Official MONDAY Night RAW thread 7/4/05

[SuperSlim]

haha nipple stickers

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[Xero]

I KNEW that was coming.

[KingofOldSchool]

LMAO

[Innovator]

BOOBIE!

[Batsu]

WTF?!!! Two in a row? LMFAO!!!

[Loose Cannon]

fuck, record wasn't on

[Fenix122]

her boobies came out LOLOLOLOL

[The Answer]

Titties.......... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Gone Mad]

The only reason why this exists now: random nude shots like those.

Still.... this is gonna take forever.

[Deceit]

LOL, i bet she's glad she wore those stars

[SuperSlim]

I knew I recorded this for a reason. :D

[vampiro03]

LOL, i bet she's glad she wore those stars

this is real?

[Loose Cannon]

well. she was good

[The Answer]

Leyla is the front runner...First no panties now the titty shot..........

[KingofOldSchool]

This will be fun.

[Innovator]

cmon tittie

[vampiro03]

leyla has awesome dsl

[SuperSlim]

haha this is like the funniest segment of all time

and she gettin booed :D

[Batsu]

She got Tiffy Lubed back there.

[Fenix122]

cmon tittie

AHAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what i was thinking :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

wow, way to botch jumping jacks you dumb shit

[SuperSlim]

booooooo

[Loose Cannon]

lol, she botched the sack and the jump rope as well. holy shit

[6to1]

yea everyone will vote for leyla now

[Batsu]

DINGED!!!

[Xero]

Fucking retard...

[SuperSlim]

why she kick the wall?

[vampiro03]

she kicked the walls ass

[Innovator]

DAMMIT

all I wanted was a superman over the walls

[SuperSlim]

everyone gonna vote for the second girl

[Batsu]

Well, I'm glad THAT'S over...

[Gone Mad]

RFLMAO @ this piece of shit and titty segment. Expect this at NODQ.com verrry shortly. ;)

Assley :drool:

[Xero]

"Well JR, I don't know what you're talking about."

FINALLY THE TRUTH IS TOLD!

[SuperSlim]

Lita workin the videos

[Savio]

Only one tittie popped out :(

[Innovator]

HHH will return...main event

[vampiro03]

brooke hogan is hot

[SuperSlim]

I'll rewatch it cause I thought I saw both pop out

[The Answer]

Wow the Sgt Slaughter bootcamp had everything except Slaughter spoke for about 5 seconds

[Savio]

When that girlhit the ring hard did you hear some one say "she pulled a vince"?

[Loose Cannon]

lol Hardkore UK.

Nice e-mail

Jericho is not cheap or an asshole.

Just thought I'd tell you, you know, since you're Cena and all. <_<

Best regards.
Mike.

[vampiro03]

who will come out tonight for the masterlock challenge?

[Loose Cannon]

I really thought it was some other moron e-mailing me again

[Innovator]

who will come out tonight for the masterlock challenge?THE GAAAAAMMEEEEEUUUHHHHHHHH

[vampiro03]

mark henry.lol masterlock

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm voting for Cameron.

[Gone Mad]

HHH will return...main event

HHH and main event is like Satan and hell. You wouldn't expect otherwise.

And I thought we ended this Diva crap already?! Assley won already, give it up, WWE!

[vampiro03]

val?

[Loose Cannon]

now what

[Loose Cannon]

jobber

[KingofOldSchool]

Val vs. Jindrak

[The Answer]

What the hell....

[vampiro03]

didn't he get fired?

[Batsu]

Assley won already, give it up, WWE!

Assley. LMFAO. I like her.

[Loose Cannon]

wooooooooooooooooooooo

BOW DOWN

[Mike the Metal Ed]

DOOOO IIIIIIIT. :)

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahah wtf Dupree looks like a tool

[Fenix122]

wow HHH and dupree should have a worst facial hair match

[Batsu]

Sunday Night Heat on Monday Night Raw!

Dupree without Grenier kinda sucks...

[Face Heely]

Whoa. That facial hair defies description. (But, wouldn't ya know it, it does look kinda "French.")

[Gone Mad]

FINALLY... RENE DUPREE... HAS COME BACK TO RAW!

ARE YOU ALL EXCITED? FIFI COMES TO MONDAY NITES!

:shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, does his robe say French Pleasure

[Savio]

cmon tittiethief
--------------
Damn boobie stickers.

[SuperSlim]

I want Ashley

[The Answer]

Dupree looked like the nature boy when he came out....

[Batsu]

If he cut off that mustache, he'd look cool.

[Loose Cannon]

I'm digging this look for Rene. Very unique. I like that.

[Fenix122]

LOL, does his robe say French Pleasure

i think it says French Phenom

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL, does his robe say French Pleasure

Well, he DOES have the "French Tickler" and Fifi.

Some people are into that!

Who am I to judge?

[Innovator]

It's official, Dupree outgayed HHH's beard

[Savio]

FINALLY... RENE DUPREE... HAS COME BACK TO RAW!

ARE YOU ALL EXCITED? FIFI COMES TO MONDAY NITES!

:shifty:Fifi wasn't drafted....and LC I think it says phenom

[vampiro03]

val needs black trunks, knee braces and beer

[Loose Cannon]

Pleasure is funnier. I think I gave him a new gimmick.

[The Answer]

That pin looked so fuckin gay....

[Batsu]

Maybe Dupree could be the "Hassan" of Raw.

Only he doesn't have the

ALEYEEELEAAAH
LEEEYLEEEEAH
LEEEYAYAYAYE...

to make it funny.

[Savio]

But your name isn't hogan, terry.

[Savio]

val needs black trunks, knee braces and beernah tight jeans

[SuperSlim]

I thought it said tickler

[The Answer]

Anyone else think that Mr. Monday Night shows up to crash Carlito's party....

[Gone Mad]

Dupree kinda looks like Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races, don't he?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1385000/images/_1388714_dick_150.jpg

[Fenix122]

where's muttley

[SuperSlim]

with fifi

[Innovator]

God Angle is the fucking man

[vampiro03]

jbl called the blue meanie fat. jbl obviously hasn't looked in a mirror lately

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope HBK turns on Hogan and then Carlito, Angle, and HBK beat the shit out of Hogan.

That could be the season finale of Hogan's Reality Show.

[Gone Mad]

DAMN IT! Carlito should have spit on Tom Grosshum! Now this Raw officially sucks.

btw, where is Shelton Benjamin?? He's been gone two weeks already.

[Loose Cannon]

I hope HBK turns on Hogan and then Carlito, Angle, and HBK beat the shit out of Hogan.

That could be the season finale of Hogan's Reality Show.

:rofl:

Actually, that scenerio went through my head earlier

[vampiro03]

hogan angle and hbk turn on carlito

[SuperSlim]

ah man that would be awesome if that happened

[Savio]

I hope HBK turns on Hogan and then Carlito, Angle, and HBK beat the shit out of Hogan.

That could be the season finale of Hogan's Reality Show.But then we'd know what happens at the end.

[Gone Mad]

*** WOOOOOO!!! IT'S KIRK FREAKIN' ANGEL!!! ***

[Savio]

he should spit on his t-shirt because it sucks.

[SuperSlim]

Carlito's hair is cool

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and then Triple H comes back and the mass of the two HHH's egos will cause both of them to implode.

[vampiro03]

why isn't demolition mentioned EVER in wwe? will they ever be in the hall of fame? they still hold the record for longest total title reigns.

[The Answer]

The inevitable will happen and Hogan will give Carlito the big boot but in the process will get his foot stuck in Carlito's hair which will tear his groin. They end of Hulkamania :'(

[Savio]

Like last week I'm going to skip the end.

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd is virtually as dead as Hogan.

[SuperSlim]

I feel like rewatchin the first two girls of the diva contest again

[The Answer]

When did the Kings win the NBA title?

[vampiro03]

The inevitable will happen and Hogan will give Carlito the big boot but in the process will get his foot stuck in Carlito's hair which will tear his groin. They end of Hulkamania :'(

hulkamania will NEVER end

[vampiro03]

The crowd is virtually as dead as Hogan.

why shouldn't they be, they will just be edited out or out powered by speaker systems

[Innovator]

I better see someone tap

[KingofOldSchool]

I better see someone tap

Carlito will tap out after Brutus Beefcake returns and threatens to cut a lock of Carlito's fro off.

[vampiro03]

i want to see carlito do the kongan death grip

[SuperSlim]

man somethin needs to happen

[Innovator]

No HHH in two weeks. If something doesn't happen soon I'll forget all about him

[KingofOldSchool]

No HHH in two weeks. If something doesn't happen soon I'll forget all about him

Who? :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

that one guy with the moustache

[Face Heely]

This is probably much cooler live. I'll guess we'll find out when #1-wwe-fan returns.

[Innovator]

RAW tonight is lacking Charisma

[SuperSlim]

well he was front row to see Leyla

[KingofOldSchool]

that one guy with the moustache

Renee Dupree?

[SuperSlim]

I guess that's who I was referrin to.

[SuperSlim]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[KingofOldSchool]

Hogan: Can I have some of your hair, brother?

Carlito: That's not cool!

[SuperSlim]

noooooooooooooooooooo

[Fenix122]

......that was horrible

[KingofOldSchool]

FUUUUCCCCCK

[SuperSlim]

come on he was knocked out for like half a minute from that crappy big boot. man that's a load of crap

[Loose Cannon]

you got to be fucking kidding me

welcome to WCW 2000

[KingofOldSchool]

YES

[SuperSlim]

woooooooooooooooooooooo :D

[Face Heely]

...uhh...

[Tiken]

YHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssss

[Loose Cannon]

:eek:

HOLY MOTHER FUCKER

[Batsu]

YES!!! YES! WOOOOOO!!

[SuperSlim]

now that was freakin awesome

[SuperSlim]

this made it all worth it :D

[Tiken]

Holy Shit! Did I just cheer for Michaels?

[Batsu]

Ah-haaaa...that made up for all of the CRAP tonight.

[Face Heely]

Now dat's cool.

But where do they go with a heel HBK? And how long does said turn last?

[Gone Mad]

OH

MY

GOD!!! YES!!! :love:

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YES

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

[Deceit]

HBK HEEL TURN FUCK YES!

[The Answer]

Wow, LC called it sort of....

[Loose Cannon]

OMG YESSSSS

HEEL HBK is a lot better

[Tiken]

And a nice shot of shawns ass for the finale

[Loose Cannon]

dammit, I stopped recording when he pinned Carlito. shit

[Ninti the Mad]

hahaha nice ending

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow, LC called it sort of....

That was me.

[Innovator]

mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: once again
mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: hogan squashes the intercontinental champion
mclark5e: yep
mclark5e: i want HBK to SCM hogan
(five seconds later)
JRock2K: YES
JRock2K: FAIGJARLIHJERIHJSRTLHELBJ
mclark5e: O FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: i just yelled YES at the top of my lungs
JRock2K: i woke up dog up

[Ninti the Mad]

I would've preferred a heel Hogan turn though. :'(

[Loose Cannon]

that was Koos that called it

I just was dreaming of it earlier

[The Answer]

Hogan vs HBK at Summerslam?

[vampiro03]

why shawn why

[Schoenauer]

I completely marked out for that!

[Splaya]

haha i got it on tape fuckers.



SERIOUSLY, I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME THERE HAS BEEN A SIMULTANOUS ORGASAM WITH EVERYONE ON THE BOARD DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME

[McLegend]

Heel HBK>everything

[The Answer]

That was me.

Good call :y: Rep for you

[Crimson]

Not the best match..but i mos def wana see HBK/Hogan. And HBK can have some new oppenents as well

[Loose Cannon]

dammit,

I press stop record on my TV

I turn around to type "2 weeks of this posing shit" and I miss the superkick.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLY SHIT HBK JUST KICKED THE REST OF HOGAN'S HAIR OFF!

[McLegend]

mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: once again
mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: hogan squashes the intercontinental champion
mclark5e: yep
mclark5e: i want HBK to SCM hogan
(five seconds later)
JRock2K: YES
JRock2K: FAIGJARLIHJERIHJSRTLHELBJ
mclark5e: O FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
mclark5e: FUCK
JRock2K: i just yelled YES at the top of my lungs
JRock2K: i woke up dog up
:lol:

[Blanka]

Hogan won, I was pissed.

HBK heel turn, I almost died.

yesss

[SuperSlim]

man I really wished I taped that segment

[vampiro03]

hbk looks tiny next to hogan

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

YES I got legend's AIM!!!!!

[James Steele]

HEEL HBK > (x100) FACE HBK

[Gone Mad]

Yes, finally. What we wished for quite a while. Honestly, this was great how they finally put some interest in stale old happy HBK by making him an angry heel again. Now make this Shelton and not Hogan and we got ourselves a great fued.

Great show and this was the best way to end it.

[SuperSlim]

mannnnnn

Heel HBK is cool. I'm happy. I'm just pissed that Carlito got pinned

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

wow no HHH.

I'm scared, maybe something happened to him. :(

[Savio]

bout time.

[The Answer]

Im guessin that this goes over as a jealousy feud between Hogan and HBK. Much the way the HBK/Angle feud began....

[James Steele]

The line HBK needs to use is along the lines of, "Hulk Hogan committed the ultimate sin...he stole HBK's spotlight."

[vampiro03]

what was up with hbk standing there for 10 min looking like he was going to cry?

[The CyNick]

I wished they could have dragged it out, but with Hogan getting all that media attention, it made sense to do it now.

If Hogan is going to be on the Tonight Show and all those shows, after he pushed his show he can push Summerslam and talk about how his buddy back stabbed him on RAW.

I figure we get a couplde weeks of promos from HBK talking about how he carried HOgan and Hogan was ajoke, etc, etc. Finally they could haave Hogan come back in about 3 weeks and challenge HBK to a match at Summerslam.

[Loose Cannon]

well I guess one of my questions about your PM was answered

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

That show was terrible until the ending, to which I was like "fuck finally something actually happened"

Cena/Jericho was interesting, but everything else aside from that SCM on Hogan was pure dickery.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Hark back to HBK's promos of 8 years ago. He is the "icon that can still go".

He always dissed on Hogan. This makes sense to me.

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/shawnmichaels/07.jpg

:yes:

[Savio]

DE :love:

[SuperSlim]

oh yeah after carefully reviewing and re-reviewing and reviewing Leyla's tittilating performance. both indeed popped out. Not just one.

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

creep.

just kidding ;)

no seriously :shifty:



I really want to stab Diva Search

[Mr. Obvious]

FINALLY...

[SuperSlim]

creep.

just kidding ;)

no seriously :shifty:



I really want to stab Diva Search

someone asked so I had to check to make sure... :shifty:

[The Answer]

oh yeah after carefully reviewing and re-reviewing and reviewing Leyla's tittilating performance. both indeed popped out. Not just one.

For how long?

[SuperSlim]

only a minute... less than a minute at that

[James Steele]

Highpoint: Heel HBK
Lowpoint: Kerwin White

[DominateR]

I just have a weird feeling like this is coming to a head @ SS '05. Next week, we'll probably have Shawn talking about how jealous he is that every time he's had a tag match with Hogan, Hogan has been stealing the spotlight every time...tonight on RAW by pinning Carlito, last week in the 6-Man tag when he pinned (I forget but he will no doubt mention who it was got pinned in that match by Hogan), and when he pinned Hassan or Daivari at Backlash, and how sick of it he is and let's have a match tonight blah blah blah...Hogan, of course would agree, but then we have Eric Bischoff come to the ring and tell them it will have to wait till SummerSlam in 6 weeks, and that they would both be in some other matches until that time...that's just how i see it going. Any thoughts??? :?: :?: :?:

[Tiken]

Just watched the re-play of RAW, and since I missed the girls pop out I watch RAW again. However they showed a shot of the crowd when it happened, was it edited for the re-play? Or did you actually see them pop out in the original airing?

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

you saw it :naughty:

[Mayo]

Someone get the segment where she pops out, rep coming your way ;)

Yeah the show was great tonight. HBK finally goes heel :y:

WTF was up with Rene Dupree's facial hair? Look's more like some Spanish conquistador than a Frenchman :|

[Savio]

For how long?They had stars on them and it was for about 2 seconds

[Mayo]

btw, where is Shelton Benjamin?? He's been gone two weeks already.Still recovering from that botched dive over the ropes two weeks ago perhaps?

[TerranRich]

They had stars on them and it was for about 2 seconds

Still...TiVo rocks. ;)

[The Mackem]

Lesson for all wrestlers, never team with Shawn Michaels. Sounds like a decent RAW :y:

[SuperSlim]

decent Raw is pushin it.

I mean the first entire hour of it consisted of about 10 minutes of wrestling and the rest was filled with talking.

The second hour was like another tlak show except it had flashing moments. But the thing that really saved hour two was HBK nailing Hogan. If it wasn't for that moment then Raw would have totally blew.

[The Mackem]

OMG SuperSlim spoilers!!

[SuperSlim]

:$ my bad

[snakeboss]

btw, where is Shelton Benjamin?? He's been gone two weeks already.

Come to think of it, where is Charlie Haas, he hasn't appeared on either Smackdown or Velocity in over a month?

I'm guessing the writers are still thinking of what to do next with Shelton, but he was in a dark match against Rob Conway.

[Fenix122]

they actually have the video of her popping out up on wwe.com

[Corkscrewed]

lol... that's pretty funny

[SuperSlim]

it was funny. I was like :lol: Then I chcecked out Ashley's.

Yeah after that I stopped.

[#1-norm-fan]

OMG OMG OMG GREAT SHOW LIVE!!!! My seats probably didn't hurt either.

First of all, I got there and found out that my "front row seats" were actually not camera-side like the Arco website's map showed and they were turned sideways facing an isle where security sat at the end. So basically, there was no one in front of me but security but I was backed up a little from the ring. Pissed me off.

Anyway, as Hogan and HBK were posing, i turned to my friend and saw something out of the corner of my eye and turned just in time to see Hogan fall. IT WAS AWESOME. I started jumping up and down and chanting "HBK" at the top of my lungs. I got a small portion of the crowd to chant along with me too. I was going insane.

We were also a little in front of the commentators. At one point I looked up and said "Coach, you rock!!!". Coach then looked up into the nosebleed seats with his hand over his head taunting me. So I was like "No! Down here! You're way off!" so he kept looking up into the rafters and he put his hands up like he didn't know where I was and then shrugged his shoulders and looked back down at the desk. He is the man. :love:

Also, during the break after the diva segment, Coach had a quick interview with all the contestants. Layla was like "I'm sorry everyone, my puppies fell out" and Coach was like, "I don't think you have to apologize to anyone for your puppies falling out" and King stood up and applauded. Some guys in my secton started laughing and chanting "Lawler" and he looked over and smiled and nodded.

Plus, the crowd was pretty hot for Cena. The man is a star. He definately got a bigger pop than Jericho throughout the segment.

I can home and watched the show on tape and it didn't seem all that good but good seats at a live event = the greatest thing in the world.

[NoRoolz]

I envy you right now :mad:, seriously though, I'm glad you had a good time, I bet you'll never forget that night. HBK heel turn + Nip Slip + Noticed by Announcers + Great Seats + Live Event = Great night out.

A question for you: What was the overall crowd reaction when HBK SCM'd Hogan? Because you said you got a 'HBK' chant going, plus a photo of the incident shows the crowd appearing happy (see the RAW Captions thread).

[#1-norm-fan]

The crowd was mainly half booing, half just chattering in shock. It took me a second to take it in and then I started chanting HBK and some a good portion of the crowd (on my side atleast) began chanting along with me. I'd say the majority was booing and screaming though.