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This is only one of William Regal's sexy parties. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Regal: GAAAAAHHHH! GAAAAAAHHH! AHHHHHH! *POP* Ah, thanks for fixing my stiff neck... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Viscera: I have to wipe myself with THIS!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Viscera: .................. Your hair smells tasty... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Viscera: Dem some nice titties! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Shelton: COME ON! TEN MORE! Jericho: 999,991... 999,992... 999,993..... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Ref: Your skin... It's so soft... Edge: ... EWW! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg Edge: OH GOD! SAVE ME! Benoit: I got ya! X Pac's sucking power almost claims another. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Rape still isn't funny from a green hoss... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Batista: And here is your winner of the Dance Like Batista contest... JR! JR: :$ http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Batista: Grrrrrrrr.... Wait... Do I FLEX my fingers, or make a fist? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Batista was pissed that the WWE didn't feel like removing the 'H' from his title. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Christian: PIGGY BACK UNCLE DAVE! PIGGY BACK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Batista warming up for Hunter. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Vince: Okay, who forgot to Photoshop the title back on Hunter!? |
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Trish readies her hands to accept as she realizes that is really just one giant condom Viscera has in that package. |
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OOMGGGGG greatest pic of ALL TIME. i'll be back for somw shitty captions later |
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The mid carders had done well in their offering. Soon enough, Kong would walk through the giant gates and take his new bride |
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Batista: I'm the championso I can wear pink shirts if I want!!! |
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Looks like Billy Gunn isn't the only guy who is an AssMan. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Vis: I got some more bubble gum if you want. Trish: Um, no thanks. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish: ....You're not Mr. T ? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Viscera: Damn... but where did the gerbil... OOOOH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Benjamin: I spit in the face of people that aren't cool. Jericho: I AM cool, remember? Benjamin: Oh, sorry. **wipes spits off of Jericho and runs away** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Ref: Please stop, I'm bored. Look... I just broke the lock. Can you let HHH promo now??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Batista (looking at his hand): Ok, already promoed, check. Flexed, check. Do my weekly "push duties" to HHH and Vince, check.. twice. Oh, Naked 'Tista Dance... forgot that one! **rips shirt and commences to dance** http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Batista: Can I return this? It doesn't spin right. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Xtian: Oh, no! Is THAT what it looks like I'm doing to him?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg JR: BAWGAWD THE STROKE ON AJ STYLES! King: ..... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg HHH: **yawns** Ah, man... did I just fall asleep through my promos again? END. |
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Trish: Uhhh... well you see.... That's not what I meant by "tip the waiter". |
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Trish can't help but cringe when she sees the letters "XXL" written clearly on the package... |
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Yep its true, Arabs really do think the English pour tea out of their ears. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Viscera: This is the last time I'll let Lita go belt shopping for me. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Shelton: And then Triple H Pedigree'd her... Jericho: NOOOO! I CANT TAKE IT STOP IT NOOOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Batista: You bit it off again Ronald. What the hell? You Happy Meal bastard. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Batista: I'm raising his hand! |
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Batista: what are you looking at! Trunks: Nothing.. I uh.. like your shirt |
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CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Tistaroonie!* |
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Regal: So ladies, did the dancing lessons from Rakishi pay off or what? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg "I will not take it back, Hassan, you're towel is ugly!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Visera: Think I can make balloon animals out of these? Trish: Uh....no. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish: Please tell me there is no spinach in my teeth! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Edge: You screwed who? Man, that's just sick! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Batistia: Everyone here who cheers for JR will get a free jar of BBQ sauce. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Luke, I am your father... Lita (looking at the monitor in the back): And people get mad at me for botching my promos. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Triple H suddenly learned he had to share his toys when some of the kids refused to give them back. or "Look I got the belt and I didn't have to marry the bosses daughter to get it." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg "I hope all the women don't get the wrong idea about this. It could be embarassing." http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Adrian!!! |
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Regal was so disappointed. He'd distinctly remembered ordering hoes with no junk in the trunk. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Davairi: "Say it... Say it!" Regal: "SEGA!" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Trish tries to feign interest as Viscera excitedly shows her his collection of 12-gage lockbolts. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish: "Oh my God, Virgil! What the hell happened to you?" Virgil: "Ummm... Angus diet?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg Viscera: "Jesus... look at that honey baked ham... How the hell did you fit it between your cleavage?" http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Alright, gentlemen, who here thinks that Triple H is a homo? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Presenting the fourth Matrix move: Neo Does Creatine. |
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Batista: Hey look son we're at raw! JR: I wanna go home. :( |
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JR Just couldn't concentrate it looked like the mat actually was made out of BBQ sauce. |
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SATAN: William! I've come to collect! REGAL: Bloody worth it... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg HASSAN: Keep on him, Daivari! Show the American lapdog tha-- ALAYEEYAWLAYEEYALAYYAYLAY HASSAN: Damn it, Hassan! Wait... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg VIS: And I took these pictures while you were in the shower... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg TRISH: And you're going to take out Kane... VIS [thinking]: I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg VIS: I am never washing these eyes again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Shelton was the first to discover that Hunter had decided to install a sneezeguard to go with the glass ceiling. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Resurrecting a terrible running joke long since dead, Sean Morley is saddled with the terrible Val "Wrist Chomper" Venis gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg The window into the other world proved that, yes, even Bizarro Benoit kicked ass. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg MASTERS: Stay out of our chat room, smark! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg Okay, raise your hand if you're entertaining. Not so fast, Jim. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg BATISTA: I do believe in fairies! I do! I do! Come on, Tink... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg VINCE: When did that happen? WRITER: Well, you were pretty out of it after your surgery... VINCE: That London kid is still jobbing on Velocity, right? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg BATISTA: ...UH-OH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg JR: That Stunner ain't made of asparagus! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Dave didn't mind the jobbing. It was Hunter's "Undertaker at a British gym" impression that bothered him. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Yep, the fans all agreed. WrestleMania 16 was a damned good show. |
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Trish: I'm...so...horny...right now. Kiss me Viscera AYEHALEAHEAHEAHLEAHEAHHAEAH Viscera: DAMNIT HASSAN! |
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Regal: This belt's getting a bit tight, I better bloody loosen it... (I appologize for any trauma) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/02.jpg Daivari no-sells getting impaled by Regal's arm. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/03.jpg Vis: Chicks Dig the white tie! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/04.jpg Trish: Kiss me, you Fool! Vis: Damn, that Axe Effect spray actually works. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/05.jpg The Axe Effect's new spokesman was surprisingly effective. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/06.jpg Jericho couldn't bear to hear Shelton's re-enactment of what he heard in Triple H's bathroom last night. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/07.jpg Edge: WHERE'S YOUR HAND AT? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/08.jpg The winner of the Extreme Touch Your Toes Challenge is... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/09.jpg Always the helpful one, Masters starts to help carry out the people he has bored to sleep with his promos. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/10.jpg JR: This dozing off isn't made of Eggplant http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg Batista's rendition of "The Number of the Beast" brought the house DOWN. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/12.jpg Batista: Hunter, I believe you dropped this... Hunter: (off-screen) It's yours for the moment. Batista: Oh, really? How long? Hunter: 5. Batista: Days, Months? Hunter: ... 4 ... 3... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/13.jpg Christian Finally realized just how bad he's getting buried tonight. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/14.jpg Christian shows Daivari how to sell getting impaled by someone's arm. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/15.jpg Worst. Hiptoss. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Triple H busts the worst rendition of his themesong since... Wrestlemania XXI. |
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Dammit, Mable, is 'Chicken of the Sea' fish or chicken?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/11.jpg After 11 hours, Batista finally realized he'd been fooled by the old "How do you keep an idiot busy? see other side" trick. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/raw/pho.../images/16.jpg Stephanie: Who's that guy? He's cute, he should wear a belt. Somebody give him the title. Every backstage worker, employee, wrestler, fan, referee, hot dog vender, and lot lizard involved with the WWE: :foc: :mad: :rant: :'( :mad: :'( :foc: :foc: :rant: :rant: :mad: :foc: :mad: :n: Doctor: She needs medication, she thinks it's 1998. |
How to improve Masters' segments...
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