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Old 05-05-2005, 10:40 PM   #1
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Ack! Heart...stopped! *punch* Ah, there we go. Damn Cinco de Mayo tequila...


Eddie: You smell nice...
Rey: You have pretty eyes...


Matt: I say it's more Bubba Ray than Goldust AND I AM R-R-R-R----RRRR-RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!
Jobber: Okay, okay, dude...


Melina: Okay...now...left foot first...then...erm...
Scotty: I guess Lita "taught you the ropes", huh?
BA-DUM-CHING!!


After 15 minutes of Cena making fart noises into the mic, JBL was starting to get a little concerned...


Kurt Angle re-enacts that scene from Austin Powers.
Angle: Why won't this mask come off!


The "I Got Your Nose" joke goes way too far when Angle refuses to give it back. Charles Robinson's wig nearly flies off in the process.


X-Pac's sucking power goes into overdrive as Joey Mercury is lost.


Rey: Hey, ese, I'm not THAT short, am I? I'm right here! Eddie! Eddie!!!


Booker T's electrifying personality goes right through new WWE star, Buckwheat.


Sharmell: And we just dab some foundation here...you look fabulous!
Booker: You did not...just say that...TELL ME...


JBL: Oh my God...you're right! I CAN'T see you!!


Eddie: WHAT! That's only a MASK???


The WWE FINALLY improves Rey's overall image.


Looks like Rey hit the glass ceiling a BIT too hard with his high-flying moves this time.


EMT: I'm sorry, Rey. We won't be able to save the mask.
Rey: No! Masky!!!
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:55 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:18 PM   #4
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Eddie: I still don't see the vase.
Rey: ............


JBL: Good God... you look like Popeye!


Angle: WHY... WON'T.. YOU... RANDOM... PAC-MAN ?


And David Arquette as Peter Pan.


Jordan: (singing) Cats and the craddle and the silver spoon. Little boy singing the man on the moon. When you coming home, Daddy, please be soon...
Booker: Nooo....


JBL: (thinking) Cena may be right. Maybe I SHOULD turn my love for jazz into tap.


Rey: Stairway... DENIED!!! **KICKS!**


Eddie: For the last time, I am not Zordon!


PWNED!!!!
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Old 05-05-2005, 11:43 PM   #5
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Matt: The anit-american gimmick worked on RAW...
Jobber: Jesus H Christ....


Rey: And this, is how you sit without a chair..
Chavo: Ahhh! The flexibility!! IT BURNS!!
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Old 05-06-2005, 02:58 AM   #6
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Kurt: GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES!


Ray was ready. If using the force to throw him doesn't work, he has his lightsaber ready.


Cena: This ain't no 15 minutes! I'm gonna be a legend! Word to your mother!


Rey needs to control his temper. It's not Chavo's fault he's so short he needs a ladder to get into the ring.


Booker: Did ya get 'im?
Sharmell: Yep, squished.
Kurt: *shiverring* I hate spiders. I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!


The management was severely pissed. Eddie should never stop in mid promo to watch an Episode III Trailor.
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Old 05-06-2005, 06:28 AM   #7
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Angle: And if we take of this mask you'll see this Jobber who's been haunting this town is........................old man winters!!!!
Jobber: and I would of gotten away with it to, if it wasn't for you medling kids!
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:31 AM   #8
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Eddie: *Thump Thump* PEEP 4 LIFE!


Eddie: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with masks...
Rey: *Heavy breathing* I like what you do with lawns...
Eddie: See you, LATER!
Rey: You TOO!


Morgan: T... T.... T... TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!
Jobber: What sideburns?
Morgan: I... I... I... I... I SAID TRIM THEM!!!!


Mercury: *Sigh* This move is so old...


Scotty Too Hotty, oldest 'young person' on SmackDown!.


Cena: YOU WANT OCEAN NOISES!?!?!?!
JBL: Ye... Yeah...
Cena: Shhhhhhh... Shhhhhh... Shhhh... Hooooonk... Hoooonk.... CAW CAW CAW!!!


Kurt Angle is Kane's number one dentist's assistant.


Fit: NO! STOP!
Brian: NO!
Charles: NOOOOO!
Kurt: STOP RIGHT THERE! ONE MORE MOVE AND I WILL HUMP HER LEG! I SWEAR IT!
Fit: Okay, okay, no one wants to get hurt... Let me jus-
Kurt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME ANY CLOSER! *Commences humping*


Chavo ripped a hole in the space time continuum... Right in Rey's belly.
Chavo: Woah, that's something you don't see everyday...


Break Dancing Rey, coming to a theater near you!


Rey: It's MAAAAGIC! *Wink upward*
Rene (holding strings in the rafters): God I need a new job...


Rey: Come on, man...
Eddie: ...
Rey: Come on, I didn't mean it!
Eddie: ...
Rey: OKAY, FINE, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ICE CREAM CONE! GOD!


Orlando: There there, Booker...
Booker: WAAAA! I WANT MY BLANKET! WAAAAA!


The chop to the head from Hell.


*SLAP*
Sharmel: Uh oh...
Booker: TELL ME... You didn't just slap his mouth off...
Sharmel:
Booker: .... RUN SUCKA!!!


JBL: I... I didn't realize it... I'm sorry...
Cena: Now you understand why I can never sit down in a rocking chair again.
JBL: Yes, yes I do... Oh my GOD... *Throws up*


Rey: I am the chair MASTA! I'M THE MAST- *KICK* Oops, sorry Chavo...


Rey loved his swing set.




Eddie: Oh my God... Oh my God... I didn't know your head was an egg! I'm sorry! Oh my God!!!


Eddie: I said NEVER steal the cookies from the cookie jar! Capeesh?


Eddie: I won my very own Rey Mysterio!


Rey: Emmett... Are you Emmett Brown?
Woman: He's delusional...
Rey: Weeeeeee!


Cena: Talk about beady little eyes...
JBL: SHUT UP! It's an eye condition!
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:56 AM   #9
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Darth Rey-der has his revenge on Joey Skywalker...
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Whoever isn't Scotty: Nooo! I don't wanna!
Scotty: You will eat your greens, even if I have to make you!

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For Reasons Unknown To Anyone The National Anthem Was Played At The End Of The Show And Eddie Stops Beating Rey To Honor Our Country
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:23 AM   #12
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Okay, I have ALWAYS wanted to ask this question: How can you stand typing each and every single word with its first letter capitalized? I see ENTIRE POSTS done this way. Isn't it a hassle to Type Your Post With Every Single World Capitalized? I'm Not Saying You're Doing It, I'm Just Curious. Maybe You Might Have Some Insight On This Issue.
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Old 05-06-2005, 11:56 AM   #13
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Eddie pays tribute to his Crucified Savior...



Eddie & Rey: Pixie Twins Powers ACTIVATE!



Eddie: Form of Stutterring Hoss

Rey: Form of me without a mask

Eddie:



Scotty turns heel by brutally assaulting Kevin Smith, who just lost weight.



Scotty and his friend the ref just got caught smoking pot...



Cena: Grab my manboob now, damn it...

JBL: Uh... ok...



Another Wrestlecrap induction: Kurt Angle, wrestling Pimple Popper.



Fit was caught off guard when Angle unleashed a punch to his midsection.



Rey: NO POT SMOKING, CHAVO!



Rey: YOU CAN'T HIDE IT BEHIND A CHAIR.



Why you shouldn't use mis-matched sticks for air-drums.



Eddie is having a hard time keeping off drugs knowing that Edge is stealing his gimmick.



Booker: STOP EATING MY DREADLOCKS, SUCKA!

Orlando: But... they're so tasty...



Booker T's extreme "Heal the Body" is not a good finisher.



Sharmella: He's trying to eat my hand!

Booker: Come on, you know the fans were serious when they said "You Suck".



Where will you be when your diahrrea comes back?



Rey has mastered the devastating Well-timed fart.



MNM botch the ladderjoke.



Eddie, in a sadistic rage, bit a hole in Rey's head.



In-Ring Cannibalism is too much for even Tazz.



JR: BAH GAWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF! HIS HEAD ISN'T MADE OF MARSHMALLOW!

Eddie: Marshmallow? MMMMM....



Rey: Don't let him eat me!

Eddie: BRAINS! BRAINS!



Eddie drags off his dinner for a meal later.



Medic's cover his face, Cannibalism isn't worthy of television...



Cena: You know, you kind of look like a skinny JR in a white hat...

JBL: We're gonna take a shower tonight, young man...

Cena: Uh oh...
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