The Official WWE RAW Thread - 08.15.2005

[TerranRich]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1127776

Stacked Deck
August 15, 2005

Eric Bischoff has tried to injure John Cena and wrest away the WWE Championship week after week. Tonight, things only get more difficult for The Champ as he must face both Chris Jericho and Carlito in a Handicap Match. Will Cena find a way to win again? More importantly, will he have anything left for his WWE Championship Match against Y2J at SummerSlam?

After their confrontation last week, the immortal Hulk Hogan will battle Kurt Angle on RAW. Both Superstars have SummerSlam matches in their future, but neither can afford to overlook Monday’s opponent. Kurt will attempt to take out his frustration on The Hulkster before getting his hands on Eugene at the pay-per-view on Aug. 21. And Hogan will undoubtedly be sending a message to HBK with every move he makes. Don’t miss this special RAW match.

After weeks of strutting their stuff, the 2005 RAW Diva Search will come to an end tonight. Last year’s winner Christy Hemme has been on a wild ride — from WrestleMania 21 to the sizzling beaches of Mexico to a Playboy Magazine cover shoot. Which hopeful will you vote into a spot as RAW’s newest Diva? Tune in tonight (9/8 CT; Spike TV) to find out.

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TPWWer(s) to look out for: Marcyo (sign(s): hopefully)

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Thought I'd start things off tonight for a change. ;) Sorry if it's so early, I just wanted to do it this one time.

[Jaton]

Not too early. I've seen it earlier.

[SuperSlim]

All I want to see on this Raw is for Cena to be aid out in the middle of that ring pinned for the one two three.

If I don't see that then I will be mad.

[Cool King]

All I want to see on this RAW is Marcyo with the M.I.C Sign.:D

[TerranRich]

Heh. Deep down inside, I'm hopnig for SOME sort of Bret Hart appearance, in any form at all. But I know I'll be disappointed.

I'm also still rooting for a Eugene character change or evolution (pardon the pun).

Other than that, nothing of note to care about.

[Nervous Ferret]

The ferret is here. This will be one of the greatest RAWS ever because my new endorsement, erm, endorser, endorsed, AHH I don't know. TerranRich made the thread and it will rule. He is my new protege. Fignuts has gone onto bigger and better things. :'(

And no, Bret Hart still isnt coming. ;)

[TerranRich]

Any other TPWWers going to this RAW with signs?

[Jaton]

I want to be a protege. :(

[TerranRich]

TerranRich made the thread and it will rule. He is my new protege.

:love:

Much love, my brotha

[Nervous Ferret]

Marcyo :'( But if I see an MIC sign, I will have an orgasm

[The Answer]

The pressing question:

WILL HE SHOW?

http://www.homelab.vipcentr.ru/image/bret.hart.jpg

[Jaton]

I guess I'm not good enough.

[SuperSlim]

Will Hogan tap? Will Hogan job?

[Boondock Saint]

Diva Search is over already? Sweet.

[TerranRich]

I guess I'm not good enough.
I'm looking at your avatar caption... "devil's reject." You're not the Devil's Reject...you're just a REJECT!!

OOH, heel turn!!11 ;)

[vampiro03]

Will Hogan tap? Will Hogan job?

with the acception of hhh, has hogan won ONE match since being in wcw? so, my answer is yes hogan will tap because he never wins

[SuperSlim]

Tonight Ashley finally wins the Diva Search

[Nervous Ferret]

Chicks dig the heel turn. ;)

Quote from my other previous protege, gonMadd00. Spicy chicken peeps 4 lyfe. :love:

Wow, my former proteges are the man (men). Terran you have a lot to live up to. :rant:

[Schoenauer]

I'll stab myself in the eye if Bret Hart shows up... in ring. Just the music and tron will not count.

[Jaton]

-kicks terran in the face-

bitch.

[TerranRich]

I'm holding you to that, Schoeaneuaerueare!

[TerranRich]

I hope you know I was kidding around with you, Jaton. You know I love you, in a totally-not-gay way. :D

[vampiro03]

I'll stab myself in the eye if Bret Hart shows up... in ring. Just the music and tron will not count.

do you have a webcam?:lol:

[Jaton]

:heart:

[Zen v.W.o.]

I'll be there tonight. Expect to see a vWo run in.

[Azriel]

Diva Search is over already? Sweet.
Only to have DivaSearch 3 in 6 months. Oh, by the way...

Finally, Azriel has come back to the RAW thread.

Hopefully, Angle/Hogan will be awesomeness

and if Bret Hart appears, I'm going to have a seizure

[Jaton]

Azriel. The man who stole my caw name. :(

[Innovator]

Screwjob time

[TerranRich]

I wouldn't call stealing a CAW name a screwjob...

Oh.

[Kane Knight]

Stacked? certainly can't mean Hogan.

[Nervous Ferret]

Anyway who wants to support a good cause turn on ESPN2 and check out not only my hometown, but my home little league, woop some ass.

They are all like my best friends little brothers and stuff

[Nervous Ferret]

TOMS RIVER NJ REPRESENT

[Sadistic]

I also hope Bret will be there and i also know i will be dissapointed and i will be saying to myself out loud 'why the fuck do i keep watching raw!? It fucking sucks!'

[The Greater Power]

HBK will have to somehow get involved with Angle/Hogan, because Summerslam is next Sunday, and no hype on the last RAW before the big showdown doesn't make any sense.

[KingofOldSchool]

*is hoping for the HBK segment I've been dying for*

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe Jaques Rogeau could answer the Eugene Invitational.

[Savio]

Any other TPWWers going to this RAW with signs?Maybe Zen......Damn I got make one of these.

[Nervous Ferret]

wioooo Toms River is kicking ass

[vampiro03]

Maybe Jaques Rogeau could answer the Eugene Invitational.

I was thinking Doink or Irwin R. Schyster

[Gone Mad]

Chicks dig the heel turn. ;)

Quote from my other previous protege, gonMadd00. Spicy chicken peeps 4 lyfe. :love:

Ferret :heart:

AND HI EVERYBODY! The Mad One has arrived!

[The Answer]

I was thinking Doink or Irwin R. Schyster

Doink and Irwin are from Montreal? Hell are they even french?

[vampiro03]

Doink and Irwin are from Montreal? Hell are they even french?

i have no idea, I was just thinking of some has-beens like tatanka

[Azriel]

Wouldnt it be funny if Trish accepted the Invitational?

[KingofOldSchool]

IRS is French.

"BONJJJJOOOOUURR You tax cheats!"

[KingofOldSchool]

UH OH

[Azriel]

Nice way to begin RAW :lol:

[Shadow]

At least they're getting this out of the way first.

[KingofOldSchool]

So HBK is heel and he is still high fiving fans???

[Azriel]

CK, keep ur eyes out for Marcyo's sign

[Loose Cannon]

OMG, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[Tiken]

LMAO! I havent heard boos like this since....EVER!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL

[The Answer]

CK, keep ur eyes out for Marcyo's sign

What is it?

[Loose Cannon]

BEST.SEGMENT.EVER ALREADY

[Shadow]

So HBK is heel and he is still high fiving fans???

Yeppers!

Ahh the You Screwed Bret chants...classic Monteral.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

WOOOOOO

HBK

[The Answer]

:lol:

[The Answer]

Hogan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tiken]

Half the crowd yelling Hogan, the other half Bret.

[KingofOldSchool]

Montreal is Hogan Country?

Boy, Bret is going to whine about that one.

[Shadow]

BEST.SEGMENT.EVER ALREADY

RAW can only go down from here.

[Azriel]

GOLD! :lol:

[Londoner]

I'm loving this HBK promo, first time ive watch raw for a couple of weeks, good start.Get over it you stupid canadians.

[Azriel]

Answer, Marcyo's bring an M.I.C. sign

[Shadow]

I love the strech it sign he gave to Vince.

[The Answer]

I'm loving this HBK promo, first time ive watch raw for a couple of weeks, good start.Get over it you stupid canadians.

Im Canadian and I took offense to nothing. HBK> Bret in my opinion

[Londoner]

Fuck the camera just fucked up and i missed what he said a couple of seconds ago.Fucking hell.

[owenbrown]

I got my new DVR today... :love: :D so i can fast-forward through the Diva Search tonite :D

and I hope the roof blows off of Montreal if Bret Hart shows tonite :D

[Batsu]

This is CLASSIC!! LMFAO!!!

[Tiken]

Holy Chit! The Crowd is foaming at the mouth.

[Loose Cannon]

CUM SHOT

[Batsu]

WE WANT BRET! WE WANT BRET!!!

[mike627]

Ultra heel HBK = rateings.

[KingofOldSchool]

Something BIG is going to happen tonight.

[The Answer]

This is gold....

[Loose Cannon]

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[TerranRich]

What a tease.

[Shadow]

FUCKING SHIT! STOP FUCKING WITH OUR EMOTIONS!

[TerranRich]

!!!

[Tiken]

WAIT FOR TI!!!!!!!!!!!!11
OMG~!1jfpoijpoijewpijfewfpijwepifwejfwpejfewpnfwe
iejfewoihfewoifoiewhfwoiefew

[Azriel]

No way

[The Answer]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap it was a swerve!!!!!!!!!!

[TerranRich]

Another Matt Hardy type tease, watch

[Loose Cannon]

GDGDHIGDHDGIHDGIDHIGDGJDGKMJDKGJDKGJDKGJDKGJKDJGKDJGKDJGKDJGKDJGKDJGKDJGKDJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKDJGKGJKDJGK

[Batsu]

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!! THEY HARDY-ED IT!!

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[Shadow]

Well where is he?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE'S NOT COMING OUT!

[TerranRich]

My God, just seeing the titantron and music play in the new RAW arena, is just quite simply amazing

[Londoner]

I knew it was a joke.

[Someone1001]

Didn't we just see this a few weeks ago with Matt Hardy?

[Batsu]

Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!!

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOO

I GOT IT

LMAO

[owenbrown]

aww what a fuckin tease :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*MAJOR CUMSHOT*

[mike627]

LOL! that was golden!

[Shadow]

This is some great shit!

Seriouslly. Bet they hit the music one more time.

[Batsu]

This is the greatest thing EVER.

[Loose Cannon]

K, I'M SHAKING

[Tiken]

My heart skipped several dozen beats!

[Someone1001]

Wow. He's getting some real heat. Gotta love Canaidans.

[Gone Mad]

OMG I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT I POPPED FOR THAT ONE ANYWAYS!

HBK = Greatness!!!!

[Joey Slugs]

GOD DAMMIT.

that could of been the biggest mark out moment of all time.

[Nervous Ferret]

hahhazh I called it perfect


That is exactly what I said would happen in a thread somewhere

[Joey Slugs]

best opening EVER!!!

[Tiken]

HBK=Heel of the year!

[TerranRich]

We all said that would happen, NerF

[Shadow]

Here comes Hogan.....

Or....not?

[The Answer]

LOL again :lol:

[Joey Slugs]

TWICE!!!! THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!

fucking perfect.

[Morgan]

Okay, that was good.

[KingofOldSchool]

I CALLLLLEEEDDDD IT FUCKERS.

[Joey Slugs]

TWICE!!!! THEY DID IT TWICE!!!!

fucking perfect.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah but I had my TPWW life on the line Terran

[SuperSlim]

this is priceless

[owenbrown]

2 teases in a row?! wtf :shifty: :wtf:

[The Answer]

I gotta admit, Im not the biggest Bret fan but I marked out when I heard that music.....

[TerranRich]

We ALL called that one.

I call this one: another Canadian will come down to the ring. Who? no clue. But I called it.

[Someone1001]

Bret Hart isn't here yet?

[Loose Cannon]

THIS IS SO DX HBK

[The Answer]

Shawn: Bret Hart isn't here yet? :wtf:

[TerranRich]

Hah, best promo of the year. :D

[Joey Slugs]

i bet hart comes out during the angle/hogan match. i just have thiss feeling that vince knows what he is doing tonight. canada raw's always have some of the hottest crowds of the year....

come on vince, don't get this one wrong.

[KingofOldSchool]

I LOVE HBK

[Londoner]

Fucking brilliant, absolutely fucking brilliant.Fuck AOL for cutting me off for no reason.

[Vazz]

lol this rules

[Joey Slugs]

WAIT... DID HE SAY BRET WASN'T THERE YET?

[Gone Mad]

Bret Hart isn't here yet?

Yeah, sounds like it's gonna happen for sure now that he said that.

This segment is gold, damn it!

[SuperSlim]

they edit the crowd?

[Batsu]

The best thing since ECW. "Shut The Fuck Up" chants!!

[TerranRich]

What were they chanting that they bleeped out?

[KingofOldSchool]

We ALL called that one.

I call this one: another Canadian will come down to the ring. Who? no clue. But I called it.

No.

I called the Bret Hart thing months ago.

[Shadow]

This segment....is GREATNESS!

[The Answer]

Anyone else think Hogan at the end get's doubled teamed by HBK and Angle and Bret makes the save?

[TerranRich]

And when the hell did he say Bret "wasn't here yet"? I never herad that.

[owenbrown]

wtf did the crowd say? they beeped it:wtf:

[rob11]

best promo in a long time

[Morgan]

"something, something, fucker!" ?

[Shadow]

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HITMAN! GOD DAMN IT!

[TerranRich]

Bret isn't making a save. HE IS PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO. Why doesn't anybody realize that?

[Someone1001]

STOP DROPPING HIS NAME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

[Batsu]

See my earlier post, TerranRich. LOL!

[TerranRich]

THey were chanting "Shut the fuck up", a la ECW

[zdmay]

Great Opening!

[Azriel]

This is priceless

[Joey Slugs]

DX Shawn = Best Heel Around

[Shadow]

Thank the gods that's over

[TerranRich]

I know, Batsu, but there's a delay on these here forums. When I posted that, 25 people had already posted.

[Loose Cannon]

OMG, if he comes out later....just ..i can't even talk

[Tiken]

OMFG! That was better than sex!

[Morgan]

Personally I want Kamala to make the run-in. Fuck Hart.

[TerranRich]

STOP SMOKING POT SHADOW OMFG!!!!!!

[Joey Slugs]

Bret isn't making a save. HE IS PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO. Why doesn't anybody realize that?

he doesn't have to fight. just showing up on the ramp would be enough to "stop shawn" if HBK runs in during the main event.

[The Answer]

Bret isn't making a save. HE IS PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO. Why doesn't anybody realize that?

Bret is unable to take bumps but he can still run and walk. I mean if he can act in a musical he can pretend to punch someone....

[Shadow]

It got to the point where I wanted to mute my TV. So you shut up Terran!

[Tiken]

Bret can ride a bike. If he can ride a bike he can run down a walkway and throw some imaginary punches.

[Morgan]

You know what I love about Jet Li movies? They're pretty much all the same, Jet eventually beats the shit of a load of guys.

[TerranRich]

Make me, Shadow! Nyer nyer! :p

[Gone Mad]

Hmmmm... let's see Smackdown gets guests like Kamala and Raw gets Bret. I just think that's pretty funny.

Now watch we get a MasterPiece segment shortly just to fuck this up.

[PorkSoda]

If Bret Hart shows up tonight I'll buy CHEESEBURGERS for everyone. CHEESEBURGERS! OH HELL YES!

Hulk Hogan is going to show up though...and I'm going to eat a cheeseburger for that. :y: :yes:

[KingofOldSchool]

Thank the gods that's over

Stop smoking the ganja for once and realize that the promo was better than pretty much anything else they can do.

[Shadow]

They're ending this tonight!?

I'M MORE EXCITED IF BRET HART SHOWED UP!

[SuperSlim]

they all looked the same

[TerranRich]

Great. Uselessness. (Divas)

Heart Throbs! :love:

[Joey Slugs]

5 pages in 15 minutes... not bad.

[Azriel]

Shawn delivers once again

[Jalapeño]

I THOUGHT CANADA WAS A SMARK CROWD


yah, fuck you

[Morgan]

handicap squash match!:D

[Londoner]

OMG, if he comes out later....just ..i can't even talk

I have a feeling he will, its sad that we have to be reminded of the diva search straight after though.

Surely they would only play his music if he was there?

[rob11]

if bret came on raw tonight, the pop would by far exceed stone colds in jan 99. i just couldnt imagine that kind of pop, the roof would cave in

[TerranRich]

WTF! Heart Throbs get an afterthought introduction? That's criminal... :nono:

[Someone1001]

What the heck happened to his hair?

[Shadow]

Awww...they're petting each other...and they're in trouble.

[SuperSlim]

Show is growing his hair back

[TerranRich]

Yet Another Big Show Squash

YABSS™

[Shadow]

OW THAT HURTS! IT HURTS ME!

[Londoner]

Hmm i wonder who will win this match, damn its so hard to guess...

[Loose Cannon]

Oh LOOK, I'm back in Hell again.

Well 8 minutes of heaven was fun

[TerranRich]

I want Show to turn heel. He's stale as a face, to be honest. Here's hoping Heart Throbs will actually get a win over the Big Show

[SuperSlim]

I think show is gonna pull the upset

[Joey Slugs]

it just makes sense for bret to show tonight. they let shawn talk about 1997 for the first time since.. fuck.. for the first time ever i think, and wwe.com makes a huge deal about bret/vince for the dvd. i dont know. just dont know... ok... on to the big show...

[TerranRich]

Upset? In the sense that it will upset me if he won, yes, you're right.

[owenbrown]

say goodbye to the tag division in the WWE :shifty:

[Shadow]

Goodbye Boys...thanks for coming.

[TerranRich]

You got a great new, fresh tag team. How do you get them over? Job them to the Big Show. Great fucking idea, Vince/Steph/Nickelodeon Morons.

[Azriel]

This is pointless

Plus, if Shawn could come back from a career ending injury, so could Bret

[Gone Mad]

Wow, have I mentioned before that I love this crowd. They so freakin' loud!

[TerranRich]

Seriously, can someone explain what the point is of having Big Show win over new talent?

[SuperSlim]

I guess I missed sayin hello to the tag division

[The Answer]

http://www.gerweck.net/hartandhogan.jpg

:y:

[Londoner]

Shit, i could never of guessed!

But seriously, put if they put Big Show/Heart Throbs in a storyline then i might actually give a shit.

I find it funny how the writers think we enjoy watching squash matches.

[TerranRich]

Sorry to say, a stroke isn't a career-ending injury. It's a potentially fatal medical condition that paralyzes many of its victims. There's most likely no bouncing back from that.

[Joey Slugs]

are they ever going to start the masters/big show fued? would of made sense to start it there (masters run-in).

[Loose Cannon]

I rewatched the HBK segment when Bret's music hit and this shot of thid kid in the front row totally spazzing out was great.

[Morgan]

When it showed the pan of the crowd after the match, I could of sworn there were legions of people returning to their seats. Piss break en masse.

[TerranRich]

Eugeeeeeene! And the Most Useless Redhead Ever (MURE™)

[Gone Mad]

*** eneguE = SGNITAR !!!! Airplane spins!! ***

[The Answer]

I'd laugh if Bret came out for the invatational :lol:

[Shadow]

Time for the heel turn....

Dear god is Christy Hawt!

[Londoner]

Seriously, can someone explain what the point is of having Big Show win over new talent?


Because WWE writers only take notice of wrestlers who are either past their best/or have a disabled gimmick.

[Batsu]

LOL @ Rene Dupree getting pops.

[Someone1001]

Dupree! Win those medals!

[TerranRich]

Neat, a REAL Hometown Hero. Excellent way to put Rene over, if only for one night. :)

[Schoenauer]

Oh snap, Dupree getting some air time!

[Fenix122]

he looks rediculous

[Shadow]

....that's Rene Dupree right? I thought it was Rob Conway for a second.

[RP]

Rene Dupree looks weird

[TerranRich]

LOL at King's comment on the graphic. Angle run-in! :D

[Shadow]

That was a quick Invitational.

[TerranRich]

I'm thinking Kurt Angle could get a very believable and entertaining heel turn out of Eugene. Here's hoping!

[Someone1001]

Darn you Kurt! You've deprived me of Dupree!

[Azriel]

Well, that was quick

[The Answer]

That was a crap ovation by the montreal crowd to Dupree. Watch Thursday for the Christian ovation by me and my fellow Torontonians.....

[TerranRich]

Another A++ promo from a great heel! :D This is awesome!

[Morgan]

Kurt loves beating the shit out of retards. It's what gets him up in the mornings.

[Joey Slugs]

LOL @ Rene Dupree getting pops.

[Batsu]

DAMN Angle! That was GOLD!

[Nervous Ferret]

FUCK TOMS RIVER LOST

[TerranRich]

LOL @ Bischoff and his girly slaps to Patton's head.

[Shadow]

And I get to see Kurt vs. Eugene....

I get the feeling DMI's going to be crying her eyes out.

[Nervous Ferret]

I'm

[Londoner]

Good promo by Angle, i want to see a proper/meaningful match though.It's been half an hour already and i'm yet to see one.

[SuperSlim]

Dupree get hurt?

[Gone Mad]

It looks like Dupree got hurt on the way down. He was holding his knee.

YOU HEAR THAT EUGENE, WITH A BROKEN DAMN NECK! I can't wait for this match, believe it or not.

[Joey Slugs]

ahhh. ref beating. love it.

[Nervous Ferret]

I'm hungry, someone make a suggfestion what I should eat

[TerranRich]

Following the pattern so far tonight (A+ Promo, 1/2-star match, A+ Promo), we should get a crapfest right up next.

[Joey Slugs]

FUCK TOMS RIVER LOST

man.. that sucks.

[SuperSlim]

I had pizza

[Londoner]

Diva search god boo'ed i think, couldn't tell if they were cheers or boo's.

[TerranRich]

A suggfestion? Oh, I'll make a suggfestion, all right. But it will NOT be pretty, O Nervous One...

[Morgan]

I'm hungry, someone make a suggfestion what I should eat

A cock?

-rel. A cockrel?

[Shadow]

Following the pattern so far tonight (A+ Promo, 1/2-star match, A+ Promo), we should get a crapfest right up next.

So...Diva Search?

[Joey Slugs]

I'm hungry, someone make a suggfestion what I should eat

ashley's muff burger

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm still laughing over the HBK promo.

God that was freakin awesome.

[TerranRich]

Love these Vonage commercials. "Woo hooooo, woo hoo hooooo..."

And I just want Steve-o to die. Now.

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL @ 2 Diva Search segments, until Hogan/Kurt the rest of RAW will suck

and 7777 Toms River is not only my hometown, but my home little league. They were all like my best friends lil bros and stuff. See the first page of this thread for more

[TerranRich]

So...Diva Search?
I'm thinkin' that too. :p

[KingofOldSchool]

I had pizza

Me 2.

[Nervous Ferret]

I'm thinking soft pretzels

[Shadow]

Go with funnal cake.

[TerranRich]

Spike: "What's real? Wrestling? Fuck no. So stop watching it now. Oh wait...we show WWE don't we? Motherfucker!!"

[Tiken]

Weeee.....*changes channel*

[TerranRich]

Shadow, you called it. :D

[Shadow]

The first chick was popping out of her shirt.

[Joey Slugs]

LOL @ 2 Diva Search segments, until Hogan/Kurt the rest of RAW will suck

and 7777 Toms River is not only my hometown, but my home little league. They were all like my best friends lil bros and stuff. See the first page of this thread for more

i know i read your post/thread on it. that's why i said that sucks. i just wish little league meant that much here in chicago. i played on some really good teams growing up but nothing near the teams that make the series.

[TerranRich]

Hmm, Ashley is training for wrestling. Hey, that's a plus...I guess...

"A WWE Referee" No name-dropping on fired talent still. ;)

[Gone Mad]

What about... nachos?

[Shadow]

SEND ASHELY HOME!

[KingofOldSchool]

I WANT CAMERON.