The Official WWE RAW Thread - 08.15.2005

[TerranRich]

In an amazing swerve, Coach gets cut.

[Shadow]

Dang....Now I know who's going to win...

The OVW bitch.

[Londoner]

Why can't they all go home, who gives a shit.give me a fucking wrestling match.*switches over*

[The Answer]

Come on Leyla!!!!!!!!!

[Joey Slugs]

lame. ashley will win. move along. move along.

[G-wrath]

Go Ashely, then this shit is over.

[Morgan]

I WANT CAMERON.

:y:

[TerranRich]

Coach: "I'm cut! So I'm going home. Good luck, fans! You gotta deal with this crap now..."

[Nervous Ferret]

FUCK, the other 2 are mad ugly.

not like they're going to be hired or anyithng thoguh :roll:

[TerranRich]

Great Promo now? I say a Lita promo this time. :p

[Shadow]

..................................

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THIS SHIT!

[Fenix122]

:nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL

[TerranRich]

Matt Hardy should get Emo music for his entrance. It's perfect for his whiny, bitchy, can't-let-go-of-that-dirty-ass-slut character. :D

[Tiken]

Oh man...the potential they had for Matt's return.

[Joey Slugs]

LMAO @ the fact that they have so quickly killed the "shoot" angle to this Lita/Edge/Hardy story by putting them all on Byte This! this week.

[The Answer]

God their turning this angle into real shit.....

[Gone Mad]

Looks like Assley.. or is it Boobley tonight? Anyways.. END THIS ALREADY!

Matt Fact: Jeff is happy he's not a part of his brother's annoying storyline.

[TerranRich]

Cool, they showed the "released, future endeavors" graphic in this vid package. :p

[Londoner]

Lita botches this video of the feud up too much for me to watch.

[TerranRich]

This video package is basically telling us, "No, no! Wait! This WAS a shoot, honest! He's still hardcore! He's EXTREEEEME! You gotta believe us!!"

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

I like how Matt is acting like he can't meet anybody else to have a family with.

It's like Lita was the best he could get.

[Joey Slugs]

Matt Fact: Jeff is happy he's not a part of his brother's annoying storyline.

:y:

[Nervous Ferret]

WHERE IS KANE

motherfucker

[Morgan]

This is what happened when the creative team watched the matrix. Don't know what the fuck's real anymore.

[TerranRich]

There IS no spoon— er, shoot!

[Tiken]

LMAO!

Southern Canada?!

[TerranRich]

Southern Canada. :D

Carlito Canadian Cool, :lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL@ Carlito Canadien Cool

[Joey Slugs]

Eric's Plan - prove that John Cena really is Vanilla Ice.

[KingofOldSchool]

Carlito Canadian Cool.

[Shadow]

Looks like Assley.. or is it Boobley tonight? Anyways.. END THIS ALREADY!

Matt Fact: Jeff is happy he's not a part of his brother's annoying storyline.

No no no...that'd be a Jeff Fact...

The Matt Fact would be...

Matt Fact: Matt wishes Jeff was a part of this annoying storyline but Jeff shot him down and almost shot him when he asked him to be apart of this storyline.

[Fenix122]

hahaha carlito canadian cool

[Azriel]

Heh. Jericho trying to get heel heat

[owenbrown]

well Bischoff just jinxed Y2J this sunday :shifty:

[TerranRich]

"That's cool, eh?"

:D

[KingofOldSchool]

DAT'S COOL, EH?

[Morgan]

Just watch. Hardy will get beat down and return a couple of weeks later with god-like powers.


Matt Fact: Matt knows Kung Fu.

[The Answer]

Carlito Canadian Cool :rofl:

BTW Since Carlito isn't doing anything at Summerslam is their any chance The Answer oops I mean RVD shows up tonight?

[Nervous Ferret]

FUCK who let the ugly mug guy into the thread?

[Gone Mad]

Jericho/Carlito = Money, baby! Carlito Canadian Cool LOL

Bischoff's ideas are so stupid sometimes, he reaches the point of a Saturday morning cartoon villian kind of stupid.

[Tiken]

Best Raw ever! So far
*wipes a tear from his eye*

[G-wrath]

Matt Fact: Jeff is happy he's not a part of his brother's annoying storyline. :rofl:

LOL @ Carlito Canadian Cool

[Shadow]

So how many people are going to be walking around going "Dats Cool Eh?" tommarrow?

[Londoner]

This is what happened when the creative team watched the matrix. Don't know what the fuck's real anymore.


Damnit, you mean 'uncreative', how many times do i have to say it?

And jericho just cracked me up, WWE are really trying to piss the canadians off.:lol:

[TerranRich]

gonMad00: One need not look any farther than the RAW Roullette Wheel to see that fact. ;)

[Schoenauer]

I'm not sure what to think anymore about this whole Hardy/Copeland/Dumas thing... it just feels like one big work we ate up and treated like a shoot.

[Kane Knight]

God damn router probs. I'm back niggas.

[TerranRich]

Why is it that the forums wait a couple of posts before creating a new page? Biggest. Lag. Ever.

[Azriel]

This SS commercial so hot

[Kane Knight]

Man, the one girl I was interested in eliminated. A shame.

However, Bret Hart saved the night.

[TerranRich]

He's back...again...since 2002.

[Azriel]

:lol: Thats great

[Joey Slugs]

LOL @ Eric.

[Shadow]

Wonder what part of Canada he's from.

[Tiken]

Bischoff waving the Canadian flag = Gold

[KingofOldSchool]

Tonight...Eric is the General Manager...of Canada!

[Gone Mad]

LOL J and Canadian Cool coming out to Bisch's theme! I think we got a stable here now.

Let's see what happens hurr.

[Azriel]

KK, you liked Elizabeth? She seemed kinda blah to me

[Shadow]

Bet Bischoff isn't allowed back into the US.

[Londoner]

I love Bischoff's theme music.

[Joey Slugs]

lord those are some tits.

[Azriel]

Jericho was from Manitoba I believe

[Kane Knight]

Oh look. A Wigger and three fake Canadians.

[KingofOldSchool]

Check out the chick with the big jugs in the front row.

[Someone1001]

Stop cheering for Cena! Stupid Canadians. Cheering for the wrong person.

[TerranRich]

His Time is Now...but since it's Canadian Time, it's not really "now" for me.

[Morgan]

Is that brunette in the front row someone important, or are the cameras paying attention to her because of the cleavage show?

[Kane Knight]

Why is it that the forums wait a couple of posts before creating a new page? Biggest. Lag. Ever.

Bet there's more bandwidth being used because people are looking for Bret to show up.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho's got some nice man boobs.

[TerranRich]

Chick with big tits? Where, front row on the main camera angle?

[Azriel]

This should be good...hopefully

[Shadow]

Is that brunette in the front row someone important, or are the cameras paying attention to her because of the cleavage show?

That's about it....

[Jalapeño]

btw, who the fuck did Ashley keep pointing at

[Savio]

this "we're canadian" thing thing sounds like a nickolodeon thing.

[Shadow]

btw, who the fuck did Ashley keep pointing at

Probably Macyo.

[Joey Slugs]

i thought you didn't have to tag in/out in a handicap match.

[The Answer]

Rumour: The Answer is 97 points away from a fourth rep box

Fact: It probably won't happen tonight

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHH CANADA
OH HOW I HATE THIS LAND

[Azriel]

the fans

[Morgan]

Bet there's more bandwidth being used because people are looking for Bret to show up.

But Bret doesn't post on TPWW. Unless.......

[6to1]

lord those are some tits.
yea cameraman is in love with that chick.

bischoff is a great heel.

[TerranRich]

okay, I rewound my TiVo and found her. :drool: I'm a mark for chicks with racks.

[Kane Knight]

His Time is Now...but since it's Canadian Time, it's not really "now" for me.

It's also only worth about 32 seconds to the minute.

[Londoner]

Oh look a proper match, only took 50 minutes to get to it.

And now a break.

[Shadow]

Ok...bet we come back from commercial and Cena's in trouble. Who wants to take it?

[KingofOldSchool]

Rumour: The Answer is 97 points away from a fourth rep box

Fact: It probably won't happen tonight

I'm 93 away froma 6th box.

[Gone Mad]

I NEED REP TOO! ALMOST TO A 6 DOT! JUST A SUBTLE HINT! :D

Team Canada v. the Prototype continues.. NEXT!

[Joey Slugs]

white sox are losing to the twins 4-1 in the 6th. dammit.

[Morgan]

He'll be a resthold.:roll:

[Nervous Ferret]

I am 3 rep points away from having a ridunkulous rep. Take that The Answer

[Joey Slugs]

i need a 3rd box... no idea how far away.

[Azriel]

Come on Mariano, dont screw up again

[TerranRich]

Heh I'll be up to my sixth box. NEON GREEN BITCHES!!!

I'm gonna go deer hunting with my friend Todd and whip Snickers bars at it.

Todd: "What the fuck are you doing? That was our lunch!"
Rich: "Sorry, I thought it would work..."

[Azriel]

I need like 2000 points :lol:

[Londoner]

Ok...bet we come back from commercial and Cena's in trouble. Who wants to take it?

You guessed right, fuck this is boring.

[Shadow]

See? I was right.

[Nervous Ferret]

word yankees won :cool:


And Shadow wins :(

[Shadow]

Sad I know...

REP ME BITCHES!

[Azriel]

RAW after SS...Cena vs. Bischoff, betcha

[Kane Knight]

Jericho trying to be canadian. :roll:

[Morgan]

I'm gonna go deer hunting with my friend Todd and whip Snickers bars at it.

A sound plan, but how often do you come across a deer with a nut allergy?

[Someone1001]

Prediction: Cena comes back, knocks Jericho out of the ring, does his three moves on Carlito, and gets the pin.

[Joey Slugs]

Vince/Austin > Bischoff/Cena

[Azriel]

Come on Jericho. Jericho as heel is awesome

[Kane Knight]

But Bret doesn't post on TPWW. Unless.......

:shifty: What have you heard?

[Shadow]

I'm hoping Cena pins Bischoff myself.

[Kane Knight]

RUCK CANADIA!

[Gone Mad]

Damn, we are like 25 people away from having a new record on the boards! You know what this means:

Give me more rep. :shifty: I NEEDS IT!

[Kane Knight]

Afro from Hell bah gawd!

[Shadow]

CUCK RANADIA!

Fixed for ya.

[Azriel]

Hmm, KK as Bret Hart? I'd believe it :lol:

[Kane Knight]

:lol: @ Eric waving the flag.

[Londoner]

Oh yes like i don't fucking know that cena isn't going to get back in this match, come up with a new way to do matches WWE.

[Someone1001]

Question: How does the man of 1004 holds lose to the man of 1/2 holds?

[Azriel]

:lol: Eric's awesome tonight

[Kane Knight]

Hmm, KK as Bret Hart? I'd believe it :lol:

Scary thought. Me, as a Canadian?

[Shadow]

I love the no sell from Cena for the apple and the punch and the slap.

[Morgan]

Carlito's hair will turn face and help Cena fight them off.

[Azriel]

Question: How does the man of 1004 holds lose to the man of 1/2 holds?
WWE writers, thats how

[Innovator]

Fuck Cena is terrible in the ring

[Joey Slugs]

:rofl: @ Canadian Bischoff

[Kane Knight]

Oh yes like i don't fucking know that cena isn't going to get back in this match, come up with a new way to do matches WWE.

:lol:

Then stop watching.

[Shadow]

Fuck Cena is terrible in the ring

That's Cuck Fena you idiot.

[Azriel]

Yeah Inno, not one of his better nights

[KingofOldSchool]

Carlito's hair will turn face and help Cena fight them off.

JR: BAH GAWD CARLITO'S HAIR IS ALL UP IN HIS FACE! AND HE HIT'S JERICHO BY MISTAKE! BAH GAWD HIS HAIR AIN'T MADE OF TWIZZLERS!

[Londoner]

They should make matches abit more back and forth, it's just too obvious at the moment, its probably better to do more promo's than matches after all.

[Someone1001]

WWE writers, thats how

I would have also accepted WWE stupidity.

[Shadow]

Carlito and Jericho tagged and bumped heads.

[owenbrown]

I will laugh if one of those fans steals the Canadian flag from Bischoff :rofl:

[Morgan]

Oh yes like i don't fucking know that cena isn't going to get back in this match, come up with a new way to do matches WWE.

Cena transforms into an Onimusha!! And calls down meteors from a portal in the sky!!!

[SuperSlim]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Innovator]

now THAT was a chairshot

[Shadow]

JERICHO'S LOSING TO CENA ON SUNDAY!

[Azriel]

Damn, nice chair shot Jericho

[Joey Slugs]

White Sox are down 4-2 now. Rally cap baby.

[Gone Mad]

:lol: @ how JR just Scooby-Doo'd Jake the Snake's name earlier!

HOLY SHIT ON THAT CHAIRSHOT!! JERICHO RULES ALL, DAMN IT! :D

[Londoner]

:lol:

Then stop watching.


I want to see the ending, and i want to see if bret turns up tonight, thats why i originally tuned in to watch it tonight.

See now this is what i wanted to see.

[Loose Cannon]

Seriously, Canadian crowds make the shows like 100x better

[Joey Slugs]

now that was a shot. damn.

[Azriel]

JERICHO'S LOSING TO CENA ON SUNDAY!
BOO!!

[RP]

Did Jericho suck someones cock?

[Mayo]

These "odds being stacked against Cena" matches are getting really old.

[Kane Knight]

OH NO! WHO WILL WIN?

[Joey Slugs]

Seriously, Canadian crowds make the shows like 100x better

agreed, and they have great strip clubs as well.

[Morgan]

JERICHO'S LOSING TO CENA ON SUNDAY!

Just caught up, eh?:wave:

[Azriel]

Canadian crowds are so funny :lol:

[Gone Mad]

I forgot to do this earlier, but now is the best time to do it...

*** BOWS FOR THE PRESENCE OF THE FUTURE WWE CHAMP, CHRIS JERICHO! ***

[TerranRich]

"No hold barred, where ANYTHING goes! Except piledrivers...and 450 splashes...and somersaults...and top-rope elbows...and clotheslines...and dropkicks, because they're oh-so dangerous..."

[Azriel]

All Championship matches should be noDQ, like on the Smackdown games

[Shadow]

BOO!!

Sorry but it's the truth boyo. Live it and like it.

[Innovator]

These "odds being stacked against Cena" matches are getting really old.cmon Mayo, this is the creative's bread and butter.

[SuperSlim]

Cena still wins. man this night isn't goin my way

[Someone1001]

These "odds being stacked against Cena" matches are getting really old.

Only because Cena can NEVER lose. And always makes his opponents look bad.

[Londoner]

Really wanted Jericho to beat the hell out of Cena again after that, dunno why he didn't carry on.The crowd is also keeping me interested even though the matches are shit, though in the end that turned out good, mainly cos of the crowd though.

[TerranRich]

"Woo hoooooo, woo hoo hooooooo..."

40 Year Virgin: The Life Story of Shadow

;)

[Azriel]

Have no fear Slim, maybe Trish will come back tonight

[Savio]

I thought that was a decent segment

[Volchok]

Here's to hoping that Jericho has a slim chance of winning Sunday...

[Morgan]

I'd like to offer a random thought. With his hip replacement and all, wouldn't it be reasonable to change the title of his theme and where it features in the song, from "Real American" to "American made".

[Kane Knight]

Cena transforms into an Onimusha!! And calls down meteors from a portal in the sky!!!

That would be awesome.

[Morgan]

All Championship matches should be noDQ, like on the Smackdown games

That and the face being the first to cheat.

[Loose Cannon]

fuck, I thought it was more HBK promo time

[Shadow]

I want the booby girl....

[RP]

I'm guna jerk off

[Londoner]

Oh shit, time to switch over, but nothing else is on so i can't be assed.

[Kane Knight]

I'd like to offer a random thought. With his hip replacement and all, wouldn't it be reasonable to change the title of his theme and where it features in the song, from "Real American" to "American made".

The parts came from Korea.

[The Answer]

I'd like to offer a random thought. With his hip replacement and all, wouldn't it be reasonable to change the title of his theme and where it features in the song, from "Real American" to "American made".

That was his WCW Theme :lol:

[Batsu]

Give it to Assley and end this.

[Joey Slugs]

I'd like to offer a random thought. With his hip replacement and all, wouldn't it be reasonable to change the title of his theme and where it features in the song, from "Real American" to "American made".

the parts were made in china. isn't everything?

[Kane Knight]

Oh shit, time to switch over, but nothing else is on so i can't be assed.

:rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh God not a Diva Crap Package.

[Azriel]

Wow, Ash's boobs are so fake

[Joey Slugs]

The parts came from Korea.

let's not start this same idea shit again. hahah.

[Innovator]

Lets go Ashley

[Morgan]

Furthermore if they could add that six-million dollar man sound effect and slow motion, whenever he goes for the leg drop, that would be cool.

[RP]

I saw boobs

[Gone Mad]

Assley = Ratings... in my pants. :drool: :shifty:

But Vicky or Trish should come out and club some Diva Search hos! WOO!!

[TerranRich]

You know, this song is actually very good. it's too bad it's associated with his crapshit.

[Innovator]

we can rebuild him BROTHER

[Joey Slugs]

Wow, Ash's boobs are so fake


what's your point? :drool:

[Azriel]

I want Leyla, though Ashley wouldnt be bad either

[Loose Cannon]

Please. just stop with that fucking song

[Shadow]

I like Assly...with her Jeff Hardy type arm wear.

[Kane Knight]

the parts were made in china. isn't everything?

I read your mind.

[Deceit]

definitely fake boobage from ashley

[RP]

TITS MAGEE!

[Savio]

ashley was the 2nd best so she should win

[Azriel]

Just mentioning Seventy

[Deceit]

YES! ASHLEY!

[Shadow]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Wait...why do I care?

[Morgan]

Be yourselves...

Your slutty, slutty selves.:)

[G-wrath]

Yay! THIS SHIT IS OVER!!!!!!! ITS OVER! ITS FINALLY OVER!

[Loose Cannon]

Yea, about 7 of them will get contracts anyway.

[Joey Slugs]

like i said. move along.

[Kane Knight]

I noticed that the results were in before the poll was closed online. Could it be that this was rigged?

[Batsu]

Assley wins. Excellent.

[Londoner]

:rofl:

Seriously, its 3:15am, and i'm still awake, what else is there on?

The big tits won though, that was shocking!:shifty:

[TerranRich]

BOOOOBBSSBS!B!B!JKJ!!!!!!11

Funny how they call it the Titantron when Titan Sports hasn't owend WWE for years.

They should call it the ParalleloTron

[RP]

How did her boobs not come out there.

[Someone1001]

...What's up with that shirt? It doesn't cover anything!

[Shadow]

Yay! THIS SHIT IS OVER!!!!!!! ITS OVER! ITS FINALLY OVER!

Oh that's why I'm excited.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Here is the check that led to a bunch of talented workers getting fired."

[The Answer]

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My prediction: Ashley is fired within a year....

[Kane Knight]

YAY!

[Loose Cannon]

lol, no reaction

[Morgan]

Yea, about 7 of them will get contracts anyway.

Exactly.

[TerranRich]

So...what's her name again?

[Kane Knight]

Seriously, its 3:15am, and i'm still awake, what else is there on?

Yes. Make excuses. Go on.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yea, about 7 of them will get contracts anyway.

The only one I want to see is Cameron.

[TerranRich]

LOL @ Hogan's pre-match pose video, and his retarded little jig. :p

[Savio]

she has some nice tits.

[owenbrown]

TITS MAGEE!

LMAO @ the Anchorman reference :rofl:

[Joey Slugs]

it's finally over... more master lock challanges coming right up.

[Morgan]

"Here is the check that led to a bunch of talented workers getting fired."

"And here to present you with it, Charlie Haas!!!"

[Gone Mad]

FINALLY... THIS IS OVER! Congrats, fake tittied woman# 560029. Assley :drool:

Mr. Nanny v. Kirk Freakin' Angel... TONIGHT, DAMN YOU!

[Kane Knight]

Wait, I already forgot who won. Was it the fake ghetto chick or the other one?

[RP]

Matttttt Damonnnn

[Kane Knight]

BE YOURSELF ITS ALL I CAN LICENSE!

[Mayo]

They already eliminated two today? :roll:

Well I wouldn't mind all three of the finalists, but Ashley definitely has nicer tits ;)

[Morgan]

Seriously, its 3:15am, and i'm still awake, what else is there on?


You could rent some porn on digital?

[The Answer]

Wait, I already forgot who won. Was it the fake ghetto chick or the other one?

John Cena's manager won

[Innovator]

Wait, I already forgot who won. Was it the fake ghetto chick or the other one?Avril with a boob job

[Gone Mad]

After hearing that theme over and over, I can't help but wanna stab Audioslave right now. Gah, it gets annoying that song!

[Shadow]

I wonder what her theme will be....

More Audioslave?

[Shadow]

Avril with a boob job

That describs both of 'em.

[Londoner]

Yes. Make excuses. Go on.

I'm actually enjoying this Raw, but it's just the odd thing that will still piss me off, and as i said its late, nothing else is on, how is that an excuse?Now shut up already.

[Kane Knight]

Matttttt Damonnnn

Matt won the Diva search?

[TerranRich]

They could've easily avoided the whole Diva Search crap and just hired the OVW chick. Really.

And here comes the worst angry face ever, with the best theme music ever. :)

[Joey Slugs]

i love angle's new shirt

[Loose Cannon]

HAHAHA. They Treat Edge like a King

[Shadow]

...................WHY IS THIS FREAK ON MY TV?

And why is it with Edge?

[KingofOldSchool]

Lita is looking HOOOOT.

[Batsu]

What's up with the Botch-elor tonight?

[Morgan]

I'd still pork Lita.

[The Answer]

Damn, Frenchies your supposed to boo Edge just like we do in Toronto:D

[TerranRich]

I'm guessing SVR 2006 will "bring to you" Survivor Series, if DOR 2 brings to us Summerslam.

[KingofOldSchool]

Val on Raw, AGAIN?

WHAT.

[Kane Knight]

Edge/Venis? This is sure to be a slobberknocker.

[RP]

How did Val Venis not get fired.

[Loose Cannon]

Raw's most known jobber

[Batsu]

Sunday Night Heat featuring EDGE.

[TerranRich]

Lita is going with the Classy Slut look.

[RP]

If he cut a promo on Lita.. it would be great.

[Joey Slugs]

canuck on canuck crime.

[Kane Knight]

What do Edge and Venis have in common? They've both got more STDs than a 5$ hooker.

[Watson]

Wow. I wonder who'll win this match.

[Shadow]

This'll be a stiff match from Val's part.

[Batsu]

How funny is this match....Val Venis, brother of Edge's ex-wife.
Matt Hardy bound to show up...

[TerranRich]

Hah, Val licked his thumb while looking at Lita. Classic Venis. ;)