Official MONDAY Night RAW thread 7/4/05

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

RAW Fireworks on the Fourth
July 4, 2005


The Fourth of July edition of Monday Night RAW will undoubtedly be an explosive one, as Carlito welcomes the biggest name to ever appear on the Cabana. Watch this video of Carilto announcing his guest and warning him not to get out of line.

Last week, the eight finalists in the 2005 RAW Diva Search Contest introduced themselves to the fans. This week, the contest will heat up as WWE Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter will be conducting the first ever Bikini Bootcamp.

Plus, Kane said that Lita had her fun at his expense, but now it's his turn. What will the monster have in store next to make his ex-wife's life a living hell? Tune in to RAW Monday night to find out!

All this and more Monday at 9/8 CT only on Spike TV.
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this is nervous ferret if you didn't know already. It'll probably be crap but whatever.

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

and I have no life so I'll be here the whole time. :(

[The One]

RAW Spoilers - Hulk Hogan still sucks.

[The Answer]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/776886

Me thinks that the IC title is coming home with Hogan tonight...

[SuperSlim]

HOgan better not challenge the IC champion and win the title.

Carlito rules.

[Savio]

no WWE, that is not cool.

[Xero]

I would give up on the WWE if Hogan just CHALLENGES for the title. They are not that desperate. I don't care how stupid the WWE writers are, they would NEVER book Hogan in another title match.

(Now I shall sit back as I am going to inevitably be proven wrong.)

[SuperSlim]

man whenever it's predicted that they won't do something stupid like have Hogan challenge for a title he winds up challengeing for a title just because he has never won it before.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Carlito :'(

[The One]

Where did this idea that Hogan was going to challenge for the IC Title come from? You all act like it's fact, I am 99% sure it won't even happen. And if it does, Hogan gets a DQ victory. Trust me, Hogan won't win the IC Title, his ego won't allow it first of all, and secondly I have basically no faith left in WWE, but even they arn't stupid enough to do that.

[SuperSlim]

noooo don't have him win via DQ... have Carlito win

[Face Heely]

Ehh, don't expect anything big. It's the Fourth of July (a.k.a. America Day), and the WWE knows it's not gonna have its full audience, even if folks are pretty much done celebrating. The fact that their big sell for this show is Hogan on the Cabana gives a big hint at the type of show they're putting on - lotsa filler and fluff. Which, after the draft lottery, and some really hot TV, and on a freakin' national holiday, is absolutely forgiveable.

[SuperSlim]

Alas Raw is bout to finally begin

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

woo gunna be a shit thread. :D

It may even challenge some of the smackDOWN ppv threads as far as shittiness goes.

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope Carlito spits the apple in Hogan's face.

[SuperSlim]

man this thread needs to pick up and quick

[SuperSlim]

kick it off with the Cabana

[Batsu]

Dammit. Forgot about that Bikini Boot Camp.

If only Hassan were still on Raw...

[Face Heely]

Carlito > Coach

[Gone Mad]

*** PEEPS UNITE! IT'S CARLITO CARIBBEAN COOL! ***

....sorry, old habit.

[#1 Pac-Man fan]

look for a TPWW.net sign, #1 wwf fan has got ringside seats apparently.

[Face Heely]

Carlito is cool, but his music sounds like someone just put a 30 second clip into Winamp, and hit "repeat."

[SuperSlim]

hopefully this segment will be good

[SuperSlim]

Carlito is cool, but his music sounds like someone just put a 30 second clip into Winamp, and hit "repeat."

well that is how it is played

[Loose Cannon]

lol @ Hogan the parent

[The Answer]

LOL Hogan= The Terminator Dad....

[Batsu]

Well, at least he wears nWo colors...

[Loose Cannon]

22 and 16. haha.

[Face Heely]

Brooke is 16?! :eek:

[KingofOldSchool]

They're building up to a Carlito/Jericho feud.

[SuperSlim]

man this segment is long

[Loose Cannon]

They're building up to a Carlito/Jericho feud.

Piper/Adonis Part 2

[The Answer]

LOL I gotta watch that show...

[SuperSlim]

his "pop" seems quieterthan last MOnday

[6to1]

so hogan is letting his 16 year old kid go out with a 22 year old dude

[SuperSlim]

that had sex when he was 19

[Face Heely]

his "pop" seems quieterthan last MOnday

It wasn't a surprise this time.

[SuperSlim]

it wasn't last time either

[Batsu]

Notice that there's no WWE watermark...
...but a Carlito watermark.

[The Answer]

Hogan on the mic= gold

[Face Heely]

"Hulkamania died in 1996"

Great sign! It's not gonna last long...

[SuperSlim]

well let me tell you somethin brother

[Batsu]

Carlito rules, LMFAO!

I knew he was going that route!

[SuperSlim]

noooooo. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Loose Cannon]

Holy shit. yesssss

[Batsu]

Yes, ANGLE!!!

[Gone Mad]

Hogan SHOULD have brought Brooke. Brooke-a-mania would be running wild.

**** KURT FREAKIN' ANGLE! ****

[The Answer]

Angle vs Hogan!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Break his ankle Kurt.

[Loose Cannon]

Angle over Hogan at Summerslam :drool:

[SuperSlim]

Angle is gonna rip onHogan. :D

[The Answer]

Break his ankle Kurt.

Break his neck Hogan!!!!!!!

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Notice that there's no WWE watermark...
...but a Carlito watermark.

That's always the case with interview shows, the Highlight Reel and the 2002 Piper's Pit had them.

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ Angle...

[Fenix122]

oh no he didn't...lol

[SuperSlim]

hahaaaaaaaaaaa Brooke is the topic of the night

[Loose Cannon]

MARKS OUT FOR THE DDT

[6to1]

They're building up to a Carlito/Jericho feud.
i hope piper is the ref

[SuperSlim]

ahhhh crap we got another tag match

[Batsu]

Michaels-Hogan versus Angle-Carlito.

[SuperSlim]

Hogan in the ring again. I see Hogan tappin

[The Answer]

Hogan in the ring again. I see Hogan tappin

I see another leg drop win for the Hulkster

[SuperSlim]

he better not. he won last monday

[Face Heely]

He wants to have a dirty, perverted, beastial tap-out from Brooke...

[SuperSlim]

edge and the botchinator

[KingofOldSchool]

SNITSSSKKKYYYY

[Face Heely]

So Edge-Lita-Snitsky is the Christian-Trish-Tomko of '05, huh?

[SuperSlim]

LIlliannnnnnnnnnnnn

[The Answer]

This edge and lita thing doesn't work anymore now that their no longer together behind the scenes....

[vampiro03]

big show needs new music :|

[SuperSlim]

Kane looks small compared to Show

[Face Heely]

Ahh...it's nice to see the pyro from the ringposts again, especially when used in a menacing manner.

[The Answer]

Kane looks small compared to Show

Doesn't everyone in the WWE.....

[6to1]

so show and kane are a tag team now give them the tag belts now.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ Lawler's reference to JR being set on fire by Kane

[SuperSlim]

Doesn't everyone in the WWE.....

yeah... just I never really looked at Kane as small until just now

[vampiro03]

show and kane will turn on each other

[SuperSlim]

LOL @ Lawler's reference to JR being set on fire by Kane

I was wondering what that reference was to

[Face Heely]

619 from Big Show!

...I can hope.

[vampiro03]

619 from Big Show!

...I can hope.

that would be a sight!
:rofl:

[6to1]

Kane looks small compared to Show
500 pounds thats why show still has a job not too many men as big as him.

[SuperSlim]

619 from Big Show!

...I can hope.

Hogan would do a good looking leg drop before we see that happen

[vampiro03]

500 pounds thats why show still has a job not too many men as big as him.

B.S. signed like a 10 year contract or something!! when he defected from wcw

[SuperSlim]

B.S. signed like a 10 year contract or something!! when he defected from wcw

but he was big back then too

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[vampiro03]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

LoL. ITS NOT MY FAULT

[SuperSlim]

I'd rather watch Lita compete

[6to1]

B.S. signed like a 10 year contract or something!! when he defected from wcw
yea and he had a kickass contract too a limo to take him to shows i want to see if he gets resined.

[SuperSlim]

fianlly we can move on

Kane and Show win over Snitsky and Edge with Kane chokeslammin Snitsky

[vampiro03]

yea and he had a kickass contract too a limo to take him to shows i want to see if he gets resined.

doubt it. vince isn't too impressed with him

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ HBK

[SuperSlim]

dang it

but still lol at HBK

[Gone Mad]

Finally it's over. Damn, now can we get to the eventual Edge Money in the bank crap already! Edge should be pinned, not Snits. Poor Snits. :(

That guy from the Rockers/Mr. Nanny v. Razor 2/Kirk Angel. TONITE!

[Loose Cannon]

Todd: UHHHH, So Chris, isn't Lucha Libre the same as Japanese wrestling?

Chris: No Todd, it's not the same at all.

[Face Heely]

WTF is with HBK? That was a strange, strange promo.

Also, I hope that match isn't the main event. I can handle one show ending with a Hogan posedown, but for the sake of storylines, lets end the show on a cliffhanger involving, say, the WWE title! How 'bout that, eh? *sigh* It seems so easy...

[KingofOldSchool]

Todd: UHHHH, So Chris, isn't Lucha Libre the same as Japanese wrestling?

Chris: No Todd, it's not the same at all.

LOL

Where did that come from?

[Loose Cannon]

So, that move right there, that's called a powerbomb right?

Chris: No Todd, that's just a basic arm drag

[Savio]

Wait wrestlings not real!?

"one more match!"

[SuperSlim]

well better at the end then 15 minutes of posing in the middle

[vampiro03]

WTF is with HBK? That was a strange, strange promo.

Also, I hope that match isn't the main event. I can handle one show ending with a Hogan posedown, but for the sake of storylines, lets end the show on a cliffhanger involving, say, the WWE title! How 'bout that, eh? *sigh* It seems so easy...

I am a hulkamaniac forever. BROTHER

[Fenix122]

ridiculous

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

Where did that come from?

From the Benoit DVD. He does commentary with Dean and Chris on a couple matches and comes off like a stupid moron

[SuperSlim]

aren't they gay?

[SuperSlim]

what did he say that got edited?

[Batsu]

What did they just say?

[KingofOldSchool]

Lilian is becoming a lesbian.

[Fenix122]

awwww lillian got choked up before she could announce big vis the pimp

[KingofOldSchool]

From the Benoit DVD. He does commentary with Dean and Chris on a couple matches and comes off like a stupid moron

Hahaha now I got to listen to the commentary.

[SuperSlim]

LIllian needs to do somethin.... be hot

[vampiro03]

lilian is crying, I would sooooooooooo give a her a big hug

[Face Heely]

I don't care what got beeped...I just became a Heart Throbs fan. Obnoxious metrosexual pricks = perfect heel midcarders.

[SuperSlim]

I got somethin to do tonight now... :D thanks LC

[SuperSlim]

lilian is crying, I would sooooooooooo give a her a big hug

me and her would chill

[Gone Mad]

LMAO @ Lillian crying! This is great. Go Big Vis!

Oh, and death to Rod Gissham! The bastard! (BTW, I do know what his name is!)

[Fenix122]

LOL vis what are you doing...

[SuperSlim]

what? how is that a DQ?

[Batsu]

DING!

[SuperSlim]

Jerichoooooooo

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahah Jericho is hogging the mirror.

[vampiro03]

lillian is so hottt

[SuperSlim]

the ditz

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF

[Fenix122]

why is chavo dressed so retarded

[Batsu]

Uh oh...
They're going THERE.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Bryant Gumble.

[Face Heely]

Oh my god...they repackaged Chavo with an awful gimmick. Why, why, why?

[The Answer]

What the hell Chavo.... The legendary Guerrero family must be shaken their heads at this one :nono:

[vampiro03]

what the hell? is that chavo?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Chavito. :'(

[Loose Cannon]

oh no

:nono:

[KingofOldSchool]

Kerwin.

LOL

[Fenix122]

WTF did he say his name is

[Batsu]

Kerwin White? WTF kind of gay name is that.... LMFAO @ Chavo though.

[SuperSlim]

when did he shave his head?

[Loose Cannon]

This screams Beaver Clevage

[vampiro03]

It's Bryant Gumble.
:rofl: :rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

SuperStacy.

Rawr.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

LMAO. Rosey. :love:

[Batsu]

LOL @ Rosey....checkin' out Stacy's ass.

[Fenix122]

G.I. JOOOOOEEEEE

[Face Heely]

Stone Cold Kerwin White?

Hurrabucket! Woooo! Huzzah for overtalented, underutilized cruisers with silly gimmicks!

[Batsu]

I like this dumbass routine Maria's playing...

[Gone Mad]

W..........T.........F ??? Chavo... why???

SUPERHERO FIRE SAFETY = Ratings.

And Maria... :drool:

[Xerzes]

Wow. Chavo's a white guy now. Hello~o, WrestleCrap.

[vampiro03]

kerwin?

[Loose Cannon]

WTF did Cena just say?

Captains America's shield?

What is going on

[Batsu]

LOL @ Cena.

[The Answer]

Lucky SOB Cena!!!

[The Answer]

I like this dumbass routine Maria's playing...

Ya routine :roll:

[Savio]

I like this dumbass routine Maria's playing...routine?

[vampiro03]

i don't care. i like seeing side-boob every week

[SuperSlim]

I missed all of that

[Savio]

Maria + Eugene = ratings

[Fenix122]

lol i don't know why but i read side-boob and just started cracking up

[Face Heely]

WTF did Cena just say?

Captains America's shield?

What is going on

I think it was "Holy Captain America's shield!" which is kinda mixing superheroes...but I marked out anyway, because I'm currently wearing a shirt with said shield on it. :cool:

[SuperSlim]

that was random

[Loose Cannon]

Can Jericho save this segment?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Jericho. :cool:

[SuperSlim]

man tonight seems like a talk show night

[Batsu]

So The Highlight Reel and The Cabana will co-exist...

[Loose Cannon]

I'm assuming this segment is with the divas

[Loose Cannon]

I'm assuming this segment is with the divas

oh, maybe not.

[SuperSlim]

man I'm hoping this segment is good

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Oh joy, more Marky Mark.

[vampiro03]

cena. wow

[Loose Cannon]

Munther,

THE CHAMP

IS HERE

[SuperSlim]

it would be funny if he tripped

[Gone Mad]

*** BOWS TO THE HIGHLITE OF THE NITE, CHRIS JERICHO! ***

Oh, and might I add, YOUR NEXT WWE CHAMP, Y2J!!

[vampiro03]

turd-life

[Loose Cannon]

Munther is totally marking right now.

[Savio]

no HHH = Ratings

[Innovator]

Fuck Cena, the REAL Champ is HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Munther,

THE CHAMP

IS HERE

Munter's pissing himself with excitement and reading that e-mail again.

[Innovator]

Jericho is the mang

[KingofOldSchool]

So...shouldn't Cena still be pissed at Jericho?

[Loose Cannon]

lol, are they restarting the feud again?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

DONINGTON IS NOT IN NOTTINGHAM, OR DERBY.

IT'S FUCKING LEICESTERSHIRE, RETARDS!

[KingofOldSchool]

So are they building Cena/Jericho or Carlito/Jericho?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Fozzy played the 2nd stage, therefore didn't play on the same stage as any of those bands. :)

[SuperSlim]

Jericho/Carlito/Cena feud

[Xerzes]

..I want a batch of hero cookies.

[Innovator]

Fuckin Cena, YOU DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE AYATOLLAH

[Face Heely]

Well, Carlito/Jericho would require a face turn...but Cena/Jericho is ready to go as-is. And based on this segment alone, could be a fantastic mic work feud.

[vampiro03]

1st EVER undisputed champ

[Loose Cannon]

I think Carlito/Jericho is going to be a long-term buildup. They'll try to one up one another with thier segments and then have a match somewhere down the line.

[Batsu]

Hmm, now if only HHH didn't exist...

[SuperSlim]

this feud can be good

[Xerzes]

Boo censorship. Boo.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Chris Jericho is NOT an asshole. I hate you Cena. :mad:

[Batsu]

Dammit, "asshole" was cut.

[vampiro03]

the crowd was probably chanting y2j but they played "cena-cena" over the speakers like goldberg/rocky used to

[Innovator]

Jericho is "cheap"? Fuck Cena

[SuperSlim]

they censored asshole? why

[KingofOldSchool]

This is good.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Did Jericho give Cena the finger before rolling out?

[SuperSlim]

haha

[Batsu]

the crowd was probably chanting y2j but they played "cena-cena" over the speakers like goldberg/rocky used to

WWE needs to STOP that.

It's the gayest thing they do outside of blurring the "F" like it didn't ever exist.

[Innovator]

sweet, piss break up next

[SuperSlim]

who was that?

[vampiro03]

y2j=next champ

[Xero]

LOL, looks like a jobber tried to steal some TV time. :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

I wish they would put Cena's programs in the last spot. He's the dam Champion. He should go on last.

[Gone Mad]

Cuck Fena! Jericho should kick the champ's ass! And for the last time, Jonathan Cena...

RAW

IS

JERICHO!

[vampiro03]

WWE needs to STOP that.

It's the gayest thing they do outside of blurring the "F" like it didn't ever exist.

i totally agree, they shouldn't quiet the fans, or the fans won't cheer anymore!

[SuperSlim]

what can save this diva search segment?

[Batsu]

I wish they would put Cena's programs in the last spot. He's the dam Champion. He should go on last.

Cena = getting Benoit-ed.

[vampiro03]

nudity

[Hired Hitman]

I like this dumbass routine Maria's playing...
Well you know what they say, the best gimmicks are a gimmick based on how a person really is.

Maria could be the next Stone Cold or The Rock!

:shifty:

[Ninti the Mad]

That guy shown after the divas passed kinda looks like Matt hardy?

[Loose Cannon]

My dog just pissed all over the bathroom floor cause of the fireworks, so I'll be cleaning that up during the segment.

[SuperSlim]

if Matt was blonde and buff

[Innovator]

Jericho would definitely rock the spinner belt

[Xero]

That guy shown after the divas passed kinda looks like Matt hardy?
It looked more like Billy Gunn to me...

[vampiro03]

I want a diva who is NATURAL damnit!

[Ninti the Mad]

he had dark hair...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL SARGE

[SuperSlim]

now we get ready for the horny sarge http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Xero]

pwn3d

[Fenix122]

hahahahahahaha she fell

[Gone Mad]

So here it is, the 'Girl Who Gets To Host A Diva Contest' Diva Contest! WOO. Although, the girl with the hat and the stockings is hot.

:Insert sleepy face here:

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

[Xerzes]

Maybe Jindrak?

[Darkone]

I really do love boobies.

Sometimes, like when they fall down like dumbasses, I hate the Diva Search.

[McLegend]

LMAO that chick fell

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahah that blonde skank keeps tripping.

[vampiro03]

sarge.... oh yeah i want masters to try the masterlock on the big show. i think shows back is so big he wouldn't be able to do it

[SuperSlim]

So here it is, the 'Girl Who Gets To Host A Diva Contest' Diva Contest! WOO. Although, the girl with the hat and the stockings is hot.

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

there you go :D

[Deceit]

LOL dumb bitch busted ass.

[Batsu]

Just because he isn't here on Raw...

ALEYEEELEEAH
LEYLEEEEEAAAH
LEYLEYLEAYAYAYE...

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/hassan_action.jpg

And now, let the Hassan-ing begin.

[Fenix122]

lol hot women doing jumping jacks is always good

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh God, this will be 20 minutes I'll never get back.

[SuperSlim]

this segment is gonna take forever :'(

[Xero]

Potato sack races? :|

[Innovator]

wow this is fuckin horrible

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Fenix122]

LOL @ the king saying, "but he isn't in a bikini."

[KingofOldSchool]

And the winner of the 2005 Raw Diva Search is.....









THE COACH!

[Loose Cannon]

I'm in hell

[vampiro03]

lol hot women doing jumping jacks is always good

it would be better if "they" moved.

[Loose Cannon]

Diva Search 2005 Hell

[Xero]

The worst part about this is that there are eight.

[SuperSlim]

Ashley is the girl I would want to win

[Face Heely]

*switches to Sox-Rangers*

[Fenix122]

it would be better if "they" moved.

i agree

[Batsu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! Bare ass!!!

[Loose Cannon]

ok. Ashley is the man.

I vote her

[SuperSlim]

I liked that ass

[The Answer]

Leyla has cock lips...

[Fenix122]

ahahahaha this is hilarious

[FearedSanctity]

Well this suddenly got better

[Loose Cannon]

lol, she almost broke her neck