Backlash Captions 1/5/05

[Cool King]

Right there are 32 pics for you caption,If you wanna.:D


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[Xero]

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Jericho tries to assist Shelton as the sucking power of X Pac strikes again.

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Jericho: What do you mean my XM radio show sucks!?

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Best. FU. Ever.

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Ref: Wait, Rosey and... HURRICANE with TITLES!? Oh shit did I mess up...
Vince: :mad:

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Edge: *BANG* STOP *BANG* LOOKING *BANG* AT *BANG* MY *BANG* EX- *BANG* WIFE!!!! *BANG*
Benoit: I'M ONLY LOOKING IN HER GENERAL DIR- *BANG*
Edge: DON'T STEAL MY WOMAN!

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Edge: After all these years... I've FINALLY beaten Super Mario Brothers!
Benoit: Not without CHEATING you didn't!
Edge: *BANG* I DON'T CHEAT!

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I've heard of a hoedown, but this is ridiculous.

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And, once again, people, rape is NOT funny by a green hoss.

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Big Vis and Kane get down.

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Vis: MMMMMM YOU SMELL GOOOOOD!
Lita (thinking): Did I use the A1 sauce again instead of my perfume?

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Big Vis loved his 'My Size Barbie'. Maybe a little TOO much...

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Thing makes his heel turn by assisting in choking out Shawn Michaels.

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(Insert blow job joke here.)

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Batista, after being blinded by the resurfaced 'sex tape' takes a turn for the worst...

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...And goes on a rampage...

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...And beats Triple H for the title out of spite.

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Triple H: DAMN YOU DAVE! DAMN YOU AND YOUR NOT-MY-NAME-PLATE TITLE!

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Hogan: YOOOOOUUUUUU.... Stole the cookies from the cookie jar...

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Shawn Michaels can't even reach DAIVARI'S face for Sweet Chin Music.

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Batista: I... Am the FONZ!!!!

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Batista: AAAAYYYYYYYY!

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Shelton: Oh, a penny! *SPLAT* Ow... OH! IT'S A QUARTER! WOO!

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Triple H: I call it, 'Flying Jobber'.

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Jericho: Ready... Aim... FIRE!
Triple H: DAMN! Missed.
(Draw your own conclusions.)

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Seconds later, Rosie's face falls forward, revealing his robotic insides.

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I know that the WWE is rehashing gimmicks, but giving The Hurricane and Rosey Diesel's and HBK's gimmick was just ridiculous.

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Lillian: And here is your winner of the ugliest Popeye impression during a match contest, Chris Benoit!

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Little did anyone know that what was in that briefcase was something so secret, that not even Triple H could see it!
Edge: It's a good thing Hunter didn't open this up, because there is one EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF HUNTER AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY IN THERE!

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Hogan: OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
Hassan: It's okay... Maybe she died when you stuffed all those dollar bills down her throat, maybe she died when you gave her the big boot... I don't know, I'm not a doctor... But what I DO know is that Arabs didn't killer her!
Hogan: Oh, I'm convinced, you have my support!

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Even God didn't want to see another Hogan match... Satan, on the other hand...

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Hogan: Where am I?
Earl: You won your match!
Hogan: What match?
Shawn: OH MY GOD HE'S GOT AMNESIA!
Hogan: Oh, that's nice... Who are you?

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Lillian: Here is your winner of best overall Popeye impression, Hulk Hogan!

[Loose Cannon]

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LOL. my lord.

[wwe2222]

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Ah yes, Shelton thought to himself...my Jericho pizza will be quite delicious...quite delicious indeed

[thecc]

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Jericho's reaction to fozzy sales.

[M. Banana]

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Is it me, or does she have a thing of dip in her pocket?

[Crashnburn]

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Shelton: Jericho?!?!? How did you get above the glass ceiling? You better get back down before Trips sees you up there.

[M. Banana]

:y:

[Gouda]

What? Did Batista decide to fight the whole match with his eyes closed?

[M. Banana]

:rofl:

Shoulda turned that into caption gold.

[Jacko]

No Batista pic where it looks like he's getting raped?

Das not cool. A perfect opportunty to apply an adequate comment.

[Gone Mad]

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Jericho: Hey... I want some gamma rays too. aRG !

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This was a second before Edge won the match, via Kung Lao style fatality.

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Masters botches Whose Line improv.

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Viscera liked to eat crap sometimes. **rim shot** :shifty:

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HHH: OOOOH, I HATE THAT RABBIT!

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Hogan: My finger points.

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Davairi: Whoo.. ever heard of Odor Eaters, Shawn???

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Batista: I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING!!!!

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Say what you will, but ask Jericho and he will tell you that Wonka makes one mean ass drink.

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Rosey: Yes...yes! YES! Now we can end this horrible gimmick!
Hurricane: No, we just getting sent to Velocity next month.
Rosey: WAZZUPWITDAT! ...I'm not being cute, what the fuck?!

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INTRODUCING THE NEW CHARISMATIC EDGE...
Edge: Ok, I've got the files! Who wants to fill out houseboat insurance? ANGRY FACE!

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"Oh, the tapings of American Chopper? Right there..."

EnD.

[thuganomicalcrippler]

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Shelton was shocked to discover that Jericho had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time.

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Jericho was shocked to discover that he had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time.

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Edge: Wanna play frisbee??

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Viscera: So you mean you started this whole Lita story as heel?
Kane: (between bursts of laughter): HA HA.. yeah..HA HA... and Matt was supposed to return and feud with..HA HA...me at Mania
Viscera: And then he got fired?
Kane: HA HA,..yes!
Viscera: But then why are you and Lita making out backstage these days?
Kane: Beause...HA HA.. I'm a face, and she's a face.
Viscera: How are you a face, and why is the crowd booing Lita?
Kane: HA..because she screwed Matt.
Viscera:How did she screw Matt?
Kane: By screwing.. Edge.
(silence for a moment)
Kane AND Viscera: HA HA HA...

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Viscera shows Lita the "I want Matt" tattoo on his tongue.

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Hunter: Dave, you moron! When I said "take me higher", this isn't what I had in mind...bring me down!
Dave: Sure thing, boss.
Hunter: NOOOOO!

[Esoteric]

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The WWE decided to open up a community theater...the first show was Viscera as Lenny in a very interesting version of, OF Mice and Men...after the first show he was promptly replaced by Chris Masters
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the wwe quickly scrapped the ideas along with the xfl and wbf.....after two blonde women were injured

[Gertner]

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Jericho : " how the fuck does Orlando Jordan have a belt and I don't?

[Gertner]

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Rosey: "I wonder if Vice knew the bookers made us champions."

Hurricane:" I just can't believe you haven't been fired yet"

[AareDub]

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Rhyno strikes again, this time for the sake of Matt Hardy.

[Vastardikai]

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The Crowd went nuts when Shelton did a bulldog on Y2J and a Dropkick to Stevie Richards at the same time.

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Jericho learns that he's allergic to bad booking.

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Richards and Hurricane's tandem Powerbomb-Neckbreaker brought back troubling memories of that Villano guy.

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Metrosexual Zebra: Now That's a big pile of S.H.I.T.!

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Introducing the newest induction into Wrestlecrap: Edge, Wrestling Hubcap Salesman

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Edge: YES! I Knew banging Steph was a good career move! Wait, is that camera on?

Next week, Edge is booked in a Handicap match against Bob Holly and Chris Masters... On Velocity.

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Jerry: this script in my hand says make a remark about Puppies...

Victoria: (thinking) this old man has some serious ear-wax.

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This was five seconds after the woman declared to Chris that she was faking it...

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Kane and Vis laughing about all the women they have stalked...

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Lita botches enthusiasm over Vis' spot-on Demolition Smash impression.

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Visera: Gotta do the Heimlick, Gotta do the Heimlick.... How do I do the Heimlick???

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Next time, on Inappropriate Hand Puppet Theatre...

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The sound guy mistaken played Kurt Angle's theme. Then Batista opted to take the fans' chant literally....

(I appologize for hitting the lowest common denominator.)

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A helpful poster alerts Triple H to Batista's problem.

Dave: Thanks Hunter, how did you know?

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Ric's well-timed fart devastates Dave.

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Dave counts the amputee ref's arms, thinking something isn't right...

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Triple H, as punishment, has to hear Vogon Poetry.

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Hogan: I want YOU.... to feel my man boobs!

Daivari: OK!

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Worst. Ankle-lock. Ever.

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Batista finds himself in the Invisible Crucifix, and he is none too pleased...

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Seconds after realizing he is naked in front of thousands of people, Dave wakes up in his bed.

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Jericho: Don't listen to JR, the mat IS covered with BBQ Sauce.

Shelton: Well, if you say so...

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Shelton is shocked to see Jericho spirited away in the Rapture.

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Jericho: I can't believe he fell for the old "Mat is covered in BBQ Sauce" gag!

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Rosey: I can't believe I still have a job!

Shane: Why, God, Why?

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Shane: In fifteen seconds, the crane will lift Rosey into O'Haire's old cage... Everything is going as planned!

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Edge: Seriously Dude, smell my hand.

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Edge's taunting of the fans by holding up Matt's contract is taking things a bit too far.

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The devastating effects of watching every Hulk Hogan movie in a row cannot be ignored any longer.

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Hogan's new beard failed to get over with the crowd.

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When Hogan, Hebner, and Micheals joined forces under the Canadian flag, everyone knew the end of days was upon us.

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Hogan was about to punch the ghost of Andre the Giant when two lasers shot him in the back.

[Vastardikai]

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Two Grown men... Fighting over a stick of gum.... What has the world come to?

[M. Banana]

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Look at that ass...