Smackdown Captions For 9/23/05

[JH]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/01.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/02.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/03.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/06.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/07.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/08.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/09.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/13.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/15.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/16.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/17.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/18.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/19.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/22.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/23.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/24.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/29.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/30.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/34.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/38.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/39.jpg

[JH]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/01.jpg
Batista: Hey eddie even though her tits are kinda small your nurse is still hot
Eddie: Get out holmes i'm gonna get me a piece of this

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/02.jpg
Eddie: Oh god white lights
Nurse: Yea that should do the trick now hit on me again ESE

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/03.jpg
Eddie: Oh sorry there for a minute i thought you was justin credible dressed as a doctor

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/06.jpg
Batista: It's ok eddie hold my hand i'll protect you

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/07.jpg
Eddie: Whoa hold up holmes that does'nt feel too good ese

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/08.jpg
Eddie: Damn ese you got some big fingers
Doctor: (Thinking) Thats not my finger

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/13.jpg
Eddie: Hey um ref could you stop showing off your magic and let me the hell down holmes
Ref: Nah this is fun
Batista: Wow how did you do that
Ref: I just raise my arms like this and he goes up in the air i call it the xpac sucking trick

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/15.jpg
Eddie: This guy right he's the homo ese

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/17.jpg
JBL: And right here in the audience we have george w bush...oh sorry thats just some hobo with a weird grin on his face

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/18.jpg
JBL would not let smackdown begin until he got to sing god bless america

2 Parter
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/19.jpg
Kennedy: Hye chimel why does jbl get to sing god bless america and not me
Chimel: Go ahead and do it
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg
Kennedy: GOD BLESS AMERICA........AMERICA

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/22.jpg
Rey: Hold me please
Kennedy: Ok but damn you're heavy for a cruiserweight

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/24.jpg
The ortons were jealous of jbl and kennedy so they decided to sing a classic
Ortons: We are the world we are the children

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/30.jpg
Christian: Hold on booker let me kill that spider...Oh sorry that was your dreads

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg
Introducing the newest member of the smackdown roster WAYNE BRADY

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg

Breaking news Scientists have found empirical evidence to prove the link between the consumption of steroids and chronic constipation

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/23.jpg

Cole tries to cause havoc with his spooky mind control powers, using telepathy to make Kennedy say 'vagina' live on air

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/24.jpg

Randy: "I'm proud and honoured to be hosting this year's Gay Cowboy Awards"

[the Master-brock]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/39.jpg
Papa Shango after some bleach treatment

[Jaton]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg
Through the miracle of science, scientists have found a way to merge Wayne Brady and Monty Brown. Now he might finally have promo skills!

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg
Ken: I'll have a Mc Fluurie, medium fry and a Chicken Sandwhich...

Employee: what was that last bit?

....Chicken sandwhich

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg

Seeking revenge for the years of abuse and disregard, the frustrated microphone leaps from Kennedy's hand and attacks his one of his abusers.

[PorkSoda]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/03.jpg

Doctor: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your brain!

*Cuts off Eddie's head with a saw*

Doctor: Oops your dead!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/18.jpg

JBL tries his version of "MISTERRRRRRRRR JBL..........jbl" as Jillian Hall looks on in embarrasment.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/06.jpg

Eddie: I can't feel my butt! I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT! I'LL NEVER POOP AGAIN!
Batista: Calm down, Eddie. Doctor. Rob will have you pooping in no time.
Eddie: Ohhh kay thats good. *Happily* Poop heh heh POOP! HEH HEH!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/38.jpg

Vince decided that he should put Holly, Stacy, and Christy together to form a new stable: Rock-a-bye-Holly

[Corkscrewed]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/39.jpg
It would have been a triumphant night for Heidenreich if MS Paint hadn't attacked and ravaged his face.

[Corkscrewed]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg
"And IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... will always.... love.. youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!"

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/01.jpg

Batista informs Eddie that after No Mercy he's been booked for a feud with the returning Kenzo Suzuki

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/07.jpg

And they said Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't ready to return to action.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/08.jpg

*Eddie Guerrero watching One Night in China"

Guerrero: I used to date that!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/09.jpg

"Hey, come have a close look at the tattoo on my arm..."

Batista: NEVER!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/13.jpg

Eddie Guerrero proves he can carry Brian Hebner to a good match, by selling his one-arm military press.

OR

Eddie: Hey, I never had a shirt, where did this come from?

Brian Hebner: ...:shifty:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/15.jpg

Batista: I swear you're a Baldwin brother.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg

Ken Kennedy demonstrates to us how he got his job......Kennedy.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/23.jpg

Ken Kennedy: And that is why Michael Cole is the homo on SmackDown!. The people rest........Kennedy.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg

Bobby Lashley learns his gimmick is to be the homo on SmackDown!.

Lashley: Oh darn!

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/13.jpg


Eddie: Hey, I never had a shirt, where did this come from?

Brian Hebner: ...:shifty:

:lol:

[Morgan]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/02.jpg

Eddie: Oh man, I had the strangest dream where, I had to pretend Rey's kid was mine in a storyline. It was horrible.

[loopydate]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/01.jpg

The nurse couldn't put her finger on it, but there was definitely something creepy about Dave and Eddie's ventriloquism act.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/02.jpg

EDDIE: Zzzzzzzz... Nah, Vince. I swear I'm not getting over. Zzzzzzz... No, please don't put me with... Zzzzzz... MAMACI-- [Wakes up] Huh? What?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/03.jpg

NURSE: [Blows a raspberry]

EDDIE: That wasn't me, ese!

DOCTOR: Suuuuuuure...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/06.jpg

Okay, so Eddie's arms looked a little like McGwire's, but the gag was ruined by the totally unconvincing Canseco.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/07.jpg

DOCTOR: Found your keys!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/08.jpg

DOCTOR: ...and mine?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/09.jpg

Mid-clothesline, Batista finally gets the "Beaver Cleavage" joke.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/13.jpg

Yes, the new ultra-concentrated Glass Ceiling protects tall hosses while keeping cruisers at bay!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/15.jpg

EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/16.jpg

JBL: Well, this is certainly a new position for me.

RANCHHAND: Not used to horses?

JBL: Yeah. Just not ridin' 'em.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/17.jpg

JBL: Hey, Stevie, what did the five fi--

LOOPYDATE'S SNIPER RIFLE: BANG!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/18.jpg

JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn]

JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before?

JBL: :lol:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/19.jpg

Chimel may have been smirking here, but he wasn't after he found out that his lack of faith disturbed Kennedy.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg

KENNEDY: ROOOOOOOOOXANNE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/22.jpg

KENNEDY: ...thirty-five. Thirty-six.

REY: This is so degrading.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/23.jpg

KENNEDY: ...Kenne--

COLE?: Rest in peace!

TAZZ: UNDERTAKER'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/24.jpg

RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we--

TEX: Zzzzzzzzz...

RANDY: Son of a bitch!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/29.jpg

CHRIS: Ha! Keep away! Keep away!

OJ: That is not otay!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/30.jpg

KEVIN NASH [watching at home]: Man, that makes me hurt just watchin' it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/34.jpg

SHARMELL: No, baby, you the homo!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg

LASHLEY: And you will feel the SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Period!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/38.jpg

HOLLY: An' I only had ta injure 17 rookies to get this angle!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/39.jpg

Jon "Demonic Mime" Heidenreich was certainly a force to be reckoned with.

[Gone Mad]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/01.jpg
Eddie: You lost.. that loving feeling. OHoHoH, loving feeling. 'Cause baby..

Batista: Eddie, I don't the songs working. Maybe you should stop watching that movi--

Eddie: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S MAVERICK, NOT EDDIE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/02.jpg
Eddie: Nurse, I had this other horrible dream that I became this guy Kerwin White and had to denounce my latino wrestling heritage for the sake of storylines.

Nurse: Umm, TIME FOR LUNCH! **runs away quickly**

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/07.jpg
Eddie REALLY LOVES the show "The Gilmore Girls".

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/08.jpg
Eddie: "I'M YOUR" WHAT? "I'M WHAT" ? TELL ME NOW!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/16.jpg
Only in the WWE could you see a horse carrying a hoss.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/17.jpg
JBL: So then I tells him "Hey, if you wanna put stock in Enron, then do it!" I ain't gonna be part of a fallen corporation. I make my money by investing, you hear?

And yet, the horse never gave a response.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/19.jpg
Kennedy: Hey, Chimmel, you know what the five fingers say to the face?
Chimmel: Hmm, nope, I don't.
Kennedy: ...Oh. Thanks anyways. **walks away.**

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/20.jpg
Insert American Idol joke here.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/22.jpg
Kennedy: Man, baby-sitting is HARD.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/37.jpg
RANDOM PAC-MAN!!! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/38.jpg
Girls: YAY! IT'S KERWIN!

Holly: But I'm not Ker-- Ah, whatever gets more kids to beat on. IF IT AIN'T WHITE, IT AIN'T RIGHT, YEAH!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/39.jpg
Ghost of Caption's Past: WOW, your set this week sucked! Prepare to DIE!

Me: NOOOO!! **clothesline'd!! **

*oVeR!!*

[Chavo Classic]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/15.jpg

EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon?

:rofl:


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/18.jpg

JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn]

JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before?

:rofl: :rofl:


http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/36647831111211/24.jpg

RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we--

TEX: Zzzzzzzzz...

RANDY: Son of a bitch!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: