Greatest Videogame Quotes.

[Drakul]

Post your fav funny/intresting/moving videogame quotes or just random ones that come to mind.

I just finished re-installing B&W and I liked the "Oh my god! You killed Kenneth" thing.

Yeah I'm going to post the better ones later.I just thought I'd start the topic up.

Oh but I thought the Lazlow and Reed Tucker thing on Chatterbox in GTAIII was hilarious the first few times.I'm not gonna type it up but heres one of the funniest bits from it.Although almost anything GTA DJs say is funny.
http://rapidshare.de/files/1566829/lazlow.mp3.html

[Jonster]

"Do you like my sunglasses Snake?"

[Dave Youell]

Conel, they got Meyrl!

Dam...

[Dave Youell]

Jill, take this lock pick, seeing as your the master of unlocking

[Dave Youell]

itsa me Mario!

[Shaggy]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

[Jonster]

Jill, take this lock pick, seeing as your the master of unlocking

:D

That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me?

[SuperSlim]

for some reason whenever I played Attitude HHH's quote always made me laugh.

"I'm gonna make you my bitch."

then on Warzone, the created guy

"I'm gonna get mideval on your buttocks"

[Xero]

"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle." :foc:

[Jonster]

Welcome to the twilight zone.

[TheNamelessOne]

"The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That's why I needed strength. I learned of powers that would daunt even him... over ten years ago. Such a long time... Now my forces are ready to strike!"

Kuja from Final Fantasy 9. God I love that game. And Kuja is a kick ass villain.

[Disturbed316]

Anything Dante says in Devil May Cry 1.

[Shaggy]

The whole end speech at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2....

its great because its the most crappiest nonsense youve ever heard and you just want to fall asleep while listening to it

[Team Sheep]

Waaario!

[Gouda]

Link: "..."

[Jonster]

Not really a quote, but has <s>good</s> memories nonetheless:

Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Daytona!

[RemyRed]

"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."

[Jonster]

Hadoken.

[Tornado]

Dear Mario
Please come to the castle.
I have baked a cake for you.
Peach.



WHERE THE HELL WAS THE DAMN CAKE YOU LYING WHORE

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Even though Brew production is down, Mudokon workers are escaping left and right and THE TOILETS ARE BACKIN' UP ALL OVER THE PLACE, Management reports that everything's gonna be fine!

Uh huh... I'm outta here!

[Team Sheep]

Dear Mario
Please come to the castle.
I have baked a cake for you.
Peach.



WHERE THE HELL WAS THE DAMN CAKE YOU LYING WHORE
:rofl:

[Jonster]

Dear Mario
Please come to the castle.
I have baked a cake for you.
Peach.



WHERE THE HELL WAS THE DAMN CAKE YOU LYING WHORE

The Great Super Mario 64 Conspiracy.

[Shaggy]

Cant think of the exact sentence but its MGS2 talking about a certain group called....

The La-lay-Lu-lay-Lo

[Darkone]

Tidus: Whats your story Auron?

Auron: My story? My story is that I tried to make a difference and I failed. That is my story.

[MVP]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum."

[Jaded-Dragon]

"Spawn more Overlords"

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Saddler: Why don't I introduce you to my right hand?

Leon Kennedy: You're (yeah, I know.) right hand comes off?

[Kapoutman]

http://hjem.get2net.dk/freegames/sagotrans/smb13.jpg

[Ruien]

"Lali Ho!"

From Final Fantasy 4 and 5. More from 5, but was in 4.

[RoXer]

"If only I had some type of rope.


I know! I'll use that rope I have!"

[What Would Kevin Do?]

"DIE PIG!"

Also, best exchange

Star Dragon Sword: He swings me to hard.
Viktor: What?!?! If I don't thump the enemies hard enough, they won't go down!
Star Dragon Sword: You don't THUMP things with a legendary sword.

Both are from Suikoden 2

[M. Banana]

"Where are you going?"

"I'm gonna finish this fight.."

But we never fucking finished it... agghhh

[Xero]

I can't remember the quote, but in Mario 3, if you had a certian power (I think the Tanooki suit) when you met the King, he comments on it and asks if he can wear it or something to that effect.

I don't know, it always cracked me up...

[Mike the Metal Ed]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum."

Isn't that from They Live? :$

[Splaya]

Finish him


Fatality, Bability, you get the point

[Bad Company]

Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!

Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there."

Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes.
Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that?

[Penner]

Indiana Jones (And The Fate Of Atlantis): It's a pile of rubble.

Sam: I can't use these things together.

[loopydate]

http://www.zanyvgquotes.com

Has a ton of 'em.

[Hired Hitman]

Crazy Ivan: Here, Hold this!

Crazy Ivan is a crazy Dynnomite placing unit in Red Alert 2

[slextremely]

Final Fantasy 7
"Because you are a puppet..."

[Esoteric]

what is that game river city ransom
*guy gets punched*
" oh barf " *money pops out*

[Drakul]

what is that game river city ransom
*guy gets punched*
" oh barf " *money pops out*
http://www.mega64.com/rcr.mpg


I love the mgs3 radio convo at the start of Snake Vs The apes (u need 2 catch the ape excape chimps)

its too long to do it all but its funny.Snake even moans that he cant be assed taking on metal gear again but if he has to sae a "hot damsel" he'll do it.Then he asks why Sam and Gabe can't do it.Obviously talking about Sam Fisher and Gabe Logan.yeah if you see it you'll understand what I mean :y:

[The Fugitive]

The first one that comes to mind is from Metal Gear Solid 2, 'Listen, kid. I don't have the time to wet-nurse you or provide you with a shoulder to cry on!' and 'You got a problem with your conscience, you take care of it! Don't bother me!'

[Shaggy]

Solid Snake- "Nice Butt" in MGS

and also the whole Cut off your balls thing in Final Fantasy 7

[Xero]

"Oh, soft!"

From FF9 and I believe 7.

Also, haha, that site had the Mario 3 quote. :D

http://zanyvgquotes.com/supermariobros3/mario-hammer.png

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

'Hi I'm Guybrush Threepwood.....mighty pirate'

[Y2Ant]

"Spawn more Overlords"
http://www.btinternet.com/~livinglegend7/images/minerals.jpg

[Bad Company]

Duke Nukem
"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

Duke Nukem
"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"

Warcraft: What do you want?... Why do you keep touching me?

[Y2Ant]

'Hi I'm Guybrush Threepwood.....mighty pirate'
:love: way too many Monkey Island quotes to come up with, the best one is probably:

http://www.btinternet.com/~livinglegend7/screenshots/dingo.jpg

:heart:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

"Where are you going?"

"I'm gonna finish this fight.."

But we never fucking finished it... agghhh

Oh, I know that feeling. :foc:

Bungie better not give us a shitty ending on Halo 3.

[Disturbed316]

:love: way too many Monkey Island quotes to come up with, the best one is probably:

http://www.btinternet.com/~livinglegend7/screenshots/dingo.jpg

:heart:

:love: :heart: :love:

They need to make another one.

[Y2Ant]

They are doing, in like a year or two I think :o

[Disturbed316]

josvbhwubhwiphgwoh :love:

I'm so happy now :D

[Y2Ant]

http://www.worldofmi.com/thegames/monkey5/index.php

[slextremely]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
:cool: From the NES game BAD DUDES!

[Smitty]

"I'll be examining this"

[Smitty]

"Snake...we're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the
only thing...the only thing I was good at. But atleast...I always fought for
what I believed in. Snake...farewell..."

[Eunos]

Ancient words of wisdom. You suck - Gen from SFA2

[DaveBrawl]

Nascar Racing 2003 Season:

"Hey if you can win maybe the sox can win the series"

[Jonster]

"Huh!? What was that noise?"
Moments later
"Oh, must me nothing."
Moments later:
"Huh!? What was that noise?"
etc.

[Shaggy]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
:cool: From the NES game BAD DUDES!

First time I played that game and read that I laughed harder than ever before.....definently a great line

[Anybody Thrilla]

In a game called Discworld for the Playstation, the main character is a wizard named Rincewind (voiced by Terry Prachett of Monty Python fame, FYI), and he says this in conversation with a guard who was claiming to be "The World's Tallest Midget"...

"I'll bet to you, 'irony' means 'sort of like iron', doesn't it?"

[Jonster]

In a game called Discworld for the Playstation, the main character is a wizard named Rincewind (voiced by Terry Prachett of Monty Python fame, FYI), and he says this in conversation with a guard who was claiming to be "The World's Tallest Midget"...

"I'll bet to you, 'irony' means 'sort of like iron', doesn't it?"

Do you mean Eric Idle?
Terry Prachett writes the Discworld books.

[TheNamelessOne]

Yeah, it was definately Eric Idle in Discworld.

Bloody great the Discworld games. I fucking love the whole point and click genre. Even though its pratically dead commerically, im glad theres still a fan base for this genre that are making freeware games for the internet.

[PorkSoda]

From Duke Nukem for Playstation

Girl Moans on the phone)
Duke: Oooh Laura, is that you?

From Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory.

"PATH CLEARED! I'MA SOLDAT! IM ON DEFENSE IM ON OFFENSE HOLD YOUR FIRE NEED A MEDIC! COMMAND DECLINED! IM CONSTRUCTING! NEIN! IM CONSTRUCTING!"

The quick chats are gold. I love having conversations with other players with them.

[Drakul]

not really quotes from the games but I found these out takes pretty amusing:
http://www.lionhead.com/bw/outtakes.html

[McLegend]

Does the Pope Shit in the woods?

[loopydate]

Pi pi pi
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