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bonjour
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Misheard lyrics
We've all done it. Been singing along to a song you love really, really loud, then had someone politely point out that you are waaaaaaaay off on your interpretation of what's going on.
Well, everyone except me. Regardless, post lyrics you've misheard/others you know have misheard. "The Suffering" - Coheed and Cambria Actual lyrics: Listen well, will you marry me? (Not now, boy) And are you wearing the suffering? I heard: Wishing well, will you marry me? (Not now, boy) A nightmare in the suffering. ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
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Penis Member
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lol
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Penis Member
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Nothing to contribute, btw.
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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IM BLUE DABADEE DABADIE
IM BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE |
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I think i've already posted my misheard Saves the Day lyric involving flatulence... so I won't post that again. The only other one I can think of was a line from The Writhing South by Say Anything.
Actual Lyrics: You can take me anywhere your sick mind wants to. I heard: You can take me anywhere your sink might want to. |
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bonjour
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Go Choke on a Chode
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My friend thought that "Stayin' Alive" song was saying "Stay in the Light".
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Sexy
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www.amiright.com People on their are fuckin deaf, and some are funny.
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Tap-In
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Selectively Social
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This kid I knew in High School thought "Got the Life" by Korn was "Gothic Life"
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Kiss the blade
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Dont Call me Daughter, not fit to the fractured hip will remind me it's the picture kept will remind me you deaf morons! |
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King K Cool
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Misheard Lyrics: His b***s are sweaty. Original Lyrics: His palms are sweaty. ![]() |
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LOL Pickle Bar |
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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Mishead lyrics: Later we'll have some f***ing pie. Original Lyrics: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie. lol come on |
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As much as I don't like Creed, I thought this was pretty rofl
"My Sacrifice" Misheard Lyrics: My sack of ice Original Lyrics: My sacrifice |
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Sexy
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lol, "sack of ice"
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Did you actually think they were talking about clothing?
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Rt Hon Ed Balls MP
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haha G dazz
Last edited by Rob Ban Fan; 09-16-2005 at 07:00 PM. |
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Fabaulous
Real lyric: You can hear my coup a block away. What I heard: You can hear my poop a block away. |
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TAKE IT EACE
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lol my sack of ice
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What someone heard:
Billies Jeans are in my locker! Whats the real lyric? (2 points) |
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Billie Jean is not my lover
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She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one.
Billie Jeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaan is not my lover |
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Misheard Lyrics:
My f****t father must have had his panties up in the punch. Original Lyrics: My f****t father must have had his panties up in a bunch. ![]() |
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The Classic Dylan Staples
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WHAT I HEARD:
50 WAYS TO BLOCK LA'ROI GLOVER REAL LYRICS: 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER |
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Bastard Deer
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Misheard
ooooh ooooo Me ears are alight Actual ooooh ooooo The Isrealite Fear Factory - New Breed Wo man Beat er, Wo man Beat er, Wo man Beat er. Wo man Beater Food fight. Food fight, Food fight, Food fight Born breed Beaten, Born bread beaten, Born Bread beaten, Born breed beaten New Breed, New breed, New bredd, New Breed |
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Listen to Killer Mike
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Blinded by the light,
wake up by the fire like a doucher in the night.. |
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Kelly Clarkson ~Because of you
What I hear: I try my hardest just to fuck it up with him Real lyrics: ??? |
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Commercial's, "Aunt Jemima"
Misheard Lyrics: Nothing beats the taste of her v***** In the morning. Original Lyrics: Nothing beats the taste of Aunt Jemima In the morning. |
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Taller than Adam Cole
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There's always the famous "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
as well as "There's a bathroom on the right." |
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History's Greatest, Mr. E
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I love Pearl Jam, but the first time I heard Nothingman I thought it was.
"Got a boy to like him, curse the day he let him go" But the real way, which only took me like the 2nd time hearing the song is "Caught a bolt of lightning, curse the day he let it go" |
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Master Penis!!!!
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The actual line: If you start me up
What I thought I heard: You have to start me up |
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