SmackDown! Captions Thread (Cinco de Mayo '05! 05/05/05 no matter how you write it!!)

[TerranRich]

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My submission is below... ;)

[TerranRich]

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Ack! Heart...stopped! *punch* Ah, there we go. Damn Cinco de Mayo tequila...

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Eddie: You smell nice...
Rey: You have pretty eyes...

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Matt: I say it's more Bubba Ray than Goldust AND I AM R-R-R-R----RRRR-RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!
Jobber: Okay, okay, dude...

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Melina: Okay...now...left foot first...then...erm...
Scotty: I guess Lita "taught you the ropes", huh?
BA-DUM-CHING!!

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After 15 minutes of Cena making fart noises into the mic, JBL was starting to get a little concerned...

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Kurt Angle re-enacts that scene from Austin Powers.
Angle: Why won't this mask come off!

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The "I Got Your Nose" joke goes way too far when Angle refuses to give it back. Charles Robinson's wig nearly flies off in the process.

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X-Pac's sucking power goes into overdrive as Joey Mercury is lost. :(

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Rey: Hey, ese, I'm not THAT short, am I? I'm right here! Eddie! Eddie!!!

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Booker T's electrifying personality goes right through new WWE star, Buckwheat.

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Sharmell: And we just dab some foundation here...you look fabulous!
Booker: You did not...just say that...TELL ME...

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JBL: Oh my God...you're right! I CAN'T see you!!

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Eddie: WHAT! That's only a MASK???

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The WWE FINALLY improves Rey's overall image.

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Looks like Rey hit the glass ceiling a BIT too hard with his high-flying moves this time.

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EMT: I'm sorry, Rey. We won't be able to save the mask.
Rey: No! Masky!!!

[M. Banana]

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Orlando: Yous electrifahing mutha fuckaaa!!!

[Gone Mad]

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Eddie: I still don't see the vase.
Rey: ............

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JBL: Good God... you look like Popeye!

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Angle: WHY... WON'T.. YOU... RANDOM... PAC-MAN ?

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And David Arquette as Peter Pan.

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Jordan: (singing) Cats and the craddle and the silver spoon. Little boy singing the man on the moon. When you coming home, Daddy, please be soon...
Booker: Nooo....

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JBL: (thinking) Cena may be right. Maybe I SHOULD turn my love for jazz into tap.

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Rey: Stairway... DENIED!!! **KICKS!**

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Eddie: For the last time, I am not Zordon!

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PWNED!!!!

[M. Banana]

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Matt: The anit-american gimmick worked on RAW...
Jobber: Jesus H Christ....

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Rey: And this, is how you sit without a chair..
Chavo: Ahhh! The flexibility!! IT BURNS!!

[The Highlander]

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Kurt: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES!

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Ray was ready. If using the force to throw him doesn't work, he has his lightsaber ready.

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Cena: This ain't no 15 minutes! I'm gonna be a legend! Word to your mother!

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Rey needs to control his temper. It's not Chavo's fault he's so short he needs a ladder to get into the ring.

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Booker: Did ya get 'im?
Sharmell: Yep, squished.
Kurt: *shiverring* I hate spiders. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!

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The management was severely pissed. Eddie should never stop in mid promo to watch an Episode III Trailor.

[Dave Youell]

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Angle: And if we take of this mask you'll see this Jobber who's been haunting this town is........................old man winters!!!!
Jobber: and I would of gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for you medling kids!

[Xero]

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Eddie: *Thump Thump* PEEP 4 LIFE!

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Eddie: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with masks...
Rey: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with lawns...
Eddie: See you, LATER!
Rey: You TOO!

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Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
Jobber: What sideburns?
Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!!

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Mercury: *Sigh* This move is so old...

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Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!.

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Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?!
JBL: Ye... Yeah...
Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!!

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Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant.

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Fit: NO! STOP!
Brian: NO!
Charles: NOOOOO!
Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT!
Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus-
Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! *Commences humping*

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Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly.
Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday...

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Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you!

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Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! *Wink upward*
Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job...

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Rey: Come on, man...
Eddie: ...
Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it!
Eddie: ...
Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD!

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Orlando: There there, Booker...
Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA!

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The chop to the head from Hell.

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*SLAP*
Sharmel: Uh oh...
Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off...
Sharmel: :shifty:
Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!!

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JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry...
Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again.
JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... *Throws up*

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Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- *KICK* Oops, sorry Chavo...

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Rey loved his swing set.

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Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!!

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Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh?

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Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio!

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Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown?
Woman: He's delusional...
Rey: Weeeeeee!

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Cena: Talk about beady little eyes...
JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition!

[TerranRich]

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Darth Rey-der has his revenge on Joey Skywalker...

[Jonster]

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Whoever isn't Scotty: Nooo! I don't wanna!
Scotty: You will eat your greens, even if I have to make you!

Poor I know.

[BatistaBomb]

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For Reasons Unknown To Anyone The National Anthem Was Played At The End Of The Show And Eddie Stops Beating Rey To Honor Our Country

[TerranRich]

Okay, I have ALWAYS wanted to ask this question: How can you stand typing each and every single word with its first letter capitalized? I see ENTIRE POSTS done this way. Isn't it a hassle to Type Your Post With Every Single World Capitalized? I'm Not Saying You're Doing It, I'm Just Curious. Maybe You Might Have Some Insight On This Issue.

:p

[Vastardikai]

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Eddie pays tribute to his Crucified Savior...

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Eddie & Rey: Pixie Twins Powers ACTIVATE!

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Eddie: Form of Stutterring Hoss

Rey: Form of me without a mask

Eddie: :wtf:

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Scotty turns heel by brutally assaulting Kevin Smith, who just lost weight.

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Scotty and his friend the ref just got caught smoking pot...

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Cena: Grab my manboob now, damn it...

JBL: Uh... ok...

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Another Wrestlecrap induction: Kurt Angle, wrestling Pimple Popper.

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Fit was caught off guard when Angle unleashed a punch to his midsection.

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Rey: NO POT SMOKING, CHAVO!

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Rey: YOU CAN'T HIDE IT BEHIND A CHAIR.

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Why you shouldn't use mis-matched sticks for air-drums.

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Eddie is having a hard time keeping off drugs knowing that Edge is stealing his gimmick.

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Booker: STOP EATING MY DREADLOCKS, SUCKA!

Orlando: But... they're so tasty...

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Booker T's extreme "Heal the Body" is not a good finisher.

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Sharmella: He's trying to eat my hand!

Booker: Come on, you know the fans were serious when they said "You Suck".

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Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back?

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Rey has mastered the devastating Well-timed fart.

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MNM botch the ladderjoke.

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Eddie, in a sadistic rage, bit a hole in Rey's head.

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In-Ring Cannibalism is too much for even Tazz.

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JR: BAH GAWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF! HIS HEAD ISN'T MADE OF MARSHMALLOW!

Eddie: Marshmallow? MMMMM....

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Rey: Don't let him eat me!

Eddie: BRAINS! BRAINS!

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Eddie drags off his dinner for a meal later.

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Medic's cover his face, Cannibalism isn't worthy of television...

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Cena: You know, you kind of look like a skinny JR in a white hat...

JBL: We're gonna take a shower tonight, young man...

Cena: Uh oh...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

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Darth Rey-der has his revenge on Joey Skywalker...


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