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"Steven, your fossa!"
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Greatest Videogame Quotes.
Post your fav funny/intresting/moving videogame quotes or just random ones that come to mind.
I just finished re-installing B&W and I liked the "Oh my god! You killed Kenneth" thing. Yeah I'm going to post the better ones later.I just thought I'd start the topic up. Oh but I thought the Lazlow and Reed Tucker thing on Chatterbox in GTAIII was hilarious the first few times.I'm not gonna type it up but heres one of the funniest bits from it.Although almost anything GTA DJs say is funny. http://rapidshare.de/files/1566829/lazlow.mp3.html |
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#2 |
Has an evil monkey...
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"Do you like my sunglasses Snake?"
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Conel, they got Meyrl!
Dam... |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Jill, take this lock pick, seeing as your the master of unlocking
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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itsa me Mario!
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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Has an evil monkey...
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Quote:
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*Oh Sh*t*
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for some reason whenever I played Attitude HHH's quote always made me laugh.
"I'm gonna make you my bitch." then on Warzone, the created guy "I'm gonna get mideval on your buttocks" |
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#9 |
He's Here
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"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle." :foc:
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Has an evil monkey...
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Welcome to the twilight zone.
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I Like Trucking
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"The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That's why I needed strength. I learned of powers that would daunt even him... over ten years ago. Such a long time... Now my forces are ready to strike!"
Kuja from Final Fantasy 9. God I love that game. And Kuja is a kick ass villain. |
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Anything Dante says in Devil May Cry 1.
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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The whole end speech at the end of Metal Gear Solid 2....
its great because its the most crappiest nonsense youve ever heard and you just want to fall asleep while listening to it |
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Tîm Defaid
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Waaario!
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#15 |
It's Hammer Time
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Link: "..."
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Has an evil monkey...
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Not really a quote, but has
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Daytona! |
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#17 |
My Opinion Matters
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"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance."
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Has an evil monkey...
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Hadoken.
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Tedious Inevitability
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Dear Mario
Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Peach. WHERE THE HELL WAS THE DAMN CAKE YOU LYING WHORE |
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VALENTÍA
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Even though Brew production is down, Mudokon workers are escaping left and right and THE TOILETS ARE BACKIN' UP ALL OVER THE PLACE, Management reports that everything's gonna be fine!
Uh huh... I'm outta here! |
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Tîm Defaid
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Has an evil monkey...
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#23 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Cant think of the exact sentence but its MGS2 talking about a certain group called....
The La-lay-Lu-lay-Lo |
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Tidus: Whats your story Auron?
Auron: My story? My story is that I tried to make a difference and I failed. That is my story. |
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Mas Vagina Porfavor
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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum."
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That Guy
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"Spawn more Overlords"
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All That Jazz
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Saddler: Why don't I introduce you to my right hand?
Leon Kennedy: You're (yeah, I know.) right hand comes off? |
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Hockey Superstar
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MVP Mark
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"Lali Ho!"
From Final Fantasy 4 and 5. More from 5, but was in 4. |
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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"If only I had some type of rope.
I know! I'll use that rope I have!" |
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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"DIE PIG!"
Also, best exchange Star Dragon Sword: He swings me to hard. Viktor: What?!?! If I don't thump the enemies hard enough, they won't go down! Star Dragon Sword: You don't THUMP things with a legendary sword. Both are from Suikoden 2 |
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#32 |
Guest
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"Where are you going?"
"I'm gonna finish this fight.." But we never fucking finished it... agghhh |
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#33 |
He's Here
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I can't remember the quote, but in Mario 3, if you had a certian power (I think the Tanooki suit) when you met the King, he comments on it and asks if he can wear it or something to that effect.
I don't know, it always cracked me up... |
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VALENTÍA
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1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Finish him
Fatality, Bability, you get the point |
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#36 |
Mad
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Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom! Sam: "Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?" Max:"Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there." Sam: I hope you know that watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes. Dug, the Moleman: Why do all you poorly-focused, squishy blobs say that? |
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Crash Bang
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Indiana Jones (And The Fate Of Atlantis): It's a pile of rubble.
Sam: I can't use these things together. |
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#38 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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#39 |
The Next Great One н²
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Crazy Ivan: Here, Hold this!
Crazy Ivan is a crazy Dynnomite placing unit in Red Alert 2 |
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#40 |
oooooh yeaaaa
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Final Fantasy 7
"Because you are a puppet..." |
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