WWE Raw thread 9/05/05 "HBK in the master lock"

[Fubar28]

Cade and Murdoch don't bug me like MNM or heartthrobs & they really don't look that bad a little sloppy.

[Gone Mad]

OH GOD!! Can someone just club those two over the head!? I hate Rodd Grisshim! And I hate PieceofShit!! AHHHH!!! **esplodes!**

[SuperSlim]

dang he's still trying to talk? man this is so crappy.

[Deceit]

Cool, Taproot is theme song.

yeah, i "wtf'd" over hearing that song too. glad to see taproot is actually getting some love :y:

[RGWhat316]

yes yes. we know. Raw sucks. why am I watching this? gonna change channel. snooze fest. but I'm still watching. god, Masters is boring. man Raw is terrible. still watching. why is he on my tv? I don't know, but I'm still watching.
Same here, I got nothing better to watch. So I'm still watching.

[owenbrown]

the MasterBaiter Chris Masters :shifty:

[SuperSlim]

how can two pieces of crap be on teh tv at the same time for so long without a mental breakdown being suffered by the viewer?

[Morgan]

Chris Masters makes baby Jesus cry.

[RGWhat316]

Jr lost his enthusiasm for "it's next".

[Kane Knight]

You mean you'd spawn a better baby than Cade and Murdoch's parents did? You must have super sperm!

Fuck, I could impregnate Rhiannon and have a better child than that...

[Kane Knight]

God all this sucking is making me horny.

[owenbrown]

Only if the writers were truely fucktards and HBK has no backstage pull.....

THERE'S FUCKING 15 MINUTES LEFT OF RAW AND WE HAVE THE FIRST INTERVIEW WITH THE MAIN EVENT PLAYERS NOW!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?



You are just now realizing that the writers ARE fucktards?! :shifty:

They've been that way for a couple of years now :wtf: :rant:

[Batsu]

Angle wins it at Unforgiven.

[Batsu]

Stupid double post.

[SuperSlim]

Chris Masters makes grown men cry

[SuperSlim]

Fuck, I could impregnate Rhiannon and have a better child than that...

pics? vid?

[mike627]

HBK is the only man who can save this show...

[SuperSlim]

this kid has the longest entrance :nono:

[Shadow]

Fuck, I could impregnate Rhiannon and have a better child than that...

I already repped you you asshole!

[Zen v.W.o.]

Shittiest raw ever!

[Gone Mad]

Soooooooooo.......


Why is he main-eventing again?? I just need that answer. I mean it, seriously.

[Loose Cannon]

god I hate that kids boots. they suck

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm here.

In time for the Snoozerlock.

[SuperSlim]

Shawn I don't think can even save this segment. only person that could is Trish

[Loose Cannon]

that ring is terrible

[SuperSlim]

I already repped you you asshole!

what about me?

[Loose Cannon]

see those fans, they suck too

[Shadow]

Shawn I don't think can even save this segment. only person that could is Trish

Only if she engaged in some hardkore, strap-on using HLA right on top of the ramp way. And I don't think that could do it.

[Morgan]

Shawn if ever a time came to use backstage politics, now is that time.

[Loose Cannon]

worst. entrance. ramp. ever.

[Shadow]

what about me?

Yes...I repped you too...

[Loose Cannon]

Fuck, this ref is making me want to slit my wrists.

[SuperSlim]

Only if she engaged in some hardkore, strap-on using HLA right on top of the ramp way. And I don't think that could do it.

she don't need a strap on, she doesn't even need to do HLA.

all she needs to do is get buck nekkid and we are all ready :naughty:

[Shadow]

LC...shut up!

[SuperSlim]

Yes...I repped you too...
:D I feel special

[Shadow]

OH JUST START THIS GOD DAMN THING ALREADY!

[owenbrown]

I wonder whats on Nitro right now.......








Oh wait......Nevermind :shifty:

[Corndad]

just kick him in the balls and let it be over!

[SuperSlim]

will he just low blow him and break it

[Gone Mad]

The lighting in this ring... meh, alittle uninspired, but the chair... looks pretty damn awesome.

Oh, back to the match...

[Shadow]

...time for the one arm raise....

This is sooooooo sad.

[RGWhat316]

We could even use Hogan in this case.

[Fubar28]

EVen if HBK breaks it this segment still sucks.

[Morgan]

At the possibility of suffering LC's wrath, it has to be acknowledged that main eventing a show with the masterlock challenge sucks.

[Corndad]

I think the only main event ever worse then this was Big Show vs Fabluous Moolah.

[RGWhat316]

Just low blow!!!!!!!!

[RGWhat316]

Finally!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morgan]

YES!! Finally someone kicked him in the balls.

[Shadow]

HBK BROKE THE MASTERLOCK! IT COUNTS!

[SuperSlim]

so is it broken now?

[KingofOldSchool]

Christ, HBK just cut his skull open.

[Shadow]

...........................

Oh yeah...you knocked him out with the steel chair and then put the move back on him. That worked.

[SuperSlim]

what's sad is that this was the best segment of the entire night. everything else sucked

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait...so the Snoozerlock Challenge is No DQ or just no Common Sense?

[Corndad]

Putting over Hogan then Masters... he deserves some sort of medal

[KingofOldSchool]

DEAN MALENKO!!!

[Deceit]

horrible raw.

[SuperSlim]

Raw blew and there was no Trish :mad:

only other good thing was Assley

[Shadow]

Wait...so the Snoozerlock Challenge is No DQ or just no Common Sense?

Both...

Also...I choose RAW over DoR2? I'm mad...mad I say!

Good night everybody!

[Morgan]

And we're out!!

That show was lamer than a supply teacher at a drum and bass convention.

[Loose Cannon]

terrible Raw. I'm definately watching next week.

[owenbrown]

DEAN MALENKO!!!

FUCKIN' A DEAN MALENKO :D :y:

[RGWhat316]

RAW sucked, except for Angle's tv time during the first half of the show.

[Loose Cannon]

BOOOOOOO AT RAW

[Corndad]

We could even use Hogan in this case.

atleast we know Masters would lose... thats always a good thing.

[RGWhat316]

Taradise on E! has to be better than this, so I'ma watch that now.

[Loose Cannon]

WWE SUCKS.

[owenbrown]

Not even Hassan could save this show :nono:

[Loose Cannon]

Can't wait till next week though

[SuperSlim]

this Raw was so bad I have to watch it again next week to continue sayin how much it sucked

[Loose Cannon]

60 channels and I watch the worst program

[KingofOldSchool]

WTF.

Why is Shelton suddenly a jobber?

[RGWhat316]

I thought for sure Trish would at least return, but maybe next week.

[Loose Cannon]

WTF.

Why is Shelton suddenly a jobber?

those writers. they're terrible.

[Gone Mad]

...yea, well, if the 1st half hour of next week is weak, I'll just take the rest of the show off. Because, yes, this was one of the worst shows. I mean, I can't candy coat this crap. If only there were 2 hours of SD to make up for this...

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!

[SuperSlim]

WTF.

Why is Shelton suddenly a jobber?

because he has talent

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Wow, what a great RAW to end on. I'll probably miss the next 15 RAWs, and THIS is what I go out on. Jesus.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hahahaha the Cabana was great.

[Loose Cannon]

Next week I bring my own Raw thread to TPWW. No bitching, no moaning, just plain old watching Raw like the old days. Days when people just had fun. You guys can have your thread, so don't worry.

But gonna try something new. Positive_style Raw

[SuperSlim]

and I'll be spammin that one too :p I mean posting :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

and I'll be deleting buddy

[SuperSlim]

:'( I'll be positive in it though

[Loose Cannon]

that's cool then. I want this to be like we were watching Raw in 1995. Like no cares in the world.

[Corndad]

come to think of it really been a while, but heres a thought, once we all became so critical can we just be those "1995" fans again?

[Savio]

Next week I bring my own Raw thread to TPWW. No bitching, no moaning, just plain old watching Raw like the old days. Days when people just had fun. You guys can have your thread, so don't worry.

But gonna try something new. Positive_style RawHeh LC and his crazy schemes

[Loose Cannon]

I can be that 1995 fan again.

I want everyone to say it.

[Morgan]

WTF.

Why is Shelton suddenly a jobber?

Cos he's black!

[SuperSlim]

that's cool then. I want this to be like we were watching Raw in 1995. Like no cares in the world.

I can't wait for that

[Loose Cannon]

me neither. I feel like this is going to clense me of all my smarkish ways.

[McLegend]

Pumped for this Raw thread next week

[SuperSlim]

me neither. I feel like this is going to clense me of all my smarkish ways.

I'ma feel like a mark again. wow it's gonna be awesome:D

[RemyRed]

Next week I bring my own Raw thread to TPWW. No bitching, no moaning, just plain old watching Raw like the old days. Days when people just had fun. You guys can have your thread, so don't worry.

But gonna try something new. Positive_style Raw
:love:
Fixin the main reason why I haven't been in these that much.

[Kane Knight]

I can be that 1995 fan again.

I want everyone to say it.

When they entertain me, I can be. Why pretend though, and bolster a product liek it's the same quality as 90s WWF?

[TerranRich]

me neither. I feel like this is going to clense me of all my smarkish ways.
Count me in. I'd like to just enjoy a show for once instead of nitpicking it to death (whether on TPWW or in my head while watching it live). :)

[blake639raw]

nah, last time I didn't get why they had Snitsky destroy him, but this time it worked because of the whole injury angle. I like the way they are playing this thing out with him. Yeah, I agree. If they can make him an underdog type character, this can work. Foley was typically an underdog character, but people bought into it, because he was tough as hell, and damn entertaining. Not comparing Hardy to Foley, but this could work for Matt, if they stick with it. Hardy seems to still be really over with the live crowd, so the writers could have something on their hands if they don't fumble the ball. They would never do something like that though, would they? :shifty:

[blake639raw]

RAW was ok tonight. I really enjoyed the Flair/Carlito segment, and even all the Hardy/Edge stuff. I'm really digging this feud right now, a lot more than I thought I would have.

As far as Cena goes, he's over now, but I can seriously see the fans turning on him within the coming year if he doesn't rejuice his character. He's too vanilla. As long as he's intense in his deliverance (of promos), he's alright. But as soon as he tries to do comedy, he just loses the crowd. Point blank, he needs to start rapping more often, and stop pandering to the crowd so much. Whenever the fans turn on him, it would be cool to turn Cena heel to feud with Hogan. He'd be just like oldschool heel Cena, talking all kinds of shit to Hogan. He could cut freestyles against the fans, talking shit about the "Chain Gang", and how about alot of them started to boo him. Cena defeats Hogan at Mania, and Hogan rides off into the sunset.

[Kane Knight]

Anyone think that LC would be perfect to be a mark?

He can't think 2-4 weeks back, when the WWE was being praised by the majority in these threads except one or two segments which wouldn't kill Raw.

[Gone Mad]

LOL Positive LC.

Come on, let's say it together: "I'm full of sit, you're full of sit, we are all full.. OF SIT!"

[Savio]

I can be that 1995 fan again.

I want everyone to say it.I'm not gonna watch wrestling?.....wait I think in 95 I only watched live wire....when was the GoldDust/Jake Roberts feud?

[Gerard]

I fell asleep about 20 minutes before the end, seems i didn't miss much. =/

[Sadistic]

One of the worst Raws I've ever seen.

[Corkscrewed]

I picked a good Raw to miss then. I mean a bad Raw. I mean Raw was bad, so it's good that I missed it.

[Kane Knight]

Cade and Murdoch don't bug me like MNM or heartthrobs & they really don't look that bad a little sloppy.

They have a level of Character MNM don't.

I like the Hearthrobs, though I think they're overexposed. Though they need a bear.

[Kane Knight]

I'm not gonna watch wrestling?.....wait I think in 95 I only watched live wire....when was the GoldDust/Jake Roberts feud?

It's okay.

Loose Cannon's trying to pretend that there were no problems with wrestling in the past. You know, kinda like when people used to long for the golden 50s...Where niggers knew their place and society was ordered except for those Godless commies...Women were still in the kitchen, what a golden era (If you ignore all the problems). Or those southern folk songs that pine for the days of economic luxury (On the backs of slaves...).

Like there was some time where people were sitting there and loved every single match. Well, I know I didn't. I know most people didn't. But if you have a shit memory and a short attention span, you can pretend.

[Sadistic]

Did JR call Ashley a tom boy? :nono:

[Savio]

Did JR call Ashley a tom boy? :nono:JR is a dumbass

[Savio]

Weren't their mad gimmicky people in 95?

[Kane Knight]

Did JR call Ashley a tom boy? :nono:

She is, according to the current dumbass standards of Television.

[Kane Knight]

Weren't their mad gimmicky people in 95?

Yeah, but they were all awesome man, every match was 5 star and fucking BRILLIANT.