Raw thread 5/16/05 "Will Lita turn on Kane?"

[SuperSlim]

whoa. that was unexpected

[Azriel]

This is awesome :lol:

[darkpower]

Vis is the official SUGAR DADDY!!! :D

[Gone Mad]

LOL @ Cotton Candy and the girl!

BTW, I will be in NCW soon with my Vis character.

[Azriel]

Mark Henry wishes he was this good. At least Vis is targeting good looking women

[darkpower]

Why do I feel a HLA-type angle happening here? Something bad is going to happen that will piss us off before this is over.

[The One]

Lillian wants that Vis...you can her lust in her eyes...

ROFL! "You want some of this cotton candy?" :lol:

[The Answer]

LOL this is great

[SuperSlim]

we goin back for this one

[ilt_undertaker]

GO VIS!

[Azriel]

:lol: Vis singing Barry

[darkpower]

Is Vis Marvin Gayle now?

[Gouda]

LOL!!!

[Gone Mad]

VIS.

IS.

COMEDY.

GOLD.

[owenbrown]

OMG HE IS SINGING!!! LMFAO :rofl:

[Azriel]

dark, that was Barry White

[6to1]

he sings better then cena.

[The Answer]

Is Vis Marvin Gayle now?

That was Barry White lol

[The One]

Vis is my musical icon!

[SuperSlim]

LIllian looks hot

[Blue Demon]

lol...that was funny

[Azriel]

Vis is the man

[Azriel]

Bad idea Kane! Bad idea!

[darkpower]

HAHAHA!!

Lillian, watch yourself. Don't want you to be injured too much to not go into that room.

Oh, and King, don't worry. If she doesn't remember it, she can ask Lita. She knows that one all too well.

[SuperSlim]

Kane has boobs

[The One]

Why did we ave to go from Vis giving us Gold to Lita giving us brown.

[Blue Demon]

I'm actually starting to like Vis...QUICK SOMEONE SEND AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST

[SuperSlim]

ewww when Lita kisses a guy it looks sick

[Innovator]

I'm not looking at the TV and the Kane/Lita segment sounded like a porno

[Gouda]

Eugene needs to come back and hang around Viscera. Then we can see him become "corrupted".

[darkpower]

That was Barry White lol
Barry White, Marvin Gayle...they're all the same to me. :shifty:
:cool:

[Blue Demon]

ok...especially after that make out session

[The Answer]

I'm actually starting to like Vis...QUICK SOMEONE SEND AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST

Welcome to the dark side

[PullMyFinger]

LMAO @ at Barry White singing

[The Lone Drinker]

The new Viscera gimmick was kinda funny at first, but now it's getting kinda boring and kinda stupid. I would have match rather seen more of the ECW match then that repetitive crap.

[SuperSlim]

what the blue hell did you just try to say?

[Savio]

That was Barry White lolIt was Isaac Hayes!

[darkpower]

The new Viscera gimmick was kinda funny at first, but now it's getting kinda boring and kinda stupid. I would have match rather seen more of the ECW match then that repetitive crap.
Are you trying to steal my heel heat, man? You dare to steal it from me, the heel heat MASTER!! OFF WITH YA!!! :foc: :naughty: :cool:

[Loose Cannon]

god, Raw was on such a roll too.

[Gone Mad]

King Mabel singing >>>>> Cena singing.

Isaac Yankem v. Conquistador # 2, for number one contender, NEXT!!!

[darkpower]

Nice to ignore everything that JR just said about Shawn Michaels, King. ><

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL VISCERA

[Innovator]

Unabomber vs. Sexton Hardcastle

[Kane Knight]

What's with the whole Lillian/Vis thing? What about like Stacy?
He likes LAtina heat.

[Azriel]

Hopefully, the match will be good

[The Answer]

It was Isaac Hayes!

You talkin about Shaft, ya I can dig it lol

[Kane Knight]

god, Raw was on such a roll too.
My money says that the ratings dip right there and Thriller uses it as proof that HHH draws.

[SuperSlim]

Lillian > Stacy

[The Lone Drinker]

what the blue hell did you just try to say?

I will say it in a language you might understand.

ECW match- Should have been longer. Really get the crowd pumped up before ending it. Get a little blood in there and a few high bumps.

Viscera skit - Should have never happened.

....Kane should have "killed" Viscera at Backlash then they should have sent him back to Memphis with Mideon and not let them return for another five years.

Let them be the Brooklyn Brawler of wrestling and only allow them to return every now and then for laughs.

.....I can't believe six years later, I am still actually saying those names. I mean is it 1999 already?

That Ministry Of Darkness angle and all links to it REFUSE to die. I am starting to suspect The Undertaker truly is pure evil and can never die, nor can his stable members.

[Azriel]

More liker jobbing :lol:

[SuperSlim]

I will say it in a language you might understand.

ECW match- Should have been longer. Really get the crowd pumped up before ending it. Get a little blood in there and a few high bumps.

Viscera skit - Should have never happened.

....Kane should have "killed" Viscera at Backlash then they should have sent him back to Memphis with Mideon and not let them return for another five years.

.....I can't believe six years later, I am still actually saying those names. I mean is it 1999 already?

That Ministry Of Darkness angle and all links to it REFUSE to die. I am starting to suspect The Undertaker truly is pure evil and can never die, nor can his stable members.

if you really wanna say it in my language then put it in 5 words or less

[Savio]

Wait what does he do on XM?

[Loose Cannon]

AND NOW CHRIS "I'M BIGGER THEN LIFE" JERICHO.

:love:

Heel Jericho > You

[darkpower]

I will say it in a language you might understand.

ECW match- Should have been longer. Really get the crowd pumped up before ending it. Get a little blood in there and a few high bumps.

Viscera skit - Should have never happened.

....Kane should have "killed" Viscera at Backlash then they should have sent him back to Memphis with Mideon and not let them return for another five years.

Let them be the Brooklyn Brawler of wrestling and only allow them to return every now and then for laughs.

.....I can't believe six years later, I am still actually saying those names. I mean is it 1999 already?

That Ministry Of Darkness angle and all links to it REFUSE to die. I am starting to suspect The Undertaker truly is pure evil and can never die, nor can his stable members.
And I am starting to suspect that you are a total MARK!!

[Innovator]

Theres the cocky Jericho we love

[The Lone Drinker]

if you really wanna say it in my language then put it in 5 words or less

ECW match- :y:

Viscera skit - :n:

[SuperSlim]

Jericho is turning cool again. :)

[Gouda]

I will say it in a language you might understand.

ECW match- Should have been longer. Really get the crowd pumped up before ending it. Get a little blood in there and a few high bumps.

Why give it away? You want people to pay to see it. This got them pumped up alot the way it was.

[SuperSlim]

ECW match- :y:

Viscera skit - :n:

the vis skit was good. you just don't understand comedy

[darkpower]

if you really wanna say it in my language then put it in 5 words or less
Forget it, man. The guy is in his own little world. You know, where everything he says is right and everyone else is wrong.:roll:

[Loose Cannon]

That was really a kick ass promo by Jericho. Great to see them finally doing something with him.

[Bischoff187]

That Jericho promo did nothing for me, it made him look weaker than ever. It was basically like he said "yeah i suck in the ring, so what, fozzy sold out 5 stadiums" It's just too bad that doesnt mean shit.

[Gone Mad]

**STAY IN THE BACK! THERE'S A HEEL TURN EVENTUALLY COMING THRU.. oh, and Superheroes too. **

[darkpower]

OMFG!!! STACY IS SSSSSS-MOKIN!!!!

[ilt_undertaker]

Stacey looks like a dumbass

[SuperSlim]

Stacy looks weird

[Azriel]

Its Hurra-whore!

[Gouda]

Simon and Maven!! Future tag champs! Hopefully!

[6to1]

maby y2j will join bischoff's heel group taking on ecw.

[Loose Cannon]

The Vis skit was terrible. Way to fucking long. Heard a loud boring chant during the middle of it.

[darkpower]

Its Hurra-whore!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Azriel]

Yeah, the Vis segment was way too long, but it was good

[Bischoff187]

Seeing that outfit really makes me want to uppercut Stacy right in the ovaries.

[SuperSlim]

that was the only prob with it was that it was drawn out a lil too long. other than that it was good

[The Lone Drinker]

darkpower - You know, I wasn't trying to steal your heat. I was waiting for you to say something about Viscera, but you weren't so I thought I would because most likely, you are a mark for 1998/1999 Vince Russo style gimmicks and skits since after all, you are trying to get cheap heat.

I admit, I did like that Al Snow/Bossman/Pepper feud....as well as the Bossman/Big Show feud, because it WAS funny stuff.

Damn, I miss the Big Bossman. It would have rocked if he did that whole Kane/Lita/baby angle....that angle had Bossman's name all over it and would be something the Bossman would do....kill a baby that is.

Bossman could have come in after being gone for so many years and be looked upon as some has-been, over the hill, old geezer from the 80's who Kane could totally own but then Bossman kills Kane and Lita's baby, then the Bossman does a poem about it, gets together with Heidenreich and then they do some poetry together....



It would have been great. :( :'(

[Loose Cannon]

That Jericho promo did nothing for me, it made him look weaker than ever. It was basically like he said "yeah i suck in the ring, so what, fozzy sold out 5 stadiums" It's just too bad that doesnt mean shit.

LOL @ THE MARK.

Are you blind? Jericho is basically saying that wrestling is garbage and it doesn't really matter because he's bigger then you and your life and everyone else's life

Do you agree with him? Cause I do

[Azriel]

Hush up infidel. Thou shalt not talk blasphemy against Stacy

[SuperSlim]

Seeing that outfit really makes me want to uppercut Stacy right in the ovaries.

in other words youjust want to touch her

[darkpower]

DAMN!! That back bodydrop was SOOO PHONY!!

[SuperSlim]

what back body drop?

[darkpower]

darkpower - You know, I wasn't trying to steal your heat. I was waiting for you to say something about Viscera, but you weren't so I thought I would because most likely, you are a mark for 1998/1999 Vince Russo style gimmicks and skits since after all, you are trying to get cheap heat.

I admit, I did like that Al Snow/Bossman/Pepper feud....as well as the Bossman/Big Show feud, because it WAS funny stuff.

Damn, I miss the Big Bossman. It would have rocked if he did that whole Kane/Lita/baby angle....that angle had Bossman's name all over it and would be something the Bossman would do....kill a baby that is.

Bossman could have come in after being gone for so many years and be looked upon as some has-been, over the hill, old geezer from the 80's who Kane could totally own but then Bossman kills Kane and Lita's baby, then the Bossman does a poem about it, gets together with Heidenreich and then they do some poetry together....



It would have been great. :( :'(
I don't know what the hell you were talking about, but by the looks of things, you are more of a TNA fan than a WWE fan. :nono:

[SuperSlim]

The Lone Drinker = is retarded

[Gone Mad]

Eddie heel is cool, but I wish they changed his theme. It's too slow and boring, sort of like MasterPiece.

And yea, Stacy looks stoopid with a mask on.

[darkpower]

what back body drop?
The botched one from Rosey.

They could've fired him along with Jamal, but oh well. :(

[The Lone Drinker]

the vis skit was good. you just don't understand comedy

I love sits as much as the next guy but it would have been cooler if Viscera actually did something different this week then the same old predicable stuff.

How about rehash the Mae Young/Mark Henry gimmick and have him go fuck her or something.

[The One]

Vis Sketch > Triple H promo

Jericho segment = :y:

Why do we have Simon Dean vs. Hurricane...Nova vs. Hurricane w00t.

[darkpower]

The Lone Drinker = is retarded
There's a reason why he has five red marks beside his name. :rofl:

[The Lone Drinker]

I don't know what the hell you were talking about, but by the looks of things, you are more of a TNA fan than a WWE fan. :nono:

:lol: [NWA-TNA....yeah, right.....I am not even gonna respond to that one.]

......Try old-school ECW mark. ;)

There's a reason why he has five red marks beside his name. :rofl:

....Because I am a better "heel" then you.

[SuperSlim]

the key to a gimmick is actually doing something related to it for a while. not doing one thing then doin somethin totally different the next week and keep on changing it every week unless your guy is supposed to suffer from amnesia

[Gone Mad]

RKO???!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!!

[darkpower]

I love sits as much as the next guy but it would have been cooler if Viscera actually did something different this week then the same old predicable stuff.
What was predictable?

[The One]

Someone get Loosey a towel.

[The Answer]

RANDY FUCKIN ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :y: :y: :y:

[SuperSlim]

dang Orton got a pop.

and also all the new diva search girls have big boobs

[The Lone Drinker]

Okay, back on topic please:

BLAHHHH......what the fuck is that Orton kid doing back here? I hate that bastard. :mad:

[darkpower]

WTF?!!! This guy wasn't supposed to be back for a LONG time. 6 months, to be exact.

[Azriel]

Its RANDY!!!!

[Gouda]

Bad hair!

[ilt_undertaker]

OMG! ITS THE GUY THAT RKO'ED STACEY! RANDY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[darkpower]

<-- is creaming his pants right now.

[Shadow]

I guess that was a recent picture.

What the hell is he doing here?

[SuperSlim]

the new look looks a lil funny on him. :D

[The Lone Drinker]

What was predictable?

Viscera flirting.....

Anyway, what a sucky haircut Orton has now.....

And when will he get the face of a man? He has the face of a 12-year old boy......

[The One]

Heel Orton > Face Orton

[Shadow]

See? Stop asking him if he's going somewhere...

Wow...I think he lost his smile with his hair.

[Azriel]

LC is having his own love session right now

[SuperSlim]

I think Orton is gonna be drafted

[The Answer]

Heel Orton :y: .Yes, Randy stays on Raw!!!!

[darkpower]

"NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!"

Please let this be the announcement we've waited for.

[SuperSlim]

I think Orotn is gonna be drafted

[Azriel]

I'm not digging the buzz cut myself, but who cares? It's ORTON!!!

[The Lone Drinker]

<-- is creaming his pants right now.

:wtf: Umm....I think it is great you are gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay and anyone who says otherwise is wrong...... and it's really great you are not scared to admit it.........but please keep your wet dreams about Randy Orton to yourself. Thanks. :y: :)

[Gouda]

Yay. He's a heel.

VINCE!!!! POWERWALK!!!

[SuperSlim]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIN MAN!

[ilt_undertaker]

WOOO! Vince!

[Gone Mad]

Alright! Finally, some freakin' answers! Vinnie Mac!

Watch that ring, Vince.

[Shadow]

............look who else is back from the injured list to make a promo....

God damn I had hoped to go more than a year without seeing this man.

[The One]

And Orton is gonna go over to SmackDown...Christian wins the title off Cena, and then Orton and Cena have their long awaited fued that leads up to WrestleMania.

[SuperSlim]

freakin awesome

[Azriel]

Now its Vince! RAW is awesome. Then again, this is sweeps

[darkpower]

WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!!!

VINNIE MAC IS HERE, AND HE'S READY TO DELIVER THE GOODS!!

...for once in his LIFE!!

[The Answer]

RKO McMachon!!!!

[Bischoff187]

It's time for an RKO

[The Lone Drinker]

Yes, it's Vinnie Mac. We need to see more of Mr. McMahon I think.

BURY HIM, VINCE. BURY THAT BASTARD and make the Orton marks bitch about how bad you made him look.

PUNK HIM OUT, VINCE!

[Notice I can mark out for someone without creaming my pants. It's just a great talent I have. ;)]

[SuperSlim]

Vince doin it :D

[rstick]

I really should have gone to RAW tonight. I dont know why the hell I didnt.

[owenbrown]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT....FIRST ORTON NOW VINNIE MAC... WOW!!! :D

[The Lone Drinker]

GIVE HIM THE STUNNER, VINCE! Or knock him out or something. Screw these damn Orton marks. No one crosses the boss. :y:

[Azriel]

Yeah, RKO Vince

[darkpower]

Yes, it's Vinnie Mac. We need to see more of Mr. McMahon I think.

BURY HIM, VINCE. BURY THAT BASTARD and make the Orton marks bitch about how bad you made him look.

PUNK HIM OUT, VINCE!

[Notice I can mark out for someone without creaming my pants. It's just a great talent I have. ;)]
Why, are you fucking Lita every night?

[ilt_undertaker]

:wtf: Umm....I think it is great you are gay. There is nothing wrong with being gay and anyone who says otherwise is wrong...... and it's really great you are not scared to admit it.........but please keep your wet dreams about Randy Orton to yourself. Thanks. :y: :)
*chuckles*

[The Answer]

LOL two dollar haircut. Crap, Orton can be drafted

[Shadow]

Please RKO him...please.

By the way...if he can't move his arm...why is he moving it right now?

[The One]

God I love this man.

[The One]

A month of Drafting? The fuck???

[Azriel]

A draft month?! HOLY SHIT!

[Shadow]

An entire month...

Oh sweeps. Got ya.

[The Answer]

3 weeks crap...

[The Lone Drinker]

It would be better if Vince RKO'd Orton....

McMahon rules, damnit. And Orton BLOWS.

Hell, RKO him, stun him, then FIRE him Vince....do it, do it............blah, okay....I can take that. A verbal beatdown works for me too. Good job Vinnie Mac. :y:

[The One]

See...WWE knows HHH is a ratings killer...during sweeps they keep him off the screen...THEY KNOW!

[Azriel]

I love sweeps :D

[Bischoff187]

I can't believe that album has sold a single copy.

[darkpower]

Edge and Kane. They'll do it, NEXT!!

I guess we're seeing a threesome happen, with Lita being the "it!"

[Gone Mad]

3 weeks, the draft month. Should be interesting.

I can't wait. Now if only the main event tonight was as good as the rest of the show was.

[Loose Cannon]

WOW, What a Raw

This is why I watch wrestling.

"I will make more money the Cena and Batista combined" LOL

A++++++ SHOW

[The One]

OK...Lone Drinker you have 3 posts where you talk about what physical attack Vince should do...how Randy sucks...and Vince rules...new thought please.

[Shadow]

See...WWE knows HHH is a ratings killer...during sweeps they keep him off the screen...THEY KNOW!

So why do they keep him around?

[Azriel]

Now is that camera work or is that girl like that much of a contortionist?

[Gouda]

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. I mean...

Draft month sounds like it could have potential.

[Loose Cannon]

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[Azriel]

The thing is, what Orton said is probably true :lol:

[The One]

Shadow...kind of a joke buddy...making a point about my lack of interest in old Paul. :kiss:

[Innovator]

I hope Vince stretched before doing that HUGE STUNT

[The Lone Drinker]

Why, are you fucking Lita every night?

:yes:

Anyway, this draft thing rules in my view. They should really spice things up....

JR, The King, Triple H, HBK, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Christian, Earl Hebnar and a lot of other guys who have been all Raw for years should go to Smackdown.

And Michael Cole, Tazz, Kurt Angle, John Cena, JBL, The Undertaker and a lot of other Smackdown regs should go to Raw.

Really, really change the format up WWE. Make the draft mean something and don't just trade a bunch of mid-carders.

Change it up so much that the fans will actually bitch at first because of all the major changes.....

[Savio]

Ortons going through Kimo?

[The Answer]

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. I mean...

Draft month sounds like it could have potential.

You were the chosen one!!!!! :lol:

[Shadow]

Did anyone watch the....Lita should have a cane.

Pun intended.

[Savio]

Shadow...kind of a joke buddy...making a point about my lack of interest in old Paul. :kiss::(

[Bischoff187]

How long before someone get's cracked with the crutch :-s

[Azriel]

Tonight maybe?

[Shadow]

I have a private idea at who TLD is....I just won't know if it's who I think it is until after this match.

[The CyNick]

sweeps are May, so they are a month late, but it seems like a cool idea.

Its cool because you can have all these shows where a guy has his last night on RAW or SD, it'll be a good way to have some big matches.

So say Jericho gets drafted, he can get one more shot at say Benjamin before leaving.

Might make for some good TV.

Kinda wierd for the Vengeance PPV in June because they will have guys leaving in the middle of building up for the PPV. That could make who leaves kinda obvious. For example, if they build up HHH-Batista, you know neither of those guys will get drafted, well at leats until after the PPV.

[Innovator]

EDGE IS FECES sign

[Azriel]

Give Kane the World title. He deserves it damnit.

[Bischoff187]

You screwed matt!

[The One]

I have a private idea at who TLD is....I just won't know if it's who I think it is until after this match.

Shadow = Ratings.

[Gone Mad]

You screwed Matt chants have begun. The only interesting thing in this match so far has been that.

[Shadow]

No he didn't...

Edge screwed "Lita". He didn't touch Matt.

[Azriel]

I'm suprised those chants haven't fazed Lita yet,

[Bischoff187]

Give Kane the World title. He deserves it damnit.


Being around for 10 years putting on sub-par matches doesn't necessarily mean he diserves the title :-s. Kane could not carry a show. Ever.

[The Lone Drinker]

I have a private idea at who TLD is....I just won't know if it's who I think it is until after this match.

*rips mask off*

I'm Jim Neidhart....yeah, the "WHO" gimmick never worked so I thought I'd come back with the "WHO" gimmick once again but this time, I'd make "WHO ARE YOU" by THE WHO as my theme music and add a little Jake Roberts in there and make me a drunk mask wrestler.

Please don't tell anyone. It's my last chance of getting some fame. :(

[Innovator]

WE WANT MATT

[Shadow]

*rips mask off*

I'm Jim Neidhart....yeah, the "WHO" gimmick never worked so I thought I'd come back with the "WHO" gimmick once again but this time, I'd make "WHO ARE YOU" by THE WHO as my theme music and add a little Jake Roberts in there and make me a drunk mask wrestler.

Please don't tell anyone. It's my last chance of getting some fame. :(

So you're not Edge. Damn it.

[The CyNick]

:yes:

Anyway, this draft thing rules in my view. They should really spice things up....

JR, The King, Triple H, HBK, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Christian, Earl Hebnar and a lot of other guys who have been all Raw for years should go to Smackdown.

And Michael Cole, Tazz, Kurt Angle, John Cena, JBL, The Undertaker and a lot of other Smackdown regs should go to Raw.

Really, really change the format up WWE. Make the draft mean something and don't just trade a bunch of mid-carders.

Change it up so much that the fans will actually bitch at first because of all the major changes.....

The problem with movong so many guys is that you essentially get all the same programs, just now they are on the other show. So instead of JBl-Cena headlining SD with Tazz and Cole calling it, they will now healdine RAW with the same guys calling it.

I agree they need ot make it seem special by having top guys move, but I dont think that many guys should go.

I would say Orton, Christian and Jericho should go to SD, and Taker and maybe JBL goes to RAW.

Rets of the guys should be mid card guys.

[darkpower]

I have a private idea at who TLD is....I just won't know if it's who I think it is until after this match.
Who? Olympic Hitman?

[Azriel]

C'mon Kane

[The Highlander]

No he didn't...

Edge screwed "Lita". He didn't touch Matt.

That you know of... :shifty:

[The One]

WE WANT...a better main event.

[Azriel]

Crap ass commercial

[PullMyFinger]

I can't believe JR just said "folks don't make a sandwhich now, this match is gonna end quick!"

[The Lone Drinker]

The problem with movong so many guys is that you essentially get all the same programs, just now they are on the other show. So instead of JBl-Cena headlining SD with Tazz and Cole calling it, they will now healdine RAW with the same guys calling it.

I agree they need ot make it seem special by having top guys move, but I dont think that many guys should go.

I would say Orton, Christian and Jericho should go to SD, and Taker and maybe JBL goes to RAW.

Rets of the guys should be mid card guys.

Well, how about this.....I agree with everything else you said but how about JR goes to Smackdown and Cole comes to Raw.

And Triple H should go to Smackdown too. He's been on Raw long enough. HBK should go to Smackdown as well.

[Bischoff187]

WE WANT...a better main event.

That's for sure, this is much worse than any "Triple H Vs . ______" match.

[Shadow]

That you know of... :shifty:

No...I know that for a fact. Now if this were Raven....I'd start to be more scared.

[Savio]

BK one?

[The Highlander]

I love that Darth Vader/Creepy Burger King commercial

[Azriel]

That is certainly an odd one

[Azriel]

And we're back

[darkpower]

Well, how about this.....I agree with everything else you said but how about JR goes to Smackdown and Cole comes to Raw.

And Triple H should go to Smackdown too. He's been on Raw long enough. HBK should go to Smackdown as well.
WTF?! Are you on DRUGS? Triple H to SmackDown? Do you WANT for SD to CONTINUE being the "minor leagues"?

[SuperSlim]

*sigh

[Azriel]

I know I do

[Gouda]

Since this match is uninteresting, I'll gibe some thoughts:

This draft lottery month thing is sweet because with one pick per show it allows for the one drafted to have more focus on him for that show.

[Bischoff187]

I think SD should stay the minor leagues, Non-Live show's are the suck.

[darkpower]

In other news...

This Kane/Edge match is actually being rather decent, like it or not.

[Gone Mad]

I can't believe JR just said "folks don't make a sandwhich now, this match is gonna end quick!"

Well, I usually make a sandwich during Raw. Don't you? And it usually happens during piss brea-- I mean, Edge matches.

[Azriel]

It's not bad, certainly seen better

[darkpower]

It's not bad, certainly seen better
I've seen far worse, though (Lesner/Goldberg)

[SuperSlim]

if Edge wins what does this do for Kane?

[The Highlander]

Well, I usually make a sandwich during Raw. Don't you? And it usually happens during piss brea-- I mean, Edge matches.

Not to be confused with shit brea-- I mean Triple H promos and matches.

[Azriel]

Here we go!

[The Highlander]

Is it just me, or are Lita's boobs bigger?

[SuperSlim]

here comes Lita to botch things

[Splaya]

REF BUMP, SHE IS TURNING.



WHAT THE FUCK, I JUST READ HARD JUSTICE NOTES. THEY GAVE THE TITLE TO STYLES?!?!?!

[darkpower]

I think SD should stay the minor leagues, Non-Live show's are the suck.
:wtf:

[Gone Mad]

YOU SCREWED KANE! YOU SCREWED KANE!

[Bischoff187]

That was so predictable it sucked.

[Azriel]

there you have it folks

[The Highlander]

QUICK, PRETEND TO BE SHOCKED!!!!

[SuperSlim]

talk about a waste

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT....THIS IS STILL SO BEAUTIFUL.


OH MY GOD, MONSTER KANE IS COMING BACK :eek:

[The Answer]

There it is!!!

[The Lone Drinker]

That was so predictable it sucked.

:y:

[Azriel]

What haven't we seen tonight?

[Bischoff187]

Without further Adieu

http://www.geocities.com/elitewf2000/mideon7.gif

Naked Mideon.

[Gone Mad]

My god, isn't it obvious? They are in matching colors for god sakes! The signs are aligned like a nicely stacked sub sandwich!

[SuperSlim]

eww they sick

[Azriel]

Freakin A+ show!

[Splaya]

if Edge wins what does this do for Kane?
MAKE HIM PSYCHO KANE AGAIN.



DID NAYONE NOTICE HOW THEY BLEEPED OUT THE WORD "JESUS"

[The Answer]

Ya, that's the why she likes it....rough :naughty:

[Shadow]

...............wow...that was teh gay.

[The Highlander]

HOLY SHIT! SHE TURNED ON HIM! Lita screwed Kane! I can't believe it! Lita's with Edge! You have to be kidding me! Holy Shit, this is the most shocking thing I ever seen! AND SHE KISSED HIM! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! [/fake shock] eh...

[Savio]

How many times do you have to steal Lita from her man Edge?

[darkpower]

LMAO @ JR's very predictable psycho ramble at the end!

"OMG what are you thinking (bbqsauce)! That's the guy's wife (bbqsauce)!"

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

When Art Immitates Life

[Azriel]

Regardless if we saw that coming, it was still fairly well executed

[Splaya]

Freakin A+ show!
I TAPED IT BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING THE GOD KNOWN AS KIEFER SUTHERLAND AND "24" (SEASON FINALE NEXT WEEK OH FUCK YEAH). ANYWAYS, IS IT WORTH WATCHING OR NO.

[Shadow]

Wow.....way to go WWE...way to suck alot.

[Sepholio]

Ok so let me get this straight. Lita botched a real engagement first. Then she botches a fake marriage. How long before she botches her affair with Edge?

[Azriel]

That was the wisest move WWE could do. Just roll with the heel heat.

[Innovator]

I can't wait for the Matt chant next week

[Loose Cannon]

You know, I would of done the same thing with Edge and Lita if I was running the company. Good stuff

I will mark out like a motherr fucker if Matt comes back though

[Zen v.W.o.]

EDGE IS THE FUCKING MAN.....HOLY COW IS HE EVER!!!

There ya go..you hot canadian stud you. :y:

[PullMyFinger]

Does JR remember that Kane lit him on fire once?

[Shadow]

Ok so let me get this straight. Lita botched a real engagement first. Then she botches a fake marriage. How long before she botches her affair with Edge?

Five days.

[SuperSlim]

man Lita been with everyone on screen as well.

Matt, Jeff, Essa Rios, Kane, who else?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Obvious as hell, but still well done, and JR's rant was funny.

Felt kinda uneasy watching them make out though, I hope Matt wasn't watching.</font> :(

[Azriel]

I'd say so Splaya. Monster heel promo by Bischoff. Orton returning. Appearance by Vince. Possible Flair turn.

[Azriel]

Oh, and a really funny (if a bit long) Viscera promo

[Bischoff187]

Even for the shock factor, playing to the heat whatever you want to call it, that it a fucked up thing to do.

[Kane Knight]

I will say it in a language you might understand.

ECW match- Should have been longer. Really get the crowd pumped up before ending it. Get a little blood in there and a few high bumps.

Viscera skit - Should have never happened.

....Kane should have "killed" Viscera at Backlash then they should have sent him back to Memphis with Mideon and not let them return for another five years.

Let them be the Brooklyn Brawler of wrestling and only allow them to return every now and then for laughs.

.....I can't believe six years later, I am still actually saying those names. I mean is it 1999 already?

That Ministry Of Darkness angle and all links to it REFUSE to die. I am starting to suspect The Undertaker truly is pure evil and can never die, nor can his stable members.
They can't be the Brooklyn Brawler of wrestling. He already is. :roll:

[Savio]

I like how that one guy in the crowd screamed "You can do it" To big vis.

[darkpower]

Does JR remember that Kane lit him on fire once?
You gotta think, though. Kane HAD to have smothered JR in his BBQ sauce, so that was the peace offering at the end! :lol:

Oh....POST #400!!!! :D :D :D

[Mayo]

Raw was fucking good tonight with lots of interesting and significant things taking place such as Jericho's depleted passion for the business, Bischoff sending a Raw team to fight ECW, Orton returning and the draft "month" being announced, and Stacy being the Hurri-girl :shifty:.

Edge is the fucking man btw :D

[Loose Cannon]

This is wrestling. It's always fucked up. haha

[Innovator]

LC can you imagine the ovation, if Edge and Lita are inthe ring (match or promo) and all of the sudden you hear OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Kane Knight]

Even for the shock factor, playing to the heat whatever you want to call it, that it a fucked up thing to do.
The Lita Turn?

It's all they can do.

Edge couldn't draw pops before he turned heel, or heat when he was a heel. The only thing that got him over was fucking Lita. And there's NO WAY Lita can get over as a heel. They probably decided to do it as a big F-U to the "Smarks," but this consolidates all the chanting and shit.

[Kane Knight]

LC can you imagine the ovation, if Edge and Lita are inthe ring (match or promo) and all of the sudden you hear OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I CAN SLAP A TORNADO...

...EDGE IS A CLOSE SECOND...

[Zen v.W.o.]

Edge is the man, damn, I gotta replay that part of the show. That kiss was hott.

[Kane Knight]

LMAO @ JR's very predictable psycho ramble at the end!

"OMG what are you thinking (bbqsauce)! That's the guy's wife (bbqsauce)!"
Finally, he gets to brush off his "Jezzabelle" shit.

[Kane Knight]

Edge is the man, damn, I gotta replay that part of the show. That kiss was hott.
LOL. Trying so hard for "heel heat" of your own. :rofl:

[darkpower]

Just thinking: Maybe Kurt Angle wants Lita to be drafted to SmackDown. We heard how much he likes gutter sluts, right?