View Full Version : Hassan coming back as new charecter
evolutioner
08-04-2005, 08:38 PM
I saw on some news channel while fliping channels that Hassan ("Brian something, realy an Italian American") will be coming back as a new charecter, but that's all they said.
ANyone out there have any new or updated info on this? It's f'n craptastic that he got left holding the bag for the Tuesday filmed Bad luck air date of the taker attack. I never loved him on RAW but he had sound skills, and when he hit Smackdown! I was like...all right, this could work.With "Hassan " banned from UPN is he on Raw for sure, or would a new charecter cover that?
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Is that supposed to be understandable?
Shadow
08-04-2005, 08:42 PM
Yeah...it's supposed to be. Too bad it's not even close.
Batsu
08-04-2005, 08:42 PM
Hassan is going to Raw...or else, it's gonna be
ALEEYEEEEELEEEAAAAAA...
Ruien
08-04-2005, 08:43 PM
I gonna miss the music :(
Zen v.W.o.
08-04-2005, 08:44 PM
I understood it, and yes a new character should cover that, although I dont see why they should have to, considering I have seen the same shit occur on other tv shows.
Volchok
08-04-2005, 08:46 PM
Hassan... :'(
Mr. JL
08-04-2005, 08:47 PM
I bet he gets placed as the leader of the Full Blooded Italians with Nunzio and Big Vito
Loose Cannon
08-04-2005, 08:50 PM
one fucking month away from winning the Title. One month :nono:
god dammit
evolutioner
08-04-2005, 08:50 PM
well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey. :rant:
Batsu
08-04-2005, 09:00 PM
one fucking month away from winning the Title. One month :nono:
god dammit
Do you think Hassan would have actually won the belt at SS?
I think Hassan would have won the "Hassan" way (via DQ).
but... it did EFF up GAB. I so wanted to see Taker get RKOed and have the match cost...
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 09:27 PM
well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey. :rant:
I think you need to write it even slower. Try to make paragraphs, spell things close to correctly, and make it worth our time to read.
I'm not asking for perfect English, just communicate in a way others can interpret.
Shadow
08-04-2005, 09:41 PM
well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey. :rant:
Ranting or not you need to slow down, give me some spaces, and make some paragraphs.
Impact!
08-04-2005, 09:44 PM
and for once this isn't one of shadow's conspiricies
Jalapeño
08-04-2005, 09:44 PM
Ranting or not you need to slow down, give me some spaces, and make some paragraphs.
And bake me a cake as fast as you can.
Loose Cannon
08-04-2005, 09:44 PM
Kane Knight already said that Shadow
Jalapeño
08-04-2005, 09:53 PM
CONSPIRACY!!!
Kane Knight
08-04-2005, 10:41 PM
Kane Knight already said that Shadow
Kane Knight Konspiracy.
TerranRich
08-04-2005, 11:25 PM
wutdoyumeanyucantreadthisicanreaditjesfineuguyzareretardid
Shadow
08-04-2005, 11:30 PM
Bah...BAH TO ALL OF YOU!
SuperSlim
08-04-2005, 11:34 PM
I guess the only approrpiate answer to this thing is
yes
TerranRich
08-05-2005, 12:08 AM
Actually, the only answer I can think of for this thread is—
ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...
http://images.xylot.com/hassand3.jpg
DAMN YOU, HASSAN!!
Even while off TV, he still pulls this crap. :p
ddpBANG
08-05-2005, 12:12 AM
^ looks like Hassan and Daivari have been swimming in Springfield.
TerranRich
08-05-2005, 12:14 AM
They're glowing with intense RAGE and FURY and FRUSTRATION!!! ;)
Kane Knight
08-05-2005, 12:55 AM
Actually, the only answer I can think of for this thread is—
ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...
http://images.xylot.com/hassand3.jpg
DAMN YOU, HASSAN!!
Even while off TV, he still pulls this crap. :p
The first Green Lantern couldn't affect wood. The second, yellow. This one can't affect pork.
Impact!
08-05-2005, 01:00 AM
The first ever team of Arabian Green Lanterns
Kane Knight
08-05-2005, 01:07 AM
ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...
http://images.xylot.com/hassand3.jpg
GO PLANET!
Kane Knight
08-05-2005, 01:10 AM
http://images.xylot.com/hassand3.jpg
Hassan: You wouldn't like us when we're angry...
Daivari: Mahammut ich bil sholva de hassan ma hulk!
Corkscrewed
08-05-2005, 01:57 AM
:rofl:
TerranRich
08-05-2005, 05:27 PM
:lol: :y:
Funky Fly
08-05-2005, 05:34 PM
http://images.xylot.com/hassand3.jpg
Hassan: You wouldn't like us when we're angry...
Daivari: Mahammut ich bil sholva de hassan ma hulk!
Holy threadsavingossity.
KayfabeMan
08-05-2005, 06:21 PM
Hassan is going to come back without Daivari.
Instead of being angry with The Undertaker or UPN, he will be frustrated with WWE - and yet toned down at the same time. He will manage the returning team of Chaz and D'Lo Brown - Lo Down.
Or maybe I was just having a flashback to Tiger Ali Singh. I have no fucking idea. :rant:
PorkSoda
08-05-2005, 07:02 PM
Hassan better not come back as a blind wrestler cause CM Punk is told to be deaf.
Hassan better not come back as a blind wrestler cause CM Punk is told to be deaf.
Hassan (with his back to the camera): I loved my country so much that I WENT BLIND!
*Daivari says it in sign language, emphasizing 'I went blind'.*
*Big Show's music hits and he comes out and clears Daivari out of the ring.*
Hassan: WHAT'S HAPPENING!? DUDE, YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A DARK ALLY AGAIN, DID YOU!?
CharismaInjection
08-05-2005, 07:14 PM
Muhammed Hassan and Davairi will return as:
Moe and Dave, two average Joe americans.
What Would Kevin Do?
08-05-2005, 07:24 PM
You know.... I just figured out the best way to play this off.... It won't happen, but it could work well....
Amnesia.
Think about it, he comes back and remembers nothing. Changes his gimmick, acts differently, but is still "Muhammed Hassan." Then after awhile, when everything starts to blow over, Davari comes back and slowly tries to make him remember.
Of course, in the end, it was all a ploy, and Hassan was just doing an experiment to show the American people how hypocritical they really are, and only boo when someone tells the truth that none of them want to hear ;)
Mr. Nerfect
08-05-2005, 07:39 PM
I agree 100%.
Having Hassan return udner amnesia, before fnally revealing he has been planning this all along, just to get a great start in the WWE under his new identity "Mark Magnus". And for God sakes, let him use The Finishing Touch.
What Would Kevin Do?
08-06-2005, 04:55 AM
The Finishing Touch?
Explain please?
Volare
08-06-2005, 12:02 PM
The question is how can the WWE get themselves out of a hole by making this new gimmic work without any more controversy. But didn't we just get done changing the race of "Chavo" or now as I like to say "Mr. White"??
Kane Knight
08-06-2005, 12:24 PM
I sometimes wonder if the WWE is trying to shoot themselves in the foot.
I just spent a lot of energy not too long ago, arguing if people hate the product so much they should stop watching it like retards. Now I'm about ready to do the same. "Slow down the Cruisers!" "Gimmick changes for dummies!" "Buckling to UPN when they have the most controversial character in ages!" Thank God the Diva search is there to save us from boredom. ;)
Mr. Nerfect
08-06-2005, 04:27 PM
The Finishing Touch?
Explain please?
Basically he wreches the opponent's arm, then slams his elbow into the back of their head, driving them down like a bulldog. It isn't much, but from what I hear it looks DEADLY. I was exciting about seeing him kill Jerry Lawler with it way back at New Year's Revolution, but instead we got the Cliched Finisher #3 (Flatliner).
I think he has pulled off the move on RAW once or twice, though, with it not looking too impressive. A little focus on it, though, and I guarantee it could be taken legitimately.
Mr. Nerfect
08-06-2005, 04:30 PM
The question is how can the WWE get themselves out of a hole by making this new gimmic work without any more controversy. But didn't we just get done changing the race of "Chavo" or now as I like to say "Mr. White"??
You don't even need to change his race. Mark Magnus is as American as you can get without being Native American.
With an amnesia angle, you can have him return under the name "Mark Magnus", and say he's a former OVW Heavyweight Champion, and announce him as being from Detroit, and have him deny his previous run in the WWE, or you can have him reurn as "Muhammad Hassan", but have him deny forget everything he did, and have him play an honourable American trying to make it up to the fans.
What Would Kevin Do?
08-07-2005, 02:47 AM
Basically he wreches the opponent's arm, then slams his elbow into the back of their head, driving them down like a bulldog. It isn't much, but from what I hear it looks DEADLY. I was exciting about seeing him kill Jerry Lawler with it way back at New Year's Revolution, but instead we got the Cliched Finisher #3 (Flatliner).
I think he has pulled off the move on RAW once or twice, though, with it not looking too impressive. A little focus on it, though, and I guarantee it could be taken legitimately.
Okay, I've seen it....
He did do it on Raw, didn't look super deadly, but I liked it... It's sort of like a reverse "Eye of the Hurricane."
Kane Knight
08-07-2005, 09:07 AM
You don't even need to change his race. Mark Magnus is as American as you can get without being Native American.
American as Allah pie.
Seriously though, he'll always be a sand nigger to wrestling fans. I don't mean smarks, but the inbred fucks who can't help but chant USA! and GO HOME! to a guy listed as being from Detroit,.
Just John
08-07-2005, 09:13 AM
Nah, He'll come back as a vegetarian or somthing stupid
Kane Knight
08-07-2005, 09:47 AM
Nah, He'll come back as a vegetarian or somthing stupid
My name is Muhhamed Hassan. And I...Am a Vegan-American. Since 9-11, my friends have been unfairly mistreated...
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