Late for work

[FourFifty]

Hi, it's me again, Always450. I needed to be at work at 7:00am, and right now it's 7:35am. So what the crap am I doing right now?

Brock Lesnar Sucks

I don't care if I'm late for work, I had to get that off my chest. He sucks that much that I'm willing to get in trouble at work to tell everyone he sucks. Thank you.

[PorkSoda]

Yeah, work sucks. If you work with computers, just walk in late, sit down, go to paint and start drawing.

[M. Banana]

I make 12.90/hour as a waiter.


Would you like a salad or baked potato?

[The Ravishing One]

Hi, it's me again, Always450.
:wtf:

[Xero]

So, what, does the internet not work before 7 at your house or something?

[Savio]

Get a life.

[M. Banana]

I want a sandwich.

[SuperSlim]

I'm perplexed

[FourFifty]

I was late for work, but I just didn't care. I e-mailed my twin bro in Iraq, called up a friend on the east coast, and told people playing City of Heroes I was late for work.

I know this is not wrestling related, but I just didn't care that I was late. It's really an awesome feeling. Sorry if you feel that I wasted your time... Okay, I lie. I'm not sorry. If you feel you wasted your time, it sucks to be you.

And I still think Brock Lesnar sucks.

[Ruien]

Ya, I am so lost. Are we suppose to care?

[FourFifty]

Only if you have nothing better to do.

[M. Banana]

Your sig is still awesome, 450

[Corkscrewed]

So... how's that first spam thread ever working out for you?

[Psycho C]

my twin bro in Iraq

Hmmm....if your twin is in Iraq, how do you know whether you are supposed to be there and that he is actually taking YOUR place?


The plot thickens.....

[.44 Magdalene]

If anybody gets onto you for being late, flip them off and hit the stunner. Grab a beer because everybody has beer at where you work, which I'm assuming on a hunch is a beer factory, and start chugging. Wait for the music to play. Then quit.

It worked for me--at not one but TWO different beer factories, mind you--and it CAN work for you.

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

I went to buy bread at 7:15 this morning, but there was no bread...nobody stocked the bread. Apparently the bread-stock-boy was late for work.

What a jerk.

[M. Banana]

I went to bed at 7:00 AM

[.44 Magdalene]

I went to buy bread at 7:15 this morning, but there was no bread...nobody stocked the bread. Apparently the bread-stock-boy was late for work.

What a jerk.

:shifty: I've heard he's very sexy and it's not his fault that he's more experienced in the fields of beer factory work.

[TerranRich]

You wanna know what I heard? I heard tha—

http://images.xylot.com/hassanrules.jpg

ALLEAYYYEEEAALLLLAEYAALLENALELEAYLENALEAEYALEAAEAAA...

DAMN YOU, HASSAN! You still rule!

This thread has just been...Hassaaaaaaaaaan'd! Beotch!

[Mr. JL]

This happened to me last week. I was Supposed to open the gas station at 6am... but got way too hammered, didn't hear my cell phone alarm.. woken up by a friend leaving at 9am. Not so quickly drove to work. Got there at 9:30 am...

My boss is an idiot and never said anything. I still got paid for those 3 hours. Moral of the story... Brock Lesnar does suck

[M. Banana]

Who wants to ride my pony?

[TerranRich]

HERE COMES THE PONY!!!

http://images.xylot.com/brockpony.jpg

I have WAY too much time on my hands... :p

[blake639raw]

$12.90 per hour is a lot for a waiter. Every waiter I've ever known usually makes $2.15 per hour + tips.

[TerranRich]

Maybe he's a waiter at one of those nudie bars. You know, maybe he shows them a little boob action with their meals.