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Old 05-02-2005, 05:34 PM   #1
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:05 PM   #2
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Jericho tries to assist Shelton as the sucking power of X Pac strikes again.


Jericho: What do you mean my XM radio show sucks!?


Best. FU. Ever.


Ref: Wait, Rosey and... HURRICANE with TITLES!? Oh shit did I mess up...
Vince:


Edge: *BANG* STOP *BANG* LOOKING *BANG* AT *BANG* MY *BANG* EX- *BANG* WIFE!!!! *BANG*
Benoit: I'M ONLY LOOKING IN HER GENERAL DIR- *BANG*
Edge: DON'T STEAL MY WOMAN!


Edge: After all these years... I've FINALLY beaten Super Mario Brothers!
Benoit: Not without CHEATING you didn't!
Edge: *BANG* I DON'T CHEAT!


I've heard of a hoedown, but this is ridiculous.


And, once again, people, rape is NOT funny by a green hoss.


Big Vis and Kane get down.


Vis: MMMMMM YOU SMELL GOOOOOD!
Lita (thinking): Did I use the A1 sauce again instead of my perfume?


Big Vis loved his 'My Size Barbie'. Maybe a little TOO much...


Thing makes his heel turn by assisting in choking out Shawn Michaels.


(Insert blow job joke here.)


Batista, after being blinded by the resurfaced 'sex tape' takes a turn for the worst...


...And goes on a rampage...


...And beats Triple H for the title out of spite.


Triple H: DAMN YOU DAVE! DAMN YOU AND YOUR NOT-MY-NAME-PLATE TITLE!


Hogan: YOOOOOUUUUUU.... Stole the cookies from the cookie jar...


Shawn Michaels can't even reach DAIVARI'S face for Sweet Chin Music.


Batista: I... Am the FONZ!!!!


Batista: AAAAYYYYYYYY!


Shelton: Oh, a penny! *SPLAT* Ow... OH! IT'S A QUARTER! WOO!


Triple H: I call it, 'Flying Jobber'.


Jericho: Ready... Aim... FIRE!
Triple H: DAMN! Missed.
(Draw your own conclusions.)


Seconds later, Rosie's face falls forward, revealing his robotic insides.


I know that the WWE is rehashing gimmicks, but giving The Hurricane and Rosey Diesel's and HBK's gimmick was just ridiculous.


Lillian: And here is your winner of the ugliest Popeye impression during a match contest, Chris Benoit!


Little did anyone know that what was in that briefcase was something so secret, that not even Triple H could see it!
Edge: It's a good thing Hunter didn't open this up, because there is one EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF HUNTER AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY IN THERE!


Hogan: OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!
Hassan: It's okay... Maybe she died when you stuffed all those dollar bills down her throat, maybe she died when you gave her the big boot... I don't know, I'm not a doctor... But what I DO know is that Arabs didn't killer her!
Hogan: Oh, I'm convinced, you have my support!


Even God didn't want to see another Hogan match... Satan, on the other hand...


Hogan: Where am I?
Earl: You won your match!
Hogan: What match?
Shawn: OH MY GOD HE'S GOT AMNESIA!
Hogan: Oh, that's nice... Who are you?


Lillian: Here is your winner of best overall Popeye impression, Hulk Hogan!
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:08 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:04 PM   #4
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Ah yes, Shelton thought to himself...my Jericho pizza will be quite delicious...quite delicious indeed
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:06 PM   #5
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Jericho's reaction to fozzy sales.
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:10 PM   #6
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Is it me, or does she have a thing of dip in her pocket?
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:31 PM   #7
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Shelton: Jericho?!?!? How did you get above the glass ceiling? You better get back down before Trips sees you up there.
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:33 PM   #8
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:43 PM   #9
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What? Did Batista decide to fight the whole match with his eyes closed?
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:44 PM   #10
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Shoulda turned that into caption gold.
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Old 05-02-2005, 07:44 PM   #11
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No Batista pic where it looks like he's getting raped?

Das not cool. A perfect opportunty to apply an adequate comment.
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Old 05-02-2005, 08:10 PM   #12
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Jericho: Hey... I want some gamma rays too. aRG !


This was a second before Edge won the match, via Kung Lao style fatality.


Masters botches Whose Line improv.


Viscera liked to eat crap sometimes. **rim shot**


HHH: OOOOH, I HATE THAT RABBIT!


Hogan: My finger points.


Davairi: Whoo.. ever heard of Odor Eaters, Shawn???


Batista: I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING!!!!


Say what you will, but ask Jericho and he will tell you that Wonka makes one mean ass drink.


Rosey: Yes...yes! YES! Now we can end this horrible gimmick!
Hurricane: No, we just getting sent to Velocity next month.
Rosey: WAZZUPWITDAT! ...I'm not being cute, what the fuck?!


INTRODUCING THE NEW CHARISMATIC EDGE...
Edge: Ok, I've got the files! Who wants to fill out houseboat insurance? ANGRY FACE!


"Oh, the tapings of American Chopper? Right there..."

EnD.
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:26 AM   #13
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Shelton was shocked to discover that Jericho had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time.


Jericho was shocked to discover that he had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time.


Edge: Wanna play frisbee??


Viscera: So you mean you started this whole Lita story as heel?
Kane: (between bursts of laughter): HA HA.. yeah..HA HA... and Matt was supposed to return and feud with..HA HA...me at Mania
Viscera: And then he got fired?
Kane: HA HA,..yes!
Viscera: But then why are you and Lita making out backstage these days?
Kane: Beause...HA HA.. I'm a face, and she's a face.
Viscera: How are you a face, and why is the crowd booing Lita?
Kane: HA..because she screwed Matt.
Viscera:How did she screw Matt?
Kane: By screwing.. Edge.
(silence for a moment)
Kane AND Viscera: HA HA HA...


Viscera shows Lita the "I want Matt" tattoo on his tongue.


Hunter: Dave, you moron! When I said "take me higher", this isn't what I had in mind...bring me down!
Dave: Sure thing, boss.
Hunter: NOOOOO!
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Old 05-03-2005, 12:24 PM   #14
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The WWE decided to open up a community theater...the first show was Viscera as Lenny in a very interesting version of, OF Mice and Men...after the first show he was promptly replaced by Chris Masters

the wwe quickly scrapped the ideas along with the xfl and wbf.....after two blonde women were injured
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Old 05-03-2005, 12:27 PM   #15
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Jericho : " how the fuck does Orlando Jordan have a belt and I don't?
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Old 05-03-2005, 12:30 PM   #16
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Rosey: "I wonder if Vice knew the bookers made us champions."

Hurricane:" I just can't believe you haven't been fired yet"
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Old 05-03-2005, 01:54 PM   #17
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Rhyno strikes again, this time for the sake of Matt Hardy.
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Old 05-03-2005, 02:06 PM   #18
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The Crowd went nuts when Shelton did a bulldog on Y2J and a Dropkick to Stevie Richards at the same time.



Jericho learns that he's allergic to bad booking.



Richards and Hurricane's tandem Powerbomb-Neckbreaker brought back troubling memories of that Villano guy.



Metrosexual Zebra: Now That's a big pile of S.H.I.T.!



Introducing the newest induction into Wrestlecrap: Edge, Wrestling Hubcap Salesman



Edge: YES! I Knew banging Steph was a good career move! Wait, is that camera on?

Next week, Edge is booked in a Handicap match against Bob Holly and Chris Masters... On Velocity.



Jerry: this script in my hand says make a remark about Puppies...

Victoria: (thinking) this old man has some serious ear-wax.



This was five seconds after the woman declared to Chris that she was faking it...



Kane and Vis laughing about all the women they have stalked...



Lita botches enthusiasm over Vis' spot-on Demolition Smash impression.



Visera: Gotta do the Heimlick, Gotta do the Heimlick.... How do I do the Heimlick???



Next time, on Inappropriate Hand Puppet Theatre...



The sound guy mistaken played Kurt Angle's theme. Then Batista opted to take the fans' chant literally....

(I appologize for hitting the lowest common denominator.)



A helpful poster alerts Triple H to Batista's problem.

Dave: Thanks Hunter, how did you know?



Ric's well-timed fart devastates Dave.



Dave counts the amputee ref's arms, thinking something isn't right...



Triple H, as punishment, has to hear Vogon Poetry.



Hogan: I want YOU.... to feel my man boobs!

Daivari: OK!



Worst. Ankle-lock. Ever.



Batista finds himself in the Invisible Crucifix, and he is none too pleased...



Seconds after realizing he is naked in front of thousands of people, Dave wakes up in his bed.



Jericho: Don't listen to JR, the mat IS covered with BBQ Sauce.

Shelton: Well, if you say so...



Shelton is shocked to see Jericho spirited away in the Rapture.



Jericho: I can't believe he fell for the old "Mat is covered in BBQ Sauce" gag!



Rosey: I can't believe I still have a job!

Shane: Why, God, Why?



Shane: In fifteen seconds, the crane will lift Rosey into O'Haire's old cage... Everything is going as planned!



Edge: Seriously Dude, smell my hand.



Edge's taunting of the fans by holding up Matt's contract is taking things a bit too far.



The devastating effects of watching every Hulk Hogan movie in a row cannot be ignored any longer.



Hogan's new beard failed to get over with the crowd.



When Hogan, Hebner, and Micheals joined forces under the Canadian flag, everyone knew the end of days was upon us.



Hogan was about to punch the ghost of Andre the Giant when two lasers shot him in the back.
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Two Grown men... Fighting over a stick of gum.... What has the world come to?
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Old 05-03-2005, 04:32 PM   #20
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