WWE Raw thread 9/05/05 "HBK in the master lock"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/1261770 (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/challenge)
HBK to take the Master Lock Challenge
September 5, 2005


Kurt Angle (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kurtangle/) will take on Eugene (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/eugene/) tonight at 9 p.m. ET. When contacted earlier today, Angle had the following to say about his match against Eugene:
“Eugene thought it was funny to run around with my olympic gold medal. Well, at SummerSlam (http://www.wwe.com/shows/summerslam/), Eugene learned how vicious and unstoppable Kurt Angle is. Tonight I don't want to wait to teach a lesson to not only Eugene, but to John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) as well. Cena will learn that I will stop at nothing to become WWE Champion.”
Also tonight on RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/), Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) will take the Master Lock Challenge. Chris Masters (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrismasters/) has forced many to submit to the devastating maneuver (click here (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/challenge) for a list of Superstars that have already fallen to the Master Lock). Will HBK be next? Watch RAW to find out.
Masters gave his own thoughts on Michaels, the Master Lock Challenge and several other topics on Byte This!. Click here (http://www.wwe.com/community/bytethis/) to watch.

Two of RAW's newest Divas will be in action tonight when the winner of the 2005 RAW Diva Search Ashley takes on Torrie Wilson (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/torriewilson/). <SCRIPT type=text/javascript>DisplayAd("LargeBody");</SCRIPT>

Last week Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) and Matt Hardy took each other to the limit in a brutal RAW Street Fight that saw each Superstar taken away in an ambulance. What kind of condition will these two be in tonight? Tune in to Spike TV at 9/8 CT to find out.

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[SuperSlim]

the thread starter sucks but maybe this thread won't be so bad.

although Michaels in the masterlock challenge isn't the most exciting thing since it is Chris Masters. Eugene is getting annoying now. And I've been tired of happy face going John Cena.

[Loose Cannon]

I keep thinking it's Sunday

[Astley316]

bet we see trish in the ashley- torrie match

[Xero]

Wait, so Michaels bough Masters' arms? I'm confused.

Seriously, I guess tonight won't be ALL that bad, although since it's an off (holiday) weekend, it will probably be sub-par.

[SuperSlim]

well if Trish comes back tonight then it'll be decent at best

[Shadow]

No...he bought an actual Masterlock(TM). Kept saying it was for preperation but most people think that he's actually thinking he's going out in the ring tonight and breaking it. Old Age is creeping up with old HBK.

[The Greater Power]

HBK falling to the Master Lock better not be tonight's "Main Event".

[SuperSlim]

come on it's HBK. what else would it be? curtain jerkin?

[Sadistic]

RVD, Foley, Stone Cold anyone?

[mike627]

Masters= zzzzz

[redoneja]

I keep thinking it's Sunday


Me too.

[G-wrath]

I keep thinking it's Sunday
Ditto

[ThruTheWire]

Ditto


HEHEH ME 3!!??!?!?!

[ThruTheWire]

Masters= :y: :y: :y:

I agree.

[Shadow]

I thought it was Sunday...

[SuperSlim]

it's just been a long boring Monday

[Volchok]

Shit I got so much stuff going threw my mind, I don't know wether i'm commin or goin... hopefully Raw will cheer me up some...

[SuperSlim]

if Trish shows up then it should some

[Kane Knight]

I'm here, but may not be. This Raw sounds like a pissbreak.

[Kane Knight]

I thought it was Sunday...

[Shadow]

An entire RAW as Pissbreak....man alive is that gonna suck.

[SuperSlim]

ehhh I'm sure it'll have some moments when you'll get somewhat excited

[Morgan]

Hello people!

I'm on time this week for once.

[Shadow]

Wow...last week this would've been at like 3 pages....everyone must be out or something.

[Kane Knight]

ehhh I'm sure it'll have some moments when you'll get somewhat excited

Like when I First start peeing?

[Kane Knight]

Wow...last week this would've been at like 3 pages....everyone must be out or something.

Holiday weekend.

[SuperSlim]

man you picked a lousy time to be on time

[Kane Knight]

BENOOIT! KREE!

[Kane Knight]

man you picked a lousy time to be on time

Who?

[SuperSlim]

Like when I First start peeing?

when it first starts... yep

[Kane Knight]

Sadly, Reruns of Stargate'll probably be better.

[SuperSlim]

Who?

what?

[The Naitch]

I predict me trying to stay awake for this RAW. I always fight hard to stay awake

[SuperSlim]

I'd rather watch Macgyver

[Shadow]

That is sad that a rerun of Stargate can out preform an episode of RAW...

And ironic

[Volchok]

Sad the only thing I can look forward to is a HBK promo and Trish possibly comming back tonight.. oh and we might learn more about who attacked Flair...

[SuperSlim]

tunin up the band

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

[SuperSlim]

I'll rate matches and segments by sleepy emoticons. the more they get the worse the segment/match was

[Kane Knight]

I'd rather watch Macgyver

O'Neill>McGyver.

[Kane Knight]

tunin up the band

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

Too bad it's polka music tonight.

[SuperSlim]

polka? ahhh man

[Shadow]

RDA did another character who pwns both O'Neill and McGyver...I just can't remember what it is.

[Shadow]

RAW's starting

[SuperSlim]

unzip those pants cause it's time for a piss break.

I'm never sayin that again

[Kane Knight]

*pops*

[Shadow]

I told you you need to stop popping your hips.

[Morgan]

U.K transmission doesn't have any sound. Ho hum.

[Kane Knight]

RDA did another character who pwns both O'Neill and McGyver...I just can't remember what it is.

Who?

[Kane Knight]

U.K transmission doesn't have any sound. Ho hum.

I'll translate qall of JR's meaningful comments...

...


...


...

[Shadow]

....Oh lordy...

[Kane Knight]

I told you you need to stop popping your hips.

That was my knees.

[Gone Mad]

*** ITS TRUE ITS TRUE! IT'S KIRK FREAKIN' ANGEL!! ***

[Shadow]

I don't know KK...I'll go look it up.

[Kane Knight]

And here comes the Brain!

[Kane Knight]

I don't know KK...I'll go look it up.

Yo udo that.

[SuperSlim]

will this match be any good?
cause I'm sick and tired of Eugene

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

What's wrong with Angle's teeth?

[Kane Knight]

EUGENE! YAY!

*shoots self*

[Gone Mad]

And hello everyone! Sorry I'm late. Should be a good show, even though it might not be. And now for the arriving Eugene..

*** airplane spins! **

[Morgan]

Now it's blacking out.

[mike627]

"lets go Angle"

[LK]

Eugene really has to disappear soon and never come back.

[LK]

Is it just my TV or is there no sound

[Shadow]

Looked it up...the show is called Legend. And it was good.

[LK]

Come on Sky Sports, get a fucking grip!

[SuperSlim]

dang it... I shouldn't be yawnin this early in the show

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

that "mouthpiece" looks like colored clay on his teeth. Looks freakish.

[Morgan]

I want turn the contrast all the way down and pretend it's an old silent movie. I wonder if I can get subtitles on this.

[SuperSlim]

is he wearing a mouth piece?

[Shadow]

Eugene retards up....I hate that.

[Loose Cannon]

lol @ 3 point stance

[LK]

Yes come on Kurt finish him off!

[Kane Knight]

YOU SUCK!

[SuperSlim]

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif 1/2 just because Cena wound up laid out on his back :D

probably the best thing to happen tonight

[Shadow]

Everyone knows that slamming someone's knee like that won't actually hurt a person right?

But that might...and Here's Eugene's special friend...John Cena.

[LK]

Tomko?

[Shadow]

Tomko's...Angle's...Problem Solver? What the fuck?!

[Loose Cannon]

ooooo, that was cool. Stables I love

[SuperSlim]

hey if it knocks Cena down to the mat then it's cool with me

[Morgan]

Without the souns, you realise just how surreal the WWE is, I looked away for a second and when I looked back Tomko and Cena are in the ring and I'm thinking Jesus Christ what's happening.

Sound comes back for the commercials, hmmmm.

[Shadow]

ooooo, that was cool. Stables I love

All they need is an old talent, a blue chipper and you've got Evolution...wait a second here...:shifty:

[Morgan]

Aha! It's back on and muted again. I'm only gonna hear the commercials tonight.

[Loose Cannon]

woah. that was a sweet ass kick. I missed it before.

[SuperSlim]

hmmm Tomko could pass as Batista with the tatoo and beard. Angle passes as some guy. Evolution

[LK]

Thank you, finally some sound

[SuperSlim]

oh great they jobbed on Heat and now they get to job again

[Shadow]

....speaking of sweet asses....

Hello Jobb...WHAT THE HELL!?

[Loose Cannon]

god, I hate these fucks. But we get a tag match, so I should be thrilled

[LK]

The next tag champs in the making here :shifty:

[Morgan]

I just saw this match on Heat 20mins ago.

[Kane Knight]

God, poor Venis.

[Loose Cannon]

wait, wasn't this on Heat?

[Jaton]

Heat called, they want their talent back.

[SuperSlim]

that girl was ugly

[Shadow]

god, I hate these fucks. But we get a tag match, so I should be thrilled

I noticed you said should be. As you should be.

[RP]

Oh god Vicera is gunna rape someone.

[Shadow]

Was it just me or was Big Vis really really excited?

[LK]

How are those ropes still standing?

[6to1]

val and vis might work as a tag team, there gimics are about the same.

[SuperSlim]

typical tag match.

[RGWhat316]

It's been a while, but I'm back on the RAW thread. Good start to RAW with Angle kicking ass. But Tomko getting a push??

[Shadow]

Val...with a push? ARe you insane!?

[Deceit]

CM Punk sign!!!

[LK]

Was that actually a three count?

[Corndad]

can anyone else seeing the godfather coming out and a new stable being formed lol

[Shadow]

Val's all excited he got a win on his record.

[Kane Knight]

Already I took a pissbreak.

[SuperSlim]

well they job again.

yeah I'm tired of rating Raw already. ahhh crap Masters highlights

[LK]

Val Venis gets his win for the decade

[RP]

This show cant truely be a peice of shit unless the Con Man makes an appearence.

[Morgan]

Was that actually a three count?

It's a masterlock one-count.

ONE!! RING THE BELL!!

[Kane Knight]

Heat called, they want their talent back.

Talent? :?:

[Corndad]

A masterpiece highlight reel, now ive seen everything.

[SuperSlim]

Already I took a pissbreak.

shoulda saved it for later.

[Kane Knight]

well they job again.

yeah I'm tired of rating Raw already. ahhh crap Masters highlights

When you're not even excited over the highlights, something's wrong.

[SuperSlim]

Talent? :?:

you know the guys they keep from main eventing

[RGWhat316]

Yeah, highlights are supposed to be the best moments from the previous weeks.

[Shadow]

Bet we don't even get past 10 pages tonight.

[Shadow]

At least the WWE is doing it's part.

[SuperSlim]

When you're not even excited over the highlights, something's wrong.

Masters and highlights int eh same sentence doesn't work.

[Savio]

Linda: george bush hates black people.

[SuperSlim]

hey I'm in a spam mood we can get ot maybe page 8

[Shadow]

....Cabana time I guess.

[Kane Knight]

shoulda saved it for later.

I've got plenty to go around.

[RGWhat316]

Does he ever defend his title?

[LK]

Is it wrong to be thinking that Linda's promo was superior to anything Masters has ever done?

[SuperSlim]

maybe we'll get somethin that spells a little entertainment

[Kane Knight]

....Cabana time I guess.

WOOHOO! Something worth watching.

[SuperSlim]

ah man this seems to be heading down hill already

[Shadow]

Does he ever defend his title?

Nope...not once.

Also...time for another attack on Avril.

[LK]

For a split second there I thought he was talking about CM Punk.

[Loose Cannon]

errrrr

[SuperSlim]

can Carlito still carry this segment?

[Batsu]

LOL @ Carlito calling her "Ass-ley"

[Gone Mad]

CARLITO!! :heart: :shifty:

lol Assley! He said my line! :drool:

[Kane Knight]

Assley? How original.

[Morgan]

ASSLEY!!

[Shadow]

Is it wrong to be thinking that Linda's promo was superior to anything Masters has ever done?

Not at all..

And yet more proof the WWE gets most of their ideas from this message board.

And can Ashley stop giggling! His afro isn't that funny looking.

[LK]

Don't mock the hair!

[Kane Knight]

Oh shit! Thou Shall Not DISS THE AFRO.

[SuperSlim]

Nope...not once.

Also...time for another attack on Avril.

yeah he did. all those times he either got DG'd or counted out against Shelton

[Morgan]

Nobody disrespects the do Ashley!

[Shadow]

I diss it all the time...

And everyone knew it was you you idiot.

[Kane Knight]

Is it wrong to be thinking that Linda's promo was superior to anything Masters has ever done?

No. You're just one of the thinking crowd.

[SuperSlim]

Assley.... mmmm

[Loose Cannon]

well that was easy enough for the writers

[Kane Knight]

Carlito? you mean someone who makes sense attacked Flair?

[Loose Cannon]

hmmmm, so should we make this Flair thing a mystery angle?

nah, too much work.

[SuperSlim]

I diss it all the time...

And everyone knew it was you you idiot.

it coulda been Mick, or Masters or someone

[Kane Knight]

Is it wrong that Vicky Clips are better than Raw so far?

[Shadow]

To her credit...Ashley did a rather good job in her first match. She does need work but so does everybody.

[LK]

Here was me thinking it was Rikishi doing it for....nah nevermind.

[Kane Knight]

hmmmm, so should we make this Flair thing a mystery angle?

nah, too much work.

Dude, that was pretty intense mystery.

[SuperSlim]

Vicky is real good. highlight of Raw

[Kane Knight]

Here was me thinking it was Rikishi doing it for....nah nevermind.

I did it...For the Smarks...I did it, to beat the joke to death!

[Shadow]

Carlito actually used his real voice for once? I wouldn't have ever thought he'd do that.

[RGWhat316]

Whooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jaton]

And just like that, they killed what we were all wondering about. We decided the obvious wasn't likely, and then got rammed up the ass.

[Kane Knight]

Vicky is real good. highlight of Raw

He's jerking Carlito off? :?:

[SuperSlim]

that's a long ball hold

[Batsu]

that was a little, how we say...

[Gone Mad]

LOL at the WOOOO!!

Flair needs some Speed Stick and a fan, pronto! He just came out for a sec and his shirt changed colors even quicker.

[owenbrown]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE ACTUALLY USING TYSON TOMKO FOR SOMETHING HOLY SHIT :eek:

[RGWhat316]

Flair and his soaked shirt again.

[Kane Knight]

And just like that, they killed what we were all wondering about. We decided the obvious wasn't likely, and then got rammed up the ass.

Some people like it that way. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

HE'S BLEEDING FROM HIS COCK@

[Kane Knight]

Biting his ass? Fuck, Flair's a fag too?

[SuperSlim]

Flair wants to bite ass now?

[Kane Knight]

Aha! I was first this time!

[RGWhat316]

Flair's even more senile than usual.

[Kane Knight]

Flair> Most of Raw.

I feel dirty for saying that.

[Volchok]

Okay Flair just made Raw for me... :lol: senial Flair is awesome...

[Morgan]

He's jerking Carlito off? :?:

With her muscles she could rip it off.

[Kane Knight]

Flair's even more senile than usual.

And yet, Flair>Masters.

[RGWhat316]

Only on the 2nd Masterlock video, and it's already getting old.

[Kane Knight]

Wooooooooooo! Where's my car?

[SuperSlim]

Aha! I was first this time!

dang it

[RGWhat316]

It's official, 1 hour SmackDown.

[Skippord]

And yet, Flair>Masters.

Ashely>Masters

[SuperSlim]

did they just replay those clips from teh first segment? just used him saying somethn different?

[Shadow]

Everyone does know that if they're hyping this match up this much...it's gonna get broken.

Oh! About FNS for people in Washington...it'll be on Sunday. BECAUSE THE FUCKING NATS ARE PLAYING!

[Savio]

they should thug ashley out.

[LK]

And yet, Flair>Masters.
Yeah but then again chronic haemorrhoids > Masters

[Kane Knight]

Only on the 2nd Masterlock video, and it's already getting old.

Is it me, or does he look like he's having seizures?

And the MAsterlock didn't need 2 videos to be old...

[Savio]

ashley: fuck you carlito you ain't from da hood!

[Kane Knight]

One hour of Smackdown this week. :'(

[Gone Mad]

I can't tell you enough how hilarious to see Flair kneedrop apples and mics. Seriously, the man is insane or on crack sometimes. WOOOO!!!

And yes, that one Vicky clip is OWNING this show so far. They should show more Vicky than Masterlock clips, damn it.

[Kane Knight]

I'm beating you, Slim.

[Kane Knight]

I can't tell you enough how hilarious to see Flair kneedrop apples and mics. Seriously, the man is insane or on crack sometimes. WOOOO!!!

And yes, that one Vicky clip is OWNING this show so far. They should show more Vicky than Masterlock clips, damn it.

OR maybe even give her a match!

Naw.

[Evil Vito]

It's official, 1 hour SmackDown.

<font color=goldenrod>Am I the only one that feels bad for SD?</font> :o

[Shadow]

Oh goody...more about Cade and Murdoch.

[SuperSlim]

I'm tired of these promos. will they just debut finally. damn

[Kane Knight]

Another Cade Murdoch promo. Murdoch is faggier than I am.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, these guys are great.

[owenbrown]

flair finally lost it..... but he is still GOLD :rofl:

[SuperSlim]

I'm beating you, Slim.

for now... I'm comin back. you will not win this war

[Kane Knight]

Am I the only one that feels bad for SD? :o

Nope.

[LK]

Ask and you shall recieve Slim

[Shadow]

And Murdoch is coming off as a gay version JR....gayer I mean.

[Loose Cannon]

I want Mrudoch to go Delieverance on everyone

[SuperSlim]

OR maybe even give her a match!

Naw.

they can't give Vicky a match cause she has too much talent. She'd outshine their main eventers

[Kane Knight]

for now... I'm comin back. you will not win this war

You wish, Negro.

[owenbrown]

Another Cade Murdoch promo. Murdoch is faggier than I am.

I am picturing the movie "Deliverance" with Murdoch although i never saw the movie :shifty:

[Shadow]

This is what should've been done at Summerslam. Seriouslly.

[Kane Knight]

they can't give Vicky a match cause she has too much talent. She'd outshine their main eventers

Or at least Masters...

[RGWhat316]

I'm even in that WWE Fantasy League, so I'm not gonna get as many points as I thought.

[Kane Knight]

...Oh, I see your point. :shifty:

[owenbrown]

I want Mrudoch to go Delieverance on everyone

Shit........ you beat me to it LC :p

[Kane Knight]

I am picturing the movie "Deliverance" with Murdoch although i never saw the movie :shifty:

I'm picturing the song it's raining men.

[SuperSlim]

Ask and you shall recieve Slim

I forgot. what did I ask for? I know I asked for VIctoria

[Shadow]

..........Matt doesn't look that beat up...

[Loose Cannon]

Come on boy, Squeal, I wanna hear you Squeal boy :lol:

[SuperSlim]

You wish, Negro.

dang it my computer isn't posting fast enough

[Kane Knight]

What, is Eric saying the fans coulda been hurt?

[LK]

Didn't JR say that Cade and Murdoch will be debuting tonight

[Kane Knight]

..........Matt doesn't look that beat up...

He looks brutalised. That bandaid is all that's holding him together.

[Kane Knight]

Oh look. another cage match.

[Jaton]

woohoo. cage. yawn.

[SuperSlim]

What, is Eric saying the fans coulda been hurt?

ya know. seein crap, seein overrated people gettin a push. that hurts

[Jaton]

OMG MATT HARDY VS. SNITSKY! I'M SO SURPRISED.

[Kane Knight]

Hardy v Snitsky.

[Shadow]

Yay for Cage Matches.

[Savio]

Kane returns maybe?

[Kane Knight]

ya know. seein crap, seein overrated people gettin a push. that hurts

I almost killed myself when I hit my head on the wall after seeing Masters get a push. I'm gonna sue Easy E.

[SuperSlim]

why is Hardy wearing a band aid anyway. it wasn't like he got his head busted last week anyway and does it really take that long for it to heal?

[LK]

He looks brutalised. That bandaid is all that's holding him together.
The bandaid cures all. Remember Trips taking that fall in a car, slap a bandaid on him and he's good as new.

[Shadow]

Now why in the blue hell would Kane be coming back?

[SuperSlim]

according to Kan's site, I mean board that they made me a mod of :lol: he won't debut til the 14th of NOvember

[Kane Knight]

why is Hardy wearing a band aid anyway. it wasn't like he got his head busted last week anyway and does it really take that long for it to heal?

It's the universal sign of injury in the WWE. See the post below yours.

[RGWhat316]

Bandaids = WWE's miracle healer

[SuperSlim]

a cage match? when was the last time that ended any feud? I mean really? I'm searchin for a real answer to this.

[Kane Knight]

The bandaid cures all. Remember Trips taking that fall in a car, slap a bandaid on him and he's good as new.

Naw. That was just the injury.

[Kane Knight]

I'm so bored I'm looking up CSI stuff.

[Morgan]

..........Matt doesn't look that beat up...

He fell 15ft (:shifty: ) off a stage onto electrical sound equipment. So he gets a small bandage to represent that.

[SuperSlim]

It's the universal sign of injury in the WWE. See the post below yours.

I thought it was taped ribs. you know how everyone always gets that everytime they get hurt. now it's a band aid to the forehead? dang times have changed

[Shadow]

Never to my knowlege has a cage match ended a fued Slim. It's just an excuse to not use a HIAC match.

[Kane Knight]

I WILL NOT DIE!

Shadow, where'r your snipers?

[Morgan]

MATT FACT: Matt knows posseses the power of electricity.

[Kane Knight]

He fell 150ft (:shifty: ) off a stage onto electrical sound equipment. So he gets a small bandage to represent that.

[SuperSlim]

He fell 15ft (:shifty: ) off a stage onto electrical sound equipment. So he gets a small bandage to represent that.

he fell like 7 feet on his back and he gets abandage on his forehead?

I jumoed out a two story house well oout the second story window. never do that

[Gone Mad]

Kane? Do they even know he's still on the roster? I mean... when was it the last time we saw him, like May?

[owenbrown]

I almost killed myself when I hit my head on the wall after seeing Masters get a push. I'm gonna sue Easy E.

You must spread some rep around before giving it to Kane Knight again. yada yada yada

[Shadow]

Whoever didn't see Edge and Lita coming out for this....you're retarded.

[SuperSlim]

Edge get's a neck brace? man Edge looks funny :lol:

[Kane Knight]

I thought it was taped ribs. you know how everyone always gets that everytime they get hurt. now it's a band aid to the forehead? dang times have changed

He wears a shirt too often for that to work

[RGWhat316]

I thought it was taped ribs. you know how everyone always gets that everytime they get hurt. now it's a band aid to the forehead? dang times have changed
They gotta save money somehow I guess. A box of band aids are cheaper than rolls of tape.

[Kane Knight]

Kane? Do they even know he's still on the roster? I mean... when was it the last time we saw him, like May?

Shhh...If they don't remember him, they can't fire him.

[Shadow]

I WILL NOT DIE!

Shadow, where'r your snipers?

Trying to figure out why Hogan didn't die at Summerslam.

[Kane Knight]

MATT FACT: Matt knows posseses the power of electricity.

Yeah, but Edge possesses amazing sucking power.