Misheard lyrics

[mitchables]

We've all done it. Been singing along to a song you love really, really loud, then had someone politely point out that you are waaaaaaaay off on your interpretation of what's going on.

Well, everyone except me.

Regardless, post lyrics you've misheard/others you know have misheard.

"The Suffering" - Coheed and Cambria


Actual lyrics:
Listen well, will you marry me?
(Not now, boy)
And are you wearing the suffering?

I heard:
Wishing well, will you marry me?
(Not now, boy)
A nightmare in the suffering.

:(

[Jalapeño]

lol

[Jalapeño]

Nothing to contribute, btw.

[OssMan]

IM BLUE DABADEE DABADIE

IM BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE

[mitch_h]

I think i've already posted my misheard Saves the Day lyric involving flatulence... so I won't post that again. The only other one I can think of was a line from The Writhing South by Say Anything.

Actual Lyrics:
You can take me anywhere your sick mind wants to.

I heard:
You can take me anywhere your sink might want to.

[mitchables]

:D :heart:

[Lotus]

My friend thought that "Stayin' Alive" song was saying "Stay in the Light".

[ilt_undertaker]

www.amiright.com (http://www.amiright.com) People on their are fuckin deaf, and some are funny. :)

[el fregadero]

IM BLUE DABADEE DABADIE

IM BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
No way. Dabadee is the lyric.

[G]

This kid I knew in High School thought "Got the Life" by Korn was "Gothic Life" :|

[Just John]

www.amiright.com (http://www.amiright.com) People on their are fuckin deaf, and some are funny. :)

Yeah soeone thought that Pearl Jam's Daughter went


Dont Call me Daughter, not fit to

the fractured hip will remind me

it's the picture kept will remind me you deaf morons!

[Cool King]

www.amiright.com (http://www.amiright.com) People on their are fuckin deaf, and some are funny. :)

Eminem's, "Lose Yourself"

Misheard Lyrics: His b***s are sweaty.
Original Lyrics: His palms are sweaty.

:lol:

[G]

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD vAlign=top width="50%">SOAD's, "B.Y.O.B."

Misheard Lyrics:
Yet you feed us lies from the pickle bar.

Original Lyrics:
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth.





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</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD vAlign=top width="50%">Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the pork?

Original Lyrics:
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?





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LOL Pickle Bar

[G]

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

Mishead lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***ing pie.

Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.




lol come on

[G]

As much as I don't like Creed, I thought this was pretty rofl



"My Sacrifice"

Misheard Lyrics:
My sack of ice

Original Lyrics:
My sacrifice

[ilt_undertaker]

lol, "sack of ice"

[PorkSoda]

This kid I knew in High School thought "Got the Life" by Korn was "Gothic Life" :|

Last year, I finally realized that ADIDAS stands for All Day I Dream About Sex :(

[G]

Did you actually think they were talking about clothing?

[Blue Demon]

As much as I don't like Creed, I thought this was pretty rofl



"My Sacrifice"

Misheard Lyrics:
My sack of ice

Original Lyrics:
My sacrifice
:rofl: ya, it really does sounds like that

[Rob Ban Fan]

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[Savio]

Fabaulous

Real lyric:
You can hear my coup a block away.

What I heard:
You can hear my poop a block away.

[samichna]

lol my sack of ice

[Savio]

What someone heard:
Billies Jeans are in my locker!

Whats the real lyric? (2 points)

[G]

Billie Jean is not my lover

[G]

She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one.


Billie Jeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan is not my lover

[Savio]

Misheard Lyrics:

My f****t father must have had his panties up in the punch.

Original Lyrics:

My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch.

:lol:

[OssMan]

WHAT I HEARD:
50 WAYS TO BLOCK LA'ROI GLOVER

REAL LYRICS:
50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

[Eunos]

Misheard
ooooh ooooo Me ears are alight

Actual
ooooh ooooo The Isrealite

Fear Factory - New Breed
Wo man Beat er, Wo man Beat er, Wo man Beat er. Wo man Beater
Food fight. Food fight, Food fight, Food fight

Born breed Beaten, Born bread beaten, Born Bread beaten, Born breed beaten
New Breed, New breed, New bredd, New Breed

[Kris P Lettus]

Blinded by the light,
wake up by the fire like a doucher in the night..

[Savio]

Kelly Clarkson ~Because of you

What I hear:
I try my hardest just to fuck it up with him

Real lyrics:
???

[Savio]

Commercial (http://www.amiright.com/artists/commercial.shtml)'s, "Aunt Jemima"
Misheard Lyrics:

Nothing beats the taste of her v*****
In the morning.

Original Lyrics:

Nothing beats the taste of Aunt Jemima
In the morning.

[Vastardikai]

There's always the famous "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

as well as "There's a bathroom on the right."

[RoXer]

I love Pearl Jam, but the first time I heard Nothingman I thought it was.

"Got a boy to like him, curse the day he let him go"

But the real way, which only took me like the 2nd time hearing the song is

"Caught a bolt of lightning, curse the day he let it go"

[VJW]

The actual line: If you start me up
What I thought I heard: You have to start me up