Official MONDAY Night Raw thread 6/27/05

[Nervous Ferret]

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Hell in a Cell - the day after
June 27, 2005




Batista (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/batista/) and Triple H (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/) tore each other apart in the demonic structure known as Hell in a Cell. Both absorbed punishment from a chain, barbed-wire steel chair, sledgehammer and metal ring steps — in addition to bloodying blows from the unforgiving Cell itself. In the end, Batista emerged still World Heavyweight Champion, surviving a Pedigree and turning back the 10-time former world champion.

But what awaits the Animal on RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) fewer than 24 hours after the most brutal beating of his life? Will it be a night of celebration, or will those with their eye on the prize look to strike while Batista is in a weakened state?

To the delight of the Chain Gang, John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) will walk into Anaheim, Calif., with the WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/) … and likely a few words for opponents Chris Jericho (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrisjericho/) and Christian (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/christian/). How will Y2J and “Captain Charisma” respond after coming so very close to capturing the WWE Championship, only to see it slip away?



Intercontinental Champion Carlito (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/) made it two-for-two against Shelton Benjamin (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/sheltonbenjamin/), again reaching into his bag of tricks to earn a crucial win. After coming up just short at Vengeance (http://www.wwe.com/shows/vengeance/), where does Shelton go from here?<SCRIPT type=text/javascript>DisplayAd("LargeBody");</SCRIPT>

Lita (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/lita/) must also be wondering what will happen next after watching her fiancée Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) fall at the hands of furious Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kane/).

It certainly seemed like things aren’t settled between Christy (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/christyhemme/) and Victoria (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/victoria/) after what went down at Vengeance. Will the fiery redhead get her hands on Victoria on RAW? And after watching her new love Viscera (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/viscera/) leave her in most unusual fashion on Sunday, what does the brokenhearted Lilian Garcia do now?

In addition, don’t miss the dramatic finale of RAW’s half of the Draft Lottery as two Superstars move from SmackDown! (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/) to Monday nights. After seeing marquee names such as John Cena, Kurt Angle (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kurtangle/) and Carlito drafted, who’s next and what impact will it have on RAW?

All this and more Monday at 9/8 CT only on Spike TV.

[Nervous Ferret]

wtf *bump* this fell to the bottom of the page in less than a minute.

TGhe forums are messed up right now, so expect a LONG night

[SuperSlim]

I was wondering when one of these was gonna be made

[Gouda]

Eddie G. and Charlie H. tonight.

[Nervous Ferret]

Yeah haven't made one in a long time. Thought I might contribute something. I will be here all night for all you Ferret-o-nites that are wondering out there.

[SuperSlim]

that's a long name.

but yeah Charlie H. to be drafted tonight... hopefully

[PureHatred]

Ferretheads

[PureHatred]

Why not just put the last nail in the coffin and have Eddie and Rey get drafted to Raw?

[Volchok]

This is gonna be one long night with the forums how they are.

[SuperSlim]

Ferrettheads does sound shorter

[Nervous Ferret]

The Ferret Gang

[Nervous Ferret]

The <s>Ferret</s> Nervous Gang

[PureHatred]

NerF World Order

[Nervous Ferret]

Ferret coalition

[SuperSlim]

what about me and my Slimminites?

[addy2hotty]

I've got a feeling Edge is going to use his Money In The Bank tonight, and that's just from what the preview says.

[PureHatred]

Slimphomaniacs

[Face Heely]

Eddie G. and Charlie H. tonight.

Either those two, or one of them plus a diva, commentator, or announcer. :y:

[Marc the Smark]

I wonder who will get drafted - Eddie or Rey?

[Nervous Ferret]

NEITHER !

[Xero]

I'm going with Eddie as one of them. Otherwise, they basically ended his and Rey's feud for nothing, as it could have gone on at least a bit longer.

[Xero]

OMG LEIK MATT HARDY IZ BAKSTAG! HES GON BE DA NEXT TRAD! EDGE GON GET IT!

[SuperSlim]

finally it begins

[Face Heely]

WWE leader...and We Are GO for RAW.

Hooray for pyro!

[SuperSlim]

it may be Eddie, there is no ramp

[Nervous Ferret]

hott pyro right there

[SuperSlim]

here we go, what we gonna do Angle.

[Face Heely]

Or that may just be the nature of the arena. Buuut...that is a very interesting point.

[Nervous Ferret]

yes HBKurt 3 :D

[The CyNick]

There's no ramp because both SD and RAW are being taped, also indicated by the black ropes.

Go Angle!

[RawRocks]

Why are they going with a three man broadcast booth now?

[Face Heely]

Stone Cold - WHAT? - Kurt Angle

[SuperSlim]

thank you Cynic. I was hopin some wouldn't think of that. :p

[The CyNick]

ha ha....big nose

[Face Heely]

There's no ramp because both SD and RAW are being taped, also indicated by the black ropes.

Go Angle!

So the SD roster is in the arena, no? Think we see some cross-brand hijinks?

[SuperSlim]

come on down Nature Boy

[The CyNick]

whoooooooooooooooo

[RawRocks]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[SuperSlim]

another woooo match?

[Face Heely]

Hahaha. Next time somebody's giving a long-winded speech, I'm totally gonna interrupt 'em with Also Sprach Zarathustra

[The CyNick]

So the SD roster is in the arena, no? Think we see some cross-brand hijinks?

Yeah they are, SD is being taped right after RAW is done.

However, aside from the drafting, I dont think they'll do anything with the SD guys.

[SuperSlim]

I actually liked that comment

[SuperSlim]

they shouldn't have any hijinks

[Face Heely]

OMGTHEMICWORK!!! These guys are awesome together. *explodes*

[The CyNick]

This is sweet

*plese dont let some big nosed guy ruin it*

[V]

LOL @ Flair

[SuperSlim]

Time to play the game

[The CyNick]

True dat son

[SuperSlim]

man this may be a pretty good 20 minute segment

[Gone Mad]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

What's up everyone on the f'ked up board tonite! Angle!!! :love: :love:

[The CyNick]

snap

[owenbrown]

did i just hear ric flair, arguably the greatest of all time say he was a MARK for kurt angle? :eek:

[Batsu]

LOL @ Kurt Angle through this. And "OMGRICFLAIRUSEDANINSIDERTERM!!!"

[The CyNick]

How many people are the greatest is Flair's eyes?

[SuperSlim]

Mills Lane: LET'S GET IT ON!

[RawRocks]

two heels at it.. i am loving this

[V]

ahahahah, FLAIR IS DRUNK

[owenbrown]

flair vs. angle tonite im callin it right now.

[Splaya]

This is so fucking hott already... :mad:

[The CyNick]

Vince is at home going "SOMEONE KISS MY ASS DAMMIT"

[Face Heely]

WOOO-off. :D

[Splaya]

This is the funniest segment ever :lol:

[SuperSlim]

that's how you do it

[owenbrown]

LMFAO @ THE "WOO-OFF" :rofl: :rofl:

[The CyNick]

flair vs. angle tonite im callin it right now.

careful that limb doesn't break

[Gone Mad]

LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Angle v. Flair! WOOO !

[RawRocks]

a WOOO shouting match.. that was pure greatness!

[SuperSlim]

why do I feel Booker T coming to Raw?

[Splaya]

Taker, Eddie tonight that's who's coming to Raw tonight

[The CyNick]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Face Heely]

It was funny, it was intense, it was everything that Kurt does best, and Flair met him the whole way. Great segment

Edit: It was like a fiesta in my mouth! :shifty:

[The CyNick]

I doubt Taker will move, only because they've set up the Orton-Taker program on SD.

Unless that RKO was Randy Legend Killing Taker

[owenbrown]

diva search.... yawn.... :shifty: woohoo 100 posts :D lol

[Sepholio]

WOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOO WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Batsu]

WOOOOOOOO FEST!

[SuperSlim]

Taker cannot and will not move

[PorkSoda]

Did you all hear that? Which TWO will be drafted. It's gonna be a tag team probably.

Either that, or a mid carder and a lower carder. There were two main eventers, one mid carder, two picks left. Marshmellows!

[owenbrown]

off topic..... who actually thinks about Arby's during RAW? :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

I'm shootin for a 100 posts in this thread tonight. the last one I got up to 98.

anyway, Booker T and Charlie Haas to transfer

[SuperSlim]

off topic..... who actually thinks about Arby's during RAW? :shifty:

now I want some Arby's.... darn you.

[PorkSoda]

LOL! He just called him Goatboy

[Xerzes]

So, Flair saying both "mark" and "shoot" in a promo.

Bet Hell's pretty cold about now.

And woo for Jericho calling Tomko Goatboy!

[Face Heely]

I don't think they'll pull over any of the guys in the six-man match...but Eddie's conspicuously absent from it. I still think it's either him and Haas, or him and an announcer, commentator, or diva. Then we get Batista and, I dunno, Edge drafted to SD. I think Jericho's getting traded, not drafted; and for either Show or Matt Morgan.

[Batsu]

LOL @ "Goat Boy"

[Face Heely]

"The popcorn vendor"? RHYNO'S BACK?!

[The CyNick]

I bet its Cena/Batista and one of the SD guys

[SuperSlim]

who could Cena team with?

[SuperSlim]

that guy is gay

[PorkSoda]

Well...this is kind of obvious. I wonder if Cena's two partners will be the new draft picks...or not..

[Face Heely]

A new lottery pick in tag action? I bet it's the return of the WGTT.

[Splaya]

I'm telling you Snitsky and Edge vs Kane and Taker

[The CyNick]

Not both

[owenbrown]

now I want some Arby's.... darn you.

:lol:

[SuperSlim]

not Big show

[Splaya]

Here comes Kane and hes smiling, its gonna be taker

[The CyNick]

makes sense now, I still doubt it though

[Face Heely]

Oh. So much for the WGTT reunion...but, dammit, I want Haas!

[Face Heely]

Haha. So much for that match. Guess Snitsky gets squashed instead.

[The CyNick]

Taker looks like BIschoff

[Batsu]

Watch it be Undertaker...

[The CyNick]

Show

[Splaya]

Oh damn it :mad:

[SuperSlim]

noooooooooooooooooo

[Batsu]

No, BIG SLOW!

[Face Heely]

Weeeeeeell...

[SuperSlim]

ahhh dang it

[PorkSoda]

HEIDEN! HEIDENREICH! HEIDEN! HEIDENREICH!

ITS THE BIG SLOW!

[V]

not show :(

[Gone Mad]

BIG SHOW!! FINALLY, A GREAT CHOICE, DAMN YOU!

Oh, and make the hint alittle less obvious next time, Bisch.

[RawRocks]

well there goes the six man Smackdown CHampionship

[The CyNick]

Poor Mat Morgan, he's got no program now

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

give me my curly fries and apple turnover

[owenbrown]

snitsky's in BIG (no pun intended) trouble

[The CyNick]

well there goes the six man Smackdown CHampionship

I figure one of the RAW guys will replace Show

[Face Heely]

So much for Haas. No way are they debuting him after Show.

But it's good to see the big man on RAW - he deserves fresh feuds.

[Splaya]

K I'm going to play MVP Baseball. I'll be back after this match is over :mad:

[SuperSlim]

ouch, that smack sounded brutal

[The CyNick]

snitsky's in BIG (no pun intended) trouble

He's SHOWing signs that he's in trouble

pun intentional

[Face Heely]

I figure one of the RAW guys will replace Show

Perhaps Batista, making it a championship match after all? I'm just shootin' in the dark here.

[RawRocks]

I figure one of the RAW guys will replace Show
thats what I am thinking. :wtf:

[SuperSlim]

fianlly the match is over

[Batsu]

<S>Mad Dog Vachon</S> Big Show needs to grow his hair back.

[The CyNick]

Perhaps Batista, making it a championship match after all? I'm just shootin' in the dark here.

I think Batista will come on top of another guy.

Just say its Christian, Christian will go in the match, but it'll be revealed they have Batista and the 6-way will be a #1 contenders match. Winner gets Tista at GAB in July

[SuperSlim]

nahhh he looks good bald

[Face Heely]

I think Batista will come on top of another guy.

Just say its Christian, Christian will go in the match, but it'll be revealed they have Batista and the 6-way will be a #1 contenders match. Winner gets Tista at GAB in July

Makes sense.

(Unnecessary post for me! :p )

[owenbrown]

since this is the supershow in anaheim tonite i wonder....

1) did they tape SD! before RAW or are they gonna after RAW

2) if before..... are there any spoilers posted yet ?

[The CyNick]

ONS on DVD tomorrow...........sweet

[The CyNick]

since this is the supershow in anaheim tonite i wonder....

1) did they tape SD! before RAW or are they gonna after RAW

2) if before..... are there any spoilers posted yet ?

its done after

[RawRocks]

M-azing commerical.. please spare me

[SuperSlim]

tomorrow ONS on DVD

[Gone Mad]

Yeah, I like the idea of Show coming over to Raw since he has been well... boring. Only the cruiserweights and Morgan are there, so... then what for Show? And remember, Show and Batista had hints of a fued before WM21.

Continuation, people.

[Bo]

Yeah probally depends on where they are like either the east or west coast.

[PorkSoda]

Does anyone else think that the ending of that Juicy Drop Pop commercial is hilarious?

[The CyNick]

Maria is dumb.........get it

[Splaya]

It doesn't suprise me that she forgot the question :roll:

[Face Heely]

It was much funnier when she was making unscripted mistakes.

[Bo]

"OMG I forgot my acting lessons."

[Savio]

Ruck Cena

[owenbrown]

its done after

ok :y:

[Splaya]

HBK and Cena...Holy shit, who could be the other one

[owenbrown]

HBK is one of cena's partners :y:

[Splaya]

THE ROCK IS GOING TO BE THE 6TH :eek:

[Face Heely]

Well of course HBK's teaming with the champ. He likes guys with the initials "JC."

[PorkSoda]

What a stupid question.

[The CyNick]

that was pretty funny actually

[RawRocks]

Shawn, Cena, Rock vs X, Goat, Y2J

[Savio]

botching

[owenbrown]

maria is so dumb :shifty:

[Splaya]

Psycho Kane is sweet :)

[Shadow]

Not gonna be Rock...gonna be Jannety. I hope anyways.

[The CyNick]

Shawn, Cena, Rock vs X, Goat, Y2J

I guess its possible with it being in Cali.

Could be Hogan too.

Safe money is on Batista though

[Drakul]

Lita was loving that.

[The CyNick]

Psycho Kane is sweet :)


What did he do? TSN (Canada) cut out when Kane grabbed her

[Gerard]

Wonder whats with the 3 commentator setup again tonight, guess they just want to actually justify paying coach for more than 2 minute skits every week. :wtf: :p

[SuperSlim]

2 things.

that interview with that chick forgetting then coming abck was stupid

candace looked fat in that dress. just drop her. She doesn't do anything

[Zen v.W.o.]

It's obviously Hogan..and godamn, I had to search the first page just to find this thread..what the hells it doing at the bottom?

[SuperSlim]

What did he do? TSN (Canada) cut out when Kane grabbed her

he just had his hand wrapped around his throat and talked

[Gone Mad]

Lita just spilling out everywhere, ain't she? ;)

My guess for the second draft pick tonight: JBL???

[Shadow]

Lita was loving that.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure she was.

[The CyNick]

Wonder whats with the 3 commentator setup again tonight, guess they just want to actually justify paying coach for more than 2 minute skits every week. :wtf: :p

They've been grooming him to take over RAW for some time.

Sadly they still havem't come to their sesnes

[Batsu]

Well, that Kane stuff was disturbing... Oh, no, PISS BREAK.

[SuperSlim]

crap... I wish I had to take a crap

[owenbrown]

the crapsterpiece :shifty: :n:

[RawRocks]

Wonder whats with the 3 commentator setup again tonight, guess they just want to actually justify paying coach for more than 2 minute skits every week. :wtf: :p
i asked that same thing earlier... oh crap! MasterFag! :mad:

[The CyNick]

he just had his hand wrapped around his throat and talked

thanks

[Shadow]

Like the space between your ears boyo.

[SuperSlim]

Tajiri?

[The CyNick]

Whats $14K US in Yen?

[The CyNick]

lol

[Gone Mad]

>>> PEEPS UNITE! IT'S TIME FOR A PISS BREAK! THE PIECE OF SHIT HAS ARRIVED <<<

[SuperSlim]

come on kick him

[Face Heely]

Kick 'im in the face! Do it!

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Tajiri!

[SuperSlim]

cool new name

[Face Heely]

Holy crap, he did! *marks out!*

[PorkSoda]

LOL! KICKED HIM RIGHT IN THE SHNOZZ!

[SuperSlim]

ahhh dang it

[RawRocks]

Greeen face on Masterfag!

[Shadow]

Now give him the....that's it.

God damn this sucks!

[The CyNick]

Should have done the MasterLock out of the handspring

[Batsu]

GAY.

Dammit, this guy SUCKS!!

[The CyNick]

Show has gone downhill since Angle-Flair deal

[Savio]

Hes gay

[Batsu]

SCOPE!!!!!! SCOPE!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

wooooo green face

[The CyNick]

In Japan, thats a sign of respect

[RawRocks]

THANK GOD!

[Face Heely]

Tajiriiiiiiii! Best Chris Masters segment ever.

[Shadow]

He can't see! Now he should go talk to a houseplant.

[owenbrown]

THANK YOU TAJIRI FOR GREEN MISTING THIS PIECE OF SHIT :y:

[RawRocks]

Why the Diva Search? Do away with that garbage!

[RawRocks]

He can't see! Now he should go talk to a houseplant.
i second that :lol:

[The CyNick]

Lets take bets on what the chants will be during the Divas segment:

Boring 1.5-1 odds

We Want Puppies 3-1

We Want a Triple H Promo 50-1

[Gerard]

Oh great diva search up soon, coming down to the ring, 18 lumps of silicone, 36 collogen injections and a metric ton of makeup. :rant:

[SuperSlim]

man we go form an entertaining segment to a true pure grade A crap segment

[owenbrown]

2 piss breaks in a row? :shifty: damn diva search :n: :n:

[Gone Mad]

BAWGAWD !! GREEN MIST TO THE MASTERLOCK! TI-JIRI!

Ok, sorry. Just bored is all. People, your predictions on the second pick.

[SuperSlim]

I hate this commercial

[SuperSlim]

crap looks like when teh crap search comes on it's spam time

[SuperSlim]

Carlitooooooooooooooooooo

[PorkSoda]

A Raw Cabana? Das Cool.

[Face Heely]

First ever Cabana on RAW? Now dat's cool.

[Shadow]

As long as they get them out of the row.

[SuperSlim]

Carlito Cabana on Raw :D

[RawRocks]

BAWGAWD !! GREEN MIST TO THE MASTERLOCK! TI-JIRI!

Ok, sorry. Just bored is all. People, your predictions on the second pick.
second pick... HMMM!
Give me... JBL

[Savio]

XMV

[Gone Mad]

***** I SPIT IN THE FACE... YADA YADA... CARLIIIIITTTTTOOO!!!! *****

[owenbrown]

i take back my last post..... carlito's cabana on raw is COOL :cool: :y:

[RawRocks]

Dis is hisery in da making.. NOW THATS COOL!

[Face Heely]

No Fozzy music...ZING!

[The CyNick]

IC Champ is .....COOL

[Shadow]

FINAL DRAFT PICK! WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

[The CyNick]

Rey? New IC title program

[Savio]

Mike Chioda

[PorkSoda]

Final draft pick? Uh oh...

[Splaya]

LOL

[mike627]

The Cabana!

[Face Heely]

Charlie Haas? Pleeease Charlie Haas!

[RawRocks]

the new draft pick is..

[Savio]

eddie

[SuperSlim]

RVD

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT

[mike627]

RVD!

[Savio]

DVR

[Face Heely]

WHOA. He's back. That was unexpected.

[Shadow]

ROB VAN DAM IS BACK ON RAW!

[PorkSoda]

MICHEAL COLE! THE DOG POOP! ROCK BOTTOM IN DOG POOP!

OMFG RVD! Good to see him back....HE"S WEARING ECW :love:

[SuperSlim]

whoa

[RawRocks]

RVD!

[The CyNick]

Hmmm

[Gone Mad]

RVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!

WE JUST GOT A LEMON!

[Batsu]

Dammit! WTF!

[owenbrown]

R!!!!!!!!!!!.........V!!!!!!!!!.............D!!!!!!!!!!!! :y: :y: :y: :y: :D

[Splaya]

WElcome back to Raw



R

V


D


*Does the pointing of himself with his arms Van_dam style

[V]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS RVD

[The One]

Now DAT'S COOL!

[Face Heely]

Best. Lemon. Ever.

Hey, look - it's the battle of the easy-going, laid-back personalities!

[RawRocks]

where is the WWE going with this one?

[The Answer]

RVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The CyNick]

Yeah, he can never get over

[Shadow]

Still kick your ass Carlito.

[SuperSlim]

hmm does this mean RVD gets to speak more than a few words

[6to1]

he was just drafted to smackdown last year.

[The CyNick]

Carlito's still cooler

[Splaya]

God they just had to put Orton on SD :mad:


Jericho and Xtian are going to SD this week

[The CyNick]

he was just drafted to smackdown last year.

He should get drafted every year

[Shadow]

............Wow.....RVD just called Carlito gay.

[Batsu]

This could have been on SmackDown!

RVD... LMFAO!!!

[The One]

"SMOKED" God that made me smile!

[Splaya]

Holy shit, Van Dam can work the mic :eek: