Hassan coming back as new charecter

**evolutioner** · 08-04-2005, 08:38 PM

I saw on some news channel while fliping channels that Hassan ("Brian something, realy an Italian American") will be coming back as a new charecter, but that's all they said.
ANyone out there have any new or updated info on this? It's f'n craptastic that he got left holding the bag for the Tuesday filmed Bad luck air date of the taker attack. I never loved him on RAW but he had sound skills, and when he hit Smackdown! I was like...all right, this could work.With "Hassan " banned from UPN is he on Raw for sure, or would a new charecter cover that?

**Kane Knight** · 08-04-2005, 08:39 PM

Is that supposed to be understandable?

**Shadow** · 08-04-2005, 08:42 PM

Yeah...it's supposed to be. Too bad it's not even close.

**Batsu** · 08-04-2005, 08:42 PM

Hassan is going to Raw...or else, it's gonna be

ALEEYEEEEELEEEAAAAAA...

**Ruien** · 08-04-2005, 08:43 PM

I gonna miss the music

**Zen v.W.o.** · 08-04-2005, 08:44 PM

I understood it, and yes a new character should cover that, although I dont see why they should have to, considering I have seen the same shit occur on other tv shows.

**Volchok** · 08-04-2005, 08:46 PM

Hassan...

**Mr. JL** · 08-04-2005, 08:47 PM

I bet he gets placed as the leader of the Full Blooded Italians with Nunzio and Big Vito

**Loose Cannon** · 08-04-2005, 08:50 PM

one fucking month away from winning the Title. One month

god dammit

**evolutioner** · 08-04-2005, 08:50 PM

well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey.

**Batsu** · 08-04-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

one fucking month away from winning the Title. One month

god dammit

Do you think Hassan would have actually won the belt at SS?

I think Hassan would have won the "Hassan" way (via DQ).

but... it did EFF up GAB. I so wanted to see Taker get RKOed and have the match cost...

**Kane Knight** · 08-04-2005, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolutioner

well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey.

I think you need to write it even slower. Try to make paragraphs, spell things close to correctly, and make it worth our time to read.

I'm not asking for perfect English, just communicate in a way others can interpret.

**Shadow** · 08-04-2005, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolutioner

well it's all in english. maybe when I was ranting it got confusing though. heres the slow version:
when he was on Raw he was kind of annoying. but his matches- when he finally had them were solid. when he came to Smackdown! it fit to me because there(time on RAW helped this)he wasn't among so many big name wrestlers. "all right , this could work." smackdown! is filmed on tuesdays---airs on thursdays, in this case there was a terorist attack in London and news agencies attakced WWE, UPN, and "Hassan"("hassan left holding the bag") the basic point of the post is does anyone have any more info on the wrestler who played Hassan("Brian something" as reported by the news channel)coming back as a new charecter? oy(I'm not even jewish, and have you seen how some ppls threads & replys read on this)vey.

Ranting or not you need to slow down, give me some spaces, and make some paragraphs.

**Impact!** · 08-04-2005, 09:44 PM

and for once this isn't one of shadow's conspiricies

**Jalape�o** · 08-04-2005, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow

Ranting or not you need to slow down, give me some spaces, and make some paragraphs.

And bake me a cake as fast as you can.

**Loose Cannon** · 08-04-2005, 09:44 PM

Kane Knight already said that Shadow

**Jalape�o** · 08-04-2005, 09:53 PM

CONSPIRACY!!!

**Kane Knight** · 08-04-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

Kane Knight already said that Shadow

Kane Knight Konspiracy.

**TerranRich** · 08-04-2005, 11:25 PM

wutdoyumeanyucantreadthisicanreaditjesfineuguyzareretardid

**Shadow** · 08-04-2005, 11:30 PM

Bah...BAH TO ALL OF YOU!

**SuperSlim** · 08-04-2005, 11:34 PM

I guess the only approrpiate answer to this thing is

yes

**TerranRich** · 08-05-2005, 12:08 AM

Actually, the only answer I can think of for this thread is—

ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...

DAMN YOU, HASSAN!!

Even while off TV, he still pulls this crap.

**ddpBANG** · 08-05-2005, 12:12 AM

^ looks like Hassan and Daivari have been swimming in Springfield.

**TerranRich** · 08-05-2005, 12:14 AM

They're glowing with intense RAGE and FURY and FRUSTRATION!!!

**Kane Knight** · 08-05-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TerranRich

Actually, the only answer I can think of for this thread is�

ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...

DAMN YOU, HASSAN!!

Even while off TV, he still pulls this crap.

The first Green Lantern couldn't affect wood. The second, yellow. This one can't affect pork.

**Impact!** · 08-05-2005, 01:00 AM

The first ever team of Arabian Green Lanterns

**Kane Knight** · 08-05-2005, 01:07 AM

ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...

GO PLANET!

**Kane Knight** · 08-05-2005, 01:10 AM

Hassan: You wouldn't like us when we're angry...

Daivari: Mahammut ich bil sholva de hassan ma hulk!

**Corkscrewed** · 08-05-2005, 01:57 AM

**TerranRich** · 08-05-2005, 05:27 PM

**Funky Fly** · 08-05-2005, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Hassan: You wouldn't like us when we're angry...

Daivari: Mahammut ich bil sholva de hassan ma hulk!

Holy threadsavingossity.

**KayfabeMan** · 08-05-2005, 06:21 PM

Hassan is going to come back without Daivari.

Instead of being angry with The Undertaker or UPN, he will be frustrated with WWE - and yet toned down at the same time. He will manage the returning team of Chaz and D'Lo Brown - Lo Down.

Or maybe I was just having a flashback to Tiger Ali Singh. I have no fucking idea.

**PorkSoda** · 08-05-2005, 07:02 PM

Hassan better not come back as a blind wrestler cause CM Punk is told to be deaf.

**Xero** · 08-05-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PorkSoda

Hassan better not come back as a blind wrestler cause CM Punk is told to be deaf.

Hassan (with his back to the camera): I loved my country so much that I WENT BLIND!

*Daivari says it in sign language, emphasizing 'I went blind'.*

*Big Show's music hits and he comes out and clears Daivari out of the ring.*

Hassan: WHAT'S HAPPENING!? DUDE, YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A DARK ALLY AGAIN, DID YOU!?

**CharismaInjection** · 08-05-2005, 07:14 PM

Muhammed Hassan and Davairi will return as:

Moe and Dave, two average Joe americans.

**What Would Kevin Do?** · 08-05-2005, 07:24 PM

You know.... I just figured out the best way to play this off.... It won't happen, but it could work well....

Amnesia.

Think about it, he comes back and remembers nothing. Changes his gimmick, acts differently, but is still "Muhammed Hassan." Then after awhile, when everything starts to blow over, Davari comes back and slowly tries to make him remember.

Of course, in the end, it was all a ploy, and Hassan was just doing an experiment to show the American people how hypocritical they really are, and only boo when someone tells the truth that none of them want to hear

**Mr. Nerfect** · 08-05-2005, 07:39 PM

I agree 100%.

Having Hassan return udner amnesia, before fnally revealing he has been planning this all along, just to get a great start in the WWE under his new identity "Mark Magnus". And for God sakes, let him use The Finishing Touch.

**What Would Kevin Do?** · 08-06-2005, 04:55 AM

The Finishing Touch?

Explain please?

**Volare** · 08-06-2005, 12:02 PM

The question is how can the WWE get themselves out of a hole by making this new gimmic work without any more controversy. But didn't we just get done changing the race of "Chavo" or now as I like to say "Mr. White"??

**Kane Knight** · 08-06-2005, 12:24 PM

I sometimes wonder if the WWE is trying to shoot themselves in the foot.

I just spent a lot of energy not too long ago, arguing if people hate the product so much they should stop watching it like retards. Now I'm about ready to do the same. "Slow down the Cruisers!" "Gimmick changes for dummies!" "Buckling to UPN when they have the most controversial character in ages!" Thank God the Diva search is there to save us from boredom.

08-04-2005, 08:38 PM	#1
evolutioner Posts: 23	Hassan coming back as new charecter I saw on some news channel while fliping channels that Hassan ("Brian something, realy an Italian American") will be coming back as a new charecter, but that's all they said. ANyone out there have any new or updated info on this? It's f'n craptastic that he got left holding the bag for the Tuesday filmed Bad luck air date of the taker attack. I never loved him on RAW but he had sound skills, and when he hit Smackdown! I was like...all right, this could work.With "Hassan " banned from UPN is he on Raw for sure, or would a new charecter cover that?

08-04-2005, 08:39 PM	#2
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Is that supposed to be understandable?

08-04-2005, 08:42 PM	#3
Shadow Shadow Conspircy leader Posts: 18,582	Yeah...it's supposed to be. Too bad it's not even close.

08-04-2005, 08:42 PM	#4
Batsu Capcom's Corporate Champ Posts: 2,571	Hassan is going to Raw...or else, it's gonna be ALEEYEEEEELEEEAAAAAA...

08-04-2005, 08:43 PM	#5
Ruien MVP Mark Posts: 16,451	I gonna miss the music

08-04-2005, 08:44 PM	#6
Zen v.W.o. GO HABS GO! Posts: 4,018	I understood it, and yes a new character should cover that, although I dont see why they should have to, considering I have seen the same shit occur on other tv shows.

08-04-2005, 08:46 PM	#7
Volchok L.G. Fuad Posts: 4,834	Hassan...

08-04-2005, 08:47 PM	#8
Mr. JL Posts: 4,834	I bet he gets placed as the leader of the Full Blooded Italians with Nunzio and Big Vito

08-04-2005, 08:50 PM	#9
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,811	one fucking month away from winning the Title. One month god dammit

08-04-2005, 09:44 PM	#14
Impact! R.I.P Tanner Posts: 8,219	and for once this isn't one of shadow's conspiricies

08-04-2005, 09:53 PM	#17
Jalape�o Penis Member Posts: 6,959	CONSPIRACY!!!

08-04-2005, 11:25 PM	#19
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	wutdoyumeanyucantreadthisicanreaditjesfineuguyzareretardid

08-04-2005, 11:30 PM	#20
Shadow Shadow Conspircy leader Posts: 18,582	Bah...BAH TO ALL OF YOU!

08-04-2005, 11:34 PM	#21
SuperSlim Oh Sht* Posts: 19,302	I guess the only approrpiate answer to this thing is yes

08-05-2005, 12:08 AM	#22
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	Actually, the only answer I can think of for this thread is— *ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...* DAMN YOU, HASSAN!! Even while off TV, he still pulls this crap.

08-05-2005, 12:12 AM	#23
ddpBANG 90% spam Posts: 2,814	^ looks like Hassan and Daivari have been swimming in Springfield.

08-05-2005, 12:14 AM	#24
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	They're glowing with intense RAGE and FURY and FRUSTRATION!!!

08-05-2005, 01:00 AM	#26
Impact! R.I.P Tanner Posts: 8,219	The first ever team of Arabian Green Lanterns

08-05-2005, 01:07 AM	#27
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	*ALLAAALLLLEEYYALALLEYEELELELALAALEEYEYANEALALELENALEALYAYAAAA...* GO PLANET!

08-05-2005, 01:10 AM	#28
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Hassan: You wouldn't like us when we're angry... Daivari: Mahammut ich bil sholva de hassan ma hulk!

08-05-2005, 05:27 PM	#30
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830

08-05-2005, 06:21 PM	#32
KayfabeMan TPWW's Glass Ceiling Posts: 5,793	Hassan is going to come back without Daivari. Instead of being angry with The Undertaker or UPN, he will be frustrated with WWE - and yet toned down at the same time. He will manage the returning team of Chaz and D'Lo Brown - Lo Down. Or maybe I was just having a flashback to Tiger Ali Singh. I have no fucking idea.

08-05-2005, 07:02 PM	#33
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Hassan better not come back as a blind wrestler cause CM Punk is told to be deaf.

08-05-2005, 07:14 PM	#35
CharismaInjection RIP Latino Heat. Posts: 920	Muhammed Hassan and Davairi will return as: Moe and Dave, two average Joe americans.

08-05-2005, 07:24 PM	#36
What Would Kevin Do? Ninja Mod, Esquire Posts: 12,676	You know.... I just figured out the best way to play this off.... It won't happen, but it could work well.... Amnesia. Think about it, he comes back and remembers nothing. Changes his gimmick, acts differently, but is still "Muhammed Hassan." Then after awhile, when everything starts to blow over, Davari comes back and slowly tries to make him remember. Of course, in the end, it was all a ploy, and Hassan was just doing an experiment to show the American people how hypocritical they really are, and only boo when someone tells the truth that none of them want to hear

08-05-2005, 07:39 PM	#37
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,521	I agree 100%. Having Hassan return udner amnesia, before fnally revealing he has been planning this all along, just to get a great start in the WWE under his new identity "Mark Magnus". And for God sakes, let him use The Finishing Touch.

08-06-2005, 04:55 AM	#38
What Would Kevin Do? Ninja Mod, Esquire Posts: 12,676	The Finishing Touch? Explain please?

08-06-2005, 12:02 PM	#39
Volare Da Gif/Pic Pimp Posts: 13,913	The question is how can the WWE get themselves out of a hole by making this new gimmic work without any more controversy. But didn't we just get done changing the race of "Chavo" or now as I like to say "Mr. White"??

08-06-2005, 12:24 PM	#40
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	I sometimes wonder if the WWE is trying to shoot themselves in the foot. I just spent a lot of energy not too long ago, arguing if people hate the product so much they should stop watching it like retards. Now I'm about ready to do the same. "Slow down the Cruisers!" "Gimmick changes for dummies!" "Buckling to UPN when they have the most controversial character in ages!" Thank God the Diva search is there to save us from boredom.