Official MONDAY Night Raw thread 6/27/05

[owenbrown]

ECW ECW ECW

[Savio]

D V D

[Face Heely]

Carlito's eyes were bigger than his hair for a sec there

[PorkSoda]

RVD on the mic = :y:

[Gone Mad]

BTW, I was kidding about being a lemon. He is anything but a lemon and it's DAM true!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now where Alphonso?!

[owenbrown]

please let RVD shoot again :D

[Splaya]

7000 coming up boys, C-fed style

[SuperSlim]

RVD gonna turn it up

[PorkSoda]

If WWE will let RVD pull out his ECW style then :drool:

Mr. Monday Night :love:

[Shadow]

JR sounds happy about that btw.

[The CyNick]

COOL!

[The One]

I miss Fonzie. I hope he comes back soon :(

[SuperSlim]

hmmm Carlito vs. RVD in time. now that's cool

[Savio]

steel table?

[Splaya]

God, a RVD and Carlito fued

[PorkSoda]

They did this wrong. Fucking Carlito...god damn Peurto Ricans...

[Shadow]

Wow can RVD sell an injury.

[The CyNick]

That was unnecessary

[SuperSlim]

I like that shirt

[Fryza]

RVD... :-\ Meh...

[SuperSlim]

just wait, if they let RVD do more than 5 moves

[Splaya]

What was the number of the freeway that Cena and HBK's partner was coming from?

[Loose Cannon]

Carlito really is something special. You can tell the guy was born to be in wrestling. You can tell he's been watching and learning since he was a kid. Definately the best rookie to come around a a loooooong time. He understands how to get heat and knows how to piss that crowd off.

[Gone Mad]

Now dat.... was Cool. Looks like RVD's gotta a fued coming up very soon with Mr. CCC.

[mike627]

Oh, Kurt Vs. the senile old man next.

[SuperSlim]

409 Splayboy

[owenbrown]

SUPER AGENT?! :shifty:

[Shadow]

What was the number of the freeway that Cena and HBK's partner was coming from?

The locker room down the hall.

[Savio]

another marrige- oh thank god

[PorkSoda]

This is the night where Flair is going to execute a top rope move.

[SuperSlim]

here we go babay

[Face Heely]

Well, I figured Big Show would be moved to Raw tonight, then changed my mind after that six-man match was made. Shoulda known better. Still, they're generally letting the show coast on post-Vengeance sizzle, as I predicted they would. SD's getting huge picks tomorrow, and I'll be quietly thinking "told ya so."

(Also, notice the emphasis on the WWE title/champion. HiaC was the last hurrah for that belt on Raw, methinks; and from the sound of it, it got a good send-off.)

[Shadow]

This is the night where Flair is going to execute a top rope move.

I will friggin cream my pants if that happens.

[SuperSlim]

I'm callin Angle comin out on top.. of course

[Gone Mad]

FLAIR V. ANGLE: CLASSIC IN THE MAKING.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[SuperSlim]

if Flair nails a double axe from the top ah man that would be too sweet for words

[Karlsberg]

Oh, Kurt Vs. the senile old man next.



I didn't know J.R was wrestling tonight

[Xerzes]

If Flair were twenty years younger, this match would kick asses which haven't been invented yet. As it is, meh, I expect ***.

[mike627]

Heh, Coach babysitting King and JR.:lol:

[SuperSlim]

Flair can still deliver them

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

[PorkSoda]

Flair just shoved his finger up Angle's nose and out came a red white and blue cloth.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ what Flair is doing to Angle's nose!

[SuperSlim]

man this is awesome

[The Answer]

This is the night where Flair is going to execute a top rope move.

This is the night were Flair taps to the ankle lock

[mike627]

This match is a good one after all.:)

[Sepholio]

Well, I think HHH will go to SD! to replace Big Show in the 6-man match, thus becoming the first SD champ ever.

[PorkSoda]

This is the night were Flair taps to the ankle lock

:love: This match would ultimately kick ass if it was a submission match.

[SuperSlim]

can't believe Flair took that on the outside

[RawRocks]

well the WWE has to kill the momentum of the match doing a piss break.. i mean commercial break.

[Gone Mad]

Hey, if Flair nails the top rope move and it turns out to be a spinning 450 swanton leg splash, I will buy all of you guys Mini Coopers and some M-azings.

[PorkSoda]

Hey, if Flair nails the top rope move and it turns out to be a spinning 450 swanton leg splash, I will buy all of you guys Mini Coopers and some M-azings.

What if he just lands a top rope move?

[SuperSlim]

man this match really had potential

[6to1]

well the WWE has to kill the momentum of the match doing a piss break.. i mean commercial break.
yep i can't wait till they move back to usa.

[The Answer]

BTW Micheals and Cena's partner will be Marty Jannetty...

[Gone Mad]

What if he just lands a top rope move?

A nice rep and a WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

...And a M-azing. :shifty:

[mike627]

STF have not seen that one in a long time.

[Shadow]

And here's how you beat the Crossface. Bite him!

[Savio]

what does STF mean?

[SuperSlim]

dang

[SuperSlim]

Tyson shot by Lawler

[owenbrown]

yep i can't wait till they move back to usa.

so RAW will be pre-empted by dog shows and tennis again :shifty:

[Shadow]

UP TOP! GOING UP TOP!

[PorkSoda]

Here we go top rope move...AHH DAMN!

[RawRocks]

so RAW will be pre-empted by dog shows and tennis again :shifty:
one will hope they move that crap over to Bravo! :-\

[mike627]

superplex.

[SuperSlim]

he almost landed a top rope move. uh oh.

[Shadow]

...ow.

[The Answer]

LOL the botch

[SuperSlim]

man that was close

[Shadow]

...Modified version? What has JR been smocking?

[mike627]

Ahh! :eek:

[SuperSlim]

low grab

[RawRocks]

now that was funny!

[Batsu]

Uhhh..... the Testicular Claw?!

[Xerzes]

Someone tell me that ugly mess of a superplex attempt was supposed to look like such an ugly mess. Because I'm doubting it.

[Shadow]

Someone tell me that ugly mess of a superplex attempt was supposed to look like such an ugly mess. Because I'm doubting it.

Probably not. Flair looks tired. All those Whoos wore him out.

[SuperSlim]

oh my oh my oh my... there goes the low blow

[Gone Mad]

WHOA I totally marked out on the Figure 4! That was intense. And in case you didnt know...

ANGLE IS GOD.

[PorkSoda]

A low blow causes a disqualification...but grabbing someone there is alright?

[Batsu]

Man, another shot to Angle's genitals.

[owenbrown]

this is a helluva match :y:

[SuperSlim]

woooooooooo

[mike627]

Ankle Lock!

[Shadow]

A low blow causes a disqualification...but grabbing someone there is alright?

Apperently.

[SuperSlim]

Flair taps

[PorkSoda]

He tapped. Woo

[Batsu]

That was great!

[The Answer]

This is the night were Flair taps to the ankle lock


:yes:

[owenbrown]

that wasn't much of a tap out :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

man that was a match

[Gone Mad]

WOOOOOOO !!!!!!! I LOVE MUTHA F-ING KIRK ANGEL!!!!! WOOOO !!!

BEST MATCH OF THE YEAR. There, I said it.

[SuperSlim]

awww crap

[Savio]

what does STF mean?

[Face Heely]

MATCH OF THE NIGHT.

[owenbrown]

oh joy the diva search is next...... wake me when it is over :shifty:

[Batsu]

LOL @ that replay of the Hassan-ing...

[SuperSlim]

man we go from gold to crap with the crap search.

[SuperSlim]

I liked that replay though. so how can replace Show in that match?

[The Answer]

Hey now that Show is on Raw who takes his place in the 6 man match? CC? Jericho or will it be scraped because Batista shows up.

[Face Heely]

Hey guys...you may wanna edit that six-man graphic. A BIG edit, if I may.

[Gone Mad]

AAAYYYYAAHHAAYAAAALEIEIELLLAAAAAAHHH

The sound I'd like to hear during the Diva Search. HUSSAN! :love:

[Fryza]

Don't know if this has been asked or not... But uh... Who's going to replace Big Show in the six-man match on SmackDown?

[Savio]

Hope one shows a thong

[SuperSlim]

I orgot what STF stood for :$

[Batsu]

AAAYYYYAAHHAAYAAAALEIEIELLLAAAAAAHHH

The sound I'd like to hear during the Diva Search.

Absolutely. Damn this draft taking away one of the good things about Raw...

[SuperSlim]

man didn't they learn from teh first one

[PorkSoda]

Diva Search...do you see the six THINGS on some of them? :drool: CHEESEBURGERS!

[Face Heely]

Hey now that Show is on Raw who takes his place in the 6 man match? CC? Jericho or will it be scraped because Batista shows up.

Batista shows up, no doubt; the match probably becomes a #1 contender's match. The other pick probably gets put in the match, and my money's on Jericho. (It seems they're ignoring the trade idea...unless they use that to shuffle some undercarders, like last year.)

[Batsu]

I orgot what STF stood for :$

Stepover
Toehold
and
Facelock?

[Gone Mad]

yay. i am excited. this should be fun. girls eating pies with their ass. wee!

VICKY, COME OUT NOW! PLEASE, I LOVE YOU! :drool:

[SuperSlim]

they changed her music... nope it still sucks

[SuperSlim]

I want Vicky to kick osme Diva ass

[SuperSlim]

I hope one of them trip

[Loose Cannon]

I'm masturbating :D

[SuperSlim]

she ugly

[Fryza]

That last one is bad. I don't like her...

[Loose Cannon]

[/Hired Hitman]

lol

[Shadow]

Why do we have to have this?

And the last chick is gonna be this year's Carmella.

[Sepholio]

Its funny, all of these girls make Christy look like ass.

[owenbrown]

I want Vicky to kick osme Diva ass

oh be patient.... :)

[mike627]

zzzzz.Christy,just shut-up and look pretty.

[SuperSlim]

Vis to save the segment

[Shadow]

.........We wanted Vicky, not Visera!

[Loose Cannon]

you have an origianl username mike

[PorkSoda]

Here comes Vissy. He stole Flair's robe.

[mike627]

Vis!

[owenbrown]

LMFAO @ christy referencing coach gettin punched in the nuts :rofl:

[The Answer]

Big Vis= Big Pimpin

[Champion of Europa]

BIG VIS

[Gone Mad]

>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH YES!!! BIG VIS! <<<<<

[Savio]

eat them

[SuperSlim]

could they speed this segment up a lil

[Splaya]

BTW Micheals and Cena's partner will be Marty Jannetty...
It'll be the Rock :mad:

[Savio]

except the rican

[Shadow]

Lordy...this is saving the segment but I don't wanna watch it. I do belive I'm stoned.

[Innovator]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

[SuperSlim]

*yawn

[Savio]

come on titty [/chappelle]

[Batsu]

You know what, piss break as this is, I kinda like Ashley's style.

[PorkSoda]

Ashley thinks shes all bad. "Whats up guys?" Ok.....

[The Answer]

LOL A mix between John Cena and Avril Lavigne....

[Shadow]

And this get's put on Mute.

Thought I'm wondering why she couldn't find the zipper that easily.

[mike627]

Vick shows up and kills them all.

[Xerzes]

Huh. "TITS" sign. Think I saw security take them. And a bag of Doritos being offered to Vis. Think those are the "Necho Cheesier" flavor. That flavor rules. And...we're back to usual Diva Search, and I hit the mute button and face the computer until this segment ends.

[Fryza]

LOL @ Leyla

[SuperSlim]

booooooooooooooooooooo

[owenbrown]

someone PLEASE take KING off his viagra script :shifty:

[Bo]

come on titty [/chappelle]

I wish I had four hands.

[SuperSlim]

Lawler gonna have a heart attack

[Innovator]

Summer, good name

[PorkSoda]

More like six reasons there Kristal.

[Loose Cannon]

can Summer talk like a robot any more. jesus

[SuperSlim]

man that was pathetic

[Loose Cannon]

HI...MY..NAME...IS...SUMMER. A E I O U

[SuperSlim]

she got an ugly face

[mike627]

Lawler gonna have a heart attackOne can only hope. :shifty:

[Batsu]

LOL, I thought King was gonna pull a Chappelle...

[SuperSlim]

I missed the booty

[Shadow]

Huh. "TITS" sign. Think I saw security take them. And a bag of Doritos being offered to Vis. Think those are the "Necho Cheesier" flavor. That flavor rules. And...we're back to usual Diva Search, and I hit the mute button and face the computer until this segment ends.

Doing the same thing buddy.

[Fryza]

LMAO What the fuck

[PorkSoda]

HI...MY..NAME...IS...SUMMER. A E I O U

LOL.

Alexis...she looks like Dawn Marie but acts like a bitchy Stone Cold.

[Bo]

can Summer talk like a robot any more. jesus
Southern accent. A strong one.

[SuperSlim]

that was retarded

[Batsu]

WOO!

[Xerzes]

Okay, I made the mistake of turning around. Is Alexis a man?

[SuperSlim]

dang it I want a match

[Shadow]

Could this get any dumber?

[SuperSlim]

Alexis is mixed

[Innovator]

Wow this sucks, what the fuck was Vince smoking when he thought to do this again

[owenbrown]

well theres 10 minutes of my life i will never get back :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

it just got dumber

[Shadow]

Oh thank god for Slaughter.

[Fryza]

LMAO

[Splaya]

You know what's amazing. We spend 15 minutes on this bullshit, but we got a piss break during Flair/Angle :mad:

[SuperSlim]

wooo I think Slaughter is gonna help this thing actually

[Bo]

Hes taking them to boot camp.

[Batsu]

LOL, he's smiling.

[PorkSoda]

Diva search, and especially whats happening next week, Wrestlecrap written all over it.

[SuperSlim]

well I'm tired of dancin. come on Vicky

[Shadow]

............................

GO TO GOD DAMN COMMERCIAL NOW!

[Sepholio]

wtf, bikini bootcamp? Are these girls G.I. Joes in training now?

P.S. THIS SEGMENT IS TAKING TO DAMN LONG.

[Volchok]

This crap makes my head hurt...and not my dick head either...

[Splaya]

God where the fuck was Orton to PKO all of those chicks :mad:

[SuperSlim]

Man this diva search is so sucky. man the only thing that can save Raw after a segment like that is the special partner. it better be huge enough to make me record too

[Innovator]

Rock or Batista for the partner tonight

[Xerzes]

Ew ew ew, horny Sgt. Slaughter. Not right. Not right at all.

[Batsu]

Maybe Lady J had to do this.

[PorkSoda]

Mysterio is going to be the mystery partner tonight.

[Savio]

Who's it gonna be? when hulkimania runs wild on me.....?

[Innovator]

The WWE needs Carmella back, she made the Diva Search

[SuperSlim]

God where the fuck was Orton to PKO all of those chicks :mad:

you know, that woulda been the perfect time to live out your lady killer gimmick man.

[Savio]

Matt hardy....no double j

[SuperSlim]

it's gonna be Triple H!

[SuperSlim]

Come on Rock

[Savio]

The WWE needs Carmella back, she made the Diva Searchum how?

[SuperSlim]

brain dead

[Innovator]

ROCKY!

ROCKY!

ROCKY!

[PorkSoda]

Batisto! Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

[SuperSlim]

um how?

it was a lot easier to hate her and root for her. all these other girls just suck

[Shadow]

Probably the Rock.

God damn WWE.

[SuperSlim]

he is champion until SummerSlam

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

[Marc the Smark]

Jannetty's in jail?!?!?

[Savio]

haha

[SuperSlim]

tear a hamstring pickin up the phone

[PorkSoda]

LOL! Tear a hamstring picking up the phone. :rofl:

[Shadow]

Jericho picking up on the internet. Lol.

[Splaya]

Nash would tear a hamstring picking up the phone...fucking hilarious :lol:

[Sepholio]

ROFL JERICHO SHOOTING ON NASH LMAO

[Innovator]

YES!

[Marc the Smark]

"Nash would tear a hamstring just pickin' up the phone" :rofl:

[The Answer]

LOL Jericho on Nash

[Gone Mad]

LOL @ J's Nash joke! Classic.

Hogan? Well, the reality show is coming up soon... oh boy!

[Splaya]

HAHA FUCKERS ITS GONNA BE THE ROCK

[Innovator]

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

[PorkSoda]

Jericho and Christian should team together.

It's going to be Hogan, not Rocky.

[SuperSlim]

ohhh nooooooo not Hogan. there isn't enough time for him to do all his poses

[Innovator]

Dude Hogan need a new hip, not him

[Batsu]

Jericho rules... LMFAO.

[The Answer]

ECW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Savio]

they're gonna botch it some how

[SuperSlim]

man lose the gay shirt

[Splaya]

PEEPS UNITE


IT'S CHRISTIAN

[Shadow]

Let's see who it is.

[Gone Mad]

***** PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CAPT. CHARISMA, ADMIRAL GOAT BOY, AND THE KING OF THE WORLD...


CHRIS JERICHO!!!! *****

[PorkSoda]

Looks like Sesame Street designed Christian's entrance attire.

Hogan...Hogan...Hogan....

[Xerzes]

If a zebra were a rapist, it would probably look like Captain Charisma's current outfit.

I'm just sayin'.

[Face Heely]

10 minutes, plus overrun, minus time for Hogan's poses...gonna be a short match, probably end in a quick DQ and/or brawl.

[darkpower]

OK, here's what I have noticed...those who have "closed out" their feuds or whatever on RAW/SmackDown get drafted to the other show.

So...I'm guessing whoever "closes out" this tonight is one I'm thinking is being drafted tomorrow/tonight.

[Shadow]

THE CHAMP IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!

[The Answer]

It probably is the Rock....

[Gone Mad]

$$$$$$$ the CHAMP is here. JOHN CENA!!!!!! $$$$$$$

[SuperSlim]

come on come on

[SuperSlim]

I actually hope it's The Rock

[Gone Mad]

BAWGAWD!!! IT'S DOINK THE CLOWN IS THE THIRD MAN!!!!

[addy2hotty]

Gotta be Hogan, Rocky wouldn't come back for a match like this.

[Savio]

hurricane

[darkpower]

I actually hope it's The Rock
Rock, Hogan, Jaanetty (if he is actually not in jail, that's the first time I've heard of that), Lesner, Matt Hardy....could be anyone...look for a holy shit or an oh shit moment.

[Savio]

OMG BROCK!

[mike627]

Please,in the name of Arn Anderson let it not be Hogan.

[Shadow]

And the third guy is.....

MATT HARDY!

[Savio]

spike?

[Shadow]

JANNETTY!

[Batsu]

HOGAN.

[Fryza]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The One]

Why god why/

[SuperSlim]

noooooooooooooooooooo

[Shadow]

DAMN IT!

[The Answer]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!