Alrighty, haven’t read them yet, sorry if I steal any jokes… please don’t beat me!
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In 20.8 seconds Chris Benoit was able to tie Booker T’s and Xtian’s boots together, while it took Orlando Jordan 54.2 weeks to realize he’s nothing more but a bitch midcarder.
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Always concerned about proper footwear, here we see Orlando using his local Canadian to buff his shoes.
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, gets in the way of Booker T and his peanut butter cups!
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It’s pretty bad when even the ref overlooks you for the beer vendor.
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First the Warrior DVD, now talks about a Jake Roberts DVD… Is Booker T the only one wondering when the Sting DVD is coming out?
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<b>Batista:</b> Hold on Teddy, he’s wearing a pink shirt and I’m a homo?
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<b>Batista:</b> Now you wanna talk about homos, this guy is a homo!
<b>Eddie:</b> Yeah… Homo… just ask your wife if I’m a homo… :D
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And somewhere in Minneapolis (insert Brock Lesnar joke here)
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In bizarro world, Friday Night Smackdown is a gets two thumbs up!
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<b>Nitro:</b> Wait… isn’t Papa Shango black?
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Now available at Hot Topic, Rite Aid, and other fine realtors, the newest deodorant endorsed by the lord of darkness, Impending Doom, so people can finally smell the scent of Impending Doom.
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I bet someone already beat me to the glass-ceiling joke…
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And here we see JBL, the newest victim of The Nash Effect.
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You can’t possibly make fun of JBL in this picture. You’d be ready to hurl too if you watched a Mexican implode.
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<b>Rey:</b> I told you Rob Conway was over with the fans on TPWW.net!
<b>JBL:</b> I know, I know…
<b>Rey:</b> And you recall our bet?
<b>JBL:</b> Let’s just get this over with.
<b>Rey:</b> Make sure to swallow!
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What a buddy! Only a true friend would block your eyes from watching “My Side of the Story” by The Warrior.
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Too bad the fanboy didn’t realize Halloween wasn’t ‘till next month.
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Steven Richards- Xtreme Proctologist!
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Maybe this is why the cruiser weight division isn’t doing that great… Vince let’s the all the hosses play with them.
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<I>*moments earlier*</I>
<b>Nunizo:</b> So, you lost the bet also?
<b>Batista:</b> Don’t rub it in!
<b>Nunizo:</b> You lost the bet! You lost the bet! Now you gotta gimme head!
<b>Batista:</b> …:mad:
<b>Nunzio:</b> Uhhh… Dave… calm down… it’s just a bet… 15 mins and it’ll be… shi…
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Poor Dave, he didn’t realize that it was just some footage of JR walking down the street, and he wasn’t playing Katamari Damacy.
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<b>Randy:</b> So Taker, you lost the be- GACK!!! CHOKE!!!!
<I>*’k, I’ve run that joke into the ground…. Kennedy!*</I>
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<b>Random Crew Guy:</b> Okay, who ordered the coffin shaped cake?
<b>Bob:</b> Weeeee doggie! I’m gonna have me some cakin’ good fun tonite!
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In the background you’ll find a grateful fan who thinks Orton is really doing his best to carry The Undertaker through this crapfest.
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<b>Taker:</b> Okay, that’s the LAST time I hang out with RVD before the show…
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<b>JR:</b> BAHGAWD! POWERBOMB BBQ SAUCE TOOK HIS DAMN HEAD OFF!!!
<b>Tazz:</b> Can I have my chair back?
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And yet somehow between four men no one understood the concept of the shocker.
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And the great mystery of “who is the homo on SmackDown” comes to an end when The Undertaker takes a curious feel…
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…all I’ve got is another oral sex joke… but I really need to expand…
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<b>Steven Richard:</b> PWND, BITCH!
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And in the end, true to his word, The Undertaker did what he had to do for the bet.
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<b>Booker T:</b> I didn’t smell that… Tell me I did not just smell that!
<b>Xtian:</b> Hey, whoever smelt it dealt it!