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Jericho tries to assist Shelton as the sucking power of X Pac strikes again. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/02.jpg Jericho: What do you mean my XM radio show sucks!? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/03.jpg Best. FU. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/04.jpg Ref: Wait, Rosey and... HURRICANE with TITLES!? Oh shit did I mess up... Vince: :mad: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/05.jpg Edge: *BANG* STOP *BANG* LOOKING *BANG* AT *BANG* MY *BANG* EX- *BANG* WIFE!!!! *BANG* Benoit: I'M ONLY LOOKING IN HER GENERAL DIR- *BANG* Edge: DON'T STEAL MY WOMAN! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/06.jpg Edge: After all these years... I've FINALLY beaten Super Mario Brothers! Benoit: Not without CHEATING you didn't! Edge: *BANG* I DON'T CHEAT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/07.jpg I've heard of a hoedown, but this is ridiculous. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/08.jpg And, once again, people, rape is NOT funny by a green hoss. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/09.jpg Big Vis and Kane get down. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/10.jpg Vis: MMMMMM YOU SMELL GOOOOOD! Lita (thinking): Did I use the A1 sauce again instead of my perfume? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/11.jpg Big Vis loved his 'My Size Barbie'. Maybe a little TOO much... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/12.jpg Thing makes his heel turn by assisting in choking out Shawn Michaels. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/13.jpg (Insert blow job joke here.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/14.jpg Batista, after being blinded by the resurfaced 'sex tape' takes a turn for the worst... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/15.jpg ...And goes on a rampage... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/16.jpg ...And beats Triple H for the title out of spite. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/17.jpg Triple H: DAMN YOU DAVE! DAMN YOU AND YOUR NOT-MY-NAME-PLATE TITLE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/18.jpg Hogan: YOOOOOUUUUUU.... Stole the cookies from the cookie jar... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/19.jpg Shawn Michaels can't even reach DAIVARI'S face for Sweet Chin Music. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/20.jpg Batista: I... Am the FONZ!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/21.jpg Batista: AAAAYYYYYYYY! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/22.jpg Shelton: Oh, a penny! *SPLAT* Ow... OH! IT'S A QUARTER! WOO! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/23.jpg Triple H: I call it, 'Flying Jobber'. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/24.jpg Jericho: Ready... Aim... FIRE! Triple H: DAMN! Missed. (Draw your own conclusions.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/25.jpg Seconds later, Rosie's face falls forward, revealing his robotic insides. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/26.jpg I know that the WWE is rehashing gimmicks, but giving The Hurricane and Rosey Diesel's and HBK's gimmick was just ridiculous. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/27.jpg Lillian: And here is your winner of the ugliest Popeye impression during a match contest, Chris Benoit! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/28.jpg Little did anyone know that what was in that briefcase was something so secret, that not even Triple H could see it! Edge: It's a good thing Hunter didn't open this up, because there is one EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF HUNTER AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY IN THERE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/29.jpg Hogan: OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! Hassan: It's okay... Maybe she died when you stuffed all those dollar bills down her throat, maybe she died when you gave her the big boot... I don't know, I'm not a doctor... But what I DO know is that Arabs didn't killer her! Hogan: Oh, I'm convinced, you have my support! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/30.jpg Even God didn't want to see another Hogan match... Satan, on the other hand... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/31.jpg Hogan: Where am I? Earl: You won your match! Hogan: What match? Shawn: OH MY GOD HE'S GOT AMNESIA! Hogan: Oh, that's nice... Who are you? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/32.jpg Lillian: Here is your winner of best overall Popeye impression, Hulk Hogan! |
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Ah yes, Shelton thought to himself...my Jericho pizza will be quite delicious...quite delicious indeed |
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Jericho's reaction to fozzy sales. |
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Is it me, or does she have a thing of dip in her pocket? |
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Shelton: Jericho?!?!? How did you get above the glass ceiling? You better get back down before Trips sees you up there. |
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What? Did Batista decide to fight the whole match with his eyes closed?
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:rofl:
Shoulda turned that into caption gold. |
No Batista pic where it looks like he's getting raped?
Das not cool. A perfect opportunty to apply an adequate comment. |
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Jericho: Hey... I want some gamma rays too. aRG ! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/05.jpg This was a second before Edge won the match, via Kung Lao style fatality. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/08.jpg Masters botches Whose Line improv. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/10.jpg Viscera liked to eat crap sometimes. **rim shot** :shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/17.jpg HHH: OOOOH, I HATE THAT RABBIT! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/18.jpg Hogan: My finger points. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/19.jpg Davairi: Whoo.. ever heard of Odor Eaters, Shawn??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/21.jpg Batista: I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM SHOUTING!!!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/23.jpg Say what you will, but ask Jericho and he will tell you that Wonka makes one mean ass drink. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/25.jpg Rosey: Yes...yes! YES! Now we can end this horrible gimmick! Hurricane: No, we just getting sent to Velocity next month. Rosey: WAZZUPWITDAT! ...I'm not being cute, what the fuck?! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/28.jpg INTRODUCING THE NEW CHARISMATIC EDGE... Edge: Ok, I've got the files! Who wants to fill out houseboat insurance? ANGRY FACE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/32.jpg "Oh, the tapings of American Chopper? Right there..." EnD. |
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Shelton was shocked to discover that Jericho had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/02.jpg Jericho was shocked to discover that he had been carrying the glass ceiling on his head all the time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/05.jpg Edge: Wanna play frisbee?? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/09.jpg Viscera: So you mean you started this whole Lita story as heel? Kane: (between bursts of laughter): HA HA.. yeah..HA HA... and Matt was supposed to return and feud with..HA HA...me at Mania Viscera: And then he got fired? Kane: HA HA,..yes! Viscera: But then why are you and Lita making out backstage these days? Kane: Beause...HA HA.. I'm a face, and she's a face. Viscera: How are you a face, and why is the crowd booing Lita? Kane: HA..because she screwed Matt. Viscera:How did she screw Matt? Kane: By screwing.. Edge. (silence for a moment) Kane AND Viscera: HA HA HA... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/10.jpg Viscera shows Lita the "I want Matt" tattoo on his tongue. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/13.jpg Hunter: Dave, you moron! When I said "take me higher", this isn't what I had in mind...bring me down! Dave: Sure thing, boss. Hunter: NOOOOO! |
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The WWE decided to open up a community theater...the first show was Viscera as Lenny in a very interesting version of, OF Mice and Men...after the first show he was promptly replaced by Chris Masters http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/08.jpg the wwe quickly scrapped the ideas along with the xfl and wbf.....after two blonde women were injured |
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Jericho : " how the fuck does Orlando Jordan have a belt and I don't? |
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Rosey: "I wonder if Vice knew the bookers made us champions." Hurricane:" I just can't believe you haven't been fired yet" |
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Rhyno strikes again, this time for the sake of Matt Hardy. |
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The Crowd went nuts when Shelton did a bulldog on Y2J and a Dropkick to Stevie Richards at the same time. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/02.jpg Jericho learns that he's allergic to bad booking. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/03.jpg Richards and Hurricane's tandem Powerbomb-Neckbreaker brought back troubling memories of that Villano guy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/04.jpg Metrosexual Zebra: Now That's a big pile of S.H.I.T.! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/05.jpg Introducing the newest induction into Wrestlecrap: Edge, Wrestling Hubcap Salesman http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/06.jpg Edge: YES! I Knew banging Steph was a good career move! Wait, is that camera on? Next week, Edge is booked in a Handicap match against Bob Holly and Chris Masters... On Velocity. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/07.jpg Jerry: this script in my hand says make a remark about Puppies... Victoria: (thinking) this old man has some serious ear-wax. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/08.jpg This was five seconds after the woman declared to Chris that she was faking it... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/09.jpg Kane and Vis laughing about all the women they have stalked... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/10.jpg Lita botches enthusiasm over Vis' spot-on Demolition Smash impression. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/11.jpg Visera: Gotta do the Heimlick, Gotta do the Heimlick.... How do I do the Heimlick??? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/12.jpg Next time, on Inappropriate Hand Puppet Theatre... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/13.jpg The sound guy mistaken played Kurt Angle's theme. Then Batista opted to take the fans' chant literally.... (I appologize for hitting the lowest common denominator.) http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/14.jpg A helpful poster alerts Triple H to Batista's problem. Dave: Thanks Hunter, how did you know? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/15.jpg Ric's well-timed fart devastates Dave. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/16.jpg Dave counts the amputee ref's arms, thinking something isn't right... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/17.jpg Triple H, as punishment, has to hear Vogon Poetry. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/18.jpg Hogan: I want YOU.... to feel my man boobs! Daivari: OK! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/19.jpg Worst. Ankle-lock. Ever. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/20.jpg Batista finds himself in the Invisible Crucifix, and he is none too pleased... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/21.jpg Seconds after realizing he is naked in front of thousands of people, Dave wakes up in his bed. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/22.jpg Jericho: Don't listen to JR, the mat IS covered with BBQ Sauce. Shelton: Well, if you say so... http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/23.jpg Shelton is shocked to see Jericho spirited away in the Rapture. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/24.jpg Jericho: I can't believe he fell for the old "Mat is covered in BBQ Sauce" gag! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/25.jpg Rosey: I can't believe I still have a job! Shane: Why, God, Why? http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/26.jpg Shane: In fifteen seconds, the crane will lift Rosey into O'Haire's old cage... Everything is going as planned! http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/27.jpg Edge: Seriously Dude, smell my hand. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/28.jpg Edge's taunting of the fans by holding up Matt's contract is taking things a bit too far. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/29.jpg The devastating effects of watching every Hulk Hogan movie in a row cannot be ignored any longer. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/30.jpg Hogan's new beard failed to get over with the crowd. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/31.jpg When Hogan, Hebner, and Micheals joined forces under the Canadian flag, everyone knew the end of days was upon us. http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/backlas.../images/32.jpg Hogan was about to punch the ghost of Andre the Giant when two lasers shot him in the back. |
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Two Grown men... Fighting over a stick of gum.... What has the world come to? |
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Look at that ass... |
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