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Batista: Hey eddie even though her tits are kinda small your nurse is still hot Eddie: Get out holmes i'm gonna get me a piece of this http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/02.jpg Eddie: Oh god white lights Nurse: Yea that should do the trick now hit on me again ESE http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/03.jpg Eddie: Oh sorry there for a minute i thought you was justin credible dressed as a doctor http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/06.jpg Batista: It's ok eddie hold my hand i'll protect you http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/07.jpg Eddie: Whoa hold up holmes that does'nt feel too good ese http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/08.jpg Eddie: Damn ese you got some big fingers Doctor: (Thinking) Thats not my finger http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/13.jpg Eddie: Hey um ref could you stop showing off your magic and let me the hell down holmes Ref: Nah this is fun Batista: Wow how did you do that Ref: I just raise my arms like this and he goes up in the air i call it the xpac sucking trick http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/15.jpg Eddie: This guy right he's the homo ese http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/17.jpg JBL: And right here in the audience we have george w bush...oh sorry thats just some hobo with a weird grin on his face http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/18.jpg JBL would not let smackdown begin until he got to sing god bless america 2 Parter http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/19.jpg Kennedy: Hye chimel why does jbl get to sing god bless america and not me Chimel: Go ahead and do it http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/20.jpg Kennedy: GOD BLESS AMERICA........AMERICA http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/22.jpg Rey: Hold me please Kennedy: Ok but damn you're heavy for a cruiserweight http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/24.jpg The ortons were jealous of jbl and kennedy so they decided to sing a classic Ortons: We are the world we are the children http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/30.jpg Christian: Hold on booker let me kill that spider...Oh sorry that was your dreads http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/37.jpg Introducing the newest member of the smackdown roster WAYNE BRADY |
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Breaking news Scientists have found empirical evidence to prove the link between the consumption of steroids and chronic constipation |
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Cole tries to cause havoc with his spooky mind control powers, using telepathy to make Kennedy say 'vagina' live on air http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/24.jpg Randy: "I'm proud and honoured to be hosting this year's Gay Cowboy Awards" |
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Papa Shango after some bleach treatment |
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Through the miracle of science, scientists have found a way to merge Wayne Brady and Monty Brown. Now he might finally have promo skills! |
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Ken: I'll have a Mc Fluurie, medium fry and a Chicken Sandwhich... Employee: what was that last bit? ....Chicken sandwhich |
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Seeking revenge for the years of abuse and disregard, the frustrated microphone leaps from Kennedy's hand and attacks his one of his abusers. |
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Doctor: Hello, I'm Dr. Stupid. I'm going to take out your brain! *Cuts off Eddie's head with a saw* Doctor: Oops your dead! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/18.jpg JBL tries his version of "MISTERRRRRRRRR JBL..........jbl" as Jillian Hall looks on in embarrasment. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/06.jpg Eddie: I can't feel my butt! I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT! I'LL NEVER POOP AGAIN! Batista: Calm down, Eddie. Doctor. Rob will have you pooping in no time. Eddie: Ohhh kay thats good. *Happily* Poop heh heh POOP! HEH HEH! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/38.jpg Vince decided that he should put Holly, Stacy, and Christy together to form a new stable: Rock-a-bye-Holly |
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It would have been a triumphant night for Heidenreich if MS Paint hadn't attacked and ravaged his face. |
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"And IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... will always.... love.. youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" |
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Batista informs Eddie that after No Mercy he's been booked for a feud with the returning Kenzo Suzuki |
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And they said Stone Cold Steve Austin wasn't ready to return to action. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/08.jpg *Eddie Guerrero watching One Night in China" Guerrero: I used to date that! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/09.jpg "Hey, come have a close look at the tattoo on my arm..." Batista: NEVER! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/13.jpg Eddie Guerrero proves he can carry Brian Hebner to a good match, by selling his one-arm military press. OR Eddie: Hey, I never had a shirt, where did this come from? Brian Hebner: ...:shifty: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/15.jpg Batista: I swear you're a Baldwin brother. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/20.jpg Ken Kennedy demonstrates to us how he got his job......Kennedy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/23.jpg Ken Kennedy: And that is why Michael Cole is the homo on SmackDown!. The people rest........Kennedy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/37.jpg Bobby Lashley learns his gimmick is to be the homo on SmackDown!. Lashley: Oh darn! |
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Eddie: Oh man, I had the strangest dream where, I had to pretend Rey's kid was mine in a storyline. It was horrible. |
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The nurse couldn't put her finger on it, but there was definitely something creepy about Dave and Eddie's ventriloquism act. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/02.jpg EDDIE: Zzzzzzzz... Nah, Vince. I swear I'm not getting over. Zzzzzzz... No, please don't put me with... Zzzzzz... MAMACI-- [Wakes up] Huh? What? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/03.jpg NURSE: [Blows a raspberry] EDDIE: That wasn't me, ese! DOCTOR: Suuuuuuure... http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/06.jpg Okay, so Eddie's arms looked a little like McGwire's, but the gag was ruined by the totally unconvincing Canseco. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/07.jpg DOCTOR: Found your keys! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/08.jpg DOCTOR: ...and mine? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/09.jpg Mid-clothesline, Batista finally gets the "Beaver Cleavage" joke. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/13.jpg Yes, the new ultra-concentrated Glass Ceiling protects tall hosses while keeping cruisers at bay! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/15.jpg EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon? http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/16.jpg JBL: Well, this is certainly a new position for me. RANCHHAND: Not used to horses? JBL: Yeah. Just not ridin' 'em. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/17.jpg JBL: Hey, Stevie, what did the five fi-- LOOPYDATE'S SNIPER RIFLE: BANG! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/18.jpg JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn] JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before? JBL: :lol: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/19.jpg Chimel may have been smirking here, but he wasn't after he found out that his lack of faith disturbed Kennedy. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/20.jpg KENNEDY: ROOOOOOOOOXANNE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/22.jpg KENNEDY: ...thirty-five. Thirty-six. REY: This is so degrading. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/23.jpg KENNEDY: ...Kenne-- COLE?: Rest in peace! TAZZ: UNDERTAKER'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/24.jpg RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we-- TEX: Zzzzzzzzz... RANDY: Son of a bitch! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/29.jpg CHRIS: Ha! Keep away! Keep away! OJ: That is not otay! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/30.jpg KEVIN NASH [watching at home]: Man, that makes me hurt just watchin' it. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/34.jpg SHARMELL: No, baby, you the homo! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/37.jpg LASHLEY: And you will feel the SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Period! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/38.jpg HOLLY: An' I only had ta injure 17 rookies to get this angle! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/39.jpg Jon "Demonic Mime" Heidenreich was certainly a force to be reckoned with. |
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Eddie: You lost.. that loving feeling. OHoHoH, loving feeling. 'Cause baby.. Batista: Eddie, I don't the songs working. Maybe you should stop watching that movi-- Eddie: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S MAVERICK, NOT EDDIE! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/02.jpg Eddie: Nurse, I had this other horrible dream that I became this guy Kerwin White and had to denounce my latino wrestling heritage for the sake of storylines. Nurse: Umm, TIME FOR LUNCH! **runs away quickly** http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/07.jpg Eddie REALLY LOVES the show "The Gilmore Girls". http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/08.jpg Eddie: "I'M YOUR" WHAT? "I'M WHAT" ? TELL ME NOW!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/16.jpg Only in the WWE could you see a horse carrying a hoss. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/17.jpg JBL: So then I tells him "Hey, if you wanna put stock in Enron, then do it!" I ain't gonna be part of a fallen corporation. I make my money by investing, you hear? And yet, the horse never gave a response. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/19.jpg Kennedy: Hey, Chimmel, you know what the five fingers say to the face? Chimmel: Hmm, nope, I don't. Kennedy: ...Oh. Thanks anyways. **walks away.** http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/20.jpg Insert American Idol joke here. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/22.jpg Kennedy: Man, baby-sitting is HARD. http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/37.jpg RANDOM PAC-MAN!!! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/38.jpg Girls: YAY! IT'S KERWIN! Holly: But I'm not Ker-- Ah, whatever gets more kids to beat on. IF IT AIN'T WHITE, IT AIN'T RIGHT, YEAH!! http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/39.jpg Ghost of Caption's Past: WOW, your set this week sucked! Prepare to DIE! Me: NOOOO!! **clothesline'd!! ** *oVeR!!* |
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EDDIE: Hey, didn't you used to be a deacon? :rofl: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/18.jpg JBL: [Yaaaaaaaaawn] JILLIAN: Hey, wasn't I wearing a hat before? :rofl: :rofl: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/p...1111211/24.jpg RANDY: Okay, let's try this again. 'Taker, you wanna take on me and Tex The Narcoleptic Cowboy at No Mercy? Well, we-- TEX: Zzzzzzzzz... RANDY: Son of a bitch! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: |
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