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Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 01:42 AM
Nash's new autobiography a critical success: The New York Times raves, "So involving, I tore a quad."

Kevin Nash is said to be working on another book, Wrestling with shoelaces. Expect it on the shelved in 2015.

John Cena: When asked by a reporter what he thought of Canada, the WWE champion responded with, "Damn, they're whiter than I am!"

Bret Hart not to return: While originally slated to make appearances on WWE TV, the Hitman was caught on the internet this afternoon by Brock Lesnar. On a related note, Brock will be returning to action in 20 years, or 15 if he behaves himself.

Latest release: In his haste to fire more people, Vince McMahon has actually fired himself. Vince McMahon's lawyers have been in touch with themselves, trying to resolve this matter swiftly, but the former WWE owner has already blasted himself on his website.

Latest merchandise on the WWE auction block: The condom used when Vince screwed Bret, Fifi#4, Austin's rehab scrapbook, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy's Pride, and Hulk Hogan's original left hip.

Stay tuned for more updates.

ilt_undertaker
08-16-2005, 01:51 AM
*smiles*

Shadow
08-16-2005, 01:52 AM
Damn I wanna rep you!

Joey Slugs
08-16-2005, 01:54 AM
:rofl:

Savio
08-16-2005, 01:54 AM
Thats fake shannons my property.

Joey Slugs
08-16-2005, 01:55 AM
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Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 01:55 AM
Thats fake shannons my property.

Fake? :?:

KingofOldSchool
08-16-2005, 01:57 AM
I NEED THAT HIP!

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 01:57 AM
I had another bit for that, but I forgot it while I was taking a piss. :(

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 02:00 AM
I NEED THAT HIP!

Hogan's exact words, too.

For no apparent reason:

I am a Real American***

***assembled in Detroit by a Mexican
Some of my parts my be Korean
I'm a walking Wal-Mart--I'm falling apart!

Yashamaga
08-16-2005, 02:31 AM
lol

Savio
08-16-2005, 02:40 AM
Can we have shannon back?

kinglacoste
08-16-2005, 02:45 AM
THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GAYEST THING THAT IVE EVER READ. KANE ARE YOU SERIOUS? FAG!

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 02:50 AM
THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE GAYEST THING THAT IVE EVER READ. KANE ARE YOU SERIOUS? FAG!

Of course I'm serious. Who could make this shit up? :shifty:

Schoenauer
08-16-2005, 03:00 AM
Hey king, has anyone ever told you to just go away and never come back?

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 03:05 AM
Hey king, has anyone ever told you to just go away and never come back?

His mom, and the only girlfriend he ever had.

By girlfriend, I mean his mother.

And by had, I mean raped.

And by mean, I mean sasquatch.

kinglacoste
08-16-2005, 03:08 AM
LOL.......YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST!

























ON TPWW.NET

Joey Slugs
08-16-2005, 03:09 AM
Hey king, has anyone ever told you to just go away and never come back?

someone is looking for cheap heel heat. :nono:

kinglacoste
08-16-2005, 03:14 AM
GET OFF KANES NUTS. DIDNT I TELL YOU THAT BEFORE? LOOK AT YOU'RE QUOTE LEFT BY KANE. SUCK HIS DICK AND GET IT OVER WITH FAG.

Stop being terrible or you WILL be banned. - Funky Fly

Joey Slugs
08-16-2005, 03:22 AM
Thank you Fly, now back to this horrible topic. heh.

Schoenauer
08-16-2005, 03:36 AM
Thank you fly... for a second I thought King and I were going to have to go to war.

Back on topic... who's replacing Vince?

Joey Slugs
08-16-2005, 03:45 AM
Thank you fly... for a second I thought King and I were going to have to go to war.

Back on topic... who's replacing Vince?

Vince Russo? :shifty:

Kane Knight
08-16-2005, 10:44 AM
Thank you fly... for a second I thought King and I were going to have to go to war.

Back on topic... who's replacing Vince?

Interestingly enough, due to a loophole in his contract, Mick Foley.

He's already got plans to turn the roster into cute children's characters who will rassle their way into hilarious hijinks.

Just John
08-16-2005, 10:47 AM
[QUOTE=Kane Knight]Nash's new autobiography a critical success: The New York Times raves, "So involving, I tore a quad."QUOTE]

:rofl:

JH
08-16-2005, 10:50 AM
kk you are the man

Xero
08-16-2005, 10:55 AM
:rofl:

Just John
08-16-2005, 11:12 AM
Why did my quote fuck up?

Volchok
08-16-2005, 11:21 AM
:lol:

Jalapeņo
08-16-2005, 12:28 PM
KK = god

Gertner
08-16-2005, 12:52 PM
*sigh* Fifi #4 had alot of potential