Offical RAW Thread 06/13/05 - Who's Next to RAW?

[Nark Order]

On Thursday, RAW lost "The Crippler" Chris Benoit to SmackDown! via the Draft Lottery. How will RAW’s newest acquisition fill that void? Tune in tonight to find out.

In addition to the second SmackDown!-to-RAW Draft Lottery selection, the main event will feature RAW’s newest champion — John Cena — in a tag-team match alongside Y2J against Christian & Tyson Tomko.

And none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin will be administering some Texas Rattlesnake-style justice in Stone Cold Court. He’ll be presiding over disgruntled Superstars Muhammad Hassan and Daivari. NOTE: Stone Cold has demanded that Stone Cold Court begin promptly at 9/8 CT tonight (on Spike TV).

Don’t miss what is sure to be another unforgettable RAW, as the eventful roster shakeup continues.

[Shadow]

Whooooo for RAW!

Let's hope it'll be good and that the draft pic will be a good one.

[Kane Knight]

Two Words. MAE YOUNG!

[Kane Knight]

Or is it Zack Gowen?

[Nark Order]

Haas! Mark my words!

[Kane Knight]

Stone Cold Court sounds fucking gay.

[Nark Order]

Mae Gowen!

[Nark Order]

Yeah, and SCC will be the first thing on too

[Nark Order]

They better not bury Hassan!

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho will turn on Cena.

Charlie Haas will be the next pick.

And Austin will stun someone.

Oh and Triple H will say something.

[Kane Knight]

I vote for Bobcore.

[Nark Order]

Bobcore will be buried wherever he goes... and rightfully so.

[Mr. Marcus]

I was thinking, with the beatdown the 'Bisch took last night, how's he going to be able to be at RAW tonight?

If my theory is correct, I'd assume that there would be a fill-in G.M. for the evening. And if all of this is true, two people come to mind; Austin or Heyman.

[Marc the Smark]

They should make it The Big Show.

Why are people saying Haas? To team with Benjamin?

[Kane Knight]

Jericho will turn on Cena.

Charlie Haas will be the next pick.

And Austin will stun someone.

Oh and Triple H will say something.
Pretty much sums up the night.

Generically, but still.

[Nark Order]

That would be sweet.

Unless he puts Coach in charge again. :D

[Kane Knight]

They should make it The Big Show.

Why are people saying Haas? To team with Benjamin?
People are saying Haas because he's a reasonable choice for a "small" talent, and there was some show being promoted as Bobcore and Booker instead of Holly and Haas. Which we all know doesn't MEAN anything (cards are subject to change), but it's go people pretty confident.

I don't know if it'll be Haas, but I think there's a decent chance he'll be up. If not, it'll likely be someone of similar stanidng, as they just got a HUGE pick.

[Nark Order]

Dunno if Show would be the greatest choice. I think he's doing great where he is

[Corndad]

I put this in the other Official Thread but not sure which actually will last so.. heres my thoughts..

Just want to call that Angle will be the pick tonight, Its almost obvious with his Fued with both Tazz and Booker both being over really, Just lookin for a few cheap reps. lol. Actually lookin forward to what they got to offer tonight. Which way they go with the whole ECW thing will be interesting as well.

[Nark Order]

And if Carlito jumped to RAW, all of the charisma would be on one show

[Nark Order]

I put this in the other Official Thread but not sure which actually will last so.. heres my thoughts..

Just want to call that Angle will be the pick tonight, Its almost obvious with his Fued with both Tazz and Booker both being over really, Just lookin for a few cheap reps. lol. Actually lookin forward to what they got to offer tonight. Which way they go with the whole ECW thing will be interesting as well.
Too obvious, which is why I think it'll be a no go

[Loose Cannon]

the transition from ECW to this is a rough one.

[Nark Order]

the transition from ECW to this is a tough one.
Exactly. They better have a SWEET show tonight to follow that

[Corndad]

the transition from ECW to this is a rough one.

Understatement of the year...

[Nark Order]

I really hope they don't make storylines off of what happened last night though. ONE NIGHT stand.

[Shadow]

Now we know which one has been become the offical thread.

[Corndad]

Now we know which one has been become the offical thread.

I wanna rephrase... This is the new understatement of the year. lol

[Nark Order]

I wonder if the draft pick is doing the Highlight Reel again

[Shadow]

I wanna rephrase... This is the new understatement of the year. lol

What? I'm known for my random understatments and random observations. Why don't you go go all super emo over who could be the next draft pic?

[Corndad]

They really havent mentioned, either that or Bisch or even whoever is GM tonight will announce. I liked that they have done these right off the bat, gets the show off to a hot start.

[Corndad]

What? I'm known for my random understatments and random observations. Why don't you go go all super emo over who could be the next draft pic?

Just messin dude, I posted in the other one too. Wasnt sure which one would last.

[Kane Knight]

And if Carlito jumped to RAW, all of the charisma would be on one show
I hope he stays on Smackdown.

[Kane Knight]

Dunno if Show would be the greatest choice. I think he's doing great where he is
I hope they don't choose him.

[Mr. Marcus]

On a unrelated note, where has 'Taker been?

[Corndad]

I dont think Show would be a good Choice either. They are really lacking Mid Card Faces on SD I think. So would be bad to take him out of that in my opinion.

[John la Rock]

KURT ANGLE to RAW

one can only dream

[Corndad]

KURT ANGLE to RAW

one can only dream

:love: :love: :love:

I think its too obvious this week like I said, but I hope he eventually gets over there. He might actually get a decent storyline on Raw

[Shadow]

It's the most obvious choice.

I pray to god that it doesn't happen.

[Azriel]

They should probably have a heel come to RAW to balance.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kurt Angle can NOT move to Raw.

[Boondock Saint]

Hoping for a good RAW. 2 minutes.

[Shadow]

Starting.

[Boondock Saint]

Off we go

[Kane Knight]

They should probably have a heel come to RAW to balance.
They should have a face come over (There are plenty) and turn Heel. Haas works pretty well for that.

[Shadow]

Anyone else get excited when you see Vicky do that Widow's Peek to Christy while they're both wearing bikini's?

[mike627]

Here we go it's Austin.

[KingofOldSchool]

STONE COLD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD
STONE COLD

[Azriel]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Azriel]

Is he gonna get punished?

[Shadow]

All those Judges are not on Court TV.

[Face Heely]

Now, this is a good way to start the show. Austin ended ONS, and he's opening RAW. Do you smell that? Is that...continuity?

[V]

***MARKS UNITE, IT'S AUSTIN 3:16***

[Kane Knight]

Austin's in pretty good shape. Not the greatest, but...

[Azriel]

Didn't take long to mention Jackson

[mike627]

Well, there it is the only referance to ONS tonight.

[Kane Knight]

All those Judges are not on Court TV.
Who cares?

[Azriel]

Agreed KK. He still looks in kicking ass shape

[Shadow]

Is this the same arena where they had ONS?

[Thriller]

nice mark out moment

[Kane Knight]

Didn't take long to mention Jackson
True.

[Shadow]

SHUT UP WITH THE WHATS!

[KingofOldSchool]

Who cares?

I d....wait.

I don't.

[mike627]

Who cares? Not me. :shifty:

[Azriel]

The kind of justice that ends in someone getting their ass stunned

[Fenix122]

WHAT?

[Face Heely]

Is this the same arena where they had ONS?

Nah, I think they're in Rochester.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is this the same arena where they had ONS?

HAHAHAHAHA.

Are you serious?

[Gone Mad]

HI EVERYBODY!

IT'S STONE COLD, BAWGAWD! STONE COLD COURT, TONIGHT, followed by QUEER EYE FOR A SNITSKY GUY. ONLY ON SPIKE!

[mike627]

Hussan and Davari this is gonna be good..

[Batsu]

With Stone Cold, comes "What?"

[Azriel]

Hmm. Whats Hassan got to be slap happy about?

[Face Heely]

So, who else would mark out like there's no tomorrow if Sabu came out, either with Hassan, or sometime during this segment?

[Shadow]

He's from the USA. Idiots.

[Kane Knight]

RACISM RAWKS!

[Azriel]

:lol: Good one Steve

[KingofOldSchool]

Sand people.

[Kane Knight]

He's from the USA. Idiots.
Is not. He has a towel on his head.

[Shadow]

WHERE!?

They won't get my mom and make me into a little whiney emo kid with a braid.

[Azriel]

Good test to get Hassan over, as if he really needs it.

[Face Heely]

Sand people.

Didn't Anakin kill them off?

No, wait, they're in the other trilogy, too. Nevermind.

[KingofOldSchool]

I was hoping for Austin in a judge robe. :(

[Azriel]

That was a great moment :lol:

[SuperSlim]

I really don't see what's so awesome about Austin anymore

[Shadow]

Get the shaft? The ref reversed his.......

This guy is....annoying. Of course he doesn't actually speak Farsi so it's not that annoying.

[mike627]

Nice video!

[Face Heely]

"And if you don't believe me, Steve, please take a look at this careful prepared WWE video package that allegedly paints me as sympathetic, but also highlights my generally dickish nature, as I am, of course, a heel."

[Shadow]

I'd have to say it's a nice video as well.

[SuperSlim]

*yawn

[Face Heely]

Ha...wiping the sweat was great, especially if it was improvised.

[Shadow]

Uh-oh...whenever Austin asks you another question...you're in trouble.

[mike627]

Whoa! that's gonna be a good match.

[Face Heely]

Holy hell, Austin's booking a Hassan/Benjamin match?! *drools* This is how you get people to stay tuned.

[Kane Knight]

Didn't Anakin kill them off?

No, wait, they're in the other trilogy, too. Nevermind.
So is Davari a Bantha?

[Shadow]

And let's sign a death warrent for Hassan's win streak.

[Kane Knight]

Whoa! that's gonna be a good match.
Except he's gonna be screwed by Austin like Lita in a coatroom.

[SuperSlim]

hopefully this match will be pretty good

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't want Shelton to drop the title tonight. :(

[Azriel]

This should be good hopefully

[Thriller]

i say austin stuns him and costs him the match

[Azriel]

So is Davari a Bantha?
I think hes adopted

[Kane Knight]

And let's sign a death warrent for Hassan's win streak.
DEATH TO THE TOWELHEAD!

[Kane Knight]

I think hes adopted
Austin: Daivari...I AM YOUR FATHER...

[Shadow]

DEATH TO THE TOWELHEAD!

He's not a fucking towlhead you racist hick!

[Shadow]

We missed that armdrag? Fuck!

[KingofOldSchool]

Great, let's chant for Austin instead of Benjamin.

[mike627]

Yeah, that's the way the match will go.

[Shadow]

I love it when the camera mic picks up someone's individual voice. That kid sounded cute.

[Azriel]

There you go Austin

[Face Heely]

Y'know...I think it'd be great if Hassan won the title tonight. He could probably get decent mileage from noting that Steve Austin, who the fans adore, was primarily responsible for noting and reversing the discrimination against him; and so, the fans should follow Austin's lead.

[Kane Knight]

He's not a fucking towlhead you racist hick!
Yes he is. BEcause Stone Cold Said So.

[Azriel]

I'd definitely love to see Hassan win it, but Shelton is doing great things with it at the moment. Maybe have Hassan trade to Smackdown and win the US Title. Think of it.

[Azriel]

Now that was a pretty good counter

[Azriel]

Why do I sense a ref bump coming?

[Face Heely]

I'd definitely love to see Hassan win it, but Shelton is doing great things with it at the moment. Maybe have Hassan trade to Smackdown and win the US Title. Think of it.

Ahahaha. You're right. That's brilliant. :D

[Azriel]

Shame on you Hassan :D

[Shadow]

I bet Stone Cold did...yes he did.

There we go.....Stunner.

I see it now...Austin vs. Hassan at Vengence.

[Deceit]

Daivari sold that stunner Rock style, awesome hahahah

[Kane Knight]

Blah. Gay

[owenbrown]

enough of the michael jackson stuff already, KING !!!! :rant: :mad:

[SuperSlim]

it was aight

[KingofOldSchool]

Please don't stun Shelton.

[mike627]

Who ever predicted the match shall get a rep from me.

[Azriel]

I hope not Shadow

[owenbrown]

i wonder who the 2nd draft pick is

[KingofOldSchool]

i wonder who the 2nd draft pick is

Al Wilson.

[Marc the Smark]

That whole thing was stupid. First of all, why is Austin ordering matches? Does he have some kind of authority now, or was it only for this match? Why wasn't that explained to us? And also, why did Austin announce Hassan as the winner after he saw Hassan cheat?

[Xerzes]

No, JR, Austin did not "unarm" Hassan. He "disarmed" him. "Unarmed" is an adjective, "disarmed" is a verb in the past tense.

[SuperSlim]

King - Next Michael Jackson

[Azriel]

Wow!

[mike627]

Bish is censoring ECW.

[SuperSlim]

Matt Morgan is the next draft pick

[Azriel]

That sounds SWEET!!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOO CENA VS. CHRISTIAN

[Fenix122]

nice...cena vs christian at vengeance

[Sepholio]

OMG CHRISTIAN VS CENA AT VENGEANCE, WOOOOOOO!

[owenbrown]

CENA VS. CAPTAIN CHARISMA AT VENGANCE!!!!!! :D FOR THE WWE TITLE !!!!!! :D :D

[Shadow]

And here is HHH....

I don't even need my special "HOld Down Aura" glasses to see that Hunter is in super hold down mode.

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww Triple H looks so cute wearing a purple tie.

[Face Heely]

I think KK laid out the reasons earlier for Haas getting drafted...I've seen Dupree being bandied about as a potential pick, too. I'm gonna go with Dupree, if only because Benjamin's already had a spot tonight, whereas La Res hasn't. (Not that they usually do...)

So, wait. Are they just feeding Christian to Cena now? And having Y2J take his place after Vengeance?

[Azriel]

Yep, looks like a heel

[owenbrown]

Al Wilson.

LMAO :rofl:

[SuperSlim]

Cena vs. Christian sounds cool.

[Gone Mad]

Jericho! Kick his ass, J-man!

HHH v. Jericho sounds like money... if J actually wins it, damn it.

[KingofOldSchool]

It looks like it could be Angle, JBL, or The Undertaker.

[Face Heely]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm suddenly seeing a vase instead of the Bischoffice...

[mike627]

HHH: the bore

[Sepholio]

Seems to me like we might see another huge draft pick after that little segment.

[Azriel]

I think you may be right KOOS

[Azriel]

Chances are, you'll see mostly uppercards being traded to keep the crowds interest

[owenbrown]

well HHH's talking is 3 minutes i will never get back :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

so I was at Burger King today and there was this butt ugly chick at he window with a moustache and beard... freakin sick

[Thriller]

I think KK laid out the reasons earlier for Haas getting drafted...I've seen Dupree being bandied about as a potential pick, too. I'm gonna go with Dupree, if only because Benjamin's already had a spot tonight, whereas La Res hasn't. (Not that they usually do...)

So, wait. Are they just feeding Christian to Cena now? And having Y2J take his place after Vengeance?
I actually see the cena/xtian fued lasting longer than one match so i can see something along the line of Y2J walking out on Cena tonight and have xtian get drafted

[Boondock Saint]

UGH, Masters.

[Fenix122]

ZZZzzz

[KingofOldSchool]

PISS BREAK TIME

[SuperSlim]

ir's a Masterlike piss break

[Azriel]

Pulp Fiction on basic TV isn't even worth it. Why bother?

Oh good, getting the crapfest over fast

[owenbrown]

and BTW did HHH just call a smackdown guy a jack off on live tv and the 7 second delay didn't censor him?

[Shadow]

And this...is a piss break.

[KingofOldSchool]

Masters vs. Val Venis Part III

[Azriel]

Too bad he doesn't have the talent or the charisma to back it up King

[Gone Mad]

MASTERS!!! :love: :love: :love: .......I mean... :mad: !

Well, perfect time to take out the trash, literally.

[mike627]

OMFG get this ass off my TV.

[Azriel]

Is Lillian sick by the way?

[PullMyFinger]

why is this guy on my screen? shit-break time!

I think instead of Chris Masters, they should just show ECW vignettes or not even that...just the fucking logo for like a couple of mins. and it'll get more ratings and interest LOL

[Face Heely]

...I just noticed the commentators. I mean, lord knows I've watched enough wrestling to know they're there, but I haven't actually picked up on a single word they've said tonight until now.

It was so much better... :'(

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Lillian sick by the way?

She's got jungle fever.

[Azriel]

Where'd he get that money from? Organized crime?

[SuperSlim]

what the blue world is this?

[Fenix122]

slaughter... ugh

[Kane Knight]

Slaughter. :yawn:

[Azriel]

On your feet maggots. Its the Sarge!

[owenbrown]

*pops in tape of ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" from today.*... lemme know when hes off my tv.

[Kane Knight]

what the blue world is this?
Raw going down the crapper.

[SuperSlim]

borrrrrrrrrrrrring

[Kane Knight]

On your feet maggots. Its the Sarge!
I can't sleep standing up.

[Sepholio]

LMAO, watch Slaughter break the masterlock. I will love it.

[Fenix122]

On your feet maggots. Its the Sarge!

I think I'll stay seated thank you. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

It'd be cool if he introed the draft pick, but it won't happen.

[V]

argh, slaughter AGAIN... i am sick of this guy randomly appearing

[owenbrown]

ALRIGHT .....it's the SARGE!! :D PLEASE give him the cobra clutch :D

[Face Heely]

...and so begins Chris Masters, the Legend Killer.

Poor Sgt. Slaughter. They feed him to jobbers so often that a win over him means so little.

Also, in one of the early matches last night (the three-way dance, maybe?) somebody actually slipped right out of a full nelson. That's what they should do to Masters - have him outsmarted, rather than outmuscled.

[Kane Knight]

LMAO, watch Slaughter break the masterlock. I will love it.
I will piss myself laughing.

[SuperSlim]

I figured they would after ECW did so well

[mike627]

Sarge forced to job to Masters.

[PullMyFinger]

what the blue world is this?
bWo?

[Kane Knight]

Wow. How to top ECW ONS?

I know! SGT SLAUGHTER!

[KingofOldSchool]

Sarge is saying what we're all thinking.

[SuperSlim]

LMAO, watch Slaughter break the masterlock. I will love it.

since I didn't take my piss break I'd probably piss laughin if he broke it

[mike627]

Good Sarge beat his ass!

[Kane Knight]

So the Clutch requires a 3 count, but the MAsterlock requires one?

[SuperSlim]

bWo?

if they appeared that would be awesome

[Shadow]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fenix122]

ok so the cobra clutch challenge gets a 3 count but the masterlock only gets one...

[SuperSlim]

Slaughter doesn't even have a neck

[Fenix122]

damn KK beat me to it

[SuperSlim]

he's cheating

[owenbrown]

wtf is this shit ???
:wtf: masters gets 3 hand drops and his opponents get only one? :mad:

[mike627]

The ass won once again..

[SuperSlim]

*yawn

[Face Heely]

ok so the cobra clutch challenge gets a 3 count but the masterlock only gets one...

Yeah. And within the context of a few minutes...

[Shadow]

Yeah it totally works out...oh fucking shit no. That just totally sucks that the Masterlock gets one drop, but everyone else gets three.

[Azriel]

Kinda retarded, ain't it?

[Gone Mad]

Well, that was Slaughter building up the new kid # 2046. Damn has it gotten annoying already.

I hope the Boston Brawler breaks the MasterPiece. I mean, Master--ah, I give up! **eats sundae rapidly **

[owenbrown]

way to treat a legend and former WWE champ :wtf:

[Kane Knight]

he's cheating
BOOOO!@

[Sepholio]

It is complete bullshit how Masters gets to have his arm dropped 3 times for the cobra clutch, and Slaughters only has to fall once in the masterlock.

Let me get a chance with Masters, I'll pick his damn lock with a crowbar and make sure he never shows up on my TV ever again.

[Deceit]

way to treat a legend and former WWE champ :wtf:

It's an attempt to get the new guy over

[Fenix122]

well at least thats some points for my WWE fantasy team

[Kane Knight]

Kinda retarded, ain't it?http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gifhttp://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gif

[Azriel]

Seriously, why not just have them hold out to the three count? And do you notice the same guy refs his matches? Maybe he's co-conspiring with Masters.




Or maybe not :lol:

[Kane Knight]

It's a failed attempt to get the new guy over

[Shadow]

It is complete bullshit how Masters gets to have his arm dropped 3 times for the cobra clutch, and Slaughters only has to fall once in the masterlock.

Let me get a chance with Masters, I'll pick his damn lock with a crowbar and make sure he never shows up on my TV ever again.

It's not Masters' fault he's a douch. It's the stupid writer who came up with this gimmiack who should be killed.

[PorkSoda]

Favoritism for Masters

[KingofOldSchool]

They need to bring back Billy Jack Haynes to feud with Masters.

[Kane Knight]

It's not Masters' fault he's a douch. It's the stupid writer who came up with this gimmiack who should be killed.
It is his fault he sucks tho.

[Kane Knight]

Favoritism for Masters
It's racist!

[Deceit]

I realized I left out "failed" and/or "miserable" after I posted :lol:

[owenbrown]

It's an attempt to get the new guy over

the only way to get this guy over is to get rid of this lame ass gimmick he has :shifty:

[Fenix122]

damn it! another freakin video montage of stuff that everyone knows already

[Kane Knight]

BATISSTA BOMB!

Change the God Damned name.

[Kane Knight]

I realized I left out "failed" and/or "miserable" after I posted :lol:
Just trying to be helpful.

[Kane Knight]

Triple H is still proud he figured out he has a finisher?

[Deceit]

You guys know what would be awesome?

An entertaining segment and/or match.

[SuperSlim]

what can they change the batistabomb name to?

[PorkSoda]

BATISSTA BOMB!

Change the God Damned name.

To what? Batista BONG?

[Shadow]

BATISSTA BOMB!

Change the God Damned name.

To what? Sitdown Powerbomb?

[Fenix122]

To what? Batista BONG?

only if he starts teaming with RVD :lol:

[SuperSlim]

sit down bpowerbomb by Batista

[owenbrown]

another HHH IS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE RAW ROSTER montage that no one cares about...... off to do laundry :shifty:

[mike627]

You guys know what would be awesome?

An entertaining segment and/or match. It's Raw you expect too much from them. :lol:

[SuperSlim]

BBQbomb by Batista BAH GAWD!

[Kane Knight]

Wait. I left the room. Is this the same promo?

[Face Heely]

I've seen folks call it the "Osprey Bomb." Was that the OVW name for it? It still sounds special, but not overly gimmicky.

[PorkSoda]

They have to show this montage every 20 minutes so the fans don't forget who Triple H is.

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe the next pick is RVD.

[Shadow]

Can I kill HHH instead?

[SuperSlim]

hey now Raw delivered last week

[SuperSlim]

man why he gotta wear that gay shirt

[Kane Knight]

Nice to see Xtian coming out of the closet.

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF is up with Christian's outfit?

[Deceit]

The WWE lacks in the consistency department.

[Fenix122]

i think it got caught in a paper shredder

[Azriel]

That outfit's definitely retarded big time

[SuperSlim]

could he have saved it for another time though?

[KingofOldSchool]

It looks like he went to the same chick who designs HBK's ring attire.

[mike627]

Yeah, Im still in shock over that.

[PorkSoda]

That looks like something The Booty Man would wear.

[Shadow]

RAW's sucking right now.

GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN DRAFT PICK!

[Azriel]

Eh, no big deal really. It's still Capt. Charisma baby!