Nash book nets good reviews, Cena reacts to Canada, more...

**Kane Knight** · 08-16-2005, 12:42 AM

Nash's new autobiography a critical success: The New York Times raves, "So involving, I tore a quad."

Kevin Nash is said to be working on another book, Wrestling with shoelaces. Expect it on the shelved in 2015.

John Cena: When asked by a reporter what he thought of Canada, the WWE champion responded with, "Damn, they're whiter than I am!"

Bret Hart not to return: While originally slated to make appearances on WWE TV, the Hitman was caught on the internet this afternoon by Brock Lesnar. On a related note, Brock will be returning to action in 20 years, or 15 if he behaves himself.

Latest release: In his haste to fire more people, Vince McMahon has actually fired himself. Vince McMahon's lawyers have been in touch with themselves, trying to resolve this matter swiftly, but the former WWE owner has already blasted himself on his website.

Latest merchandise on the WWE auction block: The condom used when Vince screwed Bret, Fifi#4, Austin's rehab scrapbook, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy's Pride, and Hulk Hogan's original left hip.

Stay tuned for more updates.

08-16-2005, 12:42 AM	#1
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Nash book nets good reviews, Cena reacts to Canada, more... Nash's new autobiography a critical success: The New York Times raves, "So involving, I tore a quad." Kevin Nash is said to be working on another book, Wrestling with shoelaces. Expect it on the shelved in 2015. John Cena: When asked by a reporter what he thought of Canada, the WWE champion responded with, "Damn, they're whiter than I am!" Bret Hart not to return: While originally slated to make appearances on WWE TV, the Hitman was caught on the internet this afternoon by Brock Lesnar. On a related note, Brock will be returning to action in 20 years, or 15 if he behaves himself. Latest release: In his haste to fire more people, Vince McMahon has actually fired himself. Vince McMahon's lawyers have been in touch with themselves, trying to resolve this matter swiftly, but the former WWE owner has already blasted himself on his website. Latest merchandise on the WWE auction block: The condom used when Vince screwed Bret, Fifi#4, Austin's rehab scrapbook, Shannon Moore, Matt Hardy's Pride, and Hulk Hogan's original left hip. Stay tuned for more updates. �There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.� --John Rogers