Offical RAW Thread 06/13/05 - Who's Next to RAW?

[Fenix122]

RAW's sucking right now.

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN DRAFT PICK!

[Azriel]

RAW's decent, not great so far, but decent.

[Shadow]

PEEPS UNITE!

The Captian has come out of the closet.

[KingofOldSchool]

It actually looks like a dog got ahold of his jacket.

[PorkSoda]

Looks like Christian has been brought to you by the letter C this week.

[mike627]

Christian and Goat Boy!

[Azriel]

Still have 500 rep points to go till the next level, damn. :lol:

[Azriel]

Seeing these two face off will be awesome. Come on Christian!

[Shadow]

Poor you Azriel.

[Face Heely]

Interesting match-up picture. Christian's walkin' like an Egyptian.

[SuperSlim]

it's about to happen

[Shadow]

*BOWS DOWN TO THE KING OF BLING BLING CHRIS "LIONHEART" JERICHO!*

[SuperSlim]

they are gonna pop huge

[Azriel]

Get this poser off the TV. I want Lillian damnit

[Shadow]

*BOWS DOWN TO THE DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS*

[Azriel]

The crowd goes insane

[SuperSlim]

yeah I miss LIllian

[PorkSoda]

It's Cena! BRRRRRRR BRBABABA! Derr dun der duuuunnnnnnnn!

[V]

this is another reason i liked the invasion

2 champions on 1 show (or 2 on both with a united roser) is greatness

[mike627]

If I may qoute the crowd at ONS: Fuck Cena.

[Shadow]

If I may qoute the crowd at ONS: Fuck Cena.

You may. I don't have to agree with you though

[Azriel]

Kick Goat Boy's ass cena

[Azriel]

Nor do I. Cena's cool

[mike627]

LOL! What's up Shadow.

[Shadow]

Wow...is it just me or do Cena and Jericho mesh really well as a tag team?

[Gone Mad]

Well, looks like I don't have to announce to you peeps that Capt. and Goat and J and THE CHAMP... are here. But I did.

And yeah, the kids love the Champ. I can't wait for CC v. Jonathan Cena!

[SuperSlim]

not bad

[M. Banana]

omg omg omg omg

Christian has a wwe title match?

[Shadow]

LOL! What's up Shadow.

In about 40 minutes...me.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

That would be so awesome if Christian beat Cena and then got drafted to Smackdown, but I bet we're gonna have to bank on the winner of the HITC being drafted. Maybe he'll still get drafted after his feud with Cena anyway. I just think he'd get more airtime on Smackdown, particularly considiering that Cena is on Raw now.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Austin's pop dwarfed Cena's.

[Zen v.W.o.]

And deservedly so I might add.

[Azriel]

Oh I hope Trips gets traded to SD!

[SuperSlim]

hey anyone know what's been up with Lillian lately?

[SuperSlim]

I missed Austin's pop

[PorkSoda]

hey anyone know what's been up with Lillian lately?

She's makin jello.

[mike627]

In about 40 minutes...me.Yup, and RVD will be right behind you. :lol:

[Crimson]

Every week RAW should just bring someone out randomly and let him do a shoot interview jus for the hell of it. Could be more enterteining than what i've seen so far, and maybe some good storylines could come of it. :|

[KingofOldSchool]

hey anyone know what's been up with Lillian lately?

She's got jungle fever.

[Corndad]

I thought they announced this as the Main Event last week? oh well. Also, want to remind I want some rep if Angle gets drafted. Yes I am beggin but havent got rep in a while.

They really need to just get to the Pick. Its gonna be whoever they pick challenges Batista then HHH comes out Over shadows em both end of show. Damn it again.

[Shadow]

Come on Cena! Tag in!

Whooooo!

[Shadow]

Did JR just call 2 moves in a row right? Wow...

[KingofOldSchool]

I was right.

[SuperSlim]

wooooo Jericho

[Crimson]

Lionhart heel turn..woohoo

[Shadow]

Jericho being a tweener=ratings.

[SuperSlim]

I like Heels

[V]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jericho heel turn :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[owenbrown]

HEY JERICHO TURNED ON CENA... LOL WHAT A SURPRISE

[Sepholio]

Jericho v Cena fued :drool:

[mike627]

Holy crap! Y2J turned heel.

[SuperSlim]

it had to happen eventually

[Deceit]

I LOVE HEEL JERICHO :love: :love: :love:

HEH HEH HEH

[Gone Mad]

I bet it's either JBL or Haas tonight that is getting traded. Trust me on this. ;)

Heel Jericho = RATINGS, DAMN IT! So stay in the back! There's a heel turn coming through!

[Shadow]

To recap...Jericho was Cena's first WWE offical solo pin.

[SuperSlim]

heal or heel?

[Zen v.W.o.]

Yusss!!!!

Jericho fucking rocks.

[Deceit]

edited for retardation.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho will turn on Cena.

Charlie Haas will be the next pick.

And Austin will stun someone.

Oh and Triple H will say something.

I'm 3 out of 4

[Corndad]

Well this guarantees that a Heel is gettin drafted to SD on Thursday.

[mike627]

Really?

[Bricktop]

That match was terrible. Tomko telegraphed every move and Cena didn't look great either. Oh ECW I miss you already. Heel Jericho = :drool:

[PullMyFinger]

Jericho/Cena/Christian in a huge feud = GREATER THAN ANY DAMN FEUD RAW HAS HAD OVER THE LAST 3 YEARS WITH TRIPLE H MAIN EVENTING!

[PorkSoda]

Micheal Cole is probably going to get drafted.

[Londoner]

Jericho heel turn, at fucking last i say. I really feel though that Batista will get traded to smackdown now, it makes the world heavyweight title look unimportant when there's another big title, and especially considering i'm looking for an alternative to HHH all the time.

Btw this has been a shit Raw so far imo.

[PullMyFinger]

One thing though...I thought Christian was supposed to be in a feud against Cena?! How come after the loss CC just left and it was only Jericho attacking Cena?! It should've been both of them...kinda makes the feud really weak.

As far as Raw being shitty, I like tonight's for some reason.

[owenbrown]

ah the walking tits..... uh..... diva search segment... :shifty: yawn...

[Shadow]

Jericho heel turn, at fucking last i say. I really feel though that Batista will get traded to smackdown now, it makes the world heavyweight title look unimportant when there's another big title, and especially considering i'm looking for an alternative to HHH all the time.

Btw this has been a shit Raw so far imo.

Everyone's been looking for an alternative to HHH for years now.

[Shadow]

How many girls are from the local strip joint down the road?

[Londoner]

One thing though...I thought Christian was supposed to be in a feud against Cena?! How come after the loss CC just left and it was only Jericho attacking Cena?! It should've been both of them...kinda makes the feud really weak.

As far as Raw being shitty, I like tonight's for some reason.


I guess i've just got so many memories from the ppv last night that i was expecting abit more from wwe to follow it up, guess i was expecting too much lol.

[PorkSoda]

The divas get to punch Coach with boxing gloves?

What if Mike Tyson's sister was auditioning for the new diva search and she got the boxing gloves? Coach would be fucked.

[mike627]

*yawn*

[KingofOldSchool]

That chick was making out with The Coach. :eek:

[Kane Knight]

To what? Batista BONG?
No wonder Shadow posted after you.

[Kane Knight]

To what? Sitdown Powerbomb?
Anything a little less generic than BAtista Bomb.

Sitdown doesn't improve it.

[owenbrown]

TRIPLE THREAT!!!! :D why didn't i see that coming.... LOL

[SuperSlim]

wooooooooooooooooooooo 3 way dance... I mean triple threat match

[Kane Knight]

It looks like he went to the same chick who designs HBK's ring attire.
Chick? :?:

[Shadow]

Cena just speared Jericho. Whoooo!

[Face Heely]

Triple threat? Wow. Nice dynamic, too, with a clear-cut face, heel, and tweener.

[V]

CENA VS CHRISTIAN VS Y2J

my god, wheover wins i'm happy as fuck

[Londoner]

Everyone's been looking for an alternative to HHH for years now.

No shit man. Serious?????!??!?!?!?!?!? :roll:

Holy shit, cena attacking Y2J, triple threat match announced,Y2J in a title match now.Things are looking up.

[mike627]

3-way for the WWE title.

[SuperSlim]

well who didn't see tha ttriple threat match comin?

[PullMyFinger]

wtf is LCW? Latino Championship Wrestling?! LOL

[Shadow]

3-way for the WWE title.

Wow.....no matter who wins this match...the fans win!

GO US!

[Gone Mad]

ECW ECW ECW! .....ecw? On those boxes?

Jericho v. Cena, sounds like greatness. Diva Search, more like blehness.

[Savio]

ECW!

[KingofOldSchool]

They need to bring back Bull Buchanon.

Cena & B-2 vs. Christian and Tomko

[Azriel]

How come WWE never have three way dances?

[PullMyFinger]

I'm like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more excited about the WWE Title match up than I am about the WHC match up (featuring Batista vs. Triple H yet again).

[PullMyFinger]

How come WWE never have three way dances?
Last time I can remember...Jericho won the undisputed title.

[Azriel]

Yeah, the triple threat match will be the better match

[Shadow]

How come WWE never have three way dances?

Cause that'd be gay?

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Woah, a new option. Jericho might actually win and get drafted to Smackdown. That would be pretty sweet (thougn not as cool as Christian winning and getting drafted)

[Kane Knight]

well who didn't see tha ttriple threat match comin?
Stevie Wonder. But I suspect Bush was waving at him.

[Azriel]

That wasnt a three way dance. Jericho had two separate matches

[mike627]

I wonder if HHH will bury these 3 if this match steals the show?

[Fenix122]

big vis the pimp

[Azriel]

Bye Maven

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Maven.

[SuperSlim]

LILLIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Londoner]

How come WWE never have three way dances?


Because they are boring usually. I like the way ECW do them, where you have to eliminate one wrestler and then it comes down to 2 v 2.

[PorkSoda]

It's Lilian.

[Azriel]

Go get your Vis.

[owenbrown]

STOP THE PRESSES.... Y2J GETS A TITLE SHOT

[mike627]

Yeah, Lillian's husband must be real happy about this.

[V]

whoah lillian looks good *screenshot*

[Face Heely]

:eek: :drool:

[Gone Mad]

BIS VIS! And Lilian. :heart:

Sorry, Maven. Nobody likes you.

[Shadow]

Who cares about Maven? BIG VIS AND LILLIAN!

[Corndad]

LILIAN! :love: :love:

still with VIS... :wtf:

[Londoner]

1 v 1 i mean.

[Innovator]

At least Vengeance won't suck balls, we get a triple threat

[V]

Because they are boring usually. I like the way ECW do them, where you have to eliminate one wrestler and then it comes down to 2 v 2.

so 1 person gets eliminated and somehow 2 more people appear? :lol:

[owenbrown]

WOOHOO LILLIAN IS HERE :D DAMN SHE IS SO HOT :D

[KingofOldSchool]

That's one sex tape I don't wanna see.

Well actually we wouldn't be able to see anything worthwhile, because the only thing we could see is Viscera's big fat ass thrusting in and out.

[Shadow]

And here is the Visgasem.

[Face Heely]

BIS VIS! And Lilian. :heart:

Sorry, Maven. Nobody likes you.

...except for the guys chanting "Let's go Maven," of course.

[Corndad]

VISAGRA??? WTF KING! lol

[mike627]

Visagra! lol!

[Londoner]

so 1 person gets eliminated and somehow 2 more people appear? :lol:


Read my post further up, bitch!

[Innovator]

Anyone else think a Spike Dudley vs. Viscera feud could be money

[owenbrown]

lillian is so happy.... LOL

[V]

Read my post further up, bitch!

we were typing our posts at the same time so that's kinda impossible :p

[Shadow]

Anyone else think a Spike Dudley vs. Viscera feud could be money

Me.

[Londoner]

What the hell gave you that idea innovator?

[Innovator]

BTW it'll be a heel coming over tonight, JBL/Eddie/or Angle

[Face Heely]

These two are like the face equivalent to Edge & Lita...there is balance in the universe!

[Londoner]

I'm picking Eddie.Got a feeling about this.

[Shadow]

............at the main event is a HHH promo.

Yay. /unenthusiastic.

[Innovator]

What the hell gave you that idea innovator?I just thought of the smallest guy possible

[Corndad]

I would die if it was like Michael Cole and HHH got in his face.

[owenbrown]

OOOOOOHHHHHH BIG BAD TRIPLE H IS GONNA BEAT UP THE DRAFT PICK.... *snore*

[Shadow]

OOOOOOHHHHHH BIG BAD TRIPLE H IS GONNA BEAT UP THE DRAFT PICK.... *snore*

Wish I could rep you again.

[PullMyFinger]

I wonder if HHH will bury these 3 if this match steals the show?
Don't worry, I guarentee it.

[mike627]

HHH:zzzz

[KingofOldSchool]

I would die if it was like Michael Cole and HHH got in his face.

I was thinking the same thing.

[PorkSoda]

Why is it gonna be a heel draft pick?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark out if it ends up being Tazz and he chokes out Triple H.

[Azriel]

I want it to be Taker, because I'm sure he wants to be the only "most respected" guy in the lockerroom

[Innovator]

because the person is gonna gang up on Batista with Trips

[Shadow]

Why is it gonna be a heel draft pick?

Cause it was a face last week. And these idiots desperatly want to see Kurt Angle on RAW.

[Londoner]

If HHH beats up the draft pick, its obvious batista will come down to make the save.

[PullMyFinger]

I have a feeling the next draft pic is going to be some joke wrestler.

[Innovator]

I'd mark out if it ends up being Tazz and he chokes out Triple H.:drool:

[SuperSlim]

I am SICK of seein this Triple H vignette for the HIAC

[Shadow]

I have a feeling the next draft pic is going to be some joke wrestler.

SHANNON MOORE!

[Shadow]

FIRE AND BRIMESTONE! IT'S KANE!

[Innovator]

THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE ITS MANBOOBS McGEE

[PorkSoda]

I am SICK of seein this Triple H vignette for the HIAC

They have to show it every 20 minutes. If not, you'll get Triple H nostalgia.

[Gone Mad]

BTW, it could still be RVD coming over to Raw again. Remember, the pick is gonna talk all about Batista and RVD does like to talk. So I still say JBL or Haas but RVD could be a wild card choice.

HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! IT'S EMO KANE!!

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S THE BIG EMO MACHINE!

[Londoner]

I am SICK of seein this Triple H vignette for the HIAC


Same here. I really couldn't careless about this HIAC match.

[Azriel]

Bye Sylvan

[mike627]

Who,Matt Morgan?

[Azriel]

We gonna see Edge tonight? I bet ya the crowd would chant "Matt Freakin Hardy" :lol:

[Face Heely]

Y'know what I think about the draft pick? I think they decided to draft someone firmly in the midcard, and the brilliant WWE writers decided to "spice up" the segment by featuring Triple H instead of focusing fully on the pick. My guess is still Rene Dupree, for the record.

[Shadow]

Kill him and go back to the basement and compose some more emoetry. Jeff Hardy is waiting to critique it.

[Innovator]

The HHH HIAC promo is the designated bathroom break until Diva Search 2: Saline Away starts

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I originally thought it was gonna be Heidenreich, but I doubt they'd make such a big deal out of it if it was him. Boy, I hope the whole draft isn't just a bunch of main eventers.

[Azriel]

Had to laugh a bi6t when JR mentioned Kane doing dental work :lol:

[Corndad]

If they were just gonna pick a midcarder wouldnt have put it at the end of the show IMO

[Londoner]

Also, this HIAC match is exactly the kinda thing the WWE keeps forcing us to see and telling us to like, which is not the feeling i got from ECW. I wish WWE could be more like what the fans want to see...if only.

[SuperSlim]

chokeslam him throught he ring... that'e be awesome

[Shadow]

...........................what the hell is this?

3 chokeslams!?

[PorkSoda]

THREE ONE ARMED CHOKE SALAMI'S!

[owenbrown]

THANKS FOR COMING SYLVAIN :wave: :rofl:

[Innovator]

SHES GOT HERPES!

[Sepholio]

THATS THE KANE I REMEMBER! YUSSS PLZ!

[Face Heely]

If they were just gonna pick a midcarder wouldnt have put it at the end of the show IMO

Ah! But it has Triple H now, and that makes it a main-event segment!

[mike627]

She's a crack whore!

[Londoner]

Oh not this shitty storyline. Someone tell me when this bit has finished, ive switched over now.

[Corndad]

Why does her voice really annoy me anymore.

[V]

sniiiiiiiiiiiiiitsky

[KingofOldSchool]

SNITSSSSKKKYYY

[Corndad]

IT WAS HIS FAULT!

[Face Heely]

God, heel Lita is hot.

[Innovator]

IT WASNT HIS FAULT

[Gone Mad]

&&& SNIT-HEADS UNITE! IT WASN'T HIS FAUL-- I mean, SNITSKY!!! &&&&&

[Londoner]

Couldn't resist switching back because nothing else is on, I see she's fucking Snitsky now.Edge should watch out.

[SuperSlim]

Lita and Snitsky?

[Shadow]

Wow................................we had Monster Kane for awhile...now we're back to Emo Kane.

[Innovator]

God light them on fire...NOW

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Lita: It wasn't your faul-
GENE: NO, IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

[Azriel]

Uhh, okay

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL YES

[SuperSlim]

Lita seems like a pormo type girl

[Sepholio]

LITA BOTCHED COMMITMENT AGAIN!

At least she's consistent.

[Batsu]

L M F A O !

I love that Snitsky entrance music.

[Face Heely]

LO F'N L at Snitsky's reaction. But OWWW at the beard pull.

[Innovator]

BURN HER KANE! FOR FUCK SAKE

[mike627]

Oh, god another Raw wedding how bland. :|

[SuperSlim]

I mean porno

[Azriel]

Fiance? Huh, like that'll last

[Batsu]

"You Screwed Matt" chants... LOL!

[Corndad]

OH GOD NOT ANOTHER F'n WEDDING I WANT ECW BACK! DAMN IT
!

[SuperSlim]

Lita is gonna botch up the marriage angle

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes the bride...again.

[Face Heely]

That is a Kane t-shirt, no?

Yep, nevermind, he's pointing it out.

[owenbrown]

LOL LITA WILL BOTCH HER WEDDING TO EDGE :rofl:

[Shadow]

*checks storyline list*

Yep...we're back to the on-air wedding promo again.

[Azriel]

Poor Lita. You should know, WWE weddings never work out.

[SuperSlim]

she likes using her tongue

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge is going to debut Cyclops?

[Londoner]

The weddings on Raw are more over done than HHH main eventing.

[Innovator]

Doesn't Lita have to be divorced to be able to get married again?

Yay WWE Logic

[Bricktop]

God. Having the ECW ppv last night has just made watching Raw even worse.

[SuperSlim]

hey now that looks good

[Azriel]

I hope to dear God Lita/Gene/and Edge aren't having any threeways

*shudder*

[Corndad]

Anyone else think that 80's DVD looks sick.

[SuperSlim]

I thought she filed for divorce already

[Azriel]

No such thing as logic in the WWE

[Londoner]

God. Having the ECW ppv last night has just made watching Raw even worse.


Exactly how i feel, i know what you mean.

[Savio]

Edge is going to debut Cyclops?Litas gonna botch something during sex.
-------------
Nunzio coming out?

[Innovator]

I thought she filed for divorce alreadyit has to be finalized

[KingofOldSchool]

I've got a lot of DVD watching to do tomorrow night with The Road Warriors DVD and The Superstars of the 80's DVD coming out tomorrow.

[Azriel]

She said they're getting an annulment

[owenbrown]

WWE has....LOGIC?! :shifty: WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT START?! :roll:

[Innovator]

Watching ECW last night reminded me why I became a fan in the first place

Watching RAW tonight reminded me why I like to pound my head against a wall every Monday night

[Shadow]

What is this logic that you speak of?

[Gone Mad]

I bet you all that Xtian will end up cheating with Lita and have a fued with Edge one day, just like that one time with the Hardys. Trust me, it's so stupid, you KNOW they would write that up.

BAWGAWD I HOPE LITA GETS BURNED TOO... though I know she'd prob botch that too.

[KingofOldSchool]

I love Raw tonight.

[Azriel]

Do you think JR and King really like this music?

[Shadow]

STOP WITH THE GOD DAMN HELL IN THE CELL!

We know about this match god damn it! Stop shoving it down our throats!

[Innovator]

Honestly if Kane did his pyro and flames shot up all around Lita, that would've been badass

[PorkSoda]

I wish Lita's tattoo would come alive and eat her.

MOTORHEAD ON RAW! OH YEAH! Oh, its just Triple H.

[mike627]

Oh, shit! it's Wrestling's answer to nyqil

[SuperSlim]

more Triple H. He dominated the show without even waklin out to the ring... now that's sad

[Londoner]

This is WWE 'logic': Despite the fans knowing that Matt and Lita were together in r/l, they continue to show that its Kane and Lita who were together.

It's a retarded storyline and i hope it ends at Vengeance.


Oh and look here's HHH on Raw, interesting...

[Azriel]

It's not bad. Like I said, last week was so much better, but this week is decent.

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe we'll see the reformation of Evolution with HHH, Flair, and the new Raw member tonight.

[Gone Mad]

WELL, IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING LAME... I mean, the reason JBL is champ on SD.... THE GAMEEEEEEE... (goes on as long as one of HHH's promos)

Now, let's see Raw's newest member.... SEAN O'HAIRE!!!!! :(

[PorkSoda]

Honestly if Kane did his pyro and flames shot up all around Lita, that would've been badass

Or if Lita was sitting on the turnbuckles, then Kane did the fire thing and the fire threw Lita 50 feet in the air.

[Corndad]

Didnt HHH lose in the 6-man Hell in a Cell Angle won a few years back? If so all this Undefeated bullshit isnt worth anything

[SuperSlim]

it's hot at my house too

because AC won't work :(

[Azriel]

Uhh, no HHH, you're not

[Shadow]

HHH is on fire! Someone throw more gas on it!

[Azriel]

I thought it was in black and white. Damn it.

[Innovator]

Why cant the fans be ECW fans right now

SHUT THE FUCK UP *clap clap clap clap clap*

[SuperSlim]

he hasn't lost one on one in an HIAC match

[Azriel]

So, now he thinks he's Jesus?!!

[Bricktop]

:lol: They think reminding us of the HIC match every 5 seconds will make us want to watch it more. How sad. You could mention the ECW ppv once and it would automatically get more buys then Raw's ppv.

Its 2 weeks away. I fear how bad the Raw before the ppv will be if there are this many ads in this Raw

You know Raw is fucked when the ME is a Triple H promo.

BTW the draft will be a face.

[Shadow]

Cept for the 6 man Hell in a Cell.

[KingofOldSchool]

TAKER

[PorkSoda]

How come Triple H always bitches and complains when he loses the title but gets all excited when he wins it one more time?

HE SAID MR. MONDAY NIGHT! RVD! RVD!

[Innovator]

YES

[Fenix122]

Kurt Angle

[SuperSlim]

Angle!

[Corndad]

I WANT FN REP!!