Official Monday Night Raw Thread 8/1/05

[darkpower]

Here we go!

[Disturbed316]

*MARKS OUT*

[Loose Cannon]

*MARKOUT

[Shadow]

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR VINNIE MAC, CHAIRMAN OF THE WWE*

[Shadow]

...........Victor........

[Gone Mad]

NO CHANCE.. NO CHANCE IN HELL!! And here comes the strut.

VINCE In small doses = Ratings!

[owenbrown]

time for the boss to speak

[Disturbed316]

Wow 636 Raw's.

[Disturbed316]

I smell a heel turn.

[Kane Knight]

Did King just say he didn't know there was gonna be an announcement?

[RP]

Triple H

[Loose Cannon]

ME

[Batsu]

Is it me, or is Vince's hair more gray than we're used to seeing it?

[owenbrown]

LMFAO @ VKM THANKING HIMSELF AND GETTING A POP :rofl:

[Deceit]

Here comes the Brock announcement

[Kane Knight]

Where's this going? :Shifty:

[Batsu]

Wait a minute...

[Gone Mad]

LESNAR.. it's official.

[Shadow]

Oh get to the point Vince. No one wants to hear you talk.

[The Answer]

Here comes the next big chick

[SuperSlim]

let's see what else is going to happen

[Batsu]

Please do NOT let this be about Brock Lesnar...

[darkpower]

MATT HARDY!!

[Deceit]

Oh shit wait it's Hardy

[The Answer]

LOL It's Hardy....

[Shadow]

MATT HARDY! YES! HE'S BACK! OFFCIALLY! V-1AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[SuperSlim]

ahhh come on Hardy?

[Disturbed316]

V ONE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[AJHayes]

MATT FREAKIN HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gone Mad]

Matt. nevermind.

[Ninti the Mad]

OH SHIT

[Deceit]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Batsu]

Wait a minute... all of that, for Hardy? LOL!

[owenbrown]

HELL FUCKING YEAH ABOUT TIME :D

[darkpower]

YES!!! HERE WE GO!!

[Shadow]

MARKS THE FUCK OUT FOR THE SENSI OF MATTITUDE HIMSELF!!!!

[SuperSlim]

dang. this is a let down to me

[Loose Cannon]

Perfect way to get him back

[Savio]

I was hyped for brock. :(

[The Answer]

I can slap a tornado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Disturbed316]

I smell a Twist of Fate to McMahon.

[SuperSlim]

at least now he doesn't have to get hounded by "security" all the time now

[Disturbed316]

Woooo I brought Hardy back to Raw.

[Kane Knight]

ASSKISSERS UNITE!

Oh, and is it me, or can he not pronounce Raw?

[Disturbed316]

AMY DUMBASS

[Batsu]

Oh, no....don't do it, Matt.

[Kane Knight]

Woooo I brought Hardy back to Raw.
No, I did, jerk!

[Loose Cannon]

OH NO

[darkpower]

heh!

[owenbrown]

worked shoot time

[Shadow]

........Duma? Dumas you idiot!

[The Answer]

That's right Hardy we got you back. You can start wearing clean clothes again...

[darkpower]

Shoot interview #344354309589043

[Batsu]

Stop it... NOOO! This is starting to suck...

[Disturbed316]

"Amy came home to me everynight"

lol, not something to be proud of chuck.

[The Answer]

........Duma? Dumas you idiot!

It's french. La di da mr fancy boy

[McLegend]

This could backfire miserably

or could be a huge success

I don't know

[RP]

Edge fucked my girlfriend.

[Shadow]

No, I did, jerk!

I DID!

[Gone Mad]

WE WANT BROCK! WE WANT BROCK! WE WANT BROCK!

[RP]

Did Edge cut his balls off?

[Shadow]

The irony of the fact that his dream of having kids being crushed when.....hehehehehahahahaha....

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Disturbed316]

Wow, this Matt Hardy thing has gotten old really quick. It was better when he seemed an outsider. I guess this had to happen at some point though.

Lesnar better come out and F5 his ass now.

[Batsu]

Ok. What happens AFTER Edge, is the question....

[RP]

Can you say " Hell in the Cell "

[Deceit]

fantastic promo. i love me some hardy

[SuperSlim]

man it woulda been bigger if Lesnar came back

[Batsu]

Well, that "Car accident" line was cool, at least. LOL @ the guy doing the V1.

[Kane Knight]

Did Edge cut his balls off?
No, Lita botched fellatio.

[owenbrown]

no i take it back it looks almost like a full blown shoot

[The Answer]

Ok. What happens AFTER Edge, is the question....

There gonna ride the shit out of it....

[SuperSlim]

dang that was a drag

[Kane Knight]

Man did they overdo that. That was so over the top, the producers of Dallas are suing.

[Corndad]

Wow... that Car Accident comment made that promo decent...

[RP]

I had a chance to kill that shoe guy once. I just never got drunk enough to do it.

[SuperSlim]

now that shoe commercial was cool

[Innovator]

Why the fuck am I craving Chicken Fries?

[Savio]

Brock > Matt

[SuperSlim]

so what exactly was the car accident comment? I missed it.

[Volchok]

Can someone please give me a recap of what happend all up until Hardy comming back? I just got home from Six Flags and that's all I caught.

[Loose Cannon]

Slim, why do you watch Raw if you fall asleep every episode?

[SuperSlim]

Why the fuck am I craving Chicken Fries?

cause you saw the shoe commercial with garbage cans and that's what it reminds you of

[RP]

Lol Kerwin

[Shadow]

HARDY'S BACK! HARDY'S BACK!

Well...at least one of 'em anyways.

Also...Vince forgot Chavo's new character. That's funny.

[Corndad]

so what exactly was the car accident comment? I missed it.

Said the only thing that would stop him from kicking his ass was if he died in a car accident *evil eye*

[SuperSlim]

Slim, why do you watch Raw if you fall asleep every episode?

it's really just majority of the parts. I just hope to find something interesting at least once

also I like the smilie http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[Disturbed316]

LOL "Hi Chavo"

[Gone Mad]

That was alright, but I think we all get it about Matt. I just can't wait till they bring back Lesnar and we hear what he says.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHH YEAH!!

LOL @ Kerwin Guerrero. And an appearance by Venis. Nostalgia night, everyone.

[Watson]

Why the fuck am I craving Chicken Fries?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RP]

Val Venis must be excercising his 1 raw match every 3 month clause.

[owenbrown]

VAL VENIS ON RAW 2 WEEKS IN A ROW?! :eek:

[Shadow]

Said the only thing that would stop him from kicking his ass was if he died in a car accident *evil eye*

Uh................yeah...car accident. Sure...*hides bloody knife*

[darkpower]

WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!

[SuperSlim]

what the blue hell

[RP]

Did they just switch over to Heat or something?

[Batsu]

Um, what's with this Heat match on Raw?

[John la Rock]

man it woulda been bigger if Lesnar came back

agreed :y:

[Gone Mad]

BUFF BAGWELL!!!!

[Shadow]

............

I think the Construction Worker is making his WWE debut.

[AJHayes]

Didn't the villiage people have this gimmick before Conway did?

[RP]

LOL ROB CONWAY

[The Answer]

What the hell is this Sunday night heat...

[owenbrown]

HOLY SHIT DOES ROB CONWAY LOOK GAY :shifty:

[Fryza]

WHAT DID THEY DO TO CONWAY?!

[Batsu]

Damn, the crowd is DEAD. This must be a set up for something.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL WHAT THE FUCK

[Corndad]

The CON-WAY LOL.. I smell a feud with the REPO MAN coming on! lol

[Innovator]

What the hell is Conway wearing? He's a cross between Buff Bagwell and Chyna

[RP]

LOL THE CON MAN

[Fryza]

The crowd was fucking silent...

[The Answer]

I thought they were going to premiere the Boogeyman....

[Fryza]

LOL @ glasses

[Savio]

:wtf:

[SuperSlim]

this match may have potential

[Disturbed316]

The Conman is gay.

[Shadow]

I think it's obvious folks....They gave him Stieners gimmick.

[Loose Cannon]

Did they just switch over to Heat or something?

lol, line of the night

[Disturbed316]

He is wearing Billy Gunn's old tights.

[The Answer]

I think it's obvious folks....They gave him Stieners gimmick.

Conway couldn't hold Steiner's jock. Holla if ya hear me!!!!

[SuperSlim]

did I say this match has potential?

[RP]

Is it safe to say that either the Masterlock competetion or the Diva contest got scratched at the last second.

[McLegend]

More like Buff Bagwell's but a million times better becasue it's not Buff Bagwell

[Morgan]

When his music started, was I the only one thinking Scissor sisters?

[Watson]

Damn, the crowd is DEAD. This must be a set up for something.
9 times out of 10 when Val wrestles it is a set up for something.

[Batsu]

I thought that was gonna be some funny DDT move from Val Venis...

[Disturbed316]

STAY TUNED FOR ROB CONWAY'S MOMMA ON A SAUSAGE MATCH!

[Fryza]

Give him better tights and better music and I'll praise him again.

[SuperSlim]

dang just bring on the diva search

[Innovator]

I think I hear two guys yelling BORING

[Corndad]

random question.. When was the last time there was a Tag Team Title Match on Raw... or even the last time the Tag Team Champs Wrestled on Raw?

[Batsu]

Whoa, that was actually kind of cool from Venis.

[Disturbed316]

LOL "This match sucks"

[Watson]

lol @ Coach, "JR you know what ryhmes with Venis, don't ya? ................. meaness".

[Innovator]

THIS MATCH SUUUUUCKS *clap clap clap clap clap*

[SuperSlim]

dang we know Venis is gonna lose. former IC champ

[Morgan]

:lol: This match sucks!

[Kane Knight]

The Conman is gay.
That's why people so easily believed he was French.

[Shadow]

And the Ego-trip wins the match for Conway.......and no reaction from the crowd.

[Fryza]

CONWAYYYYYYY

So silent...

[Gone Mad]

About this match, is it safe to say that this is the CON-WAY of doing a match?

Get it? Con way? Bad way? AHAHA, this match sucked.

[owenbrown]

what was that chant? :rofl: and what is this shitty ass gimmick rob conway has now? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

THIS MATCH SUUUUUCKS *clap clap clap clap clap*

[Morgan]

Forget what I said before, his music sounds like the theme to some weird sitcom.

[Watson]

Val Venis got beat by a modern version of himself.

[Batsu]

Well, a bonafide HEAT match on Raw. WTF. I'd like to see a Velocity match on SmackDown!

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else hear his music and think Kerwin was actually debuting?

[Morgan]

You could hear the boring chant in the replay.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Is that music Randy Newman? Good lord.

[Corndad]

Wow, just be glad guys we didnt pay to watch this crap... makin me believe I did make the right decision not to get tickets for next week..

[darkpower]

WTF is going on with RAW?!

Did they trade Dave Laguana to RAW as their lead writer or something?

[Morgan]

Diva search next.

[Disturbed316]

More ads :|

[Shadow]

During the chant I couldn't quite make it out. I thought they were chanting, "We want sluts!*

[RP]

Anyone else hear his music and think Kerwin was actually debuting?


No .I turned the channell

[Gone Mad]

Whenever his debut may be, Kerwin's theme should be the theme to the show Perfect Strangers. Go, check it out. It fits him, no?

[SuperSlim]

I wasn't paying attention

[Loose Cannon]

I think his song was from Randy Newman.

[Morgan]

More ads :|

It's fucking irritating I know.

[Disturbed316]

Nah, give him Mean Street Posse's music :cool:

[Corndad]

Damn these HBK Highlights better be good

[Innovator]

I think Kerwin is using Frank Sinatra for his theme

[The One]

I...so...confused. Why...why...brain hurts...booking makes no sense.

[RP]

LOL WTF

[Batsu]

and about Conway's new gimmick. Yep...he needs better tights and to lose that Village People hat.

[SuperSlim]

now this is good stuff

[RP]

OMFG

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHAHHA

[The One]

LOL...this is laready gold.

[Deceit]

LOL I LOVE OLD SCHOOL SHAWN MICHAELS!

[iquitted]

Wow, just be glad guys we didnt pay to watch this crap... makin me believe I did make the right decision not to get tickets for next week..


they're going to have to pay me, if this keeps happening...

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL YESSSSSSSSSSS

DX MICHALES

[RP]

I'M CRYING

[Morgan]

What the fuck :rofl:

[Disturbed316]

OMG IT'S HULK HOGAN!

[Corndad]

OMG LOL ROFL!!! I knew HBK would save this show!

[darkpower]

HUCKSTER 2.0!!

[SuperSlim]

record button :D

[Batsu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO @ HBK!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

[Watson]

lol

[The Answer]

:lol:

[Morgan]

Hulky?

[RP]

OMG LOL

[Loose Cannon]

WE WILL NOT SAY THE WORDS FUCK, SHIT, MOTHER FUCKER, FAGGOT

[Kane Knight]

Okay, I've officially popped in HCTP, since there's nothing here for me tonight. I'll watch the finish on tape tomorrow.

[RP]

BROTHER!

[Innovator]

the borther count is already at 50

[iquitted]

This is pretty good....brother....

[SuperSlim]

now this is the HBK I've been missing

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL BROTHER

[Gone Mad]

I think his song was from Randy Newman.

I can imagine this one:

Newman singing: THERE'S A RIGHT WAY AND A CON WAY. LOOK, HE LOOK-A-LIKE A GAY MAN, TOO BAD THE GIMMICK AIN'T WOORKIN'. Hey, HE'S FIGHTING WITH HIS GLASSES ON! AND NOW VAL VENIS IS GONNA CLOTHESLINE ME-- **clothesline!!**

[Watson]

LOL..............Brother!!

[Deceit]

rofl this is fucking gold

[Innovator]

157 years old brother!

[Batsu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[RP]

Greatest EVAH

[Disturbed316]

lol "I feel 157"

[The One]

FUCK ME THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Brother! Brother Brother Brother!

And now this is some good highlights.

[The Answer]

Best in the buisness right here.....

[Batsu]

LOL, Hogan is gonna get so booed at Summerslam now.

[SuperSlim]

feel 157 brother

[Morgan]

This is the one they used for Angle at Wrestlemania. Still good though.

[Innovator]

My god so many Superkicks

[The One]

Best segment in...well...a long time.

[iquitted]

this is a highlight reel of who sells a super kick the best....

[Morgan]

Jackie was alright looking weren't she.

[Disturbed316]

Yeah, I thought I'd seen it before.

[Innovator]

ahahahaahah

[RP]

BRO-THER !lol

[Gone Mad]

I have that feeling that Hogan is gonna win, if it is truly his last match. I kinda want HBK to win after that.

LOL 'brother', staring into the camera after highlight video.

[Batsu]

L M F A O ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[SuperSlim]

Miss Jackie or Jacqueline?

[Morgan]

SHOOT COMMENT WHOOO!!! :yes:

[The One]

...............................brother.

:rofl:

[Disturbed316]

Ok, the Brother thing got boring just about.....now.

[RP]

'You know Mean Gene " rofl

[Innovator]

this is greatness

[Watson]

LMAO this is some funny sheet.

[Disturbed316]

lol cramp

[darkpower]

SHOOT COMMENT WHOOO!!! :yes:
Yeah, we've heard alot of those lately.

[Gone Mad]

HUCKSTER'S BALD!! :eek: :lol:

[Batsu]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Deceit]

AHAHAHAHAAH CRAMPPPPP

[The Answer]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: How can you people not be looking forward to this match....

[Morgan]

Miss Jackie or Jacqueline?

Miss Jackie.

Jacqueline :shifty:

[RP]

WTF ITS HBK!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

he just killed Larry King

[SuperSlim]

now that was nice

[Morgan]

Yeah, we've heard alot of those lately.

I try to tune Psycho Hardy out now.

[darkpower]

From shoot break to piss break.

[Batsu]

That segment = PLATINUM

[Innovator]

So here comes the Rob Scheider hosted Diva Segment. Yay.

[Disturbed316]

Piss break coming up.

[iquitted]

Shawn still had more hair with that bald wig than Terry (i mean Hogan) had in 85...

[Morgan]

Diva search derp de derp.

[McLegend]

HBK is the man

also ROFL the whole segment especially the no sell from the Larry king impersonator

[RP]

I hope Kane comes out and chokeslams him

[G-wrath]

Comedy....pure comedy....I LOVE IT!

[Disturbed316]

More ads :|

[Innovator]

I love how HBK played up Hogan being bald, since HBK will never start balding...EVER

[Morgan]

Was it an impersonator? I'm sitting far from the TV.

[Savio]

Hopefully brock comes out.

[Batsu]

Now how come Summer always is wearing some odd lookin' getup?

[darkpower]

Ok, Ashely BETTER be staying with us...she's making the show watchable here.

[iquitted]

coach said we have 45 divas???

[Innovator]

Not Ashley

[Morgan]

More ads :|

Another in five minutes.

[Innovator]

YES!

[The Answer]

WTF was Coach looking at Leyla for. She had immunity and she is lookin hot :drool:

[Watson]

Hopefully brock doesn't comes out.
There, that's better.