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Old 09-24-2005, 01:26 PM   #1
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:42 PM   #2
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Batista: Hey eddie even though her tits are kinda small your nurse is still hot
Eddie: Get out holmes i'm gonna get me a piece of this


Eddie: Oh god white lights
Nurse: Yea that should do the trick now hit on me again ESE


Eddie: Oh sorry there for a minute i thought you was justin credible dressed as a doctor


Batista: It's ok eddie hold my hand i'll protect you


Eddie: Whoa hold up holmes that does'nt feel too good ese


Eddie: Damn ese you got some big fingers
Doctor: (Thinking) Thats not my finger


Eddie: Hey um ref could you stop showing off your magic and let me the hell down holmes
Ref: Nah this is fun
Batista: Wow how did you do that
Ref: I just raise my arms like this and he goes up in the air i call it the xpac sucking trick


Eddie: This guy right he's the homo ese


JBL: And right here in the audience we have george w bush...oh sorry thats just some hobo with a weird grin on his face


JBL would not let smackdown begin until he got to sing god bless america

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Kennedy: Hye chimel why does jbl get to sing god bless america and not me
Chimel: Go ahead and do it

Kennedy: GOD BLESS AMERICA........AMERICA


Rey: Hold me please
Kennedy: Ok but damn you're heavy for a cruiserweight


The ortons were jealous of jbl and kennedy so they decided to sing a classic
Ortons: We are the world we are the children


Christian: Hold on booker let me kill that spider...Oh sorry that was your dreads


Introducing the newest member of the smackdown roster WAYNE BRADY
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:46 PM   #3
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:47 PM   #4
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Cole tries to cause havoc with his spooky mind control powers, using telepathy to make Kennedy say 'vagina' live on air



Randy: "I'm proud and honoured to be hosting this year's Gay Cowboy Awards"
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Old 09-24-2005, 02:02 PM   #5
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Papa Shango after some bleach treatment
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:42 PM   #6
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Through the miracle of science, scientists have found a way to merge Wayne Brady and Monty Brown. Now he might finally have promo skills!
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Old 09-24-2005, 05:27 PM   #7
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Ken: I'll have a Mc Fluurie, medium fry and a Chicken Sandwhich...

Employee: what was that last bit?

....Chicken sandwhich
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Old 09-24-2005, 06:21 PM   #8
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Seeking revenge for the years of abuse and disregard, the frustrated microphone leaps from Kennedy's hand and attacks his one of his abusers.
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Old 09-24-2005, 09:36 PM   #9
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Doctor: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your brain!

*Cuts off Eddie's head with a saw*

Doctor: Oops your dead!



JBL tries his version of "MISTERRRRRRRRR JBL..........jbl" as Jillian Hall looks on in embarrasment.



Eddie: I can't feel my butt! I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT! I'LL NEVER POOP AGAIN!
Batista: Calm down, Eddie. Doctor. Rob will have you pooping in no time.
Eddie: Ohhh kay thats good. *Happily* Poop heh heh POOP! HEH HEH!



Vince decided that he should put Holly, Stacy, and Christy together to form a new stable: Rock-a-bye-Holly
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Old 09-25-2005, 02:26 AM   #10
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It would have been a triumphant night for Heidenreich if MS Paint hadn't attacked and ravaged his face.
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Old 09-25-2005, 02:33 AM   #11
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:05 AM   #12
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Batista informs Eddie that after No Mercy he's been booked for a feud with the returning Kenzo Suzuki
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Old 09-25-2005, 07:55 AM   #13
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And they said Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't ready to return to action.



*Eddie Guerrero watching One Night in China"

Guerrero: I used to date that!



"Hey, come have a close look at the tattoo on my arm..."

Batista: NEVER!



Eddie Guerrero proves he can carry Brian Hebner to a good match, by selling his one-arm military press.

OR

Eddie: Hey, I never had a shirt, where did this come from?

Brian Hebner: ...



Batista: I swear you're a Baldwin brother.



Ken Kennedy demonstrates to us how he got his job......Kennedy.



Ken Kennedy: And that is why Michael Cole is the homo on SmackDown!. The people rest........Kennedy.



Bobby Lashley learns his gimmick is to be the homo on SmackDown!.

Lashley: Oh darn!
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Old 09-25-2005, 08:10 AM   #14
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Eddie: Hey, I never had a shirt, where did this come from?

Brian Hebner: ...
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Old 09-25-2005, 11:15 AM   #15
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Eddie: Oh man, I had the strangest dream where, I had to pretend Rey's kid was mine in a storyline. It was horrible.
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Old 09-25-2005, 04:46 PM   #16
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The nurse couldn't put her finger on it, but there was definitely something creepy about Dave and Eddie's ventriloquism act.


EDDIE: Zzzzzzzz... Nah, Vince. I swear I'm not getting over. Zzzzzzz... No, please don't put me with... Zzzzzz... MAMACI-- [Wakes up] Huh? What?



NURSE: [Blows a raspberry]

EDDIE: That wasn't me, ese!

DOCTOR: Suuuuuuure...



Okay, so Eddie's arms looked a little like McGwire's, but the gag was ruined by the totally unconvincing Canseco.



DOCTOR: Found your keys!



DOCTOR: ...and mine?



Mid-clothesline, Batista finally gets the "Beaver Cleavage" joke.



Yes, the new ultra-concentrated Glass Ceiling protects tall hosses while keeping cruisers at bay!



EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon?



JBL: Well, this is certainly a new position for me.

RANCHHAND: Not used to horses?

JBL: Yeah. Just not ridin' 'em.



JBL: Hey, Stevie, what did the five fi--

LOOPYDATE'S SNIPER RIFLE: BANG!



JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn]

JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before?

JBL:



Chimel may have been smirking here, but he wasn't after he found out that his lack of faith disturbed Kennedy.



KENNEDY: ROOOOOOOOOXANNE!



KENNEDY: ...thirty-five. Thirty-six.

REY: This is so degrading.



KENNEDY: ...Kenne--

COLE?: Rest in peace!

TAZZ: UNDERTAKER'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!



RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we--

TEX: Zzzzzzzzz...

RANDY: Son of a bitch!



CHRIS: Ha! Keep away! Keep away!

OJ: That is not otay!



KEVIN NASH [watching at home]: Man, that makes me hurt just watchin' it.



SHARMELL: No, baby, you the homo!



LASHLEY: And you will feel the SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Period!



HOLLY: An' I only had ta injure 17 rookies to get this angle!



Jon "Demonic Mime" Heidenreich was certainly a force to be reckoned with.
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Old 09-25-2005, 06:54 PM   #17
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Eddie: You lost.. that loving feeling. OHoHoH, loving feeling. 'Cause baby..

Batista: Eddie, I don't the songs working. Maybe you should stop watching that movi--

Eddie: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S MAVERICK, NOT EDDIE!


Eddie: Nurse, I had this other horrible dream that I became this guy Kerwin White and had to denounce my latino wrestling heritage for the sake of storylines.

Nurse: Umm, TIME FOR LUNCH! **runs away quickly**


Eddie REALLY LOVES the show "The Gilmore Girls".


Eddie: "I'M YOUR" WHAT? "I'M WHAT" ? TELL ME NOW!!


Only in the WWE could you see a horse carrying a hoss.


JBL: So then I tells him "Hey, if you wanna put stock in Enron, then do it!" I ain't gonna be part of a fallen corporation. I make my money by investing, you hear?

And yet, the horse never gave a response.


Kennedy: Hey, Chimmel, you know what the five fingers say to the face?
Chimmel: Hmm, nope, I don't.
Kennedy: ...Oh. Thanks anyways. **walks away.**


Insert American Idol joke here.


Kennedy: Man, baby-sitting is HARD.


RANDOM PAC-MAN!!! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!!


Girls: YAY! IT'S KERWIN!

Holly: But I'm not Ker-- Ah, whatever gets more kids to beat on. IF IT AIN'T WHITE, IT AIN'T RIGHT, YEAH!!


Ghost of Caption's Past: WOW, your set this week sucked! Prepare to DIE!

Me: NOOOO!! **clothesline'd!! **

*oVeR!!*
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Old 09-26-2005, 12:51 PM   #18
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EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon?






JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn]

JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before?






RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we--

TEX: Zzzzzzzzz...

RANDY: Son of a bitch!
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