Official Raw Thread(07/11): Why Shawn why?

[Mayo]

Jericho gets a title shot! :love: :love: :love:

[Batsu]

Uh oh, Jericho just got the fans on his bad side.

LOL...

Yes. YES!

No HHH on the show = GOLD.

Let Jericho be the top heel....

[Batsu]

Now if only Jericho wasn't going the JBL route...

[Batsu]

Whoa, did Cena just say what I thought he said?

[owenbrown]

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!! JERICHO GETS A SINGLES TITLE SHOT?! :eek: THIS IS HUGE!!!

[SuperSlim]

fianlly Jericho headlines

[Face Heely]

Funny...Jericho came off as much more "real" in that segment. At least, that's how I recognize it.

[The Answer]

FU on Bischoff

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!

[SuperSlim]

haha

[Azriel]

Looks like its Austin/McMahon for the new millenium

[The Answer]

If you want some come get some!!!!!!!

[Gone Mad]

Finally, the King of the World headlines a PPV! Oh, wait... Hogan v. HBK... shit!

Bischoff w/ mic as he's F-5 = LOL!

[SuperSlim]

Ashley better still be on

[Marc the Smark]

a talent competition... with people who have no talent

[Azriel]

Piss break II coming up

[Marc the Smark]

Cena told Jericho to get off his own dick

[Azriel]

Well, Jericho is quite cocky

[LK]

I hope people do what i do and switch off the TV for about 5-10 minutes

[Savio]

Wow a main event with out HHH.

[LK]

Cena also said that Bischoff was up his ass :wtf:

[JTB31]

The only thing that can save this next segment is if Trish returns and bitch slaps all those wanna be divas.

[Gone Mad]

Alrite. Time for "Who wants to take up time from real talent" contest. Assley, you better stay in this one and win, damn it!

Oh, and I'm not very excited. I hate this contest.

[SuperSlim]

man this thing looks like it's gonna be boring

[Batsu]

Huh-huh-huh.... it's Ass-ley.

[The Answer]

I hope Leyla stays....

[SuperSlim]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D

[Batsu]

Alexis got cut? I didn't see that happening.

[Azriel]

That was unexpected

[owenbrown]

wake me when its over :shifty: :|

[Savio]

Someone stuck christy in a microwave.

[The Answer]

Damn Alexis was cut. She looks to much like Melina anyway...

[Azriel]

10 minutes of our life we'll never get back

[SuperSlim]

ahhhh crap this is gonna suck. come on Ash do somethin cool

[KingofOldSchool]

Opening up your legs doesn't count as a talent.

Anyone can spread there legs.

[Batsu]

Assley'd make a cool valet for Cena.

[Marc the Smark]

One of the divas should say, "my talent is... I can suck Vince's cock."

[SuperSlim]

yawn

[Azriel]

Oh god :roll:

[SuperSlim]

heel turn?

[Batsu]

a DING?! Gay.

[Marc the Smark]

fuckin' bitch

[The Answer]

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LEYLA HEEL HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Azriel]

Leyla turning heel? :lol:

[KayfabeMan]

oy vey

[SuperSlim]

no personality

[FearedSanctity]

Thank God for the Home Run Derby

[JT]

Wrestling as a talent...there's no room for that in the WWE!

[Marc the Smark]

that was somebody's music

[Azriel]

Thats nice.

[Face Heely]

Looks like its Austin/McMahon for the new millenium

They're trying so hard for that, but it feels so forced. "Rapper," sure, I'll give Cena that one; but nothing about his true behavior suggests "thug;" and the anti-authority stuff is just not ringing true. Pretty lame, actually.

[Azriel]

Body paint time

[SuperSlim]

booooooooooooooo

[KingofOldSchool]

Even i can pour some blue paint onto paper and call it art.

I wish I was arrested right about now so I don't have to finish watching this.

[Azriel]

interesting boots there

[Joey Slugs]

*hoping for a Chris Masters highlight retrospective right about now*

[SuperSlim]

King: I love her boobs

[Batsu]

Well, call me back in when this piss break is done.

[Batsu]

Dude, it's Sgt. Clemets!

[mylifeishell]

ZzZzZzZzZzz

[Azriel]

sword dance?

[KingofOldSchool]

This isn't a fantasy thing, this is a god damned talent competition you nasty skank.

[Azriel]

I tell u though, they certainly have more TnA in this year than last year

[Batsu]

Look, it's Miss Spencer!

[mylifeishell]

being a slut is a talent?

[SuperSlim]

man this is the most boring segment I can remember

[Linkbowler]

I echo the crowd's sentiment: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KingofOldSchool]

I want Cameron to win.

I've seen her Playboy pics.

[Azriel]

Go Cameron!

[Azriel]

I'd LIKE to see those pics

[Joey Slugs]

most people pay $20 cover and $10 a dance for shit like this.

[SuperSlim]

that whole segment sucked

[Azriel]

Summer or Cameron

[KingofOldSchool]

Cameron/Ashley in the finals.

[Kane Knight]

Opening up your legs doesn't count as a talent.
It's kept Lita employed.

[Sepholio]

ROFL COACH

"I think YOU'VE done that a few times Christy."

[Azriel]

or Elizabeth

[Batsu]

LOL....

[The Answer]

I want Cameron to win.

I've seen her Playboy pics.

Care to share?

[Kane Knight]

The yhave NO clue how to act in front of a camera, do they?

[SuperSlim]

man man man what a waste

[SuperSlim]

I still want Ashley in the finals

[KingofOldSchool]

It's kept Lita employed.

And that's why it's not a talent. :(

[The Answer]

Im voting for Leyla because she low blowed Hebner. Hey she's Canadian, it's a conspiracy... :shifty:

[Azriel]

still hot though

[SuperSlim]

last week was hotter than this week

[Savio]

Assley'd make a cool valet for Cena.

[Kane Knight]

And that's why it's not a talent. :(
YEah, if Lita doesn't botch it...

[Azriel]

unfortunately I missed last week

[Kane Knight]

Im voting for Leyla because she low blowed Hebner. Hey she's Canadian, it's a conspiracy... :shifty:
THAT'S FOR BRET!

[Batsu]

YES! ANGLE TIME...

[KingofOldSchool]

KURT.

ANGLE INVITATIONAL

[Linkbowler]

Angle invitational time.

[JTB31]

Kurt's invitational is back??

[Azriel]

WOO!! Its Kurt Angle

:lol: Bringing over his invitational to RAW?!

[Kane Knight]

THIS IS FOR KURT!

[owenbrown]

what's the over/under on how many of these "diva contestants" are former strippers :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

So, who pops out?

[SuperSlim]

hmmm hopefully this one will be good

[The Answer]

Angle has nothing to do again but invatationals :n:

[Azriel]

Piss Break III

[SuperSlim]

So, who pops out?

looks like a messed up Jindrak

[SuperSlim]

does that apple mean he's fruity?

[Zen v.W.o.]

wtf is that, an apple on his tights?

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt Stryker.

Hahaha.

[Batsu]

LOL!! WTF?!!

[Joey Slugs]

THE TEACHER!!!!!!

[Face Heely]

Rat bastard isn't even from New Jersey. Aaaand the Jersey guys and girls in the audience send out the boos.

[The Answer]

LOL at Angle

[SuperSlim]

:lol:

[Azriel]

Nobody popped out tonight

[Kane Knight]

Did this actually make national news? I never saw it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Striker is trying to steal Carlito's gimmick!

[Kane Knight]

I ask only because they've been using SOME real world shit of late, so I'm wondering fake, exaggerated, real?

[SuperSlim]

I doubt it cause I never saw it.

man someone shoulda popped out tonight to save the horrendous segment

[The Answer]

I would laugh if he wins the invatational....

[Kane Knight]

Striker is trying to steal Carlito's gimmick!
Carlito jobs to Angle?

[Linkbowler]

He (and by he I mean the story) made the Jim Rome show a few days ago.

[Kane Knight]

I doubt it cause I never saw it.

man someone shoulda popped out tonight to save the horrendous segment
JEsus couldn't save that.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm... I can't see it

[Azriel]

Do these guys like have to sign something? Cause if it was me, I'd keep going the 3 minutes.

[Kane Knight]

Nice drama.

[SuperSlim]

JEsus couldn't save that.

a nipple or two could have

[Kane Knight]

a nipple or two could have
5.

[Face Heely]

I ask only because they've been using SOME real world shit of late, so I'm wondering fake, exaggerated, real?

I dunno about the Philadelphia stuff (wouldn't surprise me, if he's a local worker), but this Matt Stryker, wrestling teacher is genuine. There was even a thread a little while ago in which KayfabeMan(?) pointed out the difference between Matt Striker and Matt Stryker.

[SuperSlim]

haha man this is awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Batsu]

Did this actually make national news? I never saw it.

It did. I'll find a link...

[Azriel]

Weakling!!

[Kane Knight]

OH NICE. Too bad JR's botching Heyman's ONE SECOND AWAY!!!!

[Linkbowler]

PUSSY!

[SuperSlim]

awwwwwww

[JTB31]

As if he couldn't hold on just 2 seconds lol

[The Answer]

:rofl: :rofl: That was great he tapped as soon as Kurt applied it...

[Joey Slugs]

eh. he gets an A for effort. :shifty:

[Face Heely]

PUSSY!

...The Lone Drinker returns?

[Savio]

what if that guy decided to be an ass and not tap?

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought he was fired.

[Mayo]

That was so retarded, its like Angle didn't even have the hold on and he tapped .

[Batsu]

LOL @ that face of Kane!

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: :rofl: That was great he atpped as soon as Kurt applied it... Yeah, though it's sad the guy who put on the best Defense taps in 2 seconds.

[Azriel]

Matt?

[Batsu]

WTF!!!! HARDY!!!!

[Kane Knight]

WOAH

[Mayo]

WAS THAT MATT?

[SuperSlim]

Matt Freakin Hardy

[Savio]

HOLY SHIT!

[Joey Slugs]

MATT FUCKING HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JTB31]

Matt Hardy!!!!

[Face Heely]

So, Matt Hardy, or a Matt Hardy lookalike?

[Kane Knight]

WAS THAT MATT?
He looks different if it is. :|

[SuperSlim]

hmmmm that was interesting

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSS

[Savio]

Matt probably pissed off his fans now hahahaha.

[Watson]

Hmmm, that was pretty wicked. I think I marked out...............somewhat.

[SuperSlim]

I forgot my tape was recording os I have it on tape :D

[Batsu]

Wait a minute, was that Boogeyman thing a WWE promo?

[Ninti the Mad]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Ninti the Mad]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Either they are confident they will sign him or he is signed

omfg

[Linkbowler]

If it was him, we would've got a better look than that. I might be eating crow in about 2 minutes, but meh, I'm still skeptical.

[Joey Slugs]

*taking FOREVER for this site to load*

[loopydate]

So, wait, Marty "Boogeyman" Wright is already debuting in WWE?

[The Answer]

Wait a minute, was that Boogeyman thing a WWE promo?

Ya, it was and it may be the most ou their gimmick since Papa Shango. Dude looked ripped though,

[Nark Order]

MATT WTF??

[Kane Knight]

SNITSKY BAH GAWD! I FEEL LIKE BABYBACK RIBS!

[Ninti the Mad]

HELL YEAH MATT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[FearedSanctity]

Ah, shit

[Vazz]

OMG!

[Watson]

Holy Shit! I'm glad I recorded this! This shit looks completely unscripted.

[Linkbowler]

Yep, I'm firing up the barbecue. Got a crow ready for chow time.

[Cool King]

MATT HARDY!

[Scorpion]

HOly Shit...

[Deceit]

AHHAAH HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

[Joey Slugs]

WTF???

[Face Heely]

There is nothing I can say but "Wow."

[LK]

MATT FREAKING HARDY

[Batsu]

Whoa, WTFFFFFFFFFFFF... guess that WAS Matt.

They were hiding his face pretty good there.

[Watson]

LOL I like the way he plugged Ring Of Honor.

[Kane Knight]

Called Edge Adam. Boy, they're going for "Realism."

[Joey Slugs]

SHOOT?

[Tiken]

Matt's put on alot of weight.

[Scorpion]

FUCKIN BADASS

[Ninti the Mad]

OMFG I AM STILL IN AWE

[Danny Electric]

Who's Matt Wright?

[Linkbowler]

OK, wait a second. They bleep "Asshole", but not "Kiss my ass"? I didn't know "Hole" was such a threat to the moral fabric of America.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

HARDY!!!!!

Granted, I'm not the biggest Hardy fan, that was badass....

I still would have preferred Haas...

[Deceit]

Definitely scripted, but the WWE did a really good job at making that look as real as possible. Us "smarks" know that they wouldn't have kept the camera on him for so long and televised him getting "arrested" if it was truely real ;).

Nonetheless, awesome job with that. And Matt is looking buff

[Savio]

this is worked don't worry.

[ilt_undertaker]

Ok, so everyone else saw Matt too? I thought it was the weed

MATT :love:!

[Ninti the Mad]

I am loving the Smar-Era WWE!!!!!

[RawRocks]

That was a fantastic segment

[JT]

OKAY...Where's the fuck that said "If Matt shows up tonight, I'll eat my hat and half my dog?"

[Ninti the Mad]

I am loving the Smark-Era WWE!!!!!

[Volchok]

Okay if this is a shoot its been done sooooo good... Holy shit I never thought I would mark out for Matt Hardy but I did...

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

exactly like Deceit said, they wouldnt of kept the cameras on him if it was real, they wouldve cut to a break. as well as the fact kane and snitsky 'conveniently' left the through the crowd just before matt entered. Props to WWE for making it look real though!

[Kane Knight]

OK, wait a second. They bleep "Asshole", but not "Kiss my ass"? I didn't know "Hole" was such a threat to the moral fabric of America.
It happens a lot. You can say God, and Damn, but not God Damn.

You can say Jesus, but Christ'll get bleeped.

[Watson]

Good job by WWE making that look like a shoot though. It's a work though. That's why they showed Edge backstage watching the tape from the wedding when Hardy's music played.

[Linkbowler]

Matt's website = dead

[RawRocks]

Is it me or is the site loading slow as hell.

[Watson]

Good job by WWE making that look like a shoot though. It's obviously a work. That's why they showed Edge backstage watching the tape from the wedding when Hardy's music played.

[Ninti the Mad]

Currently Active Users: 194 (88 members and 106 guests)
Most users ever online was 194, Today at 10:03 PM.


hah

[Azriel]

Plus, notice how he said Lita, not Amy? (Or had that been mentioned?)

[Batsu]

Come on, Shawn...be the asshole we all know you can be.

[Kane Knight]

Shawn...Still getting cheered.

[Azriel]

Nice to see the site getting more back to normal

[Watson]

Holy shit I never thought I would mark out for Matt Hardy but I did...

[James Steele]

This is the most fucked up RAW ever.

[Kane Knight]

BOOOOO!

I mean...YOU SCREWED BRET!

[SuperSlim]

finally made it back on the boards

hmmm it's aight

[James Steele]

The Diva Search was fucked up. The Matt Hardy thing was fucked up. The HBK segment is fucked up right now. Alas, it is a good "fucked up".

[Kane Knight]

This is the most fucked up RAW ever.
Ainit great?

[Joey Slugs]

If they can pull it off... this Matt/Amy/Adam angle can be one of the best.

[Batsu]

I think Piper had to hold back saying the "F" there.

[SuperSlim]

SCM to Piper

[James Steele]

:lol:


When the hell did Gene get a foot fetish.

[Kane Knight]

WHY WOULD YOU THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!

[Joey Slugs]

PREACH ON BROTHER HOT ROD!

[James Steele]

Ainit great?
http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/yesyes.gif

[Watson]

Which Diva got eliminated by the way? (I was on the crapper when they showed it.LOL)

[owenbrown]

pipers gonna get some sweet chin music

[Batsu]

Saw THAT one coming.

[SuperSlim]

predicatble

[Nark Order]

Holy shit... couldn't post cause the damned site wouldn't load.

MATT FUCKING HARDY! They did a pretty damned good job with it too IMO...

[Joey Slugs]

pipers gonna get some sweet chin music


:love:

[SuperSlim]

Alexis got crapped on

[Kane Knight]

OMG! HBK...LEGEND KILLER

[owenbrown]

two words for this entire show...... HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

what's up with the censors?

[Linkbowler]

HBK just stole the legend killer gimmick.

[Batsu]

WTF is this bullshit? Nitro on TNT?! Censoring Asshole chants now?

[Cool King]

HBK-The new Legend Killer?:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

WOOT!

[James Steele]

Yeah, they had my smark sense tingling for a second until he said Lita then it made me go "what the fuck..."!

[Azriel]

Woah! Good RAW! Nicely done!

[V]

wow, matt helped us break tpww's most online user record

sorry benoit, but your rumble win has been overshadowed at tpww

[SuperSlim]

HBK pulls of the Legend Killer Gimmick better than Orton did

[Nark Order]

Piper vs HBK next week?

Looks like HBK wants to get in some big matches before he finally retires.

[The Answer]

Wow, that was crazy and Matt Hardy showing up has me perplexed to say the least.

[Deceit]

Raw was fantastic tonight :y:. I'm a satsified man :)

[Kane Knight]

Haha. BEat you all

[SuperSlim]

seeing Matt was well...

[Joey Slugs]

Bobby Abreu hit 41 HRs in tonight's derby. Damn.

[The Answer]

BTW Hogan sold SCM ten times better than Piper.

[Joey Slugs]

BTW Hogan sold SCM ten times better than Piper.

I think he kicked his shoulder.

[Savio]

Definitely scripted, but the WWE did a really good job at making that look as real as possible. Us "smarks" know that they wouldn't have kept the camera on him for so long and televised him getting "arrested" if it was truely real ;).....or have kane and snitsky fight in the audience right before he came out.

[Volchok]

Wow this weeks Raw totally owned the past two weeks...

[James Steele]

:lol:

All WWE needs to do know is to have Bret Hart come out during a Vince McMahon segment for me to lose all sense of "smarkness".

[owenbrown]

i am gonna be VERY disappointed if RAW doesn't pull a huge fucking rating after tonite

[SuperSlim]

the only reason why this raw was better than last raw was cause of Matt. that's it. other than that I say last Raw owned

[Loose Cannon]

holy mother of mother fucker

I'd never thought I see the day again, but the gimmick has returned to wrestling. The gimmick that overshadowed everything WCW did in 96. The gimmick that was led by Brian FK'N Pillman.

Matt Hardy is now a Loose Cannon. HELL FUCKING YEA.

I haven't heard a crowd that into a segment in the longest time. They were dam near rioting the place. I really felt that and I was just standing there is awe. I couldn't believe the WWE actually let Hardy do and say what he did.

The whole taking 20 guys to handcuff him. Just Wow. One of the most surreal moments I've ever seen in wrestling

Just awesome.