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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Late for work
Hi, it's me again, Always450. I needed to be at work at 7:00am, and right now it's 7:35am. So what the crap am I doing right now?
Brock Lesnar Sucks I don't care if I'm late for work, I had to get that off my chest. He sucks that much that I'm willing to get in trouble at work to tell everyone he sucks. Thank you. Quote:
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Yeah, work sucks. If you work with computers, just walk in late, sit down, go to paint and start drawing.
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Guest
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I make 12.90/hour as a waiter.
Would you like a salad or baked potato? |
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Hello
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He's Here
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So, what, does the internet not work before 7 at your house or something?
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Spammy Certified
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Get a life.
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I want a sandwich.
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#8 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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I'm perplexed
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I was late for work, but I just didn't care. I e-mailed my twin bro in Iraq, called up a friend on the east coast, and told people playing City of Heroes I was late for work.
I know this is not wrestling related, but I just didn't care that I was late. It's really an awesome feeling. Sorry if you feel that I wasted your time... Okay, I lie. I'm not sorry. If you feel you wasted your time, it sucks to be you. And I still think Brock Lesnar sucks. |
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MVP Mark
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Ya, I am so lost. Are we suppose to care?
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Only if you have nothing better to do.
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Your sig is still awesome, 450
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So... how's that first spam thread ever working out for you?
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Because Good is dumb.
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Smitten for Kittens
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If anybody gets onto you for being late, flip them off and hit the stunner. Grab a beer because everybody has beer at where you work, which I'm assuming on a hunch is a beer factory, and start chugging. Wait for the music to play. Then quit.
It worked for me--at not one but TWO different beer factories, mind you--and it CAN work for you. |
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Sleepy Bitch
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I went to buy bread at 7:15 this morning, but there was no bread...nobody stocked the bread. Apparently the bread-stock-boy was late for work.
What a jerk. |
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I went to bed at 7:00 AM
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Smitten for Kittens
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Herp a derp, and so on
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You wanna know what I heard? I heard tha—
![]() ALLEAYYYEEEAALLLLAEYAALLENALELEAYLENALEAEYALEAAEAAA... DAMN YOU, HASSAN! You still rule! This thread has just been...Hassaaaaaaaaaan'd! Beotch! |
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This happened to me last week. I was Supposed to open the gas station at 6am... but got way too hammered, didn't hear my cell phone alarm.. woken up by a friend leaving at 9am. Not so quickly drove to work. Got there at 9:30 am...
My boss is an idiot and never said anything. I still got paid for those 3 hours. Moral of the story... Brock Lesnar does suck |
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Who wants to ride my pony?
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Herp a derp, and so on
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HERE COMES THE PONY!!!
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The Iconoclast
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$12.90 per hour is a lot for a waiter. Every waiter I've ever known usually makes $2.15 per hour + tips.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Maybe he's a waiter at one of those nudie bars. You know, maybe he shows them a little boob action with their meals.
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