am your father... Lita (looking at the monitor in the back): And people get mad at me for botching my promos. ![]() Triple H suddenly learned he had to share his toys when some of the kids refused to give them back. or "Look I got the belt and I didn't have to marry the bosses daughter to get it." ![]() "I hope all the women don't get the wrong idea about this. It could be embarassing." ![]() Adrian!!! |
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STFU NERVOUS FAGGOT
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One Man Horror Show
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![]() Regal was so disappointed. He'd distinctly remembered ordering hoes with no junk in the trunk. ![]() Davairi: "Say it... Say it!" Regal: "SEGA!" ![]() Trish tries to feign interest as Viscera excitedly shows her his collection of 12-gage lockbolts. ![]() Trish: "Oh my God, Virgil! What the hell happened to you?" Virgil: "Ummm... Angus diet?" ![]() Viscera: "Jesus... look at that honey baked ham... How the hell did you fit it between your cleavage?" ![]() Alright, gentlemen, who here thinks that Triple H is a homo? ![]() Presenting the fourth Matrix move: Neo Does Creatine. |
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Spammy Certified
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![]() Batista: Hey look son we're at raw! JR: I wanna go home.
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Spammy Certified
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![]() JR Just couldn't concentrate it looked like the mat actually was made out of BBQ sauce. |
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All That Jazz
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Oh, this SCREAMS irony.
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FIT Challenge Slag People
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![]() SATAN: William! I've come to collect! REGAL: Bloody worth it... ![]() HASSAN: Keep on him, Daivari! Show the American lapdog tha-- ALAYEEYAWLAYEEYALAYYAYLAY HASSAN: Damn it, Hassan! Wait... ![]() VIS: And I took these pictures while you were in the shower... ![]() TRISH: And you're going to take out Kane... VIS [thinking]: I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. ![]() VIS: I am never washing these eyes again. ![]() Shelton was the first to discover that Hunter had decided to install a sneezeguard to go with the glass ceiling. ![]() Resurrecting a terrible running joke long since dead, Sean Morley is saddled with the terrible Val "Wrist Chomper" Venis gimmick. ![]() The window into the other world proved that, yes, even Bizarro Benoit kicked ass. ![]() MASTERS: Stay out of our chat room, smark! ![]() Okay, raise your hand if you're entertaining. Not so fast, Jim. ![]() BATISTA: I do believe in fairies! I do! I do! Come on, Tink... ![]() VINCE: When did that happen? WRITER: Well, you were pretty out of it after your surgery... VINCE: That London kid is still jobbing on Velocity, right? ![]() BATISTA: ...UH-OH! ![]() JR: That Stunner ain't made of asparagus! ![]() Dave didn't mind the jobbing. It was Hunter's "Undertaker at a British gym" impression that bothered him. ![]() Yep, the fans all agreed. WrestleMania 16 was a damned good show. |
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That Guy
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vBulletin Message
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to loopydate again.
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love yourself
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![]() Trish: I'm...so...horny...right now. Kiss me Viscera AYEHALEAHEAHEAHLEAHEAHHAEAH Viscera: DAMNIT HASSAN! |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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![]() Regal: This belt's getting a bit tight, I better bloody loosen it... (I appologize for any trauma) ![]() Daivari no-sells getting impaled by Regal's arm. ![]() Vis: Chicks Dig the white tie! ![]() Trish: Kiss me, you Fool! Vis: Damn, that Axe Effect spray actually works. ![]() The Axe Effect's new spokesman was surprisingly effective. ![]() Jericho couldn't bear to hear Shelton's re-enactment of what he heard in Triple H's bathroom last night. ![]() Edge: WHERE'S YOUR HAND AT? ![]() The winner of the Extreme Touch Your Toes Challenge is... ![]() Always the helpful one, Masters starts to help carry out the people he has bored to sleep with his promos. ![]() JR: This dozing off isn't made of Eggplant ![]() Batista's rendition of "The Number of the Beast" brought the house DOWN. ![]() Batista: Hunter, I believe you dropped this... Hunter: (off-screen) It's yours for the moment. Batista: Oh, really? How long? Hunter: 5. Batista: Days, Months? Hunter: ... 4 ... 3... ![]() Christian Finally realized just how bad he's getting buried tonight. ![]() Christian shows Daivari how to sell getting impaled by someone's arm. ![]() Worst. Hiptoss. Ever. ![]() Triple H busts the worst rendition of his themesong since... Wrestlemania XXI. Last edited by Vastardikai; 04-27-2005 at 11:11 AM. |
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A rebel without a soul.
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A Pittsburgh Original
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![]() Dammit, Mable, is 'Chicken of the Sea' fish or chicken?! ![]() After 11 hours, Batista finally realized he'd been fooled by the old "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side" trick. ![]() Stephanie: Who's that guy? He's cute, he should wear a belt. Somebody give him the title. Every backstage worker, employee, wrestler, fan, referee, hot dog vender, and lot lizard involved with the WWE: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: Doctor: She needs medication, she thinks it's 1998. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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How to improve Masters' segments...
AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHH Fans: Dammit Hass... oh wait, it's better than what's currently going on... *Deafening Hassan Chants.* |
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