Raw thread 5/16/05 "Will Lita turn on Kane?"

[Innovator]

EDGE'S PROMOS CAN DRY UP A SEA YEAH

[Loose Cannon]

If Matt comes back, they have to do it in a "Smarkish" city.

[darkpower]

LOL. Trying so hard for "heel heat" of your own. :rofl:
Check out my new title out there.

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That should remind you who's got it. :p

[Savio]

Good Raw I liked the part when HHH didn't show up.

[Gouda]

Wow. Edge stole Lita from Kane! Now I predict that after he loses to Kane once he'll bring in a "problem solver" to solve his problems who will be completley ineffecual and he'll go on to job a few more times before his whole relationship with Lita is just forgotten.


......

Oh wait. Crap.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, we have like 5 top heels of TPWW now. I think that custom title is a little played now

[Zen v.W.o.]

LOL. Trying so hard for "heel heat" of your own. :rofl:


It isnt heel heat dude, I've always been an Edge fan. Those Hardy fucks are girls, Lita needs a man.

Nah, you know I'm sympathetic to Matt's case and all but really, when you're not a fan of the guy you get over it quicker.

Besides, I already am the top heel going. Heyman kisses my ass. :heart:

[Innovator]

Honestly this was a solid solid RAW, every segment was good.

No HHH = GREATNESS

[darkpower]

LOL, we have like 5 top heels of TPWW now. I think that custom title is a little played now
HEY...maybe we can get a stable going or something.

Who are the other TPWW heels besides me? :naughty:

[Savio]

I like edges gimmic also I think half of the people who don't like it is because Matt doesn't know how to hold on to his loose women.

[KingofOldSchool]

From TheMattHardy.com:

I don’t know about you guys, but in my opinion, the ending of Raw was tasteless and deplorable. It’s literally sickening to see a real life tragedy exploited as a wrestling angle.

Matt

[The One]

Poor Matt...hey at least he has that blonde chick or whatever. And it's not like he doesn't have enough money to sit on his ass, now he can go to places where HE has some backstage stroke.

[darkpower]

From TheMattHardy.com:

I don’t know about you guys, but in my opinion, the ending of Raw was tasteless and deplorable. It’s literally sickening to see a real life tragedy exploited as a wrestling angle.

Matt
What the fuck else could they have DONE, Matt? The crowd continuously chanted "You screwed Matt" everytime either of those two came to ringside. You expected them to just IGNORE those people chanting it? What a crock. I respect you, Matt. Don't sweat on this too much. It's not worth it.

[Savio]

Come on matt just put some more chicks in the masterlock.

[Corkscrewed]

I hope Matt wasn't surprised or anything. Cuz that would REALLY be clueless and in denial.

Altho in a way, Matt himself did help gear towards this turn.

[SuperSlim]

Lita = Christy = is ugly

[KingofOldSchool]

Christy is hotttt.

But then again I have a red head fetish.

[SuperSlim]

I mean there are times when she is actually viewable but for the most part they always point the camera towards her ugly side.

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

I'm going to be the courageous one here, and go as far as to say that I think that the whole Matt/Lita/Edge story is a load of bullshit. Yeah, Lita, Jeff, and Matt may have trained together and became great friends way back in the day in North Carolina. Yeah, they may throw together a few kisses and whatnot in public. It would totally suck, but wouldn't it be somewhat entertaining if Vinnie Mac just used the sheep known as the internet side of wrestling to spread a rumor that Edge had something to do with Matt's leaving?

Review of facts:

Matt had been seen very little over the past few weeks, and had next to nothing to look forward to storyline-wise with the WWE. If I were in his position, I might have asked for permission to leave, IE an opportunity to take my skills elsewhere (possibly to rejoin brother Jeff, if you all insist...)

Lita's character is expendable. Yeah, she might have been hot-seeming in the early Hardy Boyz days, back when WWE knew how to hold a decent TLC tag match, and had a decently put together tag division, but what is she now? Quite bluntly, she is a decent enough actress (or if you prefer, botcher) to pull the job off.

And now that Lita has officially turned super-heel, she can help co-super-heel Edge in his ascent to the top.

Who does this hurt? Matt Hardy leaves the WWE, in pursuit of better things after a contractual obligation expires. Lita is officially the biggest female heel in the business, Edge officially the biggest male heel. And with Mister Constipated Speech himself, Triple H out of the way, the WWE could use another huge heel.

Just a bit of a paranoid conspiracy theory, but it all seems to be worthwhile to me :shifty:

[Jaded-Dragon]

man Lita been with everyone on screen as well.

Matt, Jeff, Essa Rios, Kane, who else?

Let us not forget Danny Dorring and The Angry Amish Chicken Plucker, Road Kill.

[Hired Hitman]

Conspiracy Sells.

[John la Rock]

very good Raw. Edge is awesome. I'm loving Mr. Money in the bank right now. great move business wise to put Edge/Lita together

Also RK fucking O showing up

and a month of Drafting WOW

:y: :y:

[Pegasus Crawford]

Is it me or was the crowd pretty much dead at the end of that match?

[Corkscrewed]

On a side note, I wonder if anyone brought a sign that said "RAW Spoilers: Lita turns on Kane and joins Edge tonight"

If you could have gotten it past security, it would have been great to get it on TV. :D

[KillerWolf]

Lita heel, this is going to be horrible. Kane vs Edge is my piss break for the night. With no HHH, it is my only other time to.

d'yall think that Kane and Lita will get a 'divorce'?
or will we be expected to eventually just forget the whole 'marriage angle' ever happened? i'm bettin' on the later.

also, can someone PLEASE put a bullet in Kristy Hemme's brain. is that too much to ask? it doesnt have to be a .45 or anything. just a high powered .223 round will do nicely.

and what was up with Keebler wearing a mask, and accompanying Hurricane and Rosey. I give that angle about another week. btw, can someone just go ahead and put a bullet in her too. i'd appreciate it.

[Hired Hitman]

Oh I'll put a bullet into her... my bullet! :rofl:


...yeah it was expected, wasn't it.

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

On a side note, I wonder if anyone brought a sign that said "RAW Spoilers: Lita turns on Kane and joins Edge tonight"

If you could have gotten it past security, it would have been great to get it on TV. :D

Awe, come on guys... Everybody knows that if you want a controversial sign at a live event, you only use one side of the posterboard before the event, and fill in the rest after you get to the seat. It's not that hard of a concept to master... Thus signs that say "Lita burns Kane, slurps a long spear." can get onto RAW.

[SuperSlim]

Awe, come on guys... Everybody knows that if you want a controversial sign at a live event, you only use one side of the posterboard before the event, and fill in the rest after you get to the seat. It's not that hard of a concept to master... Thus signs that say "Lita burns Kane, slurps a long spear." can get onto RAW.

did ytou actually think no one knew that?

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

No, it just pained me to see that there are so few out there that do such things...

And who the hell lowered my rep? Damn you.

[Team Sheep]

"MY GAWD, THAT'S THE MAN'S WIFE, THAT'S THE MAN'S WIFE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING HERE?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOMEDAY! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOMEDAY! WHAT ARE YA' THINKIN'?! YOU DAMN HARLET!!!" :lol:

[Savio]

No Raw thread ever broke 600 replies :(

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

Heh, I think JR calling Lita/Edge (whichever he was referring to) a harlot will go down as one of my favorite moments in Raw history, despite its insignificance.

However... I must say that regardless of the whole thing that went on with Matt Hardy, Edge is now one of my favorite wrestlers, period. Which poses a problem, because now he has two title shots coming up within the next year (by the way, doncha think it's dumb that he has two? IE: WWE's statement: We know we won't be giving Edge the belt this time, but we sure as hell are going to build some tension...). I also like Batista's gimmick, especially when in bad-ass suit guy mood. So, I hope Batista wins round one, and Edge spears the shit out of Batista in round 2, thus taking the belt. He has the capability of being a more legit heel than HHH ever was, IMO

[PullMyFinger]

"MY GAWD, THAT'S THE MAN'S WIFE, THAT'S THE MAN'S WIFE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE THINKING HERE?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOMEDAY! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT SOMEDAY! WHAT ARE YA' THINKIN'?! YOU DAMN HARLET!!!" :lol:
Almost as bad as when Kane burned JR....:shifty:

[PullMyFinger]

d'yall think that Kane and Lita will get a 'divorce'?
or will we be expected to eventually just forget the whole 'marriage angle' ever happened? i'm bettin' on the later.

also, can someone PLEASE put a bullet in Kristy Hemme's brain. is that too much to ask? it doesnt have to be a .45 or anything. just a high powered .223 round will do nicely.

and what was up with Keebler wearing a mask, and accompanying Hurricane and Rosey. I give that angle about another week. btw, can someone just go ahead and put a bullet in her too. i'd appreciate it.
Christy Hemme is fucking hot.

[PullMyFinger]

Did JR just say he can relate to Viscera's huge appetite for groceries?!

[Marcyo]

Why is this thread still stickied?

[Gouda]

So I can post this:

http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/uploads/7archie1.jpg

[HHH = 3 H's Too Many]

and what was up with Keebler wearing a mask, and accompanying Hurricane and Rosey. I give that angle about another week. btw, can someone just go ahead and put a bullet in her too. i'd appreciate it.

I kinda like the mask... but I wish they would top it off with a small yet effective whip and a tight black leather outfit... Wait... didn't they already do that with the Basham's chick a while back? God... what a waste of an outfit.

[Savio]

:lol: hot thread